Chapter 101: Carving a Boat for a Sword
Zhou Kejian also laughed, in front of his subordinates, he didn't want to mention Sun Yanjing's matter, everyone knew it, and quickly changed the topic: "Mr. Zhou, Mr. Shao, Assistant Gu, today's matter, thanks to the help of a few people, our branch has made a lot of money, and there will be opportunities to cooperate in the future, I salute you!" ”
"Yes, yes!"
Chang Yaofan hurriedly followed and said, "I also represent the people in our sales department······"
"Shut up!"
Zhou Kejian hadn't gotten past the morning, and glared at Chang Yaofan: "What qualifications do you have to represent the sales department?" Let Minister Liu speak! ”
"Me?" Liu Wanping hadn't come back to her senses yet, and when she heard Zhou Kejian say this, she asked in a daze.
"Sister Liu, this is what Mr. Zhou said, a gentleman's word, it's hard to chase a horse!"
Shao Yifan followed and said: "Besides, you and Brother Shui have negotiated this list, and now you are already a minister!" ”
"Oh!"
Liu Wanping also understood, and was very happy in her heart, she would not be bullied in the future, so she hurriedly raised her glass and said: "Then I represent my colleagues in the sales department, Jing Zhou, Assistant Gu, and Xiaofan······ Mr. Shao has a cup! ”
Liu Wanping couldn't change it for a while, Shao Yifan still had the same child-like personality, and he temporarily changed his words, making everyone laugh again, and they were all happy today!
Chang Yaofan's face is the same as that of pork liver, and he can only accompany the smiling face, and he can't afford to offend!
Everyone had a drink together, which was a celebration of the success of the negotiation.
"Mr. Shao, I heard Chang Yaofan say, have you tested his words?"
Zhou Kejian heard Chang Yaofan scold just now, and couldn't help asking, "Do you still know how to measure words?" ”
"It's really going to happen!"
Zhou Yanhui immediately nodded and said: "Yifan is quite accurate in measuring words, if you test the words for Chang Chang, it won't be wrong!" ”
"Humph! It's accurate! ”
Chang Yaofan snorted, felt that it was not right, and said with a red face: "Mr. Shao said that I have no financial luck, and I really have no financial luck, when my wife calculated, he said that ten fat people have nine wealth, and one has no wealth and a town house, and now it seems that my minister, has also come down, and there is only a town house left······"
Everyone couldn't help laughing without waiting for Chang Yaofan to finish speaking, and they didn't hear anything said later.
Zhou Yanhui couldn't help but hide his mouth and laugh, that is, if this kid can say this, it's not him to be honest, even the two people around him don't do it!
"Mr. Shao, is that day different from today?"
Chang Yaofan's face was flushed with laughter from everyone, and he asked: "I'm nothing now, and I really don't have any money, you can calculate it for me again, when will I be able to recover?" ”
To be honest, Chang Yaofan really believes it, since that day, he hasn't done well, and today's meal is also very embarrassing, Zhou Yanhui is also serious, then it's okay to test again.
"Okay!"
Shao Yifan was also idle, everyone had a lively meal, so he nodded and said, "Then you can write a word!" ”
"I've been given by you······ I can't do it lately, it's really bitter! ”
Chang Yaofan was almost about to tell the truth, but Shao Yifan was embarrassed, so he temporarily changed his words, wrote a bitter word on the menu, and handed it to Shao Yifan: "It's this bitter word, take a look!" ”
"Alas, don't be upset when you say it!"
Shao Yifan didn't want to rectify him, but he didn't have anything good to say to him, so he looked at it and said: "You haven't been bad for a while recently, you need to take your time and restrain your desires in order to gradually get better." ”
"This ······"
Chang Yaofan blushed again, thinking of the morning's incident, he felt uncomfortable, and was misunderstood by Zhou Kejian, so he asked: "What does this word have to do with desire?" ”
"This bitter character is well written, have you heard of a couplet? If you don't put it aside, it will be bitter in the end, and you will become famous only if you hold on to each word! ”
Shao Yifan said with a smile: "If the word is the bitter word, that is to say, you have written a bitter word, which proves that you have not set it aside, if the words can't come out, it is a name, you just can't hold back your desire now, so you won't become famous, and you will continue to suffer, so it is imperative to restrain all kinds of desires at present!" ”
These words are indeed at a certain level, and everyone can see that this is the case, and they all nodded.
"Humph!"
Zhou Kejian glared at Chang Yaofan and said, "Let him hold it, it's really difficult, you just continue to suffer!" ”
The people in the sales department all know the relationship between the two people, and there was that incident in the morning, although it was Shao Yifan's harm, after all, there were some reasons, and they couldn't help laughing.
Chang Yaofan was even more angry, and he didn't dare to continue to say anything.
"But what Mr. Shao said is really reasonable!"
Zhou Kejian listened to the same thing just now, looked at Shao Yifan and said, "Mr. Shao, give me a word test, how about it?" I've not been very good lately, so give me some pointers! ”
"Okay!"
Shao Yifan also agreed: "You can also write a word!" ”
"What am I writing? Write casually? ”
Zhou Kejian was also a little embarrassed, thought about it and muttered: "Today I am asking for someone, and it is really successful, I will write a request!" ”
Zhou Kejian wrote a request on the menu and handed it to Shao Yifan.
"You're not a good word, the recent situation is really bad!"
