Xuan Chu watched the song and dance with the ghost king, thinking that this was the life taste of the ancient emperors. Although modern people say that ancient people would not be so lonely if they had TV dramas and literary programs, and they would not be so lonely to raise a group, and the singers and dancers served at home?

But Chu thought to himself, the kind of enjoyment of live broadcasting, and the enjoyment of sitting in front of the TV across the screen, is not the same treatment and grade at all.

The power of this kind of live broadcast is beyond that of television, and the kind of watching it off the stage can't be compared.

Yi Chu watched the song and dance with great interest, and at this time, the palace maid and the eunuch sent all kinds of melons and fruits, wine and dishes.

Hui Chu admits that he loves to eat delicious food, loves meat, loves fruits, and loves vegetables, but in the face of such a tempting meal, he can't eat it at all, and he doesn't even dare to move his chopsticks.

Drinking wine and eating meat is even more unlikely. Who knows what has changed with this wine, meat and dish? You won't lose any eyeballs if you eat it yourself. The intestines are still rotten meat, what has become when it is cooked!

The ghost king smiled and said, "Lady, don't you want to taste so many drinks and dishes?" ”

Xuan Chu smiled awkwardly: "Haha, Lord Ghost King, please please, I'm not hungry, let's eat at night, let's eat!" ”

The ghost king ate two bites of food, but when he saw the frightened expression of Xuan Chu staring at the dish, he smiled and said, "Lady, why don't you eat it?" Could it be that you suspect that this king is poisonous? ”

Chu Chu smiled: "Hahahaha, why are you so reluctant to poison me?" Ah, no, I'm really full. ”

After saying it, Xuan Chu regretted it again, thinking that this guy wished that he would die quickly and be a ghost princess with him, and at that time, Xuan Chu didn't die faster.

But now that he doesn't dare to make a mistake on his territory, it's better to follow him, but it is better to keep his face and not offend him.

The Ghost King smiled, "I'm afraid you're thinking in your heart, I'm going to poison you." ”

Xuan Chu asked: "I heard that ghosts have skills, could it be that you have mind reading skills?" ”

I didn't say it directly, ah, you have the ability to read minds, how do you know what I'm thinking, ask this tentative question, and reveal what you have in your heart, if it's fake and just check yourself, then wouldn't you be self-confessed.

The ghost king smiled: "Hahaha, who told you that the ghosts have mind-reading skills, that is also a kind of magic, spells must be profound, and if you don't study this aspect of spells, how can you have them?" ”

Xuan Chu thought to herself that this old ghost was really a male ghost, and her mind would be so mysterious, and she didn't suspect it when she said this, which means that she still didn't know what I thought in my heart first, and I was relieved to be bold in my heart.

Xuan Chu said: "Haha, so that's the case, well, I don't know if the Taoism has such a function, if there is, I want to learn it, this kind of ability is very awesome, I can show it in front of people in the future!" ”

The Ghost King smiled: "What kind of ability do you have?" If you want to talk about real skills, it is the real ability to hunt ghosts! ”

Xuan Chu said: "You are a big turtle, you still talk like this, aren't you afraid that I will learn the ability to catch ghosts, and the first one will arrest you, then you will become a ghost doll, let me knead and let me bully?" ”

The ghost king said: "I'd rather become a ghost doll by your side, always by your side, play with it at will, let you bully, I can just see you smiling like a flower." ”

Yi Chu was speechless by this sentence, and he was speechless, thinking, this is not a big ghost. If he wasn't a ghost and a handsome guy, Xuan Chu really wanted to be moved by this, don't want it.

Seeing that Xuan Chu didn't speak, the ghost king asked, "What is the lady thinking about again?" ”

Chu said: "What can I think of?" I was thinking you should send me back, right? ”

The ghost king said, "I just came, why do you want to go back?" Otherwise, if you drink a glass of wine, the king will send you back after drinking. ”

Xuan Chu said: "It's all said, let me come and see this underground palace, and send me back, and say that you want to pursue me again and make me like you again?" Why doesn't talking count? ”

Chu Chu thought to himself, this old ghost, could it be that there is some medicine in the wine? Fortunately, I didn't drink it. ”

The ghost king said: "Lady, you don't want to see this king like this, are you so anxious to push me away?" ”

Xuan Chu said embarrassedly: "How can I say that you can understand?" You and I are not people of the same world at all, you have your ghost world, I have my human world, these are two worlds that are not related to each other, and the ideas and concepts of the two of us are different in all aspects. ”

The ghost king's eyes said, "So you hate not being with this king so much, can't you even stay for a moment or three?" ”

Xuan Chu said: "Brother Ghost King, you are really embarrassed for me. I've seen so many ghosts when I've grown up, but I've never seen a ghost like you. It's not that I don't want to stay with you, you know that this man is a normal man and woman on a date, and if you don't send this girl home at 8 o'clock at night, this man will never have a chance again, because of this

A man may be a hooligan, so it will be automatically deleted from the object of this girl's date, do you understand? ”

The Ghost King wondered, "What else is this regulation?" Why haven't I heard of it? ”

Xuan Chu said: "How many years have you been a ghost, how can you know?" This is now in modern times. Something that was invented by psychologists, that is, emotional experts, how can a 3,000-year-old ghost like you know? Didn't you have a psychologist at that time? There's no science, right? You say, don't you? ”

The ghost king was stunned and said, "No, no." "I've never heard of any psychologists, any science, and I haven't heard of the fact that it can't be sent after 8:00, and the man who goes home is equivalent to a hooligan, and the girl will delete the list of dates.

Seeing that he was finally able to show off his knowledge in front of the ghost king, he felt very interesting when he heard these new things that he had never heard of, and he was still stunned.

He teased the ghost king again: "If you haven't heard of it, listen to me, you see this psychologist, it is an expert who studies people's psychological conditions, psychological states, that is to say, a kind of mind-reading ability." Spell expert, you understand that, right? ”

The ghost king nodded and continued: "What about this marriage emotional expert, he is an expert who specializes in the psychological and physiological aspects of finding a partner between men and women, and he can be regarded as a person with the power of magic, even if it is the kind of ugly person, and then he wants to find a rich and handsome person, through the teaching of these emotional experts, it may not be possible to find a rich and handsome person, so this emotional expert has magic power." ”

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