415, Princess Drunk [1/3]
When Diana returned to the tree house, Ouyang Jing seemed to have foreseen that a table of good wine and food was waiting for her.
Braised hooves, pig's head meat, called flower chicken, squirrel mandarin fish...... A water of cabbage, fragrant, greasy.
Obviously, this table of vegetables with a serious amount of fat is very unhealthy.
However, it is to Diana's taste.
How can a female man of a fighting nation be a vegetarian? If you don't eat meat, where will you get the nutrition for high-intensity training?
Eating meat in large pieces and drinking wine in large bowls is called the true character of a hero.
Looking at the table of oily meat and smelling the fragrant meat, Diana's eyes lit up, cheered, and couldn't wait to rush to the table, grabbed a huge braised hoof with her bare hands, and gnawed on it in one bite.
Her eating appearance is completely insulated from the word "elegant", which is a pure Liangshan heroic painting style.
However, she is a Valkyrie with long legs and a very high appearance, and this style of painting not only does not look offensive, but has a pleasing feeling.
Ouyang Jing saw that she was eating happily, and he was also hooked, so he rolled up his sleeves and ate manually like her.
As he munched on the meat, he slapped open two jars and handed one to Diana. Then he picked up his jar and drank it in great gulps.
Diana laughed, followed her example, and picked up the wine jar to drink.
Both of them blew the whole jar of wine in one go.
Ouyang Jing put down the wine jar, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and screamed.
Diana also wiped her mouth with the back of her hand without being a lady, and said happily.
The two looked at each other, and they both laughed, feeling quite sorry for each other. Then he continued to eat and drink, and from time to time he drank a whole jar of wine.
Half an hour later, the meat on the table was swept away by the two, and the two catties and one jar of Shaoxing rice wine were drunk four jars per person.
Eight catties of rice wine went down, and Rao was a huge amount of Diana, and she was also five or six points drunk.
Her face was flushed, as if she had applied two coats of blush. His eyes were shining, as if he were reflected in the moonlight.
Her big black eyes stared directly at Ouyang Jing, and said with a smile: "Your wine is better than mine." Anything else? β
Ouyang Jing was not drunk at all, and said with a smile: "Wine, I have a lot of wine here." But I'm full of food and drink today, so let's stop here. I'll have you a drink tomorrow. β
Diana refused domineeringly: "No! I haven't had enough yet. β
Ouyang Jing shook his head and said, "If you drink again, you'll be drunk." β
Diana laughed: "How can I get drunk?" You don't know anything about how much I drink......"
Ouyang Jing reminded: "It's late, it's time to rest." β
Diana waved her hand: "In ancient times, this time was the time when the heroes of ancient Greece gathered around the bonfire, drinking and singing to tease the girl. It's very early. β
Ouyang Jing decided to change the topic: "I ate just now, and my body was stained with a lot of greasy, sticky and uncomfortable, I want to take a bath." β
"It just so happened that I knew there was a natural hot spring nearby, and we could soak in the hot spring while continuing to drink."
Diana grabbed Ouyang Jing's equally greasy big hand with her oily hand, and she didn't allow him to refuse, pulled him out of the tree house, jumped down, dragged him all the way, and led him to a nearby cave.
Inside the cave, there is a natural hot spring pool.
Warm spring water poured out of the depths of the cave into a pond several feet square, and then overflowed from the other side of the pond.
The hot spring water is constantly changing at all times, and the spring water is always clean, making it a great place to soak in the hot springs.
"Well, this place is good, isn't it?" Diana asked with a smile.
"It's really good."
Ouyang Jing looked around, only to see that on the top of the cave, a few stalactites hung down, on which grew large pieces of pure natural crystal, not only crystal clear, but also emitted a soft white light, like a blazing lamp, providing sufficient lighting for the cave.
"It is worthy of the paradise island created by Zeus." He whispered in admiration.
"Paradise Island is a gift from the gods to the Amazons." Diana said proudly.
While speaking, she did not shy away from Ouyang Jing's gaze, divided herself by two, took off her essence, moved her slender legs, and stepped into the hot spring water.
After walking into the pool, she turned to face Ouyang Jing, presenting the most beautiful scenery in front of Ouyang Jing's eyes. Then she smiled brightly without any hint of shyness and lay down in the hot spring.
The water in the pool was clear, and although there was a layer of mist on the surface, it was difficult to block Ouyang Jing's sight.
He could still see through the mist and clear water, and continued to admire her slightly unremarkable breasts, firm and flat lower abdomen, and...... Ahem.
Well, although Diana claims to be fluent in hundreds of languages, has read a large number of academic works, and has a wealth of theoretical knowledge about the difference between men and women, and even reproductive science.
However......
Paradise Island's unique environment and population structure make her empty and full of wealth, and she still does not have the basic common sense of human society that "men and women are different".
So she can show her body in front of Ouyang Jing frankly, and she doesn't feel shy at all.
"Come down, why are you looking at me all the time?"
