Chapter 235: The Clown's Performance
S.H.I.E.L.D. New York Division.
"What are these gangsters up to?! Also, are our people all waste? We just found out that they had such a big move! "The police are always the last to arrive, and the intelligence agencies are not much stronger. In the face of the actions of Mrs. Gao and her local snake gangsters, it was not until the sound of explosions appeared that the one-eyed director knew all this in hindsight.
"I'm sorry Director," Coulson said apologously with Hill, "because of the nuclear bomb, our people were focused on New York City, so we neglected the outside. ”
"Negligence?" The one-eyed director looked cold and said, "Do you know how dangerous this negligence will be?" Now that the land roads have been basically blocked, it is impossible for the clown's IQ not to consider the waterways, so now most of the people of New York City are basically completely trapped in New York, except for the air and some remote paths for a few people to leave. ”
Coulson, Hill and the others naturally know how dangerous the situation is now, they are different from the gangsters, they know that the clown has a nuclear bomb in his hand.
"Tell Anthony that time is urgent, let him do what he promised us, and what he promised him will arrive soon, and I will never break my word," Director One-Eyed hated Anthony's greed at this moment, and also hated himself for setting up the sandbox base on the African side.
"Understood," Coulson hurriedly began to contact Anthony's side. At this moment, a phone call came to the desk in the office, and when I picked it up, it turned out to be the voice of the iron knight: "Director, no, the clown suddenly captured the TV station, and now he is broadcasting the news to the whole city." ”
Here it comes! The clown has made a move! The one-eyed director who answered the phone couldn't help but stare in his heart, and directly pressed the switch at hand, and a screen appeared in front of several people. Then Hill turned up the frequency band, and the clown's crazy face appeared in front of their eyes.
"Good evening, folks of New York City, I'm the host of this evening's New York News, and you can call me a clown or a representative of chaos." The clown introduced himself politely, but this style is matched with his expression, how to look and make people feel gloomy.
Who is the Joker? He is a madman who is known throughout the American comic world. Except for the kind of people who live in the deep mountains and old forests and don't care about the world, there are almost no people who don't know him. So the moment the Joker's face appeared on TV, all New Yorkers who saw the news already felt bad, after all, they had seen all the news about Gotham City, and it was a miserable one.
In the past, the people of New York City could judge the Joker's behavior while eating potato chips and betting on how long it would be before he was captured by Batman and returned to the asylum? But now they are not in the mood for this, because this time they are the parties, and the source of chaos such as the clown is around them.
Where are our New York superheroes? Come and take this bastard!
It wasn't just the ordinary citizens of New York City who felt bad, but Mrs. Gao couldn't help but be shocked when they saw the clown appear on the TV station, because the clown's behavior was not in the plan to show them at all, and they didn't even notify them at all.
And this also means...... The clown is out of control! They can't control the situation anymore!
"Billy, what's going on? Don't you say that the clown is all in our hands? Where did those men around him come from? Margucci asked, pointing to some of the same clowns behind the clowns behind the play, guarding the TV station with guns in hand.
It's no wonder that she's in a hurry, an out-of-control clown, even if it's as fierce as she is, she shudders, and the ghost knows what that high-IQ mentally distorted mind will do. At that time, they who fought side by side with him during this time will really be on the government's blacklist.
"How do I know!" Puzzle was also at a loss at this time, because he didn't know how things had come to this point. At the same time, he was also annoyed when he saw the other party's attitude, and looked at Ma Guqi with a cold look in his eyes and said in a dark voice: "I remember that the clown matter seems to be responsible for all of us during this time, ask the person in charge of your own subordinates before asking me!"
Also, Margucci, I am not one of your men, and you are not in a position to question me. Next time you dare to talk to me like that, don't blame me for turning your face with you! ”
"Puzzles! You ......" Just as Marquin wanted to continue saying something, the clown in the live broadcast spoke again and made a startling remark.
"Citizens of New York City, enthusiastic viewers. As a news anchor for today's news, I have to tell you the unfortunate news that you have all been kidnapped by me, yes, you guys! All! All kidnapped by me! The clown laughed and stretched out his finger to draw a circle.
"There may be enthusiastic viewers who have questions, how can I kidnap so many of you alone, New York City, with a population of more than 8 million, I can't tie up so many people even if I am Superman." The Joker smiled in a Superman's signature pose.
"But facts are facts, and it doesn't change just because it looks ridiculous," the clown said lightly, staring at the camera with a vertical ear to listen, "Compared to the series of sounds that many of you have heard just now, that is the sound of my dear partner blowing up all the roads leading to the outside of New York City."
Of course, it's not just by land, it's also by water. The underneath was scattered disorderly with the latest model of mine bombs researched by the Wayne Group's military industrial department, and one explosion was powerful enough to blow up a destroyer.
My partner didn't try to leave a passage on the waterway, but I sprinkled it again with a drone for fear that they wouldn't join me. So, the only thing that can go out in the whole of New York right now is in the air, so today's game is, let's grab the plane and play! ”
The clown carnivaled, then hooked his finger at a person who was also dressed as a clown next to him, and then, with the joint efforts of the two people, he unfolded a picture: "This is all the places in New York City where there are airplanes, citizens of New York City, remember it!" If you have the conditions now, you can take a photo with your mobile phone. I have to say that the smartphones produced by Stan Industries Group are indeed convenient for many people. ”
When the Joker said this, he also took out a phantom phone and took a selfie for himself, which also made Anthony, who was also watching the show on the phone with Coulson, secretly like it.
How much advertising money will be saved, you must know that this is the news that is broadcast live in New York, and after the incident is resolved, I am afraid that it will be broadcast and downloaded all over the country and even the world, how many potential users can be provided for Anthony's Stan Group. If you think about it this way, the clown is also a good spokesperson.
Well, in that case, I'll spare his life, and when Hisoka returns from the Hunter World, he can go to Arkham Asylum to talk to the Joker about the terms. Endorsement conditions!
"Remember it, save it, because it's your capital to play the game. Maybe some enthusiastic viewers will say, New York is just blocked by roads, and the clown can't do anything with us, it's a big deal that we are waiting for the rescue of the state. The clown said with a pompous imitation.
After imitating the expressions of the enthusiastic audience in his mouth, the clown began to dress up as the announcer again, and said with a serious face: "But unfortunately, I have to tell you the bad news of the enthusiastic audience, that is, you have no time, no time to wait for others to rescue."
Because I have a big toy in my hand that has completely flattened New York, and it's right now somewhere in New York. I made a very auspicious countdown time for it, 13 hours, 13 minutes and 13 seconds. When the time comes, it will erupt brilliantly and send New York into the sky.
So, you only have 13 hours. Seize those 13 hours, and now I declare that the carnival begins! Come on! The people of New York! ”