Chapter 11 Jujube Nimei
Sister Bai Ni looked up, and dense red points of light came colorfully. "Female birds have beasts. I'm kind of on the same page with you. Look at my eagle owl!" The big black bird reluctantly folded its wings, and suddenly, the sound of breaking the sky burst out one after another, and the bird feathers on the other wing of the big bird were all ejected.
The black bird feathers collided with the scattered red dots, and the black bird feathers burst out, and the black ashes swept away the red dots of light like a storm.
On top of that, the female man rode the Aoi beast, holding the cute bird booth in her arms. "It's time. Bird Booth said.
Its hidden wings opened again, but not completely, curled up at the sides of its abdomen.
Shangguan Xiaohong pulled away one of the meat wings of Bird Booth with his left hand. "What beautiful wings. ”
"I'm willing to cut off a pair of meat wings for my master. Bird Booth immediately made a statement.
"Keep it. Stay with you. Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"I went. Bird Booth jumped out of the arms of the female man, its wings spread, it stared down, its dog eyes lit up, it began to scream: "The mother bird below, I am Bird Booth." I'm Birdbooth. I'm Birdbooth. Do you hear me, are you ready to lay the dog for me!"
"The Great Black Bird."
I want to throw up. The Great Eagle Heart Road. Its pointed beak is tied to its owner, and what it spits out can only be returned the way it came. I really want to die, so I want to kill my master before I die. Just kidding. The big black bird endured and endured, its wings were bare, and the feathers shot out and could not be recovered.
"I forgot to tell the dog who can only talk to people, our big black bird clan is hermaphroditic, and I don't need a male bird, I can lay eggs and hatch eggs alone. The big black bird said darkly.
Still want to throw up.
The neck shook and shook, and the big black bird rose to the sky.
Sacrificing the feathers on one of its wings, the Great Black Bird successfully swept away the red points of light that fell from the sky.
"Come on, dog!"
The big black bird said in his heart.
"Lay a dog for me!"
The same goes for and Birdbooth.
"Oh, no!"
Pernicus sprang up, jumped away, and leaped away from the great black bird. "Crazy, are you crazy!" scolded.
The Great Blackbird is not crazy, it just wants to vomit. Your croaking bird vomited. The big black bird raised its wings, and the evil wind swept up, whistling, and squirting towards the and bird booth.
"If it's me, I'll make you give birth to dog eggs in minutes. ”
and Birdbooth waved his legs, blasting out a gray wave of light.
Boom!
The black wind and gray waves of light burst into one place, like black water overflowing, breaking through the riverbank and devouring the creatures on the riverbank.
"Emperor of the Sad Wind, I feel the gentleness of the Emperor of the Sad Wind. ”
Bird Booth raised his head, and his eyes were confused. There seems to be a wisp of river shrimp descending, spreading on the's dog's head. "I'm a dog-hearted dog. ”
"Whew!"
Birdbooth screamed.
Bang!
The shadow of the dog is building, and the bird booth passes through the miasma, which is caused by the heart and moved by emotion. "Let's give birth to dogs!"
"Eagle, eagle!"
The Great Blackbird is furious!
Although it can't make a sound, the big black bird can dance its body and set off a monstrous wave of energy. For no other reason, the bird Booth is crawling on the back of the great blackbird.
The big black bird, which is known for its speed, can't help the dogs of female men.
The black flag is flattened, as if it is a small boat, and Jie Baini temporarily stands on top of the flag. It's not a long-term solution, "Without a big bird, everything is in vain." ”
Abruptly, Pernicus smiled.
"Do you really think I'm here alone? No, I'm not fighting alone. I'm good at drawing little yellow rabbits, but my best friend specializes in little yellow mosquitoes!
Pernicus knelt on a flat black flag. She bit the thumb of her left hand, and blood broke from her fingers. Press the seal, and the sister pernicus pressed the fingerprint on the flag.
The black flag, which was nothing, shone steeply, and the brilliant light expanded, and the harmonious air flow rolled out, and suddenly, a soft girl jumped out of the brilliant light.
The soft girl has been unsealed! She is sealed in a black flag. "That's her! She's my best friend, and people in the industry call her Zao Nimei. ”
Zao Ni Mei landed on the flat black flag, and she stood side by side with her best friend Sister Bai Ni.
Sister Bai Ni is good at little yellow rabbits, Zao Ni sister is good at small yellow mosquitoes, two yellow and one meet, but there are countless victories in the world.
