Chapter 295: Get used to it

This Taoist priest chatted with Wei Tianxing for a few words, and he was ready to start work!

I saw that this Taoist priest took off the pale cyan robe, and inside was a white short placket, which looked very capable!

After the Taoist priest widened his coat, he took out an apricot-colored Taoist robe from his baggage, his Taoist robe was very neat, and it looked like it was very old, and it looked different from those fortune tellers in the world who wore new clothes, like a trick-like performer.

This Taoist priest put on his robe again and brought it again! Qiankun scarf, and then put a peachwood sword behind his back, looking at the sharp movements, it should be a real skill!

What made Zhang Lei a little puzzled was that the Taoist priest took out his mobile phone, installed the mobile phone on the stand, and then found a suitable position, put the mobile phone away, and jumped up.

This Taoist priest danced the Taoist priest's favorite "Yu step" when they were doing it, but the speed was a little faster, jumping and jumping, and the Taoist priest suddenly sang.

"Knife, knife, knife, knife, what kind of knife is that!

Knives, knives, knives, pig-killing knives!

A knife and a knife urge people to get old!

My youthful bird has flown away!

Knife knife knife what kind of knife is that!

Knives, knives, knives, pig-killing knives!

Cut the grass by the green river with a knife!

There is only one chrysanthemum left to flutter in the wind! …………”

Zhang Lei had just taken a sip of juice, listened to the lyrics of this Taoist priest, and squirted out, Zhang Lei couldn't understand why this Taoist priest sang a song, and I don't know if Yu Hong would beat this Taoist priest if he heard this Taoist priest singing such a passionate song on his daughter's spiritual platform.

The Taoist priest sang for a while, came to the mobile phone and dialed it a few times, looked at it, and said in surprise: "Thank you Brother Zhang for the rocket!" Thank you Brother Tuhao for the yacht! Thank you Aunt Chen for the plane! Thank you Brother Hua for the blood bricks!

It's inconvenient for me to interact with the old irons here! Lao Dao, I sang a few more voices at the end, and then I started work, the old iron looked at it first, what is the problem, and when I finished the work, I will answer it to everyone one by one, the old iron people walked up, double click six! Six! 6. If you like the old way of me, please click to reward! ”

Zhang Lei only understood when he saw this, it turned out that this old way was live broadcasting!

"Oh, I'll go! This old way is really fashionable! Live broadcast that thing, I still don't understand it, people don't say that there are people in their sixties, it seems that they understand it quite well, it seems that I'm a college student who can't keep up with the form! ”

Just when Zhang Lei was sighing, the old Taoist priest sang again.

"The years are a pig-killing knife! The fungus is black, the fungus is purple, the grapes are soft, and the banana is soft! ”

At this time, Wei Tianxing had just finished his busy work, and just walked over, and when he heard the old man's singing, he immediately laughed and scolded: "I said that I am not serious!" Be careful, there's a kid here! You've made a bad name for your children! ”

The old Taoist priest smiled with Wei Tianxing, found a hiding place again, adjusted the position and put the mobile phone away, and went over to see the girl's corpse.

The girl's body was stored in the coffin, and in order to prevent the body from decomposing, several refrigerators were placed next to her.

The girl's face was a little pale because it had been soaked in water, and all the makeup on her face had been soaked off, but you could still see that the girl was very beautiful!

"She is beautiful and her family conditions are so good, I really can't understand why she committed suicide!"

Thinking of this, the old Taoist priest shook his head and sighed, just about to do something for him, this girl's eyes suddenly opened!

The old Taoist priest shuddered with fright by this sudden situation! But over the years, the old Taoist priest has seen everything!

The old Taoist priest is called Shi Minglai, who was originally a Zhuang family, because he was afraid of hard work, and he didn't want to do the work with his face facing the loess and his back to the sky, so he entered the city.

After entering the city, Shi Minglai found that it was actually more difficult to mix in the city, and everyone's living standards were similar in the countryside, so he didn't feel anything.

But when I arrived in the city, I found that people here are divided into three, six, nine and so on! If you're having a bad time, even real blood relatives will laugh at you, let alone others!

Although Shi Minglai understands these truths, he just can't endure the hardship, and he doesn't have any skills, so he is in a hurry.

Once, Shi Minglai took a job of loading and unloading cars for people, and they carried Buddhist supplies and sent them to the temple.

By this coincidence, Shi Minglai found out that these bald monks were really quick to make money! And you don't have to make much effort!

In this way, Shi Minglai also had the idea of becoming a monk, but the threshold for others is too high, and a monk must have a bachelor's degree or above!

Shi Minglai said in his heart: "If I had that education, I would still go to you to become a monk, I'm crazy!" ”

Seeing that he couldn't become a monk, Shi Minglai wanted to be a lay disciple again, but this layman was like going to school, you wanted to come to the temple for a correspondence course, and you had to pay for teaching!

No way, Shi Minglai went to a Taoist temple again, but he didn't expect the Taoist priest here to receive him very warmly, saying that he was welcome to cultivate the Tao, and he didn't want to pay tuition, but if he wanted to enter the mountain gate, he had to go through the test!

Of course, it is impossible for Shi Minglai to pass the test, but this does not affect his cultivation, so Shi Minglai began to renew, and he helped in this Taoist temple if he had nothing to do.

In this year, our local Taoism can't do it, and foreign Buddhism has the meaning of falling in the hall, so for such a devout believer as Shi Minglai, Taoism is accepted and welcomed.

Therefore, those Taoist priests in the Taoist temple are very taken care of by Shi Minglai, and they will teach him something when they have the opportunity, but it is not easy to enter the mountain gate.

Because this Taoist temple also has a portal, it belongs to a side of the Quanzhen Dao, but the blood relationship is very close, so the requirements for the disciples are stricter.

Although he was not officially ordained, on the surface, Shi Minglai was already a Taoist priest! So Shi Minglai also began to take the job, because he has a flexible mind and good acting skills, so this job is really good, in recent years, Gen Wei Tianxing has been contacted, with the support of this regular company, the life is even better!

Getting back to the point, Shi Ming came to see the girl's eyes, and suddenly opened them, although he was a little scared, he still reached out and stroked the girl's glasses.

Shi Minglai remembered that there was a genuine Taoist who once told him that for a period of time after this person died, the human heart stopped beating and the brain died first, but the human body actually had to go through a process of slow death.

In the meantime, the human nervous system may also have conditioned reflexes, and some people may open their eyes, which is a small reaction! Some people may move their hands and feet, or even sit up suddenly! That's nothing to fuss about! Avenue float