Chapter 240: Acting in a Big Drama (5)
Of course, Donghuang Bai Zhi also knows that after all, she is a woman who has been an empress, and she thinks that the law is different.
"Qingya, what we have to do is very simple, as long as Ye Hua is provoked, he will let us go. β
"Are you sure you let us go, not spank us?" Qingya didn't believe it, that guy likes to spank people the most, and he likes to touch.
Donghuang Bai Zhi is not very sure.
"Why are you in a hurry to go out?" Qingya asked curiously.
Donghuang Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief: "I have a very urgent matter to deal with at home. β
The two women were silent.
I only heard Qingya's eyes show a determined look: "Let's try, isn't it just spanking, anyway, he won't spank me when I'm pregnant, but you..."
"I have Ah Li. "Donghuang Bai Zhi is also smart now, looking for his daughter for help.
The two women looked at each other and smiled.
"If you go out, where are you going to go?" asked Donghuang Bai Zhi out loud, pouring a glass of water for Qing Ya.
This is the first time that the Eastern Emperor Bai Zhi has poured water for others after becoming the empress.
Qingya shook her head: "I don't know." β
"Go to me, after all, I'm safe, suitable for raising a baby, and the child is important. β
Qingya didn't dare to go back now, let alone go back to her home in Gaohai City, where it was cold.
sighed: "Let's see if we can go out first." β
"It's fine. β
The two women were planning a prison break in the office, while Ye Hua successfully held the second plenary meeting in the toilet.
Ye Zizi, Wei Chang, and Split Bone stood respectfully in front of Ye Hua, waiting for His Excellency's order.
"The deity is facing the biggest crisis in history!" Ye Hua said in a deep voice.
The three of them shouted in unison: "The subordinates are willing to solve problems for the Honorable One!"
"Very good! The deity decided to learn from human beings and come to a heroic rescue of beauty!" Ye Hua seemed to have seen Qingya and Donghuang Bai Zhi moved into his arms, and then all kinds of coquettishness, a beautiful life was about to start again, and he would be a person who hugged left and right in the future.
Fantasizing about this, the corners of Ye Hua's mouth showed a trace of curvature.
Ye Zizi pouted and said, "But Your Excellency, those heroes I met before saved the beauty and didn't end well, and they were all killed by us." β
"Zizi, are you saying that heroes can't save beauty?" Ye Hua, who was still a little proud just now, instantly became solemn.
Ye Zijiao said: "Zizi is a girl, of course she knows the thoughts of the ladies, although the hero saving the beauty can make them better, but it can't achieve the best effect, after all, this hero's routine of saving the beauty is a bit old." β
Hearing Ye Zizi say this, Ye Hua also felt that it was an old routine, they were so smart, if they saw through it, it would be embarrassing, and the reputation of the deity in this life would be ruined on this old routine.
"Wei Chang, you can talk about it. β
Wei Chang frowned, and said in a deep voice: "Your Excellency, since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass, but they need to be foreshadowed in order to harvest the hearts of beauties." β
Ye Hua's eyes lit up, it seemed that Wei Chang had made progress.
"Go on. β
"It's okay for heroes to save the United States, but in terms of results, we should highlight one point. Wei Chang smiled slightly, thinking that this method was feasible.
Cracked bones suddenly slapped his thigh: "I understand!"
"The meaning of gluttony is to let the Venerable Exalt exert his might, and let the ladies immerse themselves in the majesty of the Venerable and unable to extricate themselves. Split Bone exclaimed, he didn't expect this gluttonous monster to get smarter and smarter.
Ye Hua felt that it was not impossible, but something was missing, and said lightly: "Since the deity came here, he has never encountered danger, let alone a danger to his life." β
"Your Excellency, this is what your subordinates are talking about. Wei Chang explained.
Ye Hua motioned for Wei Chang to continue.
"It is an indisputable fact that ladies love the Lord. β
This sycophant shot is good, which makes Ye Hua feel comfortable.
"But because of some things, the lady hides her true heart, and all your majesty has to do is to reveal the true heart of the lady. β
"Wei Chang, that's what the deity thinks, but I don't know what method to use. β
Ye Zizi suddenly said loudly: "If Your Excellency is going to die, it is estimated that the ladies will definitely not be able to sit still." β
Wei Chang nodded: "That's right, on the basis of this hero saving beauty, let's increase the difficulty a little." β
Cracked Bone slapped his thigh again: "I understand! The hero saved the beauty and repelled the enemy with difficulty, but he was seriously injured, so the ladies must be moved to death." β
This will crack the bones and finally get it right.
Ye Hua took out a cigarette and lit it: "Since you want to play a hero to save the United States, you have to be realistic, you have to see the blood, you have to die, and you have to have a big scene, so that you can be shocking!"
"Your Excellency, leave these things to your subordinates, and your subordinates will ask the actors to cooperate. Wei Chang smiled.
Broken Bone raised his hand and shouted, "I'll be the bad guy." β
"Wei Chang, you are also here to be a bad person, your identity can't be discovered by them, you can forget about Ye Zizi, it's too easy to be recognized. "Ye Hua has already decided, the victory or defeat is in this battle!
Suddenly thinking of something, Ye Hua said out loud: "Isn't that deity going to drive them away?"
The three subordinates nodded seriously, how to play this scene if they didn't drive away.
"Then wait for the deity to find a way to drive them away, you protect their safety, and wait for my order!"
"Subordinates obey!"
Ye Hua raised his hand: "Let's all go down, let the deity think about how to drive them away." β
Walking out of the toilet, Ye Hua sat on the bar and pondered, if they don't say something cruel, what if they don't leave?
Just as Ye Hua was pondering, Qing Ya and Donghuang Bai Zhi both walked down, their faces still so bad.
In fact, Qingya and Donghuang Bai Zhi were very nervous, and after discussing just now, they drew up a series of escape plans, the first of which was to anger Ye Hua, and the consequences were nothing more than two, either release or be spanked.
And Ye Hua saw two women coming over, and he was mad and drove them away, there are too many things that will happen, and what reason to be mad?
The Buddha-figure is also a reasonable person and never acts recklessly.
The two women winked at each other, indicating the start of the show.
The two walked towards Ye Hua at the same time, and just when they were about to get close to Ye Hua, Donghuang Bai Zhi's body was unstable and fell into Ye Hua's arms, and Ye Hua subconsciously hugged him.
"Ye Hua, what do you mean, hug other women in front of me!" Qing Ya scolded instantly, and her momentum was so strong that Ye Hua was confused.
However, Donghuang Bai Zhi stood up in shame: "Ye Hua, you actually touched my ass just now, you old rascal!"
"Okay, you, you still touch her ass, Ye Hua! I Qingya misjudged you!"
Ye Hua is in a state of confusion now, what are they doing?
Qingya and Donghuang Bai Zhi were also very puzzled, they all scolded like this, why didn't you react, it's okay to show a little expression, don't be stupid.
Could it be that the speed of speech just now was too fast, Ye Hua didn't keep up with the rhythm.
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