First of all, he is a good friend, a very particular name.

Then there is the Wu Liang he met during the Demon Capital PUBG Championship, and now it is Wei Zimiao and Chu Sheng.

What's the name of this TM!!

It's better to have your own name, Li Zheng!

That sounds right!

As he was talking, he suddenly felt the floor under his feet suddenly tremble for some reason.

"Damn! Earthquake just after school started? That's great, isn't it? Chu Sheng exclaimed.

"I'm sorry, it's me."

The three of them followed the prestige, but found that there was an extra person at the door at some point.

Wrong...... To be precise, it should be one more ball!!

It's not the middle of winter, and the kind that makes the earth tremble when you walk.

Li Zheng originally thought that his good friend Jiang Zheng's body size was exaggerated enough, but now compared with the person in front of him, it is simply a small thing.

Can you imagine what it feels like for a man to stand there with a big belly that looks like he has been pregnant for 20 years......

It's ...... Like a giant.

"Uh...... Are you 301's brother? Wei Zimiao asked tentatively, and after seeing the latter nod, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"It turned out to be my brother, it scared me, I thought there was an earthquake!"

"I'll just say that the sun was so big just now, why is it suddenly cloudy, and you blocked the door for a long time!" Chu Sheng couldn't help but tease.

Li Zheng couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, oh my God...... What did this guy grow up eating, and it is impossible for him to grow so big with hormones, right?

"Haha, I'm sorry, I'm scared of you!" The fat man smiled, obviously someone who could make jokes.

"It's all my own brothers, don't say it's useless, let's get it!" Wei Zimiao took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and threw it out.

But...... He seemed to have forgotten that the physique of the fat man who came at the end was destined to have some movements that he couldn't do.

For example, catching a cigarette, which is a simple action for ordinary people, is very difficult for fat people.

I saw that after the cigarette with a white body was thrown away by Wei Zimiao, a beautiful arc trajectory was drawn in the air.

When the fat man saw it, he quickly stretched out his fleshy hands in an attempt to catch the cigarette that Wei Zimiao threw at him.

But......

However, his reaction was a little slower, and when the fat man stretched out his hand, the cigarette had already hit his fat face, and then slowly rolled down the two trembling mushroom clouds on his chest.

Just when Li Zheng, Wei Zimiao and Chu Sheng thought that the cigarette would fall to the ground.

I saw that the fat man's round belly suddenly stiffened, and the cigarette that should have fallen down was actually bounced up all of a sudden!

In the next second, the fat man reached out and grabbed it and easily held it in his hand.

"Hehe, fortunately, I have also practiced the fat master, otherwise I would have wasted your kindness, brother.

By the way, what about fire? ”

"Oh...... Oh, and here! ”

After being stunned for a few seconds, Wei Zimiao reacted from his shock.

This Nima ......

Good flexible の fat man!!

After Wei Zimiao helped light the cigarette, the fat man also took a deep breath.

Saw.

The round belly deflated at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then quickly returned to its original shape as he exhaled slowly.

"This ......" Li Zheng was stunned.

The fat man took a sip, smashed his tongue, and introduced himself: "I told Zhang Xiaoji, brothers, don't see outside, just call me fat."

Three: "......"

Sorry, haven't seen it, I don't know how small......

"By the way, what do you call the brothers?"

Hearing the fat man's inquiry, Li Zheng and the three of them also hurriedly introduced themselves.

After getting acquainted, Wei Zimiao teased: "Xiaoji, how small is it?"

The fat man smiled vaguely and said, "It's not small, you'll know tonight!!"

"Yo, I'm really waiting to see what happens." Wei Zimiao also laughed.

The two of them laughed happily, and Li Zhengke was stunned.

What kind of dormitory did you go into?

House!!

Just as Li was thinking about whether to change to a normal dormitory, the door of the dormitory was pushed open from the outside with a "bang".

Saw.

Li Siyu stood at the door with his hands folded and looked in with a solemn face.

"The student council checks, did you guys smoke just now?"

The student union is still very deterrent to freshmen, after all, it is like a dog to talk about your precious credits at every turn.

"What's that, senior sister...... We've just arrived, don't be angry, we promise there won't be a next time! Wei Zimiao immediately panicked.

"That's it when I first came, and I can get it later?" Li Siyu showed that he would not let go of a few people easily, and immediately said, "I'll record it for you first."

"You come out!" Li Siyu pointed at Li Zheng.

The latter also had a dark face, and he didn't know what this female demon was doing, but Li Zheng still got up from the bed very cooperatively and walked over.

"Sister, what's the matter?"

Li Zheng's indifferent tone can be said to make Wei Zimiao, Brute and Zhang Xiaoji stunned for a moment.

Good brother, you should beg for mercy at this time, why do you still look like a hanger!

"Did you smoke in there?" Li Siyu glanced at Li Zheng and pursed his lips slightly.

Let the three people next to him who don't know the relationship between the two of them also slam their hearts, and the expression of the senior sister is obviously the rhythm of anger.

"Do you know that smoking is bad for your body?" Li Siyu asked.

"Yes."

"Did you know that smoking is not allowed in schools?"

"Yes."

"Do you know, after being caught in this situation, there will be a major demerit, credit will be deducted, and a bad attitude will be deducted!"

"What can I do, I've already smoked it." The corners of Li Zheng's mouth twitched, what kind of trouble is this female devil going to make?

Although Li Zheng replied frivolously, he ...... The hearts of the three people next to him were hanging, and as soon as they reported, they were recorded as having a major demerit, and they couldn't be beaten to death when they went home.

"What's that, Ah Zheng, you have a good attitude, senior sister asks you!" Wei Zimiao couldn't help but remind.

"Yes, sister, don't be angry, we know it's wrong!" Chu Sheng also opened his mouth to beg for mercy.

"So what do you want to do?" Li Zheng sighed, and had no choice but to cooperate with this woman to continue acting.

Don't talk about it, though.

When his sister appeared just now, her aura was indeed very full, and she deserved to be the vice president of the student union?

"Do you know you're wrong?" Li Siyu asked.

"Got it." Li Zheng nodded.

"Alright, tell me your name."

"Huh?"

Li Zheng almost had the heart to cry, why did this woman suddenly get into the upper body?