505, hard work, chaos and tease [4000 words]

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"Take the liberty of asking ......"

Ouyang Jing looked at Zhu Yuyan in embarrassment and asked, "How do you plan to supervise the Yin Queen?" ”

Zhu Yuyan was expressionless, and said lightly: "You don't have to worry about this, I will arrange it properly." All your actions are commanded. ”

“…… All actions are under command? The corners of Ouyang Jing's mouth twitched slightly, and he felt very uneasy.

"Yes, all actions, under my command."

Zhu Yuyan said solemnly: "In the Dashi Temple, I have diagnosed Qing Xuan's pulse. Coincidentally, these days coincided with the days when she was most fertile. I'm out of time, and every day is the best time. Secondly, the time of the hour, the time of the hour, and the time of the application again. So, every four hours, I will remind you to go into the room and do business. ”

The corners of Ouyang Jing's eyes jumped, and he looked at Shi Qingxuan, only to see that her face was flushed with shame, and even her earlobes and neck were dyed with red clouds. There was even more mist steaming on the door of his head, and it looked like he was about to explode in place.

Ouyang Jing took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "Dare to ask the Queen of Yin, is there any scientific basis for your judgment?" ”

"Science?"

Zhu Yuyan said proudly: "What science is not scientific? I think back then, I broke with Shi Zhixuan, and in order to cut off my love for him, I deliberately found Badao Yueshan to have a night of joy, and the result was a success, and I became pregnant with Meixian on the spot. Why am I so accurate? Just because of my Yin Sect's attainments in gynecology, looking at the world, no one can match, you can't accept it! ”

“……”

Ouyang Jing spartan again, feeling that what Zhu Yuyan said was so reasonable, he was speechless.

Seeing that Ouyang Jing couldn't refute, Zhu Yuyan smiled proudly again: "Okay, the good day has come, you two hurry up." ”

"Huh?" Ouyang Jing was stunned: "It's still ...... day."

Zhu Yuyan said: "The dawn is because of Shi Zhixuan's Buddha light. According to the hour, it is already the hour. Don't talk nonsense, hurry up. ”

"Uh......"

Ouyang Jing said with a tangled face: "Queen Yin, you urge us to do things in the future, can you not speak so directly?" Let's put it mildly, okay? ”

Zhu Yuyan sneered: "Euphemism, okay, what do you want me to say?" ”

Ouyang Jing pondered for a while and said, "Let's discuss a code...... So that when the hour comes, you say: the enemy has thirty seconds to reach the battlefield and crush them! How is it? ”

Poof!

Shi Qingxuan, who was already so ashamed that he was about to tear the corners of his clothes, leaned back and closed with laughter, and his eyes were bent into crescents.

Well, as a sister in the reincarnation family, of course she understands this stalk.

Zhu Yuyan was at a loss: "What the hell?" ”

"That's it!" Ouyang Jing said solemnly: "What, Qing Xuan and I are going to start that, after the yin, are you going to go out?" ”

"Don't be perfunctory." Zhu Yuyan admonished, twisted the snake's waist and went out of the door, closed the door with her backhand, and added: "I'm just outside the door, listening to the movement at any time." Don't let me find out that you're not trying! ”

"Huh?" Ouyang Jing was stunned: "Are you still going to listen to the corner?" Isn't that right? ”

Zhu Yuyan didn't reply, but only knocked on the door twice to remind the two that she was really outside the door.

"This is really ......" Ouyang Jing grinned, shook his head, and said to himself: "Okay, the people in the Demon Gate are already unexpected and shocking. After becoming a demon, it is reasonable to be even more bizarre and even funny. There's nothing wrong with that......"

"Hmm." Shi Qingxuan nodded, with a look of approval.

"There are people outside listening to the corner, and I feel a little stressed!" Ouyang Jing looked at Shi Qingxuan and asked, "Qingxuan, are you stressed?" ”

Shi Qingxuan was angry and glared at him funny, "What do you say?" ”

Ouyang Jing laughed dryly: "Then why don't you play the piano first, adjust the atmosphere, and relieve the pressure?" ”

Shi Qingxuan's best instrument is the flute, but he also plays the guqin well.

Especially after Ouyang Jing helped her exchange for a Heavenly Demon Qin and the Heavenly Dragon Eight Tone Exercises during the plane war, her piano attainments became more and more profound, and now she is not inferior to her Xiao Yi.

