Chapter 9: The Strange Old Man
Soon, after getting off the highway, I turned into the mountains after passing through a small county town, and it looked like it was in the mountains, but I could only smile helplessly, I thought that I would not come to the mountains in this life, but who knew that I still stepped into this kind of place after a few days, isn't this a slap in the face?
The mountains are sparsely populated, the roads are narrow, it doesn't seem to be a tourist place at all, and the mountains of Jurong City are different, the roads here are very steep, a stunned kung fu may destroy the car and kill people, I thought that there would be no car to go to this kind of place at all, until I saw the wheel prints on the road I was a little relieved, it seems that there are still cars to pass, this road is simply my spirit is exhausted, sitting for a long time, and encountering this kind of road, my ass has long been unbearable, The glasses kept changing the sitting position in the back to relieve the pain on the buttocks, which was really unbearable, and even He Feng frowned and said nothing.
Navigating here has long been useless, but He Feng said that there is only one road here, just follow the road, I asked him if you have been here before? He Feng smiled slightly and nodded, I said in my heart that it was strange, I would have to really check the origin of this guy if I had a chance in the future.
Driving very slowly along the way, my broken auspicious car has been on the age, horsepower and torque are not comparable to the second brother's jeep, so it is really difficult to walk this kind of road, but fortunately, near the evening when we saw a village, glasses saw the village straight out, said that they were hungry for a long time, quickly find a family to settle down and rest, I was also very happy, I couldn't help but step on the accelerator a few more times, close to the village a few hundred meters away the car was finally overwhelmed and turned off instantly, no matter how I fired, it was useless, It should have broken down, the glasses were so angry that he scolded his mother, He Feng opened the door and got out of the car and said to us: "You wait for me for a while, I'll go to the village to call someone to help." ”
This is also a good idea, I nodded and beckoned the glasses to get out of the car to pack the rucksack, He Feng trotted all the way towards the village, we unloaded the rucksack and put it on the side of the road, the old smoker took out the cigarette and handed me another one, and the two of us squatted on the side of the car while smoking a cigarette while watching the sun that was about to set.
"I'm not embarrassed to ask along the way, I heard Uncle Zhang say that you are in trouble, what kind of ghost is it? Really? Glasses asked quietly.
I thought about it for a while and told him what I and my second brother encountered in Huang Village, including the purpose of He Feng coming to me, but it was a bit mysterious, and I didn't know if the glasses would believe it.
The glasses took a puff of cigarette: "Believe, why don't you believe it, I haven't seen anything with Uncle Zhang, Brother Dahai is kind to me, and Uncle Zhang's brother, you are Brother Dahai's younger brother, I am obligated to help if I need help." ”
I deliberately scared him: "This trip may be dangerous, aren't you afraid?" ”
The glasses smiled and patted the wooden box on the side and said, "Don't worry, bring the guy, I heard that there are wolves in this area, with self-defense." ”
I turned my head to take a look, this wooden box has been noticed since I got in the car, I didn't think much about it, now I am wrapped in glasses with a cloth, about a meter long, I was shocked and said that it should not be a gun, this guy can get a gun is really not simple, I whispered: "No matter what it is, keep a low profile, don't let others find out." ”
The glasses smiled and said, "Then can you still find out?" What do I eat? ”
As soon as the words fell, I raised my head and saw He Feng with a group of villagers coming towards us, these village names also brought a few cows, and finally the cow pulled people to push, only to push the car to the front of the village, after a toss, the sky has darkened, I am tired and panting, the glasses are bent over and holding the knees and panting, He Feng's face is not red and he is panting one by one, these villagers are really simple and hospitable, I took out the money people don't want it at all, saying that we are visitors How can we ask for the guest's money, after listening to the glasses, I took out a few packs of cigarettes and dispersed, At this time, a lot of people gathered at the entrance of the village, all came out to see the excitement, it is estimated that this place is not easy to come to outsiders, and they all come out to see when they hear the movement.
"Look! That's what people call villagers! Like us city people, at best, we can only call Diao Min! The glasses sighed, I gave him a blank look, this guy is really a pun, and he scolded us directly.
The simple hospitality of the villagers was evident, and one of the older uncles came over to let us go to his house for the night, which made us so happy that we quickly thanked us and packed up our things and followed.
