Chapter 442: The Legendary Dark Cuisine
looked around at this white shop, and felt that this boss should not know yin and yang, but there are no taboos, and he is safe and stable.
But there was not even a white paper stick hanging at the door, there was no gossip mirror, and there was no old lady at home.
That's a bit of a stretch.
Even if you are a layman, at least you have some basic common sense, and some basic things are still necessary.
Look at the boss's complexion again, the bottom of his eyes is blue, his eyes are dark, and his lips are black, which is contaminated with death.
He asked, "Boss, how long have you been open in this shop?" ”
He said casually: "I've only been in the market for less than half a month, and the previous person has changed careers, so I'll take it down." ”
I see.
This is not surprising.
In the southwest region, this profession is a very hard profession.
With the reform and opening up, the rapid development of science and technology, many people think that this is superstition, do not believe in this set at all, therefore, most experts can eat at most, the key is that there will be a problem.
But it's not enough to say that it's completely declining. In the rich places of the south, this business is also a profiteering business.
Some wealthy people like to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and pay attention to feng shui fortune. If you meet one, if you do things well, you can get several times the reward.
Moreover, the consumption in the south is much higher than that of them, according to the alms in this store, the price is two hundred, and the price of the more elaborate ones is three hundred or four hundred, but these things are actually only a few dozen yuan in their place, which is more than a hundred.
The owner of this layman may also value the huge profits in this industry, so he ignorantly bought this store, but he didn't know the depth of this business.
In fact, there are a lot of exquisite, a lot of taboos.
The boss then took me and they went to see the coffin.
It is very old, and there are still cracks on the outside of the coffin, not to mention dust, and it has faded.
This Nima is too broken.
asked the price, but he was taken aback, he actually opened his mouth and asked for the price of ninety-nine-eight.
He also said that it only needs ninety-ninety-eight.
Ye Tianchen was speechless for a while. As long as it's ninety-nine-eight, do you still want to make me so cool that I can't breathe? Well?
Such a thing, let alone ninety-nine-eight, no one wants it from them.
Immediately shook his head, and said firmly: "Boss, I am a straightforward person, and you know things very well in your heart, let's not say anything, one hundred and eighteen, no more, I will take it all as tatters." ”
The boss's eyes couldn't help but widen, and he pretended to be surprised and said, "Your bargaining is too casual, I sell it as firewood, and it's not worth the price." ”
Ye Tianchen is not a novice, he is very shrewd.
Shook his head resolutely and said: "Boss, there are not many guests like us, and now most of the people in the city are cremated, and this coffin is not practical." Even if you use it, there are rich people in big cities, who will look at it? Even if your coffin is really cut down and sold as wood, no one wants it, and people are taboo, will you buy coffin wood as firewood? Therefore, I can only throw it away, and keep it to occupy space. ”
Ye Tianchen moved with affection, knew with reason, hit the nail on the head, and hit the soul directly.
When he heard Ye Tianchen say this, it was really like that, he laughed awkwardly, and said, "Oh, okay, okay, deal, I'll have someone send it to you tomorrow." ”
Ye Tianchen shook his head slightly and said, "Don't be so troublesome, you can directly carry the yin coffin to the back door of your courtyard tonight, and I will come to pick it up myself at night." ”
The boss was stunned, glanced at him, then shrunk his neck, looked slightly happy, and said, "Then let's dare to be kind, then it's such a pleasant decision." ”
This boss is a complete layman, he doesn't understand anything, just an ordinary businessman.
His body has been infected with death air.
Forget it, it's his good fortune to meet himself. Before leaving, Ye Tianchen put a talisman in the crack of his cabinet door, and hung the soul beating stick at the door, where a diagonal nail was just nailed to the wall, which should be the place where the previous boss hung the soul beating stick.
However, the new boss didn't know why, and he moved the place in a daze, Ye Tianchen kindly reminded: "Boss, you are a businessman, you should know that every line has rules for each line, you are new to the city, and you don't know it, the things left by the previous boss, you had better not move the position indiscriminately, so as to prevent bad things from happening." ”
When the boss heard him say this, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "Brother, do you know what is going on here?" ”
I don't just understand, I'm an expert, a big brick!! Specializing in the treatment of "all diseases", "bricks" are not satisfied!
Ye Tianchen didn't hide it, and responded: "My name is Ye Tianchen, and I am an onmyoji. I live in the courtyard in the ancient street, which is next door to the house of Lin Kun, a wealthy antique businessman, if there is anything in the future, just come to me, I will give you a friendly price. ”
He suddenly looked at Ye Tianchen in surprise and said, "Are you really a Yin Yang Master?" ”
At this time, a group of people walked in with a big grin, about thirty years old, a total of five people, among which the bald man in the lead said fiercely: "Where is Lao Chen? Let him come out for me. ”
Listening to this tone, it seems that the person who came is not good.
The boss frowned slightly, and said, "Lao Chen has already given me the store, and he has gone back to his hometown in the countryside, do you have anything to do?" ”
The man grinned when he heard this, and said solemnly, "Hehe, what's the matter?" Didn't Lao Chen explain to you when he left? It's the middle of the month, and our Mao family dojo helps him deal with all kinds of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and he's been busy for a month, what are we doing here? ”
Damn, what the hell?
Mao's Dojo?
Isn't the Mao family the only blind man?
Why did you open the dojo?
How does this person's tone feel like collecting protection money?
When the boss heard this, his face changed slightly, and he hurriedly said: "I really don't know about this, if you have anything, go directly to Lao Chen." ”
The man immediately said unhappily: "Hehe, isn't this store your order?" We only recognize the store, not the person. If you don't want to give it, I'll talk ugly ahead, what hanged ghosts, starving ghosts, old perverts, jumping ghosts, drowning ghosts, if they come to the door, don't come to kneel and beg us when the time comes. ”
After speaking, he said to his and a few little followers: "Brothers, let's go." ”
At this moment, the boss's face was already a little pale with fright, and he said: "Lao Chen didn't tell me about this thing when he left, and he would have done this ghost thing, I knew that I wouldn't have dealt with him, and I don't know who those people are?" Three-teachable. ”
This boss is an honest businessman, and the appraisal is complete.
He doesn't want to cause trouble, but the tree wants to be quiet and the wind doesn't stop, so trouble is looking for him.
Lin Yifei on the side analyzed with his years of experience: "The three big and five thick ones are not good birds at first glance. ”
Out of the white shop, Lin Yifei said to Ye Tianchen, he said that this kind of thing, I have seen more people before, and these people will definitely not give up. Maybe you'll get into trouble with this boss at night.
Then I went to the nearby vegetable market, bought some vegetables, and then returned home.
Ye Zixin was done, she had just taken a bath, her hair was wet, clinging to her white and beautiful face, her white and tender skin was soaked in water, and a little drops of water were dripping on it, looking like water was like a hibiscus.
The pretty face is full of faint and seductive flush, and the soft and pink neck is snow-white.
The light pace is shocking no matter how you look at it.
walked over head-on, reached out and took the things in Ye Tianchen's hand.
Ye Tianchen was a little surprised, I really couldn't imagine that this little girl could actually cook?
Putting down the things in his hand, he said weakly: "You, you can still cook???? ”
Ye Zixin immediately pursed her lips and said: "Who is this mushroom Liang, beautiful and frozen, beautiful and extraordinary, a beautiful woman in the world, in the hall, in the kitchen, in the fight, and in the hooligan." ”
Ye Tianchen listened to why he didn't believe it so much. In the past, no matter how it was, it was the Ye family, with the prosperity of the Ye family, how could she let a big mushroom cook herself?
Asked weakly again: "Are you sure you cook and not poison yourself?" ”
Ye Zixin didn't speak this time, smiled slyly, and carried things into the kitchen.
Not long before she walked into the kitchen, bam!
A crisp sound came from the kitchen.
Based on Ye Tianchen's years of life experience, it was the sound of the plate breaking.
"Oops......"
Ye Tianchen really wanted to go in and help, but after thinking about it, he still resisted that impulse.
After about the time to eat fifteen sausages, I barely managed to make four dishes and one soup.
At first glance, the dishes are actually not bad.
The five flavors and colors are all over the place, and he is hungry, and he can't help it anymore.
Ye Zixin sat down, her eyes were full of anticipation, the little girl excitedly sandwiched a piece of fish meat for Ye Tianchen, and said with anticipation: "Taste it, how does it taste?" ”
This little girl actually took the initiative to pick up vegetables for herself, and her heart was sweet.
With great hospitality, he picked up the fish and put it in his mouth.
In an instant, a taste that he will never forget rippled in his mouth.
His expression changed slightly, and he almost couldn't help but vomit.
Salty, too salty!! This is not boiled fish fillet, this is fish stew in brine.
However, it is rare for a beauty to be so enthusiastic, if you don't give face, I'm afraid there will be no such opportunity in the future.
Pretending to be extraordinarily perfect, he swallowed the piece of fish rawly, but the expression on his face seemed natural and comfortable, as if it was a kind of enjoyment.
Ye Zixin looked at his sweet expression, frowned slightly, seemed to be very suspicious, and said weakly: "Really, is it that delicious?" ”
Seeing Ye Tianchen eat the fish, she was relieved to take a small piece of fish meat and put it into her mouth elegantly.
In the next moment, her expression changed.
"Poof......
I spit out the fish in my mouth in one bite.
"Ahh......h You, how did you get into it? ”
Ye Tianchen said again: "It's rare for a beauty to cook in person, even if it's dark cuisine, it's also a kind of enjoyment." It's not an honor that everyone can enjoy. Of course, you have to cherish it......"
The corners of Ye Zixin's mouth were lightly raised, and her eyes were smiling into a crescent moon. snorted lightly: "Hmph, wipe honey on your mouth, the little slippery head with a flamboyant tongue, you didn't pick up girls before, right?" ”
Groov.
This sentence deeply stimulated Ye Tianchen's heart, and he instantly fidgeted.
His skills are all practiced.
The original goddess Yaoyao.
Originally, the two were childhood sweethearts and had feelings for each other, if there were no such things, if there were no great changes in Huangjia Village, if the master Huang Yuhui did not die, then they were originally a pair made in heaven and could enter the palace of marriage.
All of this has changed because of the ghost blowing the lamp.
Yaoyao's temperament changed greatly because of the death of his master, and he began to ignore him, and the most painful thing for him was that he was empathetic. was deceived by Ye Zifeng's eight lambs, and he also made his stomach bigger.
In the end, it was used by leaf garlic and raised the child into a ghost baby.
The end was miserable.
A beautiful woman has ever missed it.
However, this kind of thing is a bit troublesome to explain.
The most headache is Mu Xinran, who has had a skin-to-skin relationship with him.