The traverser Ren Xiaobai was sitting on the grass at this time, he looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and his face was covered with fifty catties of faint sorrow......

"The Great Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva,"

"If you come to the Buddha, the queen mother,"

"Taishang Laojun, Seven Fairies,"

"Jesus God, Allah Allah......"

Ren Xiaobai counted the gods he knew, and then he raised his arms and shouted,

"Please, change the system for me!"

"It's really not good, it's okay to change to an old man."

"I'm just- I can't take it anymore—"

"Boom!" As if in response, a thunderclap struck in the distance, and a light rain began to fall in the sky.

Ren Xiaobai withdrew his arm, and he looked at the open space in front of him with a bitter face.

Sure enough, a translucent screen appeared in front of his eyes.

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the quest: the little girl who stepped on the mushroom."

"Mission Statement: No life is complete without rain. Walking through the forest in such a drizzly mood is a great opportunity for the host to improve his artistic sense. ”

"Requirements: Become a little girl picking mushrooms (0/30), time limit: 3 hours"

"Reward: Artistic +1;"

"Penalty for failure: 1 minute electric shock."

Ren Xiaobai thought of the pain he felt when he was electrocuted after he deliberately failed his mission...... Sensation.

Why are you still looking forward to it?

Ahem, just kidding, the system's electric shock is no joke, it won't make you happy.

Ren Xiaobai immediately accepted the task, he stood up and ran to the nearby forest.

"The system warmly reminds the host to carefully study the task requirements, and if it does not meet the standard, it will be regarded as a task failure!"

Ren Xiaobai felt a little inexplicable, isn't it just stepping on mushrooms in the rain, although it is a bit two, but no one sees it, it should be fine.

Wait a minute?

"Mushroom-stepping girl?"

"Dog's system, you can electrocute me!! Women's clothing is impossible for women's clothing, not in this life! ”

......

The reality is often cruel, when Ren Xiaobai stepped on mushrooms in the forest in his skirt, he regretted it more than once, he shouldn't have asked for this system in the first place......

Ren Xiaobai in his previous life didn't mix well, and he remembered that he had worked hard to get a Sangona. As a result, on the first time I hit the road, a taxi with a speed of 120 yards per hour came from the side.

And then?

And then there was no then.

When Ren Xiaobai became conscious again, he found that a pair of fleshy little hands appeared in front of him, and there was a rickety world.

Here it is...... Pram?

Ren Xiaobai found that he couldn't control this body, and the little guy swayed from side to side, as if he had just learned to walk.

Hey? This body looks like it's going to fall.

To fall in the direction of the ......

Wait a minute?

What's on the diaper?

It's curry, right?

It's a curry bar!!

"Poof—"

Flesh's face was moist at the moment.

Ren Xiaobai felt that he could control his body, but he wanted to die again......

"Drop - the detection system is on!"

A mechanical sound sounded from Ren Xiaobai's ears, he wiped his face and looked around suspiciously.

"The scanning of the human body is in line with the fundamental principles of the Traveler Norms Act; Scanned mental health, in line with the basic principles of the System Allocation Rules; Scanned to the behavior pattern, in line with the system's master selection criteria. ”

"The system is starting to bind, please don't move the host."

Hahaha, it's the system.

Ren Xiaobai suddenly realized that he, who had received nine years of compulsory education, of course understood that he had crossed over.

And now! I am about to have it, and I am the standard configuration of the traverser - the system.

So, Ren Xiaobai didn't appreciate the complicated binding process just now, he lay down and shouted in his heart, "Come on!" My system. ”

......

Ren Xiaobai now thinks of the ignorant, cute and ignorant self at the beginning, and he wants to give his brain a ruthless blow.

It's really deep through the routine......

Isn't this bullying him for being inexperienced, Ren Xiaobai wants to cry without tears.

I think of my sad childhood......

When he was three years old, he was told to put his rice bowl in the face of his father......

As a result, his little ass was red and swollen for a week.

When he was five years old, he was asked to tie two of his classmate's shoes together and tie them into a dead knot.

The classmate was found by the teacher after jumping for a while, and as a result, Ren Xiaobai was punished for standing for a noon, and the other children slept soundly.

When he was seven years old, hehe, seven years old was not bad, and the system asked him to lift the skirt of a female classmate.

Outcome...... I got a shampoo from that female classmate.

Hey, hey, hey.

Ren Xiaobai retracted his flying thoughts and stepped on the last mushroom.

"Congratulations to the host, complete the quest, get the attribute: Art +1"

Ren Xiaobai didn't care about this, he looked around weakly, took out the coat prepared in advance in his backpack, put it on his body, and hurriedly walked back.

Back at the farmhouse, the three friends who came out to play with Ren Xiaobai were playing with other tourists.

Ren Xiaobai ignored them, and in order to prevent them from seeing the shameful clothes he was wearing, he lowered his head and took two steps back to the room.

Take a bath and let Xiaobai lie comfortably on the bed.

The clothes he had just worn had been destroyed by him.

As for where the clothes came from?

Do you think he'll tell you...... There are no clothing stores in this village, but are there adult stores?

It's all tears......

Ren Xiaobai wiped his head, and he whispered in his heart, "System, open the property panel." ”

......

The system is not responding.

Ren Xiaobai fiercely suppressed the anger in his heart,

Ever since he watched a cartoon when he was a kid, the mantra of the summoning system panel has become-

"Balala energy, system system, now!"

A translucent holographic screen appeared in front of Ren Xiaobai's eyes.

The naked holographic portrait of Ren Xiaobai on the left is slowly rotating, and the attributes in the middle are lined up with Ren Xiaobai's data at this time.

Host: Ren Xiaobai

Gender: Male

Age: 18 years old

Love History: None (Note: I was kissed by a girl in the first grade of elementary school)

Looks: Unremarkable

Specialty: Legs

Intelligence: 82

Health: 91

Sense of humor: 34

Artistic: 23

Character: 79

Favor of the system: -9999 (Note: Host, you're a bit dangerous like this)

Monthly Chinese score: 89

Monthly math score: 101

Monthly English Score: .......

system, you're enough.

Ren Xiaobai felt that he was full of complaints, and what did it mean to hang my last monthly exam results on the panel???

Forget it, Ren Xiaobai took a deep breath, and he silently thought in his heart:

Don't be angry, don't be angry, no one will replace you when you get angry, the angry system will be proud, and after being proud, you will be, calmly ignore the true meaning, let's treat it as a P.

Whew, after reading it three hundred times, Ren Xiaobai felt much better.

He pretended not to see the bold English scores, and turned his head to look at the slightly weirdly colored red data on the right side of the panel.

[Danger warning! 】

The world is about to change dramatically, countdown: 9 days, 17 hours, 26 minutes, 3 seconds;

Occurrence probability: 99%;

Host prepared!!

Darkness is coming.