Zao Nimei's style is very chic, especially her hairstyle, how to say it, full of red dates! Not only that, the printed short skirt worn by Zao Nimei is also red dates! The shirt on the upper body is also very individual, the sleeve on the left is wooden, and only the right side has a sleeve.
"My name is Zao Nimei. Best at small yellow mosquitoes. Zao Nimei introduced herself. She laughed heartlessly, and her head trembled with red dates.
Shangguan Xiaohong admires Zao Nimei very much. This girl is so tasteful and full of fashion sense! There are two red date steamed buns tucked under her shirt! The female man can see it at a glance. "It's rare to have very small milk. Look kind. Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"Huh?" Zao Nimei pretended not to hear what Shangguan Xiaohong was saying. She reached out and scratched her hair, hey, it was red dates.
"Firmament. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong patted the Aoi beast's head.
Call!
Aoi mon rushed forward. came to the front of Zao Ni Mei and Sister Bai Ni. They stood on banners.
"Sister Baini, Sister Zao. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong directly faced a pair of strange sisters.
"Female birds and beasts!"
"Female birds and beasts!"
Sister Bai Ni and Zao Ni said in unison.
"The little girl is not talented, it is the female bird that has the beast itself. I've seen two. Why are you in trouble with me at every turn? Why don't we find a place off the beaten track and have a quiet conversation. ”
"Why go to a place where birds don't take off their droppings?"
"Do you want to destroy our existence?"
Sister Bai Ni and Zao Ni asked again.
Shangguan Xiaohong held a brick-shaped contract stone in his left hand and a sword in his right hand.
"The female man sub system, call out the female man concentration of the jujube girl. Shangguan Xiaohong directly ordered the female man system.
Ding, the female man responded to Shangguan Xiaohong.
"Name, Zao Nimei, Gender, Female. Charm 2.2, female man concentration 0.4. In conclusion, Zao Nimei is a normal girl who is quite attractive. ”
"Just sauce purple?"
"Yes. ”
"Wipe the female system, are you there again, I'll start brushing. Is it normal, where is the jujube girl normal! A normal girl is curling her hair with big red dates! Full of red dates, red dates!"
Shangguan Xiaohong couldn't help but complain about the female man system.
The female subsystem is still so calm.
The electronic sound has no ups and downs.
"Parasite, egg, egg. The white egg I gave you will soon hatch. You'll get a very obedient follower. ”
"Ah, you said the egg?"
Shangguan Xiaohong almost forgot the white egg, and there was a dark man T in the egg. He was engulfed in two halves of an eggshell. The famous medicine beauty of Shengjing in Tang La took the white egg from Xiaohong. Shangguan Xiaohong borrowed the temperature of the medicine beauty to hatch the white egg.
It's going to hatch, that egg, quest reward.
Not looking forward to it at all. White eggs.
Shangguan Xiaohong severed the connection with the female subsystem. She talked directly with the female man's system, and Sister Baini and Zao Nimei couldn't know the content of the conversation between Xiaohong and the female man. They were only "women and beasts" and suddenly fell silent.
"Female birds and beasts, what are you doing, why don't you speak!" Sister Bai Ni stretched out her hand and waved it in front of Shangguan Xiaohong's eyes, Xiao Hong did not say that the brick in the female man's left hand is not vegetarian, if Sister Bai Ni is not good for Xiao Hong, shoot down a brick, and then cut her with a sword.
Jujube Ni Mei Wen Si Ru O Bang, an excellent little yellow mosquito was born in her little head, and her head full of red dates became more and more full of personality. In the depths of love, Zao Nimei picked a big red jujube from her head, stuffed it into her mouth, chewed it and swallowed it. Don't worry about hygiene, the jujube is a green pollution-free food, which has passed the food safety certification of Tanglaguo.
It takes a lot of brains to conceive a wonderful little yellow mosquito, and I don't know how many brain cells there are.
Suddenly, Shangguan Xiaohong moved.
She raised the red thin sword, the thin sword hung above Xiao Hong, and the blade of the sword was only to Zao Nimei.
Zao Ni Mei Zao Ni Mei, what kind of opportunities will today's Zao Ni Mei have. The soft girl still had a jujube in her mouth, and she already felt that the red thin sword was ready to strike. I can't eat the dates, and the little yellow mosquito has collapsed, and it is difficult to make an article. The heart is congested, and the jujube sister is happy.