"Shall I play the piano?" Shi Qingxuan smiled: "Then it's better for you to stroke the qin, I play the flute, you and I play the flute together?" ”

"Huh." Ouyang Jing smiled dryly: "I'm sorry, Qingxuan, after so many years, I still haven't been able to learn to play the piano, which has disappointed you." Or do you play the piano and I whistle to simulate the sound of the flute? ”

"......" Shi Qingxuan didn't look at him angrily, took out the Heavenly Demon Qin, and put it on the table: "Get one!" ”

Ouyang Jing pursed his lips and blew, his whistle was melodious and tactful, and the sound quality was really the same as the sound of the flute.

Shi Qingxuan chuckled, and stroked the strings with his fingers, accompaniment to Ouyang Jing's flute sound.

After the prelude, Ouyang Jing whistled and sang in ventriloquism: "True love is like a vast grassland, layers of wind and rain cannot be blocked, there is always a cloud opening and sunrise, and the sun shines on you and me......"

Shi Qingxuan opened his mouth lightly and continued: "True love is like a plum blossom blooming, cold ice and snow cannot be drowned, just in the coldest part, the branches bloom, see spring, walk towards you and me......"

The two looked at each other affectionately, their eyes flowed, with affection, and they sang together: "Snowflakes fluttering in the north wind Xiao Xiao, heaven and earth, a piece, vast." A cut of cold plums stands proudly in the snow, only for the fragrance of the Yiren. Love what I love, no regrets, this love, stay for a long time, heart ~ ......"

After singing it again, Ouyang Jing gave Shi Qingxuan a thumbs up: "Perfect!" ”

Shi Qingxuan smiled beautifully, and was about to say, "Do it again." ”

Then there was a strong knock on the door: "What are you two doing?" is such a good day, he doesn't work hard, he actually plays the piano and sings in the house, did he take Shi Zhixuan's instructions to heart? Did you take me into account? Ouyang Jing, do you really want to be kicked out by Shi Zhixuan! ”

“……”

Ouyang Jing was speechless, glanced at Shi Qingxuan, who was also speechless, and said weakly: "Okay, let's start right away......"

After speaking, he picked up Shi Qingxuan, pulled her to the bed, and said solemnly: "Qingxuan, it's time to show the real Xiao art!" ”

Shi Qingxuan's pretty face was flushed, she glanced at him prettyly, and said coquettishly: "Bad guy!" He put down the tent and untied his clothes......

Before you know it, the time passes.

The movement in the room is getting smaller.

After completing a harmonious and happy exchange, Ouyang Jing gently hugged Shi Qingxuan's soft and delicate body, and was about to say something to her, when Zhu Yuyan shouted loudly outside the door: "The time has come!" The enemy has thirty seconds left to reach the battlefield and crush them! ”

“……”

Ouyang Jing looked embarrassed, Shi Qingxuan chuckled, lay on Ouyang Jing's body, and laughed wildly.

"What are you laughing at? Be serious! Zhu Yuyan shouted in a deep voice outside: "How can you joke about human affairs?" Don't laugh! Hurry! ”

“……”

The corners of Ouyang Jing's eyes jumped, and Shi Qingxuan covered her mouth and snickered.

The next day, the hour.

Ouyang Jing had just finished a morning exercise, and before he had time to eat breakfast, Zhu Yuyan appeared behind him like a ghost: "The time has come!" The enemy has thirty seconds left to reach the battlefield and crush them! ”

Ouyang Jing: "......"

At the time of Shen, Ouyang Jing was wandering the streets with his teammates to see if there were any magic props worth purchasing, rare metals, magic gems and the like.

While he was shopping, Zhu Yuyan suddenly appeared behind him: "The time has come." The enemy has thirty seconds left to reach the battlefield and crush them! ”

"What the hell?" The knife girl was stunned.

Xiaolongnu and Ding Crab also looked confused, at a loss.

"Hehe, you guys, I'll go back first." Ouyang Jing laughed dryly, and hurried back to the house with Zhu Yuyan, leaving the three teammates looking at each other inexplicably......

Just when Ouyang Jing was forced by Shi Zhixuan's pressure and under Zhu Yuyan's strict supervision, when he worked hard at four o'clock every day, the Demon Buddha Pure Land level gradually surged.

Prior to this, this layer of the Demon Buddha Pure Land to which Shi Zhixuan belonged, also known as the abyssal level of "Mordor", had no alien and wild Great Demon Territory except for the territory established by the remnants of the Tang Dynasty.

Alien or wild demons were either thrown into Shi Zhixuan's command and brainwashed by him, or they were suppressed and killed. In short, at this level, demons other than the remnants of the Tang Dynasty are never allowed to occupy territory, establish territories, and become lords.

For the Abyss Lord, there must be no uncontrolled Abyss Lord on his own territory.

Because once an uncontrolled Abyss Lord appears in his own territory, the authority of the original lord will be diluted, and even his power will be weakened.

