Chapter 1 The cat master has become a fine, please accept the PC overhaul,
June 21, summer solstice. The dusty room, the gray sofa, a person and a cat sit opposite each other.
People sit cross-legged with their hands on their chests.
Cats also sit cross-legged with their paws around their chests.
Person: "Are you still planning to hide it?" ”
Cat: "Meow, no. Yes, I'm the system all-purpose cat. ”
Man: "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become sperm!" ”
Cat: "Meow, minion, how did you find me?"
Person: "After sending away the rhubarb next door, the orange cat on the top of Westinghouse Mountain, and your third son, I found out that you are not dead!" ”
"Meow~ If there is no accident, I can send you away! It's useless to say more, let's get straight to the point! ”
The Angora cat slapped its knees with both paws and shouted: "Meow! ”
After the eyes were dazzled, he opened his eyes again, and Jiang Qingtong was already sitting in a bright classroom.
Jiang Qingtong calmly glanced at the cuihua beside him, and in this weird classroom, all the people were cats left and right, sitting in three rows in a neat row, ten cats and ten people in each row. On the podium, an elegant man gave a lecture.
The big banyan tree outside the window knows that it is constantly screaming about summer.
"Meow~ Why are you so calm?" Looking at Jiang Qingtong, who was as calm as water, Cuihua felt that this was not like the eighteenth-line online writer cat slave in his family!
"....." replied to Cuihua was silent, in fact, Cuihua didn't know, the current Jiang Qingtong's mood was about to fly into the sky, wow, binding system, so handsome! So is she really God's illegitimate daughter? In the future, she can't write all of these into novels, she will definitely sell well, and maybe she will become a god in one book......
"Hey, that classmate, that's right, it's you, one meter five five!" The man suddenly pointed at Jiang Qingtong and said, "You get up and answer this question." ”
Jiang Qingtong's face stood up with a natural expression, and pointed his finger at himself: "Me? ”
"Yes, it's you, who else in this house is only 1.55 meters besides you!"
Jiang Qingtong's heart is stuffed, go to your second uncle's one-meter-five-five! I obviously walked in a noble and cold goddess style, but when I came to you, I became a dwarf and poor!
"Haha." Many students in the classroom covered their mouths and snickered.
The man pointed to the blackboard and said, "When you travel to the ancient plane to complete the task of counterattacking, you encounter a face-saving grandma next to the emperor, and then you want to please this grandma, what will you do?" A. Chat with her B. Give her a bag of silver C. Give her the jade plaque around your waist, please answer. ”
Jiang Qingtong looked at the three options, "I don't have a melon in the rain!" ”
"Hahahaha!" The classroom erupted in laughter, and the man couldn't help but cover his face: "Angora Cuihua, as a system cat, your grades are excellent, and the teacher is very pleased, but you also have to pay attention to the improvement of your host's grades!" ”
Angola Cuihua stood up with a serious face and said: "Teacher Gao, I'm sorry, the other system hosts are all sssss-level children of luck, and my host is a shit luck, so the brain is lacking, and I will try to improve it for her." ”
Teacher Gao suddenly realized: "It turned out to be a newcomer?" In that case, let's give you a newbie Want Want gift package. ”
Want Want Pack: Please select 3 of the 8 options below
Endless money to spend
Choose the look you want
Fight all over the world invincible
Heartthrob special effects aura
A good brain like no other
A chance to step back in time
Your beloved male god is in love with you
Ten centimeters tall and long
Jiang Qingtong still had a waveless expression: "All wanted!" ”
"Meow~ No, you can only choose three!"
Jiang Qingtong frowned slightly, there were only three of them.
Can't run out of money? This one is definitely going to be! Choose your look? Hehe, what else do you need for such a noble and glamorous appearance as me? Pass!
Fight the invincible opponent in the world? This is good, with this, I am the heroine of martial arts novels! Hahaha!
Heartthrob aura? Hehe, this palace is charming enough! A good brain like no other? Hehe, you're insulting the IQ of this palace!
Jiang Qingtong casually clicked on the screen, and saw that the 1.3.8 option lit up.
Cat: "Meow~ No, you think about it again, the brain is a good thing, really!" ”
Teacher Gao VS a group of classmates: "This classmate, for your own future, really, let's choose a brain." ”
Jiang Qingtong: "No! ”
“..... Meow~"
"Meow~ You really don't think about it anymore? Brains are really a good thing! It's true! "It's a pity you don't......
Teacher Gao: "Yes, yes, our class is full of noble and glamorous hosts, and there is no cute one yet, I think your height of 1.55 meters is perfect!"
Jiang Qingtong pouted, don't think she doesn't understand, in front of sexy, cuteness is worthless!
Teacher Gao looked at Jiang Qingtong, who was not in the oil and salt: "Cuihua, it is recommended that you choose a host with bad luck like other systems." ”
Angora Cuihua helped her gold-wire glasses~~ frame, "Teacher Gao, I still plan to choose one who has stepped on shit, so as to reflect my scholarly demeanor!" ”
Jiang Qingtong nodded solemnly, behaved well, and went back to eat in the evening!
Teacher Gao: "....."
A certain god system next door: "Quack! ”
A certain god system at the same table: "Hehe! ”
The second dog next door: "....... Cuihua, if you really can't stand it, it's okay, you can go offline! ”
"Okay, that's all for today's lesson, and then it's time for everyone's tasks, class is over!"
"Goodbye, Teacher Gao!"
"Meow~ding~~~ The universal angora cat system is officially bound, and now it is ready to start the novice task."
"Turn on!" Jiang Qingtong is still bland.
"Meow~ Jiang Qingtong, are you okay? I've always felt like you've come to terms with all of this too quickly! ”
Jiang Qingtong was expressionless: "Oh." "Heart: Cut, you know what, you know how long I've been waiting for today to get to this day!
Angora Cuihua was helpless, so she could only wave her claws proudly, "Now that the host has agreed to start the novice mission, now prepare to teleport the first mission plane!" Meow~Go you~~"
The sky was spinning for a while, and Jiang Qingtong was standing in the crowded square, holding the cuihua who was looking at her with wide eyes in his arms~~ Jiang Qingtong looked around blankly, who am I? Where am I?
"Meow ~ Does the host accept the plot!"
Jiang Qingtong glared at Cuihua, Cuihua's neck shrank, obviously a brainless guy, what kind of coldness he pretended to be all day long!
"Meow ~ The host agrees to accept the plot!"