"I think I'm pretty bored right now."

Meaning now you have to talk to me.

Lu Yiqi pursed his lips.

Ruthless, really ruthless, a ruthless person.

But for the sake of eating, she endured.

She gave her professional smirk again, "What do you want to talk about?" ”

Xie Xu pondered for a moment and replied, "How about telling me a joke?" ”

How old are you that you want me to tell you a joke?

Lu Yiqi muttered "naïve man" in his heart, while quickly searching for jokes he knew in his brain.

"Once upon a time, there was a little fish who spoke very slowly and met a shark: shark ~ fish ~ shark ~ fish ~ you ~ happy ~ happy ~ eat ~ what ~ duck? The shark said: I ~ like ~ happy ~ eat ~ say ~ talk ~ special ~ don't ~ slow ~ small ~ fish. The little fish said: Oh, I made the sauce purple! ”

Lu Yiqi also deliberately imitated the slow speech speed of Xiaoyu and shark.

But after she finished speaking, the air was embarrassed for several seconds, and the two looked at each other.

Xie Xu: "Gone?" ”

Lu Yiqi: "No, isn't it funny?" ”

Xie Xu was silent for a few seconds, and finally commented: "It's so cold." ”

Lu Yiqi subconsciously replied, "It's not cold", and then suddenly realized that the coldness in Xie Xu's mouth seemed to mean that the joke he said was cold......

Xie Xu looked at the situation in front of him, and finally thought of a way to save it, and he said comfortingly: "It's okay, don't be autistic, cold jokes are also a kind of joke." ”

Lu Yiqi wanted to plug Xie Xu's mouth.

What a good boy, but it's a pity that he has a mouth.

Seeing that Lu Yiqi was a little angry, Xie Xu's eyebrows furrowed, his thin lips pursed into a straight line, and he didn't come up with a way to coax the girl for a long time, and finally, he simply said tentatively: "Or, you tell another joke?" I'm going to cheer for it? ”

Lu Yiqi twisted his head to the left and ignored him.

Xie Xu was helpless, stood up and walked around to the left position and sat down.

"Face, huh?"

With a deep voice, when the last word was spoken, the tail note was raised, and Lu Yiqi was a little dazed by Xie Xu's subwoofer.

In a daze, he opened his mouth again: "Xiao Ming was hospitalized, his friend went to see him, the doctor was also present, they chatted for a while and the friend left, but the doctor also left with the friend, do you know why?" ”

Xie Xu asked cooperatively: "Why." ”

Lu Yiqi opened his mouth: "Because my friend and doctor are going together." ”

“......”

"I can't think of an answer!"

"Well, I can't think of it."

Just when Lu Yiqi was complacent and Xie Xu couldn't think of an answer, he suddenly realized that why was he taken away by Xie Xu again? He asked her to tell another joke and she told it!?

Lu Yiqi, who was embarrassed and angry, saw that Xie Xu was still staring at herself at this time, as if she wanted to see her own jokes, she said angrily without thinking about it: "Look at what!" If you can't think of it, you won't give me a smile! ”

Xie Xu was really amused by Lu Yiqi this time, his narrow eyes narrowed when he smiled, and heaven and earth were overshadowed by it.

Laughing ...... A suspicious red crawled on Lu Yiqi's fair and smooth face, as if a red cloud in the sky had left a bright red on both sides of her cheeks.

Lu Yiqi hurriedly stood up: "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

She ran away in a gloomy manner, turned on the faucet, took a handful of water and threw it on her face, looking at her red face in the mirror, Lu Yiqi pursed her lips.

It's a shame.

was laughed at by others until he blushed.

It must be that Xie Xu is too handsome, if he changes to an ugly one and laughs like this in front of him, Lu Yiqi feels that it would be polite for her not to slap the other party and ask the other party not to laugh.