Chapter 9: Making a Deal with Humans (Asking for Votes!!) )
Xiao Hao and Li Zhiming cautiously walked into the lawn.
The two of them came prepared this time, wearing thick rubber pants and rubber rain boots. The upper body was wrapped tightly, estimated to be three or four layers, and rubber gloves were also worn. The whole person looks very bloated.
Wearing a mask on his face.
If it weren't for the fear of affecting their vision in the dark, they would all want to bring motorcycle helmets.
The barbs on the lower evolutions weren't enough to cut through rubber clothing.
"That's it."
The two of them slowly approached Lin Tian, and then squatted beside him, stepping on several low-level weeds under their feet.
"You two are really monkey spirits, and you know that you only come at night when the animals are basically asleep. If you come during the day, even if you two are tightly wrapped and sprayed with mosquito repellent coils, it will not end well. ”
Lin Tian looked at the two of them with interest, and what he said was naturally inaudible to the other party.
Instead, the other party observed him with interest.
"The other weeds have mutated, either barbs or thickened and grown, and there are many flowers and plants outside that have changed to varying degrees, but it has not changed at all."
Xiao Hao pointed at Lin Tian, but he didn't dare to get too close, so he could only raise his arms and bend his wrists, and point his palms at the height of his chest.
"Could it be...... Does it have antibodies? ”
Li Zhiming's tone was uncertain and said, they are not studying medicine, and there is only one word in their minds that can explain it.
"I don't know, let me try to test first."
Xiao Hao took out a small stick from his pocket, about five centimeters long, which can be said to be very short.
But now is a special period, all the plants have become fine, and it is really not easy to find a stick on the street.
"Huh? It's embarrassing to take it out for such a short time? ”
"You're afraid you don't know that I can kill you in seconds with a single thought, right?"
There were two lines of small blue letters in front of Lin Tian's eyes.
[Almost equal to a human who has not evolved (low-level evolution), you can get 3 points for killing.]
[Almost equal to a human who has not evolved (low-level evolution), you can get 3 points for killing.]
The data given by the system is simple and straightforward, almost equal to that of humans without evolution.
However, 3 points is too little, and Lin Tian is not going to kill his compatriots for the sake of points equal to three little ants.
It's just that capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped.
Want to touch Lao Tzu?
Look at the palm!
Facing Xiao Hao's slowly stretched stick, Lin Tian's backhand was a slap!
The soft limbs suddenly moved, and they slapped on Xiao Hao's hand with a "snap".
"Whew!"
Xiao Hao howled in horror, retracted his right hand like lightning, and sat on the ground in fright.
Cold sweat oozed from his forehead in an instant.
Li Zhiming was also frightened, but then reacted and covered Xiaohao's mouth: "Are you okay?" Poisoning not? ”
"No, I don't know...... Is it a sperm? ”
Xiao Hao, who was as bold as a cow just now, suddenly stammered, and his mouth trembled when he spoke.
was whipped by Lin Tian, and now he felt that his throat was extremely thirsty.
These days, they have seen so many flowers and trees mutate, but they have not seen any of them attack on their own.
Aren't they all attacked by barbs and pollen?
How can you still pump people?
Li Yugang looked at Xiaohao's hand, the gloves were still intact, and they should not be poisoned.
"It's good that it's not poisoned...... But it's likely that it's already sapient. Otherwise, why would it save us that day? ”
Li Zhiming is also a senior reader of online literature, according to the worldview constructed in many novels, there must always be one extraordinary in a group of lives.
The one in front of me should be that extraordinary weed.
It took Xiao Hao a long time to recover from the fright, and his chest was still rising and falling, and he said:
"Also...... Not sure yet. The devil knows if it was an instinctive defensive reaction just now, doesn't the man-eating flower also devour the creatures that fall on the petals? ”
"Whether the pollen that day was released or not is still a matter of opinion, and even if it is, it is not necessarily to save us, it may be a coincidence."
???
Grass!
White blind Lao Tzu 70 points.
If it weren't for wasting it on you, I'd have evolved by this time.
Lin Tian was suddenly unhappy.
"Brother Xiaocao, if you can understand us, can you give us a response?"
Li Zhiming's tone was sincere, and his face was harmless to humans and animals.
Lin Tian ignored him.
"Silent? Could it be that the wrong gender is called? Li Zhiming thought for a while and then said, "Little Grass Fairy, can you understand what we are saying?" You can nod if you can, or wave the leaf as you did just now. ”
“……”
Lin Tian was speechless.
Those who call men are called big brothers, and those who call women are called fairies.
Young man, you can double standardize.
Lin Tian didn't respond, and Li Zhiming kept chattering.
"Daddy Grass......"
"Grandpa Grass ......"
"Grandma Grass......"
In one sentence, Lin Tian was given a seniority, and Lin Tianxing was sent a big gift.
Xiao Hao couldn't stand it anymore, and reached out to grab Li Zhiming.
If he continues to shout, Li Zhiming is not even a grandson.
With the lesson just now, he would not take the initiative to touch Lin Tian, but rolled his eyes, thought for a while and said:
"Little grass boss, I don't think you're an ordinary grass."
"It's better than this...... You see if there's anything you need us to do, let's say you don't want to stay in this place anymore, and we can quietly take you out. Or if you need some farmyard fertilizer, we can fertilize you. ”
"What about us...... Don't ask for anything, but if you're in a good mood, just give us something, like the pollen from last time? ”
Conditional trading?
Lin Tian was attracted by Xiao Hao's words.
It's kind of attractive.
After all, he was lonely in the park, although he fooled his two sons, but he was too closed to the outside news, and he basically didn't know anything when he was blind.
After all, his heart is also towards human beings, if he can know the news from the outside through the two people in front of him......
It's not a good thing.
And
These two can also come in handy for other purposes.
"Well, in that case, then I'll satisfy you."
Lin Tian's small abacus crackled in his heart, and then he began to wave his soft implant.
"It's moving, Xiaohao, it's moving!"
Li Zhiming lowered his voice and shook Xiaohao in ecstasy.
Xiao Hao's face also showed joy.
Then he saw Lin Tian on the ground like a mad demon dancing and waving the young leaves.
"It looks like it's writing?"
"Sure enough, I became a sperm!"
Xiaohao and Li Zhiming glanced at each other, and they both saw the joy in each other's eyes: there is a play!
As soon as he stroked a few times, Lin Tian stopped very humanely, and the young leaves touched the tip of the grass.
hit, headache......
After a short rest, Lin Tian scratched the ground a few more times, and then continued to rub his head.
After two minutes in a row, Lin Tian finally wrote a row of "cursive" books on the ground.
"A hundred ants for one piece of information!"