Chapter 37 There are so many weirdos these days
The two figures crossed the clumps of ruined towers, and a piercing alarm suddenly sounded, and they immediately accelerated, running out of the infrared scan.
In the midst of the wild run, Lin Feng also knew that he had committed the most stupid thing, that is, he had forgotten to prepare Tina's red invisibility suit.
Fortunately, the sirens were boiling, but no one rushed out to stop them, allowing them to shuttle freely through the field.
Soon, the two reached the nearest wall, but someone in front of them blocked their way.
In front of him stood four cold-faced King Kongs, fully armored, holding a star iron light knife, majestic, indispensable! Noticing Lin Feng and Tina who were speeding over, their eyes were full of indifference and arrogance.
"There are people in front, I'll deal with them."
Tina's docile face turned cold, and a scorching flame boiled out, turning into a fire dragon and roaring out.
The eyebrows of the four great kings suddenly turned horizontal, this intruder is too arrogant, seeing that their four heavenly kings are guarding the checkpoint, they don't hide and sneak out, but they dare to jump out and bombard, you are the Monkey King!
"It's turned upside down!"
The burly man on the right snorted coldly, jumped out with the "Whip of the Gods" in his hand, and blasted towards the fire dragon, and the majestic wind blade hit it.
The fire dragon stalled a little, completely blocked there.
Tina didn't care, just walked behind the fire dragon step by step, a bewitching smile flashed on her lovely face, and her cold eyes seemed to mock, "Fire dragon roar!" ”
The fire dragon roared suddenly, and in an instant, it slammed into the wind blade and roasted towards the burly man.
"Uncle, hold on! Poor road comes! ”
A slightly thin man on the left jumped out, and two ice scimitars rushed towards him with water vapor.
"Can the water demons? Hehe, do you think splashing water towards the sun will help? ”
Tina sneered and walked in step by step, not making another move, just waiting for the fire dragon to devour them.
The thin man saw the fire dragon getting closer and closer in front of him, the sweat on his forehead kept dripping like rain, and he shouted behind him, "I can't hold it either." Request support! ”
The man with a fat face walked out with a shield, looked at the two people in front of him, combed his hair, and said chic and domineering: "At the critical moment, you still want me to come!" If I don't save the world, who will save the world? ”
"Ahh
"Scald, hot!"
Handsome for only three seconds, he screamed, his hands were red, almost ripe, smell it, good smell of barbecue.
If so, the burly and thin man beside him couldn't help but drool.
"You guys!"
He quickly withdrew his claws, retreated, and quickly hid his hands.
"Let's do it together, the opponent is too strong!"
After speaking, the three of them glanced at each other, and rushed forward together, the three weapons hit the fire dragon, the star power boiled wildly, and the air waves set off a storm.
"I can't hold it, that little handsome, come over and help."
The three of them still underestimated Tina's flames, and they didn't wait to stop them, constantly being forced back by the force, and the high temperature gradually penetrated the protection of the stars.
Xiao Shuai was stunned, and then said a little speechlessly: "You guys are too wasteful, I'm the finale, and there is still a person holding a girl on the other side who hasn't moved!" He looks like a master, and only I can stop him. ”
After speaking, looking over with very vigilant eyes, Lin Feng looked at him with an expressionless face.
Now a man can take him down, and he must pretend to be a master to scare them.
Sure enough, Lin Feng's gaze made Xiao Shuai feel like he was facing a great enemy, and his hands trembled twice, swallowing and spitting like a master duel, and he didn't dare to shoot at will.
"What nonsense, come on!"
The three of them shouted one by one.
"Oh."
Seeing that they really couldn't hold on, Xiao Shuai couldn't care about Lin Feng anymore, so he rushed over with a long sword, and kept slashing the fire dragon on the side.
"This intruder is very powerful, like a god descending to earth!"
"Yes, yes, yes, it's so cute, and it's a good person at first glance."
"I mean, you two, is it time to praise others?"
"Well, it looks like we can't beat her, if we praise her, maybe she'll let us go, and running for our lives is the king."
At the end, Xiao Shuai showed an innocent expression and recounted his thoughts very reasonably.
"You guys! We are members of the Stuart family, show your sense of honor! ”
The burly man said bitterly, how can he sell his lord for glory!
"Well, if I continue to fight, I will go to the West Heaven to see the Buddha, and if I don't fight, I won't lose anything to the family."
The fat-faced man took the time to wave his hand, revealing a helpless look.
"I'll go, fat man, you're going to be a monk?"
The thin man shouted, and instantly pulled out a distance from the fat-faced man, indicating that becoming a monk would be contagious.
The fat-faced man looked at the thin man, his small eyes that he couldn't see blinked, and he asked in confusion, "Who is a monk?" ”
The thin man also touched his head with some doubts, and then said inexplicably: "Isn't it to become a monk when you go to the West Heaven to see the Buddha?" I believe in God, and I don't mix with you! ”
At the end, the thin man waved his hand, revealing an expression of "the Tao is different, not conspiring with each other".
"My God, what the hell are your words, they tell you to read more books, read books!"
The fat-faced man also pulled away with a look of disgust, saying that the fool was hopeless.
The burly man had a black line on his head, "Oh my God! Who are my teammates! ”
Usually practice silent and cold, disdainful, fighting is the same as chattering, and the IQ is higher than the other.
In this situation, can the family still be saved?
"You don't need to say more, there are only two paths in front of us now......
"Where?"
