Humans and demons are in love, and humans and beasts are perverts.

And Simu's behavior just now has a tendency to be perverted.

"Phew!"

Simu suppressed the nausea in his heart, and after glaring at Yin Hao, he said angrily: "I don't, don't talk nonsense!" ”

"Humph!"

After speaking, he didn't look at Yin Hao and Liu Ruyi's reactions, and inserted the peachwood sword in his hand behind him and walked towards the row of walking corpses.

"Let's go!"

After shouting without looking back, he shook the three clear bells and hurried to the road.

Seeing this, Yin Hao and Liu Ru couldn't help but smile at each other, but Liu Ru quickly reacted.

Thinking of Yin Hao's previous behavior, he said a little uncomfortably: "Then I'll go back first!" ”

As he spoke, without waiting for Yin Hao to respond, he got into the jade pendant alone.

Yin Hao shook his head with a smile, and turned around helplessly to follow Simu.

……

In this way, the four eyes and his party hurried with a dozen walking corpses to their hometowns.

After two days, I finally arrived at the Four-Purpose Dojo.

And the dozen or so walking corpses they carried, when they arrived at their destination, there were only seven or eight left.

After arriving at the Four-Purpose Dojo, Yin Hao found that this place was much better than he had imagined.

Not only the architectural style of the pipe field, but also the surrounding scenery, are very good, a bit like a unique style of holiday villas in later generations.

Moreover, it is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the environment is elegant, and it is indeed a good place for practice.

Of course, there are definitely drawbacks.

It's just too remote.

There are no people within a radius of dozens of miles, and it is completely in the wilderness, which is really a bit deserted.

People are social animals, and they have lived in isolation for a long time, and I am afraid that except for those hermits and elegant guests in the mountains, I am afraid that not many people can endure it.

With Yin Hao's current state of mind, he can stay, but it will only be two or three years.

If it takes a long time, I'm afraid that there will be mental problems.

"Stop!"

In the courtyard, after Simu parked the guests, he said to Yin Hao: "Look, how is this dojo repaired, senior brother?" It's much better than Renjia Town, right? ”

Yin Hao nodded and said, "Well, it's very good." ”

It is indeed much better than Yizhuang.

Flowers and plants, fences and yards, chickens and ducks, all have the appearance of a bit of paradise.

If you want to retreat to the mountains and forests, this is definitely the best place to go.

But the key is that whether it is Yin Hao or Simu, they are obviously not the kind of people who want to retreat to the mountains and forests.

So, naturally, it's not so good here.

"By the way, Senior Brother Four-eyed, who do you live in that house opposite you?"

Yin Hao seemed to have something in mind in his heart, turned his head to look at the house opposite the Four Eyes Dojo, and couldn't help but ask.

Although he was almost sure in his heart that the plot of "Uncle Zombie" in his previous life was about to be staged, he couldn't help but ask at this moment.

After all, the real world is always a little different from the movies and television in the previous life, what if this scene wouldn't have happened?

"Oh, that's the territory of an old monk named Ikyu, and it's a very annoying neighbor."

Simu replied to Yin Hao casually, and then waved his big hand and walked towards the hall of the house with Yin Hao, and said in his mouth: "Let's go, let's enter the house." Grab a cup of tea and eat something first. ”

Yin Hao showed a clear look, and then followed behind the four eyes.

Walking to the door, Simu took off the equipment on his body and shouted loudly: "Knorr, Knorr!" ”

I just screamed twice, but no one responded.

So, with doubts, Simu shook his head impatiently, and simply stretched out his hands roughly, directly piercing two holes in the paper on both sides of the deadbolt, and then put his hand in like this, and opened the deadbolt from the inside.

The corners of Yin Hao's mouth twitched as he watched from the side.

Although he already had some understanding in the film and television in his previous life, in the real situation, he found that the operation of his four-eyed senior brother was really countless.

He has seen corpses all the way, and he has seen them I don't know how many times.

The face screamed twice and no one opened the door, so he directly stabbed the door and opened it himself, which is too biao!

And the thing full of slots is the design of the gate of this dojo by Simu, and there is a layer of paper pasted on the door.