Therefore, once it is discovered that there are demons trying to gather people to stand on their own, the powerful demons among the remnants of the Tang Dynasty will lead the army to fight and extinguish the attempts of the careerists as soon as possible.

For more than 100 years, there have been foreign demons, or wild demons that have grown, who have tried to challenge the order of Mordor, but all of them have failed.

But this time it's different.

In the past, foreign demons came in twos and threes, scattered. Every year, there are no more than a dozen high-level demons who set themselves up as kings in the wilderness, and they still start up one after another, and as a result, they are easily suppressed.

But this time, dozens of groups of demons emerged at the same time, gathering and enslaving wild demons, building castles, and expanding their territory outside the area controlled by the remnants of the Tang Dynasty.

At the beginning, the remnants of the Tang Dynasty were still the same as before, and when they found a group, they extinguished it.

But as a few days passed, several remnant lords who often led troops to battle, such as Li Shimin, Kou Zhong, Song Zhi, etc., gradually discovered that the foreign demons were killing more and more. Fight a gang, and another gang appears. Kill a batch, and another batch pops up. The lords led their armies to fight for days and days, attacking everywhere, but they couldn't be killed.

In order to find out why so many demons came to Mordor to make trouble, the lords also captured many high-level demons to extract confessions. They were surprised by the confessions they received.

It turned out that all the demons who came to Mordor to make trouble had heard a rumor that there was a secret to becoming the master of the abyss in Mordor. Whoever can unlock this secret will become the "Master of the Abyss" of the entire Abyss.

At that time, even the famous demon lords will kneel before the Lord of the Abyss and offer their loyalty to the Lord of the Abyss.

Well, this rumor is not reliable at all, and no one in a normal person will believe it.

But the question is...... Abyss demons, none of them have a normal brain. Even the Six-Fingered King, who is known as the most devil-like monarch, the dark lord Grazt, has a confused brain, and will do something particularly mentally retarded and ridiculous.

Not to mention the Demon Prince Dimo Gaogen and the Undead King Okas, their brains are even more chaotic.

Shi Zhixuan, the only normal demon monarch, is actually a schizophrenic......

Even the Demon Lord is not normal, can you expect other demons to have brains?

So after the secret of the so-called abyss master, which was completely unreliable, spread in the abyss, a large number of demons moved without thinking. Even some of the smaller lords who already had the status of lords abandoned their families and took their legions to Mordor by boat, trying to find the secret of the Lord of the Abyss and reign over the entire Abyss.

Li Shimin led the army to flatten such an abyss lord.

After defeating the Abyss Lord, slaughtering the Demon Legion under his command, and beating the Abyss Lord to the point of dying, there was such a conversation between Li Shimin and the Abyss Lord.

"You good lord don't do it, why do you want to come to Mordor? If it were in your own territory, even I might not be able to defeat you easily. So, why kill yourself? ”

"Because Mordor hides the secret of becoming the master of the abyss! As long as I can find this secret, I will become the only master of the abyss, rule the entire bottomless abyss, and become a great man on an equal footing with the gods of God! ”

“…… It's just a rumor, right? Why should you easily believe such baseless rumors? ”

"Hahaha, although you seem to be a powerful Barlow Flame Demon, are you really a demon when you ask this kind of question? It's ridiculous, as a demon, do you still need a basis to do things? I feel so sorry for you! ”

After laughing at Li Shimin, the Baro Flame Demon Lord, who felt sad for Li Shimin's sober mind, blew himself up with a bang, leaving Li Shimin confused: "I'm a sober demon, I'm really sorry!" ”

The logic of the devil is so confusing and reasonable.

For the sake of a baseless rumor, he can come to Mordor at the cost of his life.

Some demons who come to Mordor even quickly forget their original intentions, indulge in killing and destruction, and do not remember to find the secrets of the so-called Abyss Master.

But this time, it has brought even more trouble to the lords of Mordor - some demons who have completely been dominated by chaos have aimlessly attacked the lords' territories, destroying the docks and destroying the mines.

After being caught, they asked them why they were doing this, and they just asked with a blank face: "Of course it's because it's cool!" Destroying everything that seems to be neat and orderly is not the greatest joy of demon beings? ”

In short, that's how the devil is funny.

There are more and more foreign demons, which seriously disrupt the order of Mordor and interfere with the operation of various territories. It's just inexhaustible.

In desperation, all the foreign lords came to the Pure Land City one after another to ask Shi Zhixuan for countermeasures.

On this day, Ouyang Jing had just completed Shen Shi's task, and Xu Ziling personally came to the door and informed him to go to Dashi Temple for a meeting.