Chapter 285: Senior, please stop being angry! 【3rd Update】
"By the way, what is the main test of joining the Literary Club?"
Li Zheng asked.
"Of course, there is knowledge about poetry, but it's different here, you just need to make a couplet."
"Couplet?"
Hearing what Geng Haoran said, Li Zheng was slightly stunned.
"Well, it's a couplet.
But don't worry, it's not that strict here, just rhyme neatly, it's very simple.
Of course, I have to warn you in advance...... After joining, you can't relax, you have to work hard all the time to prevent the old professor's spot checks, if he finds out that you are indiscriminate, you will be kicked out. ”
"This old guy is so ruthless?" Li Zheng was a little surprised.
"Shh......h I'm going to kill you, this is a literary club, and the old professor is an absolute ON.1 here! Geng Haoran hurriedly motioned to him to be quieter, "The presidents of other clubs are all students, and some clubs can't be managed by other teachers except the principal, but the only thing that is different is the Literature Club, this club can only be managed by Professor Chen Yuanming, and the principal can't be here." ”
While chatting, the two of them swaggered to find a place and waited silently.
Geng Haoran kept talking about what would happen later, while Li Zheng was thinking about the opening ceremony in his mind at the moment.
But at this time.
A voice from the front interrupted his thoughts.
"I think this link is right, it's quite neat, why is it unqualified."
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"That's just what you think, okay next!"
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"Senior, give me a chance, I really want to join the e-sports club, not for Chen Yao!"
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"Don't delay, hurry up and get on to the next one!"
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"Just the idea of daring to hit Goddess Chen Yao? Let me give it a try! ”
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"Alright, next!"
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Although it is different from the other two test places, it is eliminated very quickly.
Originally, there were about seventeen or eighteen in front of Li Zheng, but it was almost the blink of an eye, and it was almost the turn of the two of them.
"I thought it should be easier here, but I didn't think it would be so difficult!"
"It's just that the assessment for the old professor here is a little simpler, but in fact, it's all the same difficulty for us, and we can't pass the assessment anyway."
Listening to the sound of the elimination of people's discussions, Geng Haoran wrinkled his nose, "What couplet is so difficult?" Let me meet for a moment! ”
As he spoke, he showed a confident smile and walked up slowly.
"What's your name?" The senior of the assessment looked at it slightly, and then asked out loud.
"Senior, my name is Geng Haoran, you don't need to say much, I understand the rules." Geng Haoran smiled slightly and said, "I'll give everyone a completed couplet first."
"Okay, don't delay too long."
"Then everyone here should listen up."
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Looking at Geng Haoran's confident smile, Li Zheng couldn't help but prick up his ears.
"I'm here to ...... beer, drinks, mineral water, unaffordable leg lifts;
The next link is, cigarette melon seed gum, reluctant to flash aside.
Horizontal batch: above the train!! ”
Li Zheng: "......"
Everyone: "......"
"If you're here to make trouble, then you can get out of here, this is a place to discuss literature, not a place for you to grandstand!"
The senior of the assessment was immediately angry, but a few seniors next to him covered their mouths and laughed.
Through the gap between several figures, Li Zheng seemed to see a familiar figure, but he didn't look carefully.
Silently watched Geng Haoran start the assessment.
"Listen, the upper link is a smoke lock pond willow."
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Geng Haoran thought about it slightly, and said with a smile, "Although this uplink looks very simple, if you take a closer look, the difficulty is that if you take it apart and look at the side of each word, it is gold, wood, water, fire and earth." ”
"You're more observant than they are." The senior of the assessment smiled slightly, "Then please link up and down." ”
After thinking for a while, Geng Haoran said: "The lights are full of Jincheng Bridge!"
The senior of the assessment nodded slightly, and acquiesced to this couplet, "Then you listen to this couplet again - draw a lotus monk painting." ”
"It's actually not that difficult, you just need to read it the other way around." Geng Haoran still had a smile on his face.
After a little contemplation, he quickly came up with the following couplet, "The book is in the Hanmo Hanlin Book!" ”
"Good! You've passed! ”
The seniors in the assessment did not hesitate to applaud themselves, and the people around them also looked enlightened.
And Geng Haoran didn't have too many surprises, as if he had long known that he would pass the assessment of the Literature Club, he smiled at Li Zheng and said.
"Brother, it's your turn."
Li Zheng lit it slightly, and after taking the last puff of cigarette in his hand, he stepped forward gently.
"You're going to have a couplet to liven up the atmosphere?" With Geng Haoran's experience from the past, and the two seemed to know each other, the seniors who assessed couldn't help but ask.
"I don't need to, let's get straight to the point, I'm in a hurry." Li Zheng was a little impatient, if it weren't for the little apprentice not replying to WeChat, he wouldn't have bothered to do so.
"Well, listen up, your ......"
However, he was only halfway through his sentence when he was interrupted by a voice behind him.
"Wait, let me meet him."
Li Zheng also felt a little familiar when he heard this voice, as if he had heard it somewhere recently, and when the person who made the voice came out of the crowd in front of him, he suddenly had a little dark face.
This person is actually Xiao Han who walked side by side with his sister last night!!
"How are you?" Li Zheng was slightly stunned.
"Why can't it be me?" Xiao Han took a deep breath, "Since you want to join the Literature Club, you have to pass my level first."
Siyu only belongs to excellent men, not a little white face like you, you don't deserve it at all!! ”
Now Li Zheng figured out why he felt hostility from Xiao Han's body yesterday.
After doing it for a long time, this guy regarded himself as a rival in love.
However, Li Zheng will not explain.
After all...... Why didn't this product ask it bluntly yesterday yesterday?
But when my sister was away, I said this?
Now he looks like he will never let go of himself easily.
It seems that my sister's feeling is right, this guy is not good enough to belong to the sanctimonious type.
As soon as he thought of this, Li Zheng said very aggrievedly: "Actually, I'm also very depressed, but after all, temperament is innate, I have clearly rejected Siyu many times, but she has been stalking me, what can I do, it's not my fault that I'm handsome."
"You ......" Xiao Han was about to explode, of course he knew that the guy in front of him was absolutely talking nonsense, deliberately provoking himself.