Chapter 155: Nine Square Centimeters

"It's a town after all, and the sound insulation of the room is really poor!" Deputy Section Chief Cheng listened to the noise next door and complained.

"Then let's pay attention in a moment." Director Sang wiped himself dry.

Deputy Section Chief Cheng was still wiping her long hair, that long hair was really long, straight and black, like a waterfall.

Director Sang looked at Deputy Section Chief Cheng's hair and thought stupidly.

"What did you just say to pay attention?" Deputy Section Chief Cheng asked after drying his hair with a hair dryer.

"Be careful not to alarm them." Director Sang pouted at the next door.

"Why?" Deputy Section Chief Cheng stared at him with round eyes and said coquettishly, "They are not afraid of alarming us." ”

At this moment, there is a battle of the Planet of the Apes next door, and it feels like the wall is about to collapse.

"Why is this Mayor Qin Hui so powerful?" Director Sang was attracted and couldn't help but walk to the wall and listen.

"So you're going to learn from it there?" Seeing Director Sang's cat's waist-bending appearance of a sheep that had been shaved off and a big one with white flowers, Deputy Section Chief Cheng couldn't help but laugh.

"I also take the scriptures from you, Qin Hui, a big man, take a Mao scripture." Director Sang said and walked over to Deputy Section Chief Cheng.

Deputy Section Chief Cheng smiled again: "Learn from me, then you have to learn from Tang Sanzang, and wear a robe first." ”

"Robes?" Director Sang squinted at Deputy Section Chief Cheng, "Why don't you put on a robe for yourself?" ”

"Have you ever seen a jade rabbit wearing a robe?" Deputy Section Chief Cheng turned around.

Director Sang's eyes fell on the back of Deputy Section Chief Cheng, Deputy Section Chief Cheng's figure is suitable for wearing skirts, and if you wear pants, Butt can't hold it up, it's too flat.

It stands to reason that such a Butt is not easy to give birth to, but Deputy Section Chief Cheng gave birth to a son.

Director Sang drank wine, his thoughts drifted a little far, and when he came back to his senses, Deputy Section Chief Cheng was ready.

Deputy Section Chief Cheng is really good-looking, in addition to his face, there are two murder weapons.

For Director Sang, it was the murder weapon, and he felt hurt at a glance.

In comparison, their own combat tools are inferior.

Does this have anything to do with height?

If a person is tall, God will give him a powerful and majestic combat tool, and as soon as it is displayed on the battlefield, it has already shocked the other party.

For short people, God will give him a sharp and thin awl.

However, Director Sang never bothered about this.

Every short man has this common problem, carrying a sharp, thin awl and swaggering around, beckoning one by one and asking, "How, Big, cool, comfortable, uncomfortable, am I the best?" Am I the oldest? Did I give you the greatest pleasure?” (Translation by everyone)

Director Sang asked Deputy Section Chief Cheng several times every time, and the answer he got was, of course, yes.

Director Sang wants to deceive himself, and Deputy Section Chief Cheng is also willing to deceive him, if a lie can make people happy, then what does it matter to lie? Well-intentioned anyway.

This time, Director Sang changed his questioning routine and asked, "Are all the previous answers sincere?" ”

"Of course." Deputy Section Chief Cheng was a little surprised, she had memorized those lines very well, why didn't she say them today.

"Didn't lie to me?"

"Hmm." Deputy Section Chief Cheng nodded affirmatively.

Director Sang said solemnly: "Since it's not my reason, that's your reason, it's because your road is too wide, it's not that my car is too small, right?" If the road is very narrow, you don't need to worry about the tires falling out. ”

Deputy Section Chief Cheng: "......"

Can you still beat a rake like this?

The expression on Deputy Section Chief Cheng's face was like glue, and it was instantly glued.

When Deputy Section Chief Cheng was suddenly quiet, the next door was still laughing unscrupulously.

Deputy Section Chief Cheng was suddenly a little jealous, that Mayor Qin Hui was much more handsome than Director Sang.