She bit down on the red date in her mouth. After swallowing, the soft girl said: "Female birds have beasts, and you have more reason to decide." Don't let people urge you to change, and don't let your loyal fans bring your image into the little yellow rabbit and the little yellow mosquito, is there any mistake. How can you get the best way in the world, and you can't live up to the writer and the ......"
When it was, the female man slapped it with a brick.
At the same time, Pernicus burst out and clapped her hands at the brick. "Female birds and beasts, don't be obsessed with it! ”
Disheveled!
The black tide of light rushed and surged in all directions. The brick of the female man (the indented ashlar) is slapped on the right palm of the sister. "Qualified!" Sister Pernicus's right palm gathers the air flow below and gathers it in the palm of her hand, "Sister is empathetic, and she is even better at understanding people's clothes." Drink!" said Pernicus.
The whistling palm exploded in rage, bounced off the bricks of the female man. Before she came out, the female man grabbed the contract ashlar and leaned back slightly.
The figure flickered, jumped up in the air, the female man jumped away from the Aoi beast, she also jumped on the flat black flag, both hands out, left hand holding the brick, and slapped at the sister Baini again, almost at the same time, the female man's right hand grabbed the upper body of the jujube girl. The key place to take care of is the red date steamed bun under the clothes of Zao Nimei.
"Girl, you don't have big breasts, so don't make up for it. I'll help you get free. ”
Disheveled!
The brick in the woman's left hand slammed into Pernicus's fist. Sister Pernicus withdrew backwards, her right foot paused on the ground, and Fang Fu stopped.
And the woman's right hand ghostly went in and out. However, when it came out, Xiaohong had an extra steamed bun in her hand, and there was a red date inlaid in the steamed bun. Red date steamed buns. "Wow. The woman said.
Zao Nimei was shocked to find that the clothes on one side were shriveled down. "Female birds and beasts, what have you done to me!"
Jun Bu Wen soft girl angrily offered a kitchen knife, no matter where you are evil, a knife cut you.
Zao Nimei's cold eyes froze, the tsunami of her life moved, and the red sea surface churned, rolling up waves dozens of meters high. On the ground, a red light split the sea water and shot upward.
While!
A red jujube rushed out of the sea of life of Zao Nimei, causing bursts of knife roars and a long roar.
Obviously, the red dates that came out were even more bright red. Zao Nimei pinched the jujube. "Female birds have beasts!" said Zao Nimei. The jujube she was holding suddenly changed shape, no longer in the posture of a red jujube, but a knife with a bright red blade.
"The name of this knife is Auntie Knife. Zao Nimei said with a glance.
"I wiped it, Zao Nimei actually took out her aunt's knife!" Sister Bai Ni mused.
She has a good relationship with Zao Nimei, and I have also heard her talk about the origin of her aunt's knife, and according to legend, her aunt's knife and the withered tong sword are all from the hands of the sword-casting master. The whereabouts of the withered tung sword are unknown, and the jujube sister met by fate, and occasionally got the aunt's knife, and the aunt's knife turned into jujube and came out of her sea of life.
As soon as the aunt's knife came out, Zao Nimei's tearing intent rose rapidly. Sister Baini is a little jealous of the jujube sister. "She's going to play big. Anyway, where is my big black bird, isn't it fighting with the flying dog, how can I not see the bird when I am fighting and fighting? Pernicus looked around, but there was no big black bird or.
"The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. ”
Sister Perni sighed.
Brush, brush, brush.
Zao Nimei slashed out three times. One knife is faster than the other, and the light knife that is two feet long slashes towards the female man Shangguan Xiaohong.
Little Red jumped back and stood on the head of the Aoi beast again.
"Auntie's knife?"
It's so familiar with the name of the knife, I seem to have heard of it somewhere, Shangguan Xiaohong thought to herself. I can't remember it for a while.
Shangguan Qing collected the ancient sword withered tung. The middle-aged man had mentioned his aunt's sword in front of his daughter, and he was also a master swordsmith.
With their fingers together, they slashed down with the red thin sword that hung above her head. Hundreds of points of red light burst out.
Three light knives came suddenly, colliding with hundreds of red light dramas. Ding ding dong, as if a storm was coming, and the fine sand brushed through the boulders, piercing it and causing a thousand holes.
The three light knives were scattered and cracked.
Sister Baini rode the black banner that was spread out flat, and flew to the ground, galloping towards the Aoi Beast.
"Ahh
The Aoi beast shook its head and tail, not afraid of Sister Bai Ni and Zao Ni sister.
