Chapter 144: What's the Hardest Thing in a Man?
Zhang hunchback nervously saw him roll into the cave with a scar, startled, hurriedly came over to support him, and asked with concern: "Ye Tianchen, you were too reckless just now, didn't you ask you not to leave the cave too far?" How did you rush out? ”
Ye Tianchen's mouth was full of bitterness, and he only blamed himself for being careless and falling for his trick.
He took a few quick breaths and said, "The strength of this old bald donkey is really unfathomable, and we are not his opponents." ”
Ye Tianchen's cultivation is too low, whether it is speed, strength, or reaction speed, the gap is not a star and a half, even if there are splashed ink willow branches to rely on, he can't cope with it.
Zhang Hunchback also knew the gap between them, sighed helplessly, and said: "Well, this old ghost is not a fuel-efficient lamp, otherwise Ye Zifeng would not accept him as a ghost!" ”
Ye Tianchen's whole body was numb, his muscles were twitching slightly, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but overflow with a trace of blood.
Zhang hunchback said with some regret: "It's all my fault, I shouldn't let you out, your insignificant deeds can't hurt him at all, alas, we are desperate now......"
Ye Tianchen is also helpless, he can't beat it, he can't escape and can't escape, it's not an ordinary egg pain!
The two were silent!
The atmosphere is depressed!
After a long time, Zhang Hunchback suddenly broke the calm and said, "If you get back the soul you lost before, I estimate that you should be able to have a three-incense onmyoji-level Dao Xing, or even a one-star spirit master!" After all, Xiaoxin has used her natal aura to worship you for four whole years. ”
Sanxiang Onmyoji? What level is this?
Ye Tianchen didn't move at all, and said with some questions: "What level is the Sanxiang Onmyoji?" ”
Zhang Hunchback explained: "The Tao is divided into yin and yang! The level of ghosts is ordinary lonely ghosts, ghosts, ghosts, ghost dumplings (commonly known as zongzi, and there are also places called ghost kings), and then there are ghosts and fairies! For example, the pen fairy seen in the movie is one of the ghost fairies! Of course, there are also some special ghosts, such as soul hunters and ghosts, which are another form of ghosts, which is another matter! The ghost is quite messy, and there are many kinds of them, which vary from person to person! Different onmyoji have different roles in raising ghosts, so you can't generalize! Some are used to fight ghosts, some are like pets, some are used for surveillance, and some are used for fighting, Yunyun! ”
"Then the Onmyoji is divided into the primary entry of the first incense onmyoji, the second incense onmyoji, the three incense onmyoji, and then the next level of the one-star spirit master, the two-star spirit master, the three-star spirit master, and the next level, it is a heavenly monarch, two heavenly monarchs, three heavenly monarchs, and then there are legendary immortals, or celestial people, but those are just legends, out of reach!"
When Ye Tianchen heard this, he didn't expect that there were so many levels of ghosts and onmyoji!
Just now, Zhang Hunchback said that if he retrieved the lost soul, he might be a three-incense onmyoji, or even a one-star spirit master!
In this way, even if you can't kill the trickster demon monk, you can still fight him head-on for 300 rounds!
Suddenly I saw a glimmer of hope!
Ye Tianchen struggled to prop up his body and said, "Then is there a way to go to the Ghost Gate Pass now?" ”
Zhang hunchback shook his head and said, "It's definitely not possible here, the place is too small!" Outside you can! Then I can use the previous yin-yang technique to guide you to the ghost gate pass, and get back the soul you lost before, however, the visual inspection conditions do not allow, the tricky demon monk is eyeing him outside, not to mention that there is no way to lure him away, even if you successfully go to the ghost gate, you may not be able to get it back smoothly. ”
Ye Tianchen frowned!
If they can lure the tricky demon monks away, why should they curl up in this cave and wait for death!
But now, there's only one way!
Ye Tianchen looked around and said, "Oh, by the way, is there any other exit from this cave?" ”
Zhang hunchback shook his head in despair: "No." ”
The area of the cave is not very large, but it is clear at a glance, except for the small stone table, chairs, a few rusty nails on the wall, and a horn half-buried in the dirt below, and a dusty red scarf tied to the horn.
And then there was nothing else.
That's despair.
Are you really going to be trapped here?
In order to save himself, the blind man became his own substitute ghost, and he was still waiting to save himself!
Ye Zixin is in danger now, and she hasn't said sorry to her yet!
His parents, and the people in the village are still waiting to rescue him!
He can't die yet!
Zhang Hunchback said helplessly: "In this cave, there are no supplies, and you can't even get saliva, can you still hold on?" ”
Ye Tianchen also had a bitter face!
What if there is water? There's no escape! Without food, drinking water alone can only last for seven days at most! Not to mention that there is no water yet!
Ye Tianchen looked at the horn in a daze!
It should have been used to assemble the troops and give orders when the troops were fighting!
Although it is a little rusty because of the time, after all, this horn has a simple structure!
When I had nothing to do, I pulled the horn out of the soil, cleaned up the dust, put it in my mouth and blew it gently!
"Horn ......"
It can still be blown!
Ye Tianchen smiled bitterly, he could be bored to this level, and there was no one!
Suddenly, Ye Tianchen had a flash of inspiration in his mind, recalling that night before driving through the tunnel with Lin Yifei and Li Kaiwei, he had encountered the lost army nearby!
They still maintain the formation when they went to the battlefield, but they don't know that the War of Resistance against Japan has long ended!
Looking at the horn in his hand, Ye Tianchen suddenly thought of a clever plan! They are soldiers, and they are completely lost, and if they blow their horns, they will definitely dare to come to the battlefield when they hear it!