Is this also a door?

If you are stumped, you are not afraid of being remembered by thieves.

It's just that this dojo is located in the middle of nowhere.

Judging from what he has learned along the way, it seems that no thief dares to steal from poisonous insects, beasts, demons and monsters.

But for this tofu scum project, I am afraid that if there is a heavy rain or a strong wind, it will have to be scrapped, right?

Why do you need to worry about thieves?

When Simu opened the door, he found that the room was empty, and his apprentice Jiale, who had been staying at home to watch the house, was not at home.

"This dead Jiale, let you watch your family, but you don't see yourself in the shadows, and you don't know where to go, when you come back, see if I don't teach you a good lesson!"

Simu frowned, and said a little angrily, but the worry that appeared in his eyes from time to time couldn't be concealed.

……

In the room of the master of Yixiu opposite, a kind monk was sitting at a dining table with two young people, a man and a woman, just looking at the looks of the man and the woman and the monk's somewhat helpless face, it was obvious that something had happened between them.

The beautiful woman's face was full of boredom, and she didn't even want to look at the young man, while the young man who was not good-looking was full of grievances and self-blame.

Just as Simu opened the door, the kind monk's ears moved, and a smile couldn't help showing on his face, and he looked at the young man beside him and said, "Jiale, there seems to be something moving in your house just now, maybe your master is back!" ”

"Master Ikkyu, is this true?"

The young man, that is, Jiale's eyes lit up, and he immediately stood up, staring at the monk with a pair of bright eyes, or rather Master Yixiu asked.

"Just check it out!"

Ikyu suggested with a smile.

"That's right!"

Jiale reacted violently and immediately ran out of the room.

And at this moment, Ikkyu looked at the woman sitting next to him and said, "Jingjing, haven't you forgiven Jiale yet?" After all, he really didn't mean to. ”

This kind-eyed monk is the annoying neighbor that Simu said.

Simu and Ichikyu, a monk, have lived next to each other for many years, but they have not cultivated any neighborly feelings, but they have always been very unpleasant to each other, fighting with each other.

It's just that whether it's Simu or Yixiu, the body magic is between the best.

Therefore, the two have been fighting openly and secretly for many years, and they have always won each other, and both of them have not admitted defeat to each other, so this battle has continued to this day.

"Master, how can such a thing be forgiven! If I hadn't known he didn't mean it, I would have broken his hand a long time ago! ”

Jingjing turned her face to the side and said angrily.

Jingjing, the newly recruited disciple of Master Yixiu, is young and beautiful.

Because Jia Le accidentally played a chest attack on her before, Jingjing's first impression of him can be said to be extremely bad, and he has not had time to reverse it yet.

"Alas!"

Yixiu sighed softly, remembering the movement from the Simu Dojo before, and couldn't help but say to Jingjing: "That stinky Taoist priest from Simu is back, everyone is a neighbor, why don't we go and have a look?" ”

Regarding Yixiu's proposal, Jingjing was unimpressed and said: "There is a master who has an apprentice, and judging from that bastard boy, I'm afraid his master's character is not very good." ”

Master Yixiu smiled bitterly, although he hated Simu, but his impression of Jia Le was quite good, and even before accepting Jingjing, it was not an exaggeration to regard him as his own disciple.

What's more, although he is very tired of Simu, he also agrees with Simu's character, otherwise, he would not be able to be a neighbor with Simu, and he would have moved away a long time ago.

So, Yixiu couldn't help but explain: "Jingjing, I've already explained, although this young man is a little reckless, but his heart is actually very good, he was just an unintentional mistake before, you can forgive him, what's more, although the stinky Taoist priest in Simu has a weird temper, but it's also our future leader, it's not too much to go and see and get to know him, right?" ”

"Humph!"

Jingjing snorted lightly and did not answer.

"Alas......"

Seeing this, Ichiyu couldn't help but shake his head and sighed lightly, knowing that Jingjing still couldn't let go of her heart, so she didn't persuade her again, but got up alone and walked next door.

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PS: 17500 words are still owed.