Chapter 10 How to put such a master on the table
"Little silver, you prepare the tissues first. The latrine is over there. Yulin pointed to the east and said.
Laneige stood in place, puzzled.
What kind of thatched toilet, does it hurt tears, and the mixed combination of tricky steamed buns and happy candy has other effects?
Su Yin was thinking: There was still toilet paper in ancient times?
Thinking about it, she asked, "Is there a tissue here?" Where is it? ”
"Here." With a wave of his hand, the red light flashed, and a box of paper appeared on the desktop.
Su Yin picked up the paper and studied it.
It's exactly like modern toilet paper.
Here, the research interest in toilet paper research is stronger, but Laneige is stuck in an endless circle of thinking.
Why? Obviously there is no problem, that's what it says in the book!
Su Yin stared at the box of toilet paper for a long time, and suddenly felt a cramping pain in his abdomen.
Thinking of what Yulin said, Su Yin understood what he said by pointing to the latrine. This familiar feeling is a sign of indigestion.
Hurriedly holding her stomach and running in the direction that Yu Lin pointed to, Su Yin wanted to shout to the sky, how could she stand up to such a master.
Yulin picked up the red fruit in his hand and nibbled on it, looking at the direction Su Yin left and shook his head.
"Master, what did you give your sister?" Although Master likes to trick people, he doesn't really hurt people. Laneige still absolutely believes in Yulin.
"Nothing. It is indeed a welcome gift for your senior sister. When I saw Xiao Yinzi just now, I used my divine sense to detect that her body was extremely fragile.
I added my new potion to the steamed buns, which mixed with the tricky steamed buns would cause adverse reactions in the body.
Wait until your sister finishes going to the toilet and then soaks in my specially blended bathing water, and this adverse reaction will disappear.
Because her physical strength is not good, she can only use this extreme way to help her adjust her body. ”
"Master, you really don't want to pit Senior Sister?"
"What are you doing with her? What's there to do about her? Your ancestor asked me to accept your sister's. ”
Laneige recalled.
Senior sister really has nothing worth going to the pit for Master. Thinking about it this way, I feel that my senior sister is so poor, and it seems that she needs to be better to my senior sister.
After thinking about it, Laneige saw the red fruit in Yulin's hand.
Why does it look so familiar?
"Master, where did you get this red fruit?"
"I just took it from the kitchen tub. Anyway, why is this fruit a little bitter, where did you get it? Yulin finished nibbling on the last bit of red fruit, threw the pit aside and said.
Laneige looked at Yulin incredulously and said, "Master, have you looked at the fruit carefully?" ”
"Not really, I'll take it casually. What's the big problem? ”
"It's... Epsom fruit. ”
"What? Epsom fruit. Yulin began to search for the pits on the ground.
I finally found it, and my stomach hurt.
After throwing the kernel on the table, he hurriedly ran to the toilet to the west, and fell halfway through.
As he ran, he said, "Laneige, bring the water to a boil." I'll go to the toilet first. ”
Laneige found a stool and sat down, frowning like a little old man, and sighed heavily.
Epsom fruit is a kind of poisonous fruit, the taste is slightly bitter, whether it is a person or a fairy who eats it, it will have diarrhea all day, and the person or immortal can not get out of the toilet if he stays in the toilet.
Laneige went to Gujun Forest to find it, and originally wanted to make poison powder.
The Epsom fruit made into poisonous powder can make people or immortals feel weak and dizzy.
However, Laneige can only make second-order laxative powder at present. Yulin can make fifth-order laxative powder, while Laneige's ancestor can make tenth-order laxative powder, which has reached the peak of drug production.