If you can obey your own command at that time, then the tricky demon monk will only be able to flee in the wilderness!
Thinking of this, Ye Tianchen was emotional, and was just about to ask Zhang if the hunchback would blow the horn!
"Bang dang!"
A calculus-sized stone suddenly flew through the mouth of the cave and slammed into the rock wall inside.
Ye Tianchen secretly screamed badly!
When I escaped into the cave before, I broke the ink-splashed door outside, resulting in a loophole!
Their location is revealed!
Zhang hunched over and looked at the splashed ink seal door with a big hole, and also realized that something was wrong, and his face changed in shock.
exclaimed: "Oh no, there is a hole in the door of the splash ink, and our position is exposed!" Looks like heaven is going to kill me. ”
Ye Tianchen held the horn in his hand, emotional, the army that was lost before would definitely be like Master Huang Yuhui, constantly repeating on the same road, and suddenly, his enthusiasm was high, and he felt that this inconspicuous little horn might be their lifeline.
Regardless of whether it is useful or not, now that I am forced to go to Liangshan, I am desperate, so I have to give it a try!!
Hide under the stone table, for fear of being stoned to death by the tricky demon monks outside!
Ye Tianchen hurriedly asked, "Uncle Zhang, will you blow the horn when the army is fighting?" Charge Order? Rally number? Or any clarion call for instructions? ”
Zhang Hunchback looked puzzled and said curiously: "Nonsense! I was a trumpeter when I was a soldier, what's wrong? Why did you suddenly ask about this? ”
Ye Tianchen explained: "On the day of Halloween, when I drove through this area at night, I saw a lost Yin soldier army! They still maintain the formation they had when they went to the battlefield, if they can blow the rallying call and lure them over, no matter how powerful the tricky demon monk is, I don't believe he can do a single army? ”
Zhang hunched his back and slapped his thigh, couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and praised excitedly: "It's really wonderful!" Ye Tianchen, you're a fucking genius! Talent! So talented! ”
Ye Tianchen kicked his nose on his face, and said proudly: "Alas, I am not very talented, I want to overflow when I have a little talent, and I will become talented if I am not careful, alas, ......"
Looking at his pretending appearance, Zhang Hunchback has never seen such a brazen person, and he can't wait to slap him from three-dimensional to flat, and then from flat to three-dimensional, but it's a pity that the ghost has no gas and can't blow the horn! I can only rely on him, in order to survive, he endured!
But I couldn't help but lash out: "I really want to know, how do you have a long skin? It is really unprecedented and unprecedented! I've seen shameless, but I've never seen you so shameless! ”
Ye Tianchen smiled: "Hehe, that, I can be a little more shameless!" Today has opened your eyes, do you know what is the hardest thing on me? ”
Zhang Hunchback's old face suddenly turned red, the hardest thing on a man's body, of course, belongs to the second brother!
I really didn't expect that this Ye Tianchen was not only shameless, but also very dirty! It's just dirty, don't want it!
Zhang was hunched and blushing, not daring to talk! It's as if if if you say a word to him, you feel like you're a prostitute!
Resolutely do not mix with dirt!
Ye Tianchen looked at Zhang's hunched appearance, and knew that he wanted to be crooked, and said mischievously: "Uncle Zhang, I didn't expect you to be so dirty!" Hehe, the hardest thing on my body, of course, is the beard, because I have such a thick skin, it can grow! ”
Zhang Hunchback is completely speechless!
There are still such people in the world, and they are crazy and even beat themselves! There's no one left!
I can only say that the world is too big, and I have seen too little!
Then Zhang Hunchback briefly described the slogan of the assembly number to him!
Ye Tianchen roughly understood, similar to what he blew in the movie: "Well, I'll try, it's better than waiting here to die."
Although the lost Yin soldiers are not sane, they are soldiers! Keep the dedication of a soldier!
When they hear the rallying call, they will definitely come to assemble as soon as possible, which is a habit formed by the duty and mission of soldiers! Even if they die, that attachment is still there!
Thinking about their uniform pace and shocking momentum, I still remember it vividly, but they still don't know that the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression has ended, the world war has ended, and the motherland has also achieved reunification!
Another point, they don't know they're dead. It's already lost, and it's only going to go to the battlefield forever!
As long as they understand this, they should be able to wake up.
Presumably, the tricky demon monk didn't know the situation of this Yin soldier, and Ye Tianchen also saw them rushing to the battlefield by coincidence on Halloween's Day
Ye Tianchen felt that as long as he made good use of this, maybe the crisis could be resolved.
Ye Tianchen climbed up with difficulty.
Zhang hunched back and stretched out his hand to support him, his face was anxious: "Ye Tianchen, you have already been injured like this, can you do it?" ”
This is their last chance to live, and if not, they have to do it!
The horn instrument is also charming, but Ye Tianchen is not a musician, although Zhang Hunchback used to be a trumpeter, but he is a ghost after all, and he doesn't have that much gas to blow the trumpet!
Ye Tianchen can't care so much, just let it go, blow hard! Although there are some spicy ears, it can only be like this!
"Doot, doot, toot......"
The sound of the horn came one after another!
The tricky demon monks outside seem to be angry! These two people are really interesting, they are still interested in playing the trumpet when they are dying, and they are so happy to blow!
This is a blatant provocation!
Pick up the stones and throw them into the hole one after another!
"Bang, clang, clang!"
Several more stones were thrown on the rocks in the doorway.
A few stones flew in through the small hole in the ink-soaked door!
Ye Tianchen's heart tightened, if the splashed ink seal door was smashed down by him, then the law would be broken, and they would be in danger!
I can't help but be anxious!
Gotta be quick, hurry!