When I got home, the Mid-Autumn Festival had passed, and there were only a few days left before the National Day, and the peaceful life had finally settled down.

It's still very hot in western Guangdong, and I wear big shorts and undershirts every day to accompany the brown sugar girl with the children. Until the National Day holiday, I wanted the family to go to the nearby Hailing Island to have a while, but it was very inconvenient to take a car.

I heard that there will be a lot of people on Hailing Island during the National Day, so I canceled the plan.

Jiang Ming called and said, "Director Wu is back, I have booked a room at the bar, you hurry up and drink." "Director Wu? Fatso?

I rushed to the bar, and sure enough, it was fat. Since the fat man became the deputy director, he has brought his own official authority and exudes a majesty. But I didn't dare to pretend in front of us, and I was hippie smiling when I saw it.

The bar was dark, with soft music and plenty of cans of cold beer and snacks on the coffee table. I asked Jiang Ming, "Just us?" What about your Blue Moon, Xiaohua, and Serafina? ”

He said: "Blue Moon and Xiaohua are at home, Serafina is ......." Before he could finish speaking, there was a knock on the toilet door, and a tall blonde beauty walked out. bluffed me into a daze, Jiang Ming really soaked in others?

As soon as Serapina came out, she picked up a can of beer and sat down next to me and said, "Brother Heng, you are late, you will be fined a can." "The accent was so heavy that it almost made me laugh.

After a can of beer with Serafina, she kissed Jiang Ming with satisfaction, and then ordered a song to sing. This foreigner is really open!

The fat man lifted the beer, and I quickly opened another can and said, "Wu Ju, I toast you!" ”

The fat man sighed and said, "What's it called, Wu Bureau!" If you hadn't saved me, I'd still be nibbling on bread in Afghanistan right now! ”

"If it's a brother, don't say you can't save it. I also have something at home, and the children and adults all have colds and fevers, so I didn't go with you, otherwise how could I let you eat flatbread! Besides, you are now in power, and if you lose your horse, you don't know if it's a blessing! "I think it's good for a fat man to be the deputy director of a city bureau. Because he was imprisoned for more than ten days, he was withdrawn.

The fat man touched me and it was dry. Then the can was pinched, and the "clang" was still on the table. He said that he wanted to apply for Xiaoxia to be admitted to the Investigation Bureau, but this husband and wife file didn't know whether it was approved or not.

Jiang Ming said that it was okay, whoever dared to stop him would get him. Jiang Ming doesn't seem to have anyone to be afraid of now, and his tone is very loud. He picked up a can of beer, and I him too.

Jiang Ming's master quit the investigation bureau in Yichun and was hired back as a consultant. Then the position was given to Jiang Ming. His master is now busy with apprentices in Gesoshan Mountain!

I smiled and said, "Jiang Ju! The fat man is also the deputy director, when will I get a director? ”

"As long as you want, the county bureau can pick at will, and the city bureau will be more troublesome, but the deputy director of the city bureau should have no problem." Jiang Ming patted his chest and said.

The county bureau of investigation is generally a director with four clerks. And there are very few full staff, most of them are a bare-bones commander, and it's good to have two clerks below. This is a Qingshui Yamen, and there is nothing to do except go to and from work.

At work, I also read a cup of tea and a cigarette, and a newspaper for a long time. If you put a phone at the door, you don't even have to go to work for a month, so you can go as much as you like.

The Municipal Investigation Bureau is a director, a deputy director, and eight clerks, and it is rarely full. It is common for a bureau chief to have three or two clerks under him. The city bureau leaves a clerk on duty, and everything else