"Is it a battle or a surrender?"
Xiaoshuai has a deep narration on his face, with a breeze on his sleeves, like a senior master who explores the road of life.
"War? Battle wool, now that we have really met the Monkey King, our Four Heavenly Kings are not enough to stuff their teeth! ”
The fat-faced man had already made the best decision in his heart, to stay in the green mountains, not afraid of no firewood! After all, he couldn't ask the Buddha to suppress the master in front of him.
"Humph! As the elite of the great Stuart family, how can they surrender greedily for life and fear death! ”
The burly man raised his head in solitude, and a kind of wind and water were cold, and the charm of a strong man who was gone and never returned spontaneously appeared, and he seemed to see the holy angel beckoning to him.
"I can't say that, it's not that our army is not strong, but that the enemy army is too crazy.
Besides, can the affairs of our Stuart family be called surrender? This is obviously Gao Jie who is in Cao Ying's heart and Han in Han!
It is the greatness of enduring humiliation!
It is the red that is not ruthless, and it is more noble to protect flowers when it turns into spring mud! ”
The thin man showed a slight expression of hatred that iron is not made of steel, and he babbled a lot.
"None of them are right, but it sounds reasonable."
The deep little handsome nodded thoughtfully, revealing an expression that this matter was feasible and reasonable.
"Ahem, since it's a burden of humiliation, it's a different matter, I, an elder, should take good care of you."
The burly man said righteously, with an embarrassed but polite expression. He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the wave just now was really hanging, and he almost took it off, but fortunately, his teammates understood him.
"In that case, let's take on this responsibility!"
Xiao Shuai shook his body, and stood up with righteousness, revealing the transcendent feelings of who will go to hell if I don't go to hell.
Lin Feng had been watching them fight and quarrel, and he was a little speechless when he heard their conversation, there are weirdos every year, and there are especially many this year.
"Intruder, we're here to bear the burden!"
The fat-faced man shouted in awe-inspiring righteousness, and then whispered for fear that he and Tina would not understand, "It's surrender, surrender, we're surrendering!" ”
"Hmph, surrender if you want to? Fire dragons go, bite them to death! ”
Tina looked at all this coldly, without any expression, and the already dim fire dragon burned again.
"Don't! We've all surrendered! ”
The thin man wanted to cry without tears, and immediately took off his armor, discarded his long sword, and rushed towards Lin Feng for help.
"Pit goods, I surrendered without saying it in advance!"
The remaining three scolded, and then hurriedly threw away their armor, each taking off faster than the other, leaving only the big vest and big pants thrown over.
The last four people hugged each other and shivered, their expressions seemed to be indescribably frightened, but the eyes of the ghosts and spirits glanced everywhere, and they looked like thieves.
Seeing them approaching Lin Feng, Tina didn't make any more rash moves, restrained her expression, walked over obediently, and stayed quietly by her side.
Lin Feng didn't notice the change in Tina's expression, he was looking at these people speechlessly.
When I met such a group of funny guys, I don't know if it was bad luck or luck. was still majestic just now, and instantly pretended to be stupid.
Also, disarming is disarming, what are you messing with?
Watches and belts are still talking about the past, shoes, socks, and love letters and candy are piled up there, what are you doing? And this expression, we don't rob the color! Especially for men!
Seeing Tina's inquiring gaze, Lin Feng smiled and shook his head, "Let's go." ”
Senseless killings are the most boring.
After the two walked away, the four looked at each other.
"Uncle, they let us go."
The fat-faced man opened his small invisible eyes and looked at Lin Feng, who had gradually moved away.
"It's all my credit, I was the first to surrender!"
The thin man, who was a little stunned, said triumphantly.
Swish!
The malicious eyes of the remaining three immediately fell on him, and he hugged himself tightly, trembling a little, "You...... What are you going to do? ”
"Ya, beat you, and dare to show off!"
The three of them picked up their shirtless men and beat him up.
"Woo, you guys are also faster than the other, why are you beating me?"
The thin man didn't understand at all, and was beaten up, pitiful.
"There is no why!"
In the face of his indignation, the burly man said viciously! It looks like you're going to kill you if you say it again! The thin man was also frightened and squatted there aggrievedly.
"Anyway, uncle, what are we doing now? Chase it over? ”
The fat-faced man asked, looking up.
"You're stupid, now chase after it, you want to show your pants running wild?"
Xiao Shuai smiled and looked at him with a deep face, looking at him with a creepy look.
"What? Hey, find a place to sleep, just when we're knocked out. ”
The burly man's mouth curled, and a treacherous look appeared on his face.
"Uncle is really a senior, this trick is high, it's really high!"
The fat-faced man looked adoring, gave a thumbs up and praised him again and again.
"Yes, yes, uncle, you are really insidious and cunning, scheming, and have a bad stomach!"
Taking advantage of this opportunity, the thin man hurried over to flatter.
"I want to flatten you!"
The burly man's face twitched, and this IQ could enter the core of Stuart, and it was definitely a dark operation!!
"Well, don't, uncle, I worship you, just like a mouse loves rice."
The thin man looked frightened and hurriedly defended.
"It's better to be silent like a stone, or I won't be able to help beating you again!"
The burly man forcibly suppressed the impulse in his heart.
"Let's go, the next play has nothing to do with us."
The burly man stood up with a gloomy face and waved his hand, about to leave.
"Oh, it's no fun, we're done."
"Shut up! Brothers flattened him. ”
"Wow, don't! ……”