The imbalance in his heart made Deputy Section Chief Cheng shed tears.

Director Sang began to coax her: "Don't cry, I'm joking with you." ”

Hehe, then she's joking too.

Deputy Section Chief Cheng said maliciously: "You know that even if the road is wide and the car can roll, the tires can fall off the road." ”

"You're just expecting me to roll over?" Director Sang squinted.

"Yes, you can't even roll over, except for nine square centimeters, my road surface is all new, and there is no trace of a car." Deputy Section Chief Cheng's jokes were full of resentment.

"What does nine square centimeters mean?" Director Sang is a liberal arts student, and he is dizzy at the mention of numbers, don't ask him what to do with the school's infrastructure project, there is the head of the infrastructure section, he just needs to sign his name.

"Three squared." Deputy Section Chief Cheng was not angry.

The square of three is three times three, three times three does not mean that he is three long and three wide, nine square centimeters, then the unit of three is centimeters, three centimeters long, three centimeters wide......

Director Sang was furious, and he flicked his sleeves...... Oh, no sleeves.

He shook his hand and got up, stood in front of the bed and pointed at Deputy Section Chief Cheng's nose: "You haven't only driven Lao Tzu's car on this road, what about Section Chief Xu?" Where's your husband? Is it possible that each car is only nine square centimeters? ”

Deputy Section Chief Cheng had a sudden break in his heart: Director Sang knew the story of having breakfast with Section Chief Xu, and he was willing to come to her to drive on this road to have fun, which seemed to be true love.

Thinking like this, Deputy Section Chief Cheng was a little moved.

She got up and apologized: "People are joking, and you are also angry?" I wasn't angry when you made fun of me. ”

Deputy Section Chief Cheng was coquettish, and Director Sang turned into a finger twister.

After sending Section Chief Ouyang and his entourage, Principal Lin drove back to the town to pick up Director Sang and Deputy Section Chief Cheng back to the county seat.

The town is only less than an hour's drive to the county seat, and it makes sense to go home late, but it doesn't make sense if you don't go home.

Everyone has a family and a room, the colored flags can flutter, and the red flag must also stand.

When Director Sang and Deputy Section Chief Cheng got into Principal Lin's car, everything seemed to have never happened, and they began to talk about the education of the county, about future planning, about everything for children, for everything for children, and for all children.

Just like Tang Seng put on a robe and chanted, it is so dignified and solemn, and it cannot be blasphemed.

When he arrived at the county seat, Principal Lin turned his head from the driver's seat: "Director Sang, Deputy Section Chief Cheng, which of the two of you will send home first?" ”

Director Sang said: "Send off the deputy section chief, ladies are preferred." ”

So with one foot on the accelerator, Principal Lin's car stopped at the door of Deputy Section Chief Cheng's villa.

In front of the villa is a small river, there are willow trees by the river, there is a meadow, and the villa area is also on the other side of the river.

"It's home." Deputy Section Chief Cheng got out of the car, stood by the window and said goodbye to Director Sang and President Lin, "Thank you, Director Sang, thank you Principal Lin, I'm at home, Director Sang, you rest early, Principal Lin, you drive slowly." ”

Deputy Section Chief Cheng said and walked towards the door of the house.

Principal Lin didn't roll up the window of the car, because he knew that Director Sang was going to see Deputy Section Chief Cheng enter the house.

The sound of a slap resounded clearly in the night.

Principal Lin and Director Sang saw through the car window that at the door of Deputy Section Chief Cheng's house, a man was slapping Deputy Section Chief Cheng.

It was the husband of Deputy Section Chief Cheng.

The windows rolled up slowly, and Principal Lin started the car, as if he hadn't seen or heard anything.

As for Director Sang, he has already turned his gaze back, well, he hasn't seen anything, he hasn't heard anything.

"Deputy Section Chief Cheng's husband doesn't like her to drink bars? Men don't like women drinking. The car drove out for a long time, and Principal Lin felt that it was better to talk about this topic, otherwise Director Sang would think that he was too cunning, and he had seen it, but he pretended not to see it.