One hand, one hand stretched out from Shangguan Xiaohong's belly, if it was real, it was not real and weird. The hand waved at Sister Bai Ni and Zao Ni Mei, as if to say hello. It's Yutong's hand, a fake hand on people, condensed into water vapor, and it's just sticking to Xiaohong's skin. But it's scary enough.
The sea of life of Zao Nimei is rolling, and thousands of water columns are stirred up high, which is magnificent. "This is!" Zao Nimei's heart flickered. Separate the mind and look inwardly at her sea of life. If the sea is boiling, the waves are rolling, and the bubbles are floating and bursting, appearing one after another.
Nian Zhi returned, Zao Nimei's right arm stretched, brushing, and two wisps of red light spiraled out of her arm, wrapping around her aunt's knife.
The arm and the aunt's knife are as one.
"Female birds and beasts, you don't let me write about your little yellow mosquito, and you make a strange hand to scare me. Take out the sin of my red date steamed buns, can you bear it? ”
The blade bloomed, and the red tide swept up, wrapping around the aunt's knife. Zao Nimei just wants to have a fight with the female poultry and beasts. The right arm was raised, and the aunt's knife was raised. Poof! A gaudy tearing gas machine was released, and it exploded and rolled towards the female man.
"Helpless. ”
The female man grabbed it and held the thin sword. The red is poignant.
Zao Nimei's aunt's knife is also red.
"Auntie knife!"
Shangguan Xiaohong's horizontal sword on his chest, slashed flat.
The red water generally pushed away and washed the sky. The tearing qi machine released by Zao Nimei came mightily, and the red river of light cut out by Shangguan Xiaohongping collided and exploded. Boom! The light chips exploded, and the energy vortex exploded.
"Master, I'm back bird. ”
It's, birdbus, is back.
"Oh, where's my big blackbird?" exclaimed Pernicus. She only saw the dog that could talk to people, but she didn't see where the eagle was. The Great Blackbird is still her pet, and the contractual connection between her and it still exists, indicating that the bird is alive and not dead.
Although it was not necessary, the female man still asked. ", what did you do to the big black bird of Nicolaus......"
Don't say what you don't want to say, it's rotting in your stomach.
and Bird Booth look hey, hey, hey. It said, "I'm not mature yet, I can't do anything to it, I can still do it with scratching my boots or something." Master, you know, the master of the Great Blackbird, you know too. ”
"-" Shangguan Xiaohong.
"Sister Pernicus."
Hey, what did the dog do to that bird.
"The sound is like gnats. Watch my little yellow mosquito attack. ”
Zao Nimei slashed again, and suddenly, a pale yellow column of air flashed, buzzing, as if thousands of mosquitoes gathered together, and the momentum was amazing.
Bang!
The pale yellow air column burst and exploded, turning into thousands of yellow mosquitoes, which came out in dense clusters and swooped down on Shangguan Xiaohong,, and Bird Booth.
The hand that came out of Shangguan Xiaohong's body, the fingers were changed repeatedly, making people dizzy but unable to take their eyes off. The blue waves swelled up, turned into waterfalls, and washed towards the thousands of yellow mosquitoes.
"Xiaohong, you are so calm. ”
Yutong in the picture of the beauty of the country said.
"I want to go out, I don't want to stay inside. ”
Saya Takajo also spoke.
"Go out, where do you want to go, you are the first beauty to settle in the beauty map of the country, I am optimistic about you." ”
"Queen, you better let me go, or let Senior Sister Poison Island change with me, she is the second beauty! Go and discover the feeling of freshness!"
"Am I a woman who likes the new and hates the old?"
"Isn't it?"
"Seems to be!"
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Shangguan Xiaohong and Saya Gaocheng were silent. The will of the beauty of the country is in the form of Yutong, she is looking for a lot of parasites, and it is enough to be flowery.
The picture of the beauty of the country is not complete, it is a residual picture. The lethality is very heavy, she and Shangguan Xiaohong agreed with each other, with Xiaohong as the main and the residual picture as the secondary.
Thousands of yellow mosquitoes scurry around the turquoise waterfall. Aunt's knife swallowed the air flow around her, stirring up the wind and clouds.
"Female birds have beasts. I'm going to cut off the hand that came out of your body. ”
Zao Nimei said.
"Sister Zao, you are persistent. Come on, let me take out another red date steamed bun under your clothes. We sincerely want to see you. If you can, please join the Poor Alliance. I'm the leader of the alliance. Shangguan Xiaohong looked directly at Zao Nimei.