Shao Yifan immediately shook his head and said: "Beg, beg, beg, beg and plead, beg for three bows and four begs, beg grandpa to sue grandma, beg for words to add people, it is Gao Yu's beg, and in the end, it is inevitable to be scolded by the world!" ”
Everyone couldn't help laughing all of a sudden, this Mr. Zhou, didn't he find such a word to say?
Zhou Kejian was also embarrassed, but today he begged Shao Yifan and Zhou Yanhui, if you want to blame yourself, you should blame yourself for not writing this request, don't dare to say what Shao Yifan is?
"Boy, what you said just now makes sense, but what you said this time doesn't make sense."
Fei Hua couldn't help but smile and said, "Isn't it bad for you to pick these ugly words?" Why don't you say that you seek truth from facts, survive in death, and betray friends to seek glory? ”
Now everyone couldn't help laughing, what was said earlier was okay, what was said later?
"Don't mind, thieves are uneducated, and I don't know what it means to sell friends for glory."
Shi Xie hurriedly followed and said: "This word is really not good, if you add a planting king next to it, it will be a ball of rolling balls, and it is even worse, my old man looks good at what the kid said." ”
The two of them made a fuss, and everyone laughed even more, none of them said anything good!
"You two don't follow along!"
Zhou Yanhui covered her mouth and said: "Yifan is not talking nonsense, how can you add words so indiscriminately, you haven't finished talking yet, listen to Yifan!" ”
Everyone barely held back their laughter and looked at Shao Yifan.
"What I'm saying is serious, that's not all, the word written by Mr. Zhou, if it is linked to your name, it will be very bad!"
Shao Yifan continued: "Mr. Zhou, your name is Zhou Kejian, right? Add a word, you think about it again, organize it, it's an idiom. ”
Shao Yifan said that it was an idiom, and everyone guessed it.
"Carving a boat for a sword?"
Zhou Kejian's brain was quite fast, and he immediately said: "Is this idiom?" ”
Shao Yifan hadn't spoken yet, and everyone suddenly burst into laughter, Zhou Kejian, add a word to form an idiom, isn't it just carving a boat and asking for a sword? Not a word is wrong!
"Yes, Mr. Zhou is really wise!"
Shao Yifan himself couldn't help but laugh: "It's this idiom, not a word is wrong, everyone knows this meaning, right?" ”
"I know, I know, someone's sword fell in the lake, and a word was engraved in the place where it fell, and when the boat docked, I will go down to fish."
Fei Hua hurriedly picked up: "Of course you can't get it, this word is really not good!" ”
"You thief, don't talk nonsense, it fell in the river, not in the lake, if it fell in the well, it would be fished directly!"
Shi Xie glared at Fei Hua, and then said: "You don't understand the meaning of this idiom, it means that that person shouldn't be set in stone, dead brains, then you can't do anything, boy, is what my old man said right?" ”
Shao Yifan hadn't spoken yet, and everyone was laughing again.
The two of them always follow suit, but it can also be seen that Fei Hua always falls behind, that is, he picks up quickly, and he says everything ridiculously, and the truth is almost the same.
"What Shi Lao said is right, that's roughly what it means."
Shao Yifan also couldn't help but smile and said: "Carving a boat to ask for a sword, of course, it is impossible to ask for it, this is another idiom with a word, it can be seen that Mr. Zhou's recent situation is not very good, and he can't ask for money, so he still has to be careful!" ”
Shao Yifan's mouth was a common saying about asking for words, which made everyone laugh.
Zhou Kejian was dizzy, a little angry, and at the same time, he felt that Shao Yifan was not joking, and he didn't know why he came up with such a name and wrote such a word, which was destined in the dark?
"Mr. Shao, everyone is happy today, I think what you said is really right!"
Zhou Kejian thought about it and said, "How can I change my situation?" You'd better give me some pointers! ”
"But do good deeds, don't ask about the future, stupid birds fly first, and big bloomers are late!"
This is not the first time Shao Yifan has said this, no matter what he does, he still persuades people to be kind, and then said: "Do more good deeds, walk more, walk thousands of miles, read thousands of books, in this way, your asking for words will become words, good gentlemen, luck will naturally be good!" ”
"Well, that makes sense!"
Zhou Kejian felt that what Shao Yifan said was really good, and nodded again and again: "I listen to you, do more good deeds, walk more and learn more!" ”
"Xiaofan, the eldest brother hasn't been good lately!"
Shui Fengwei also felt that Shao Yifan's calculation made sense, and hurriedly asked, "Give me a word test, okay?" ”
"Okay!" Shao Yifan did not refuse to come.
"We are all hard-working people, and we have no money, so we can't compare with the boss and manager."
Shui Fengwei thought about it, wrote a poor word, and said with a smile: "It's not a good word, you can tell it." ”
Everyone laughed when they saw this word, even Zhou Kejian and Chang Yaofan smiled, this kid wrote even worse, look at Shao Yifan what he said about him!
"That's a good handwriting!"
Shao Yifan saw someone say something, but this time he didn't say that, and said very seriously: "Brother Shui's luck is about to get better!" ”
"Humph!"
Chang Yaofan felt very surprised, and couldn't help but say: "We haven't written anything yet, you say it like that, how can he be a poor character?" ”
"The poor, exhausted, otherwise the extreme Tailai, the changes are endless, the mystery is endless!"
Shao Yifan smiled: "Of course this is a good word!" ”