59, beauty plan
"Rely on you DJ, just clamoring for justice for the second child, and now that the meal is ready, the pride and ambition will be thrown out of the sky?"
Chen Lin now wanted to stuff his head into the phone screen.
"Master, there is a saying that you haven't heard, you shouldn't use your brain for food, it will affect your appetite." Liu Zhen explained with some humility.
"Heh," Chen Lin sneered, "There is such a thing, it is not suitable to use the brain after meals, it will affect digestion." ”
"Wow, Master, how do you know that?" Liu Zhen looked at Chen Lin with a look of shock and admiration, as if he was looking at a Super Saiyan.
"Is that because you can't use your brain before going to bed, it affects your sleep?" Chen Lin said angrily.
"Well, well, yes, yes" Liu Zhen couldn't stop nodding, agreeing with Chen Lin's reasoning very much.
"So now when it's time to go to bed, you can only choose to play the king, right?" Chen Lin glared at him.
"Yes, yes, it turns out that Master understands this truth, so I don't have to work hard to explain it to you." Liu Zhen's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he looked like he knew it.
"Ahem, apprentice, do you remember the four-character mantra of 'romantic and suave' that the teacher taught you?"
Chen Lin cleared her throat and looked at Liu Zhen, revealing a kind smile with the power to destroy the world.
"Ahem, Master, of course the disciple remembers."
Hearing Chen Lin say the four words suave, the cheap smile on Liu Zhen's face disappeared like a flip book, and even the mobile phone screen was corrected, and he sat upright on the bed, with a solemn face,
"Well, let's discuss how to deal with Duan Yunkai..."
As for why Liu Zhen was able to change in 360, of course, it was because of the meaning of the four words:
The wind, the same madness, the madness of the sheep; sluggish, runny nose, nasal discharge; Fu, flow, flow. Graceful, like a sheep madness.
Nima Liu Zhen didn't want to be abused by Chen Lin into a sheep's madness, if he really annoyed the master, this was not a joke.
He is still a teenager, the flower of the motherland, and he doesn't want to be dragged to the abnormal human research center for treatment in minutes.
"Count you as a kid, now you can express your own suggestions, and the party and the country will properly adopt your suggestions."
Chen Lin clasped her hands on her chest, put on a high-ranking shelf, and began to listen to Liu Zhen's performance.
"Master, apprentice, apprentice..... I don't have any opinions." Liu Zhen scratched his hair in embarrassment, but after thinking about it, the bad idea immediately came to his head
"But it's not that there is no way, we can recruit troops, pull up a group of junior brothers, and then have a fire with Duan Yunkai, at that time, Wang Zhiyu led our soldiers and horses to stop Duan Yunkai's shrimp soldiers and crab generals, Master, you go to the head of the army from it."
"It's too late, it's fast, I saw a horse neighing, a sword sound, a scream, one person has fallen, Master, you raised the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, lifted the head of the man, and shouted 'Your leader is dead, surrender quickly, there is still a way to live'." Suddenly, I only heard the sound of throwing away armor, kneeling on the ground begging for mercy, and flattery and sycophancy...... At that time, Master, your old man is the boss of Haiyue, you want the wind to be windy, you want the rain to be rainy, I will follow Master, your old man, that is also to have a sister, wow quack..."
Liu Zhen has already made up all the plots in his brain, and now that even Chen Lin is the boss of Shanghai Yue, the plot of how he will make up his sister has been conceived, I have to say, the brain hole of this product is really big, bigger than a black hole!
"Okay, this is a good idea, the matter of recruiting troops will be handed over to you, Duan Yunkai has a hundred people under him, you don't have to make too many pieces, ten will surround it, five will attack it, you can recruit five hundred people, and you don't have to get a thousand people." Oh, Wang Zhiyu can use ten people in the martial arts club, so there are only four hundred and ninety people left, and you are also counted as one person, and there are four hundred and eighty-nine left. ”
Listening to him give such a non-nonsense idea, Chen Lin also followed his words and gave him a nonsense task.
"Ahem, Master, I think there is a little flaw in this method, so it's better for us to think of a complete solution."
Liu Zhen's face was bitter for a moment, and he was almost full of faces.
Let him go to find four hundred and eighty-nine people, he can find so many people, he has to pay a salary, his thin arms and legs are not much fatter than Chen Lin, when the time comes, what will be the salary, one Alpine lollipop per person?
Well, it's no fun to expect this rebel to come up with any serious ideas, it's better than having a bad idea in his head, and it seems that he has to rely on himself.
Better do it than wish it done.
"Rebel, do you have any habits that Duan Yunkai usually has, I think we can prescribe the right medicine."
Chen Lin touched his chin and thought about it, and felt that he should focus on the key points, as long as he could restrain Duan Yunkai, his group of little brothers would not be afraid.
"What other fetishes can there be, gender, men love women."
Liu Zhen blew his nose and replied without thinking, "After this thing became a colonel, in addition to bullying weak classmates all day long, he forced female classmates to be his girlfriends, of course, there are some like Cheng Yan who take the initiative to put their faces on them." ”
"Master, you don't want to use a beauty trick, this is feasible, if you can find a girl who is more beautiful than Cheng Yan, that Yunkai will definitely have to be set."
Liu Zhen said this, and suddenly he had some understanding of Chen Lin's purpose, although Chen Lin hadn't said anything yet,
"But it's a little difficult to find a girl who is more beautiful than Cheng Yan, Cheng Yan's slut is also a little beautiful. Moreover, there is really such a beautiful girl, how good it is for us to digest it internally, why send it to Duan Yunkai. ”
"Beauty, that's a good idea."
Chen Lin tilted his head and thought about it, although it was also a bad idea, but it was not very obvious, at least, he liked it.
"Lan Fat, if you talk to Ling Yuqi and ask her for a favor, with your relationship with Ling Yuqi, she will definitely agree."
Chen Lin turned her head to look at Wang Zhiyu.
"Damn, Wang Fat, you have a lot to do with a big beauty like Ling Yuqi, it's okay to mix."
Hearing that Wang Zhiyu actually got acquainted with this kind of beauty who captivated the country and the city, Liu Zhen's eyes were full of green light, and the three words of envy, jealousy and hatred were written on his face without exaggeration.
As soon as Wang Zhiyu heard that Chen Lin was pulling the matter to Ling Yuqi, he immediately stopped doing it, he stood up and looked at Chen Lin with wide eyes, that posture, he was going to come up and play with Chen Lin in minutes,
"Chen Lin, don't even think about it, what kind of character Duan Yunkai is, Yuqi just glanced at this kind of person, they all dirty their eyes, you kid has a bad idea, believe it or not, I'm playing with you."
"Stop, stop, have a cup of tea to cool off, when I didn't say it."
Chen Lin hurriedly stepped forward and smiled, not daring to fight Ling Yuqi's idea again, with Lan Fat's temperament, if he dared to make another time, the deadly iron fist would probably have to be beckoned, so Chen Lin very obediently threw Wang Zhiyu a mineral water bottle and asked him to go and cool off.
Who else can you find besides Ling Yuqi?
Chen Lin searched for dry intestines, and thought out that there were only a few non-male animals he knew in Haiyue, and soon a person's appearance appeared in Chen Lin's mind.
Why did you forget this little girl, Dong Xinghao asked her to frame herself before, and now Brother Lin can also ask this girl to frame Duan Yunkai, and report it back.
The person Chen Lin remembered was naturally Xiao Yumu.
And if you want to find Xiao Yumu, the best place is the King's Canyon, this little girl must still be having fun with the number he snatched from the green hat.
"Hey, Master, why is your old man also online, just together."
At this time, Liu Zhen had already been busy sneaking on to the king, and happened to see the prompt of Chen Lin going online.
"Get out, while playing with mud, it's a good thing to come up for the teacher, don't you know that this game is now a social software?"
Chen Lin gave him a blank look and asked him to hurry to find a sense of existence in the man-machine competition.
I have to say that the current king has indeed derived a lot of functions from the previous simple game, such as socializing, what makes friends through the king, plays a king show in love, takes a girl to play ranking, etc., which are the latest entertainment methods that are popular all over the world.