When we arrived at the uncle's house, the three of us sat at the table, the uncle greeted a few times, a young man came over with a teapot and poured us water, He Feng held the cup with both hands and hurriedly thanked him, it was really polite and courteous, and the glasses pushed me and said: "This brother is very good at doing things, we have to learn." I said, "You have to learn his ways for the rest of your life." ”
The uncle lit his cigarette and smacked it twice: "What are you doing here?" ”
I replied, "Uncle, we're here for a trip. The uncle laughed: "You young babies are so good at tossing, what fun can we have in this ravine?" ”
After hearing this, the glasses also lied and said: "Uncle, you don't understand, like we are all artists, we need inspiration to write songs and compose music, like this beautiful place, it has inspiration." ”
I held back my laughter, and said in my heart that you are too good at bullshit, in case people are happy, let's sing two songs, you fucking sing Jay Chou's nunchucks?
Uncle can be regarded as a person who can keep up with the times, nodded and said: "This is the case, I'll just say, it's a guest here, and there happens to be meat stewed in the pot, let's have a good drink tonight." ”
It is said that Shandong people are hospitable, it is true, the glasses heard that there was wine to drink, and his eyes were about to glow, He Feng secretly touched me with his hand, I looked at him, only to see him slowly shake his head, probably afraid of drinking and making a mistake.
I hurriedly waved my hand to my uncle: "You can't drink wine, we still have things to do tomorrow, and we have to find a way to repair our car if it breaks down." ”
After hearing this, the uncle patted his thigh: "It's okay to repair the car, my doll will repair the car, let him show you tomorrow." ”
I looked at He Feng again, and saw that he stopped talking, and I guessed that he was acquiescing.
The uncle's son brought the meat over, and brought over a few bottles of wine, I didn't eat much, smelling the meat and saliva was almost going to flow down, and the glasses were even more smiling, on the other hand, He Feng was sitting with a smile on his face, giving people a very self-contained temperament, after three rounds of wine, a burst of urine attacked, I got up and said goodbye and wanted to go out to pee, there was no street lighting in the village in the mountains, so I walked to the door in the dark, with a slight drunkenness, and looked around No one planned to solve it on the spot.
But at this moment, I heard a burst of footsteps, looked back and found a figure walking towards me, facing the faint moonlight, squinting my eyes to find that this person was an old man, carrying a small satchel, steady steps, although the weather was cool at night, it may be the old man in the village for a casual walk, but I felt that something was not right, could it be that I hadn't drunk for too long and had hallucinations at first glance? Suddenly there is no urge to urinate, this old man walks in the middle of the night without a flashlight, the terrain here is steep, and he is not afraid of planting a cliff?
"Uncle, don't go back to sleep in the middle of the night and come out for a walk?" I took the initiative to say hello.
The uncle said: "Old man, I'm just passing by, you little doll wants to pee and go to the toilet in the back, don't make people embarrassed." ”
I was stunned for a moment, how did this old man know that I was going to release water? The old man looked at me in the dark, then untied the small satchel behind him, took out an object from it and handed it over.
"Doll, we have a fate, this one will be given to you." I walked over and saw that the old man had handed me a knife like a pig-killing knife.
I took the knife with a slight drunkenness, and I couldn't figure out what medicine was sold in the old man's gourd.
"You doll, if you do something you shouldn't do, you'll get into trouble." I couldn't see him clearly at night, but I heard him say something out of nowhere.
Hearing his words, I suddenly became angry, and my heart said What do you mean by this old man giving me something and cursing me twice? But seeing that he is an old man, I didn't say anything, anyway, I am not a villager here, don't give anything for nothing.
As soon as I looked up, I found that the old man had turned away and urinated back into the house, I shoved the knife into the backpack we had put in front of the door, pushed the door in and found that it was hot inside,
The face of the glasses was like a monkey's ass at this time, and the uncle's son was also constantly persuading him to drink, He Feng did not hide from it, his face was slightly red and a little drunk, and the uncle saw me come in and shouted: "Ah, why did this young man come, I thought you fell into the dung pit, come on, drink!" ”
The glasses also stood up and grabbed my shoulder and said a bunch of words that I didn't understand, He Feng also looked at me with a red face and a smile, and I was quickly brought into this atmosphere, and gradually forgot what happened just now.