Chapter 375: Ah Xing and Fat Tsai Cong (1st Update)
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Just when Li Xiao just turned into an alley, two men, one fat and one thin, suddenly jumped out, directly blocking his way.
One of them is a fat man covered in flesh, and on his chest, tattoos of two crossed axes are presented.
However, Li Xiao could see at a glance that it was pasted with a crappy sticker, and because of the hot weather, the "tattoo" had even melted a little.
Although the fat man held a dagger and tried to make a very fierce appearance, it was still difficult to hide his honest temperament.
The other person has long hair and an embarrassing beard, which looks sloppy, and the shape of the whole person is melancholy and stylish.
The person in front of him is very similar to the star master who is known as the king of comedy in the real plane, when he saw this person, Li Xiao almost blurted out, it won't be wrong, this person is Ah Xing, and the fat man next to him is his companion, Fat Boy Cong.
There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, it takes no effort to get it, I have been trying to find them before, but I didn't expect that today I actually met these two living treasures so skillfully, and it really is, I have to sigh, this fate is really wonderful enough.
At this time, Ah Xing bent his elbows to support the wall, his body was slightly tilted, and his right hand was crossed at his waist, which was simply a cool look, pointing to the axe on Fat Zicong's chest, and raising his chin at Li Xiao: "I think you can also see that we are not only jade trees in the wind, chic and clear, but also axe bangers." ”
"And then?" Li Xiao chuckled.
It seems that Ah Xing, who now dreams of becoming a gangster and getting ahead, is still swaggering and deceiving under the guise of an axe bang.
Ah Xing scratched his temples, pretending to be considerate, and then continued: "That's it...... We haven't eaten today, as long as you obediently pay the money out, we'll give you a chance to be friends with you, how about it? Many people are scrambling for this opportunity, only to make money and not lose money. ”
"You guys, are you going to rob? It's a pity that I didn't have any money with me. ”
Hearing this, Li Xiao's face couldn't help twitching, and he almost laughed out loud on the spot. However, since he met these two people, Li Xiao's heart naturally settled down, hugged his hands in front of his chest, and put on a look that I would quietly look at you and pretend to be forced.
To be able to talk about a robbery so high, this is really a talent.
It is no exaggeration to say that these two people are definitely a clear stream in the robbery world.
"No money?" Ah Xingmo rubbed his chin, circled around Li Xiao, looked up and down, and said, "I think your clothes are good, I want them." ”
"You've got a crush on this dress, that's fine, but I'm afraid I'm going to get you in trouble." Li Xiao said jokingly.
"Trouble finding us, hahahaha?" Ah Xing seemed to hear something very funny, his face turned red, and in the end, he finally couldn't help it, and while patting Fat Satoshi on the shoulder, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, his laughter was simply full of magic.
After laughing, Ah Xing directly clenched his fists and gestured at Li Xiao: "See, what is this?" It's a fist the size of a casserole, so it's the first time I've seen it today, right?! ”
Then, he tore off a piece of advertising paper from the telephone pole, and clenched it again with his outstretched palm, and when the palm opened, it had become a crumpled ball of paper: "Look, this was still a piece of advertising paper just now, but when I kneaded it, it became a folded advertising paper, and I asked if you are afraid!" ”
Ah Xing shook his nose and pretended to be fierce and threatened.
"Wow, that's amazing, and then what?" Li Xiao shrugged his shoulders and couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Believe it or not, now I can kill you with my fingers." ”
Ah Xing pulled Fat Tsai Cong, jumped back, and made a very exaggerated expression: "Don't blame me for being too frank!" Just because you're a little deflated three, you want to take my life, it's too child's play, isn't it?! ”
"You can try it." No matter how good this Ah Xing is, Li Xiao is still unmoved, he said playfully.
"I tell you, if you don't listen to me, you're going to suffer...... Believe it or not, I'm a tyrant of you, look at my tricks! Ah Xing suddenly made a move, raised a fist, and hit Li Xiao's body.
"Boom."
In the muffled sound, Ah Xing originally thought that he could punch the man in front of him, but soon found that the truth was too different from what he imagined.
His punch with all his strength was like hitting an iron plate, not only was the fist peak painful, but also a strange elastic force came along his arm, and his whole person shot out directly, falling his ass and raising a puff of smoke and dust.
"How is that possible?"
Ah Xing staggered up from the ground and shook his hand painfully, with a look of surprise in his eyes.
The punch he threw not only failed to hit the other party, but also rebounded strangely, which made him really unbelievable.
Seeing this situation, Fat Tsai Cong was also startled, and couldn't help but shrink back, and at the same time asked Ah Xing timidly: "Ah Xing, can I put down the dagger, my hands are sore..."
Fat Tsai Cong has always held a dagger and aimed it at Li Xiao, and after a long time, he has felt very sore now.
"Tired? Make a living, big brother! We're robbing, can you show some professionalism? Ah Xing stroked his forehead and was speechless.
Fat Zao Cong listened to Ah Xing's words, nodded, and there was no way, but he only dared to stay away from Li Xiao.
But after the temptation just now, he was also very clear in his heart: the person in front of him has kung fu, and he is not easy to fool, and he and Fat Tsai Cong will definitely not get any benefit if they stay here.
He and Fat Tsai Cong glanced at each other, subconsciously retreated to the back, and at the same time took out a cannon from his pocket, lit it, and threw it behind him casually, wanting to deter Li Xiao with this: "Hmph, you wait, I'll call someone now, a cloud-piercing arrow, and thousands of troops will meet you!" ”
Bang, the cannon exploded.
Just when Ah Xing and Fat Tsai Cong were about to turn around and take the opportunity to slip away, they were greeted by a large group of black-clothed people, led by a fat guy with a cigarette in his mouth, his expression and demeanor, but he looked fierce.
Axe Bang two masters!
However, contrary to this, the hat on his head was blown through a hole, his black hair and hairstyle were messy, and the smoke that billowed from it seemed to be a little funny, but looking at the fat man's fierce eyes, he knew that if he did not get an explanation back, then his anger would pour out like a flood.
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