Chapter Forty-Six: The Eighty-Thousand Year King and the Eighty-Thousand Year Turtle
Shao Yifan's face was extremely ugly, and he said in a deep voice: "There are two points on the waist of the downsider, and a towel under the monk, which is exactly the usual two words, which is difficult for many people in ancient and modern times!" If you look at the flat character, it is the taxi that is reversed, with two more points, and the ancient writing of the flat character, the two points are facing outward, like what? โ
"It's like a crying face." Shi Xie didn't care about that, and immediately took it: "It's like a person pouting." โ
"Yes, that's right, that's a bad omen in itself."
Shao Yifan immediately nodded: "If you look at the word Chang again, it looks like a Tang prefix from above, and from the bottom it looks like a hanging of filial piety, a hanging of a hanging ghost, right?" โ
Everyone doesn't know if what Shao Yifan said is true or not, but this word is indeed like this, this kid picks ugly things and says them, of course it's not good.
"This ยทยทยทยทยทยท If you look at it that way, that's right! โ
Nian Sixun also had to admit: "What does that mean? Could it be that the ghost of the man who hanged himself found me? โ
"It's nothing if it's just a sign that the person's ghost has found you!"
Shao Yifan pretended to be solemn and said: "The crying face with his lips, coupled with a hanging word of filial piety under the hall, this shows that someone in your family is going to die recently, who else is here?" โ
"That's me!" Nian Sixun was also frightened, and then wailed and said, "I'm going to die?" Brother, you have to help me! I just don't think this time is going to work, if it goes on like this, I'm really going to die, I beg you! โ
"Alas, it's not easy to do!"
Shao Yifan shook his head and said: "Everything about you is caused by God's will, and it is not human power that can be changed. How old are you this year? โ
"Forty-five!" Nian Sixun replied, and hurriedly asked, "I'm forty years old?" Don't live more than fifty? โ
"Numerology!" Shao Yifan nodded and said, "In my opinion, you can't survive this catastrophe!" โ
"Brother Shao, help me, help me, I will definitely be indispensable for your money!"
After Nian Sixun came in, many things were said right by Shao Yifan, even the words he wrote were so reasonable to analyze, and he was so scared at this time: "I'll give you 10,000, 20,000, okay?" โ
"Brother Shao, if you don't help him, it's a dead end!"
Zhang Wannian also said: "You must help Mr. Nian, thank you." โ
"Well, I'll do my best, and I'll bother you."
Shao Yifan took out a paper talisman in his arms, which was the kind of yellow paper that scared Sun Tianyu, and drew it on it with cinnabar: "I will draw you a talisman to ward off evil spirits and ghosts first, and then according to your birthday, I will give you a method, and I will change your name, so that you may be able to survive a catastrophe." โ
"Okay, okay, thank you so much, Brother Shao."
Nian Sixun nodded again and again: "As long as you survive this catastrophe, you will be my great benefactor in the future, my reborn parents, as long as there is something that uses me, in a word, I will go to the soup!" โ
"You kick this talisman paper in your pocket first, you must not lose it."
Shao Yifan handed the drawn talisman to Nian Sixun, and then said: "As for the name, it can't be called Nian Forty, so you won't live to be fifty years old!" โ
"Isn't that easy?" The old man took it: "Directly change it to adult fifties, this will live for more than ten years?" โ
"Shi Lao, you don't understand, don't follow the mix!"
Fei Hua took it, glanced at Shi Xie and said, "How old will you live if you change it casually, and how good is it to change it directly to an adult of eighty?" โ
"You don't understand, you still talk about me?"
Shi Xie didn't accept this, rolled his strange eyes, glared at Fei Hua, and then said: "But what you said also makes some sense, it's really not like that." โ
"That's it!" Fei Hua then said: "Of course what I said makes sense, you have to listen to what Yifan said, is the name Zhang Wannian good?" And live 10,000 more? โ
"Yes, yes!" Shi Xie nodded again and again: "If you really change it casually, you can live so long, and you can directly change it to an adult Wang Ba, a thousand-year-old Wang 80,000-year-old turtle, then you can live!" โ
These girls couldn't help it, and they laughed out loud, Shao Yifan was very good, and the atmosphere was also very dignified, these two people followed the mix, and the taste changed in an instant!
Nian Sixun was a little frightened, it didn't sound right, but he didn't care about the two of them, he looked at Shao Yifan and said: "Brother Shao, they don't understand, and they don't call it that, you change my name and help me get through this catastrophe!" โ
"Okay!" Shao Yifan couldn't help but smile and said: "What Shi Lao said just now is not unreasonable, the thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, although it can't be called that, and no one can survive the king and the turtle, but it's always a kind of expectation, at least it has changed your life, what do you say?" โ
"That's right."
Nian Sixun couldn't help nodding and asked, "Brother Shao, then what do you say my name is?" โ
"You should change your name to Nian Wanggui!"
Shao Yifan said very seriously: "Wangzai's Wang, homonym is the hope of hope, luck is also strong, also homophonic Wang Ba's king, expensive is the noble of the rich, the turtle of the homonym turtle, and at the same time full of wealth." โ
"Boy, do you mean, hope to survive the tortoise?"
Shi Xie laughed: "This is not what I said, you just changed the words?" โ
Everyone endured it, but when the evil came, no one couldn't help it, and they laughed out loud.
"Shi Lao, what's the matter, you can't say that! You listen to this name, Nian Wanggui, very good! โ
Shao Yifan also reluctantly held back a smile: "Besides, these are not the most important things, the most important thing is the present!" โ
"Huh?" Nian Sixun was startled again: "Brother Shao, I can't get over it in front of me?" โ
"Your yang energy is extremely weak, people of your age, there are some things that should also be heard, ghosts and evil spirits, generally looking for people with weak yang energy."
Shao Yifan continued: "Although I helped you exorcise evil spirits, I also gave you a ghost avoidance charm to drive away the hanged ghosts, and other wandering spirits and wild ghosts saw that your yang qi was weak, and they might come to you, these do not solve the root cause, the most fundamental thing is to improve your yang energy, do you understand?" โ
"Yes, I've heard that when people's yang qi is weak, evil spirits come to him!"
Nian Sixun has indeed heard of it, and it is all said by the older generation: "Then how can I improve my yang energy?" โ
"It's nothing more than regular good deeds and accumulation of virtue, if you want to improve as soon as possible, then there is a way, saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, of course it is to save people, but this situation is not easy to encounter."
Shao Yifan thought for a while and said: "By the way, there is an orphanage next to us, you donate to the orphanage, this is equivalent to saving people's lives, those children are really pitiful, don't think that I am for the orphanage next to me, I have nothing to do with them, I just show you a clear way." โ
"That's fine, it's not a problem!"
Nian Sixun immediately nodded and said: "I have money, donating tens of thousands of dollars a month, it's not a matter at all, it should be regular, right?" โ
"Of course, freezing three feet is not a day's cold, and doing good deeds is not a day's work."
Shao Yifan nodded and said, "As long as you do this, although you can't survive the Wang Eight Turtle, I guarantee that you can live to be seventy or eighty years old." โ
"Okay, that's no problem, I donate 20,000 yuan a month and insist on donating all year round."
Nian Sixun took out 20,000 yuan in cash in his arms and handed it directly to Shao Yifan: "This is the hexagram money for you, thank you brother for helping me get through this catastrophe, master, really master!" โ
"You can just give it to them!"
Shao Yifan shook his head and said: "I calculated Shoulu for you, this is a matter of damaging yin virtue in itself, if I take the money again, it is equivalent to a transaction, and it will be punished by God, count me for helping you for nothing, and Uncle Zhang's face is there!" โ
"Thank you so much, Brother Shao!"
Zhang Wannian also felt that there was light on his face, and immediately took it and said: "Mr. Nian, you just listen to Brother Shao, donate it directly to the orphanage, and improve the yang energy as soon as possible, you look at me, it is through Brother Shao's guidance that I gave them all the money owed to the migrant workers, and my grandmother never came to me again, what a great master!" โ
Nian Sixun no longer insisted, and hurriedly handed the money to Xue Ru.
Xue Ru and the others wanted to laugh and were puzzled, and they didn't know that what Shao Yifan said was true or false, and they didn't know whether they should take the money, and several girls looked at Shao Yifan.
"Okay, I know you're not short of money, but this is a helping hand."
Shao Yifan said deliberately: "You guys still take it, the head of the year is waiting to improve the yang energy!" โ
"Yes, Brother Shao is right, I have not done well in the past."
Nian Sixun nodded again and again: "You should just help me, leave an account for a while, I will donate on schedule, you can just accept it directly, even if you help me get through this catastrophe, thank you!" โ
"Don't say that, then we'll take it, thank you." Xue Ru took the money, and she was very happy in her heart, with 20,000 yuan, she could do a lot of things for the children!
"Brother Shao, I'll invite you at noon!"
Nian Sixun saw Xue Ru take the money and breathed a sigh of relief: "I must thank you very much!" โ
"No need, I can't go with you!"
Shao Yifan shook his head again and again: "You guys go get busy, I know your birthday, and I want to give you a way to exorcise evil spirits, and the hanged ghost hasn't let you go!" โ
"Oh!" Nian Sixun and Zhang Wannian glanced at each other, nodded again and again, and said goodbye to Shao Yifan.
"By the way, don't forget to change your household registration book and ID card." Shao Yifan advised.
Both of them agreed to come down, and then left the office.
Zhang Wannian's voice also came from the corridor: "You can invite me, if I don't know that Brother Shao is powerful, you won't be able to get by, and you have survived the Wangba Turtle, it will be over in the next few days, this brother is a master, and the famous and amazing characters in the area of Fenglin Street are all on my faceยทยทยทยทยทยท"
It wasn't until the voices of the two men could no longer be heard that the office erupted in laughter.
"You kid, nonsense liar?"
The old man laughed so badly: "They also believe in you, it's so strange, it's okay now, there will be donations in the future, those children can improve their lives, it's a good thing, haha!" โ
"Yifan, I think what you said is right, right?"
Xue Ru hadn't seen Shao Yifan tease them, and felt that there was indeed some truth: "The words he wrote, as well as the name, really mean that, is this a coincidence, or is it really fate?" โ
"What Shi Lao said is not entirely right, I do know feng shui and naming, and I am more proficient in plum blossoms, but I can't use it for him, he is not a big deal."
Shao Yifan said with a smile: "As for why he believes me, the reason is very simple, he has doubts, otherwise he wouldn't come, plus Zhang Wannian said, what I said is also reliable, it's strange if you don't believe it!" โ
"By the way, his situation, and his grandfather killed people, usually two words of explanation, you are right?"
Geng Hong asked with a puzzled face: "You haven't counted it for him yet, what's going on?" โ