Diana smiled, and her smooth, delicate, round and slender thighs flicked lightly in the water, stirring up a splash and splashing on Ouyang Jing's body.
Cough!
Ouyang Jing coughed dryly twice, taking his eyes off Diana, and at the same time, the thunder sound in his brain was vibrating, strengthening his will, cleansing his soul, and pressing some kind of impulse that was about to move.
"Is this the only hot spring?"
Ouyang Jing looked around.
"On a paradise island, of course there is more than one spa. But this is the only one around. β
Diana smiled and kicked another splash: "Come down, the pool is spacious enough for the two of us to soak." β
The girls are so generous, what else is Ouyang Jing to twist?
At that moment, he quickly undressed his clothes and armor and walked into the hot spring pool frankly.
When he entered the water, Diana stared at him curiously and in surprise, and asked, "Is this the racial characteristic of your men?" β
Ouyang Jing corrected seriously: "Men and women, although they are of different genders, both belong to the same race. What you see is not racial characteristics, just the gender characteristics of men. β
"Oh, that's it......"
Diana nodded again and asked with an academic spirit: "Are all men exactly the same as you in terms of gender characteristics?" β
Ouyang Jing sank into the water, leaned his back against the pool wall, and faced Diana face to face, stretching his limbs comfortably, while saying with a smile: "Of course it's different." Just as you can't find two identical leaves in nature, men all over the world can't find the same gender characteristics. What I have, of course, is an outstanding, super-first-class existence. β
"Outstanding? Superb? Diana was excited: "Is there anything special?" β
"This ......"
Ouyang Jing had a little headache, feeling that if this curious baby continued to ask, he was afraid that something would happenβin fact, now he had a feeling that something was going to happen.
Although the pool is very large, both of them are tall and long-legged good figures, and when they soak in the spring face to face and stretch their legs, their legs and feet will inevitably bump into each other and engage in friction.
That's it.
The key is that as long as Ouyang Jing raised his eyes, he could see Diana's beautiful body soaked in the pool water. The intense visual stimulation, coupled with the rubbing against her delicate skin in the pool, forced him to spend a lot of perseverance to restrain his emotions.
So Ouyang Jing decided to talk about the left and right: "Didn't you say that you still want to drink?" Academic issues, to be discussed later. Now let's go ahead and have a drink. β
With that, he took out two bottles of Scotch whisky from the storage ring.
Uncorked the bottle and threw a bottle to Diana, who raised it in greetings: "To Her Royal Highness the beautiful and powerful Princess." β
Diana smiled and raised her bottle in return: "Respect the strongest man on earth." β
The two of them touched the bottle and drank it again.
Of course, the more you drink, the more you talk.
However, Ouyang Jing did not discuss academic issues with her this time, but told her about oriental myths and stories.
Nuwa creates people, refining stones to make up the sky, Niu Lang weaver girl, Erlang saves his mother......
While drinking wine, he talked about ancient Chinese myths, and before he knew it, a bottle of wine was at the bottom.
The alcohol content of the whiskey far exceeds the Shaoxing rice wine that the two drank before.
Before Diana drank eight catties of Shaoxing rice wine, she was only five or six points drunk. This time, a bottle of wine went down, and immediately added a point of drunkenness to her.
She didn't faint, she didn't drink until she was incoherent, but her face was getting redder and her eyes were getting brighter.
Then, somehow, she came to Ouyang Jing and sat side by side with him.
The two sat side by side, although Ouyang Jing could no longer see her at a glance, but the area of skin contact between the two of them increased significantly, and even the thighs were close together, which made Ouyang Jing's willpower more seriously challenged.
"After soaking for so long, it feels almost there."
Ouyang Jing decided to end it all and said, "It's time for us to go back and rest." β
"It's still early." Diana smiled and said, "In the age of mythology, at this time, the heroes of ancient Greece had just begun to date the girls they liked. β
Ouyang Jing turned his head sideways, stared into Diana's eyes, and asked, "Diana, listening to what you said, it's the truth, but you really know...... What does dating mean during this time period? β
Diana, a college bully and theorist, of course...... Not sure what that means.
Although she has learned a lot of theories, she has never had practical experience.
Not to mention practical experience, she didn't even have the experience of field trips. So don't look at what she says, but in fact, she seriously lacks the experience of linking theory with practice.
But she is not the kind of character who slaps her face and swells her fat face, but she doesn't understand and asks: "I really don't know what a date at this time means." Isn't it just two people having fun together? β
"So, what do you mean by fun?"
"Drinking, eating, chatting?"
"It's naΓ―ve." Ouyang Jing shook his head and said earnestly: "Things are not so simple. What you understand is too far from the truth. β
Diana humbly asked: "So, what is the truth?" β
"This ......"
Ouyang Jing pondered for a while and said, "You can slowly study and explore and discover in the future." Okay, it's time for us to go back and rest. β
Just as she was about to get up, Diana suddenly stretched out her arms and wrapped her arms around his neck: "Wait, since you know, tell me now." β
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Ouyang Jing felt that tonight, I was afraid that he was really going to go off.