Chapter 275: After All, You're So Old [First Update]
As soon as the little sister spoke, the sailors in the live broadcast room dismantled the stage in various ways, and the barrage also flew up out of thin air, which really made her a little tired.
On Li Zheng's side, after hearing the words of the little sister, he couldn't help but smile coldly.
"In the past, it was you who made others crazy, and I, Li Zheng, should also avenge the victimized male compatriots, and today I will make you doubt the !! of life"
He rolled his eyes, and once again cooperated with the little sister, since you want to play, the uncle will have fun with you today!!
"That's good, that sister, you have to protect people~" After saying this, Li Zheng took a deep breath and almost vomited himself nauseously.
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"It's over, it's over, an innocent little Lori has been deceived by an old woman again."
"Little Lori, don't believe it, come to my brother, my brother has sugar here~."
"Upstairs, is it a lollipop? I have a lollipop here too! ”
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Looking at the barrage, the pretty face of the little sister turned from red to green at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally completely blackened.
What's going on with this group of fans today!?
If you really don't give me the mother of Ultra?
It seems that we must teach them a good lesson today!!
If you are unkind, don't blame my old woman......
Ahh!!h
I was almost brought in by this group of black fans!
Fans are unkind, don't blame me for being a fairy and unjust.
"Little Lori, do you have a boyfriend? Do you want my sister to be your boyfriend?,My sister is super good at taking care of people.,Especially a little Lori like you.。 "Stay Little Sister decided to continue to stimulate the fans in the live broadcast room.
"Sister, why do you ask me such a private question? Are you a single old virgin? Li Zheng replied calmly.
Little Girl: "......"
A virgin is a virgin, what is the situation of an old virgin?
Do today's children know so much?
Listening to the voice, this little Lori is about ten years old at most.
However, she actually ......
Wow!!!!
No way!
I was actually despised by a little Lori!
It seems that he has to show his superb ventriloquist and let this little Lori know how powerful she is.
Dare to say that I am an old virgin, this is absolutely unbearable!
To hell with the respect for the old and love for the young, today my little sister is going to hurt each other with this little Lori!
"You know, little friend, only a feminine beauty like my sister will be popular with those stinky men.
A little girl like you who has not dried up will definitely not work~"
"Really, why don't I believe it?" Li Zheng didn't poke her either, and continued to maintain this voice: "But do you know?
Today in the class, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai both confessed to me, and the two of them said that they would marry me when they grew up. ”
"Auntie, which of them do you think I should marry? But what if I want to get married? Li Zheng deliberately said in a very distressed tone.
"Auntie!!
What are you calling me!? ”
As if she had been stepped on by the tail, the little girl jumped up from the chair at once.
Endure!
Bear with me for a while!!
And in her live broadcast room, the barrage was also applauded.
The old woman meets the little Lori.
It's not as old as ever.,There's no one who is cute.,It's hard to know that the European pie is not as big as anyone else.。
This...... It's not an opponent at all.
I was abused!
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What kind of bear child is this?!
This little Lori is not cute at all, she is so bad!
The little sister is very speechless now.
"Actually...... No one likes or is afraid ......" Li Zheng continued to keep his voice, and the voice of ten-year-old Lori slowly came out of his mouth.
When the little sister heard this, she thought that this "bear child" was going to comfort herself.
But...... Unexpectedly, she almost exploded directly in the next second.
"It's okay if no one likes it, after all, you're so old!"
Little Girl: "......"
Burst~
A mouthful of old blood almost spit out so hard......
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After all, you're so old!!
After all, you're so old!!
After all, you're so old!!
The little sister felt that this sentence was like a fly flying around her, and she couldn't get rid of it, and she kept ringing in her ears.
Pierced in the heart, old iron.
Could it be ......
I'm really old???
Silly little sister is a little skeptical about life now.
The sailors in the live broadcast room also followed suit.
"I like this child, I booked it in advance, and I will wait for her to grow up!"
"In the past, it was an old woman who made others collapse, and it was the first time I saw an old woman being made into doubt by a child."
"This is the Mother of Ultra who saved the world? I can't even handle a child. ”
"The whole world celebrates, and downstairs quickly set off two strings of firecrackers to celebrate."
"Bang Bang !!"
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At this time, the plane began to slowly move towards the survival island.
Seeing that the barrage is very supportive of his own approach, Li Zheng will naturally not give up this good program effect.
Since you like to tease passers-by, little brother, then today I, Li Zheng, am going to do the right thing for heaven!
"That...... Auntie, where are we jumping? ”
"Jump You MMP !!" The little sister finally couldn't suppress the crazy feeling in her heart.
This bear child is so badly beaten, who said that only the little boy is a bear child?
This kind of little Lori, she should be arrested and punished severely.
"Auntie, why are you scolding? The teacher said that it is not right for us to scold, and we must treat people with courtesy. Li Zhengqiang held back a smile and continued to tease.
"Oh~ I know, you must be so irritable because you are too old and have early menopause!"
"There is also a possibility that you have become a street shrew because of the disharmony in your life and the grievances you have been aggrieved for too long, which will never happen to you like me."
Although having said that, Li Zheng actually heard from the voice of the little sister that she was a little unhappy now.
But......
It's all retribution!
Because just now Li Zheng was chatting and searching for the mother of Ultra who cosplayed.
I almost vomited the braised pork ribs I ate tonight!
What a good girl, why do you practice yourself like this???
Thinking of the red Ultra Mother in his mind, Li Zheng also shivered unnaturally.
If anyone can withstand this, they will definitely worship him as a teacher!
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The little sister on the other side is also staring at the boss, and she is a little depressed in her heart, how can a child know so much this year.
Shenma menopause, what ye life is not harmonious!
Are all bear children so precocious now!?
"Scolding you is secondary, my sister mainly wants to educate you well for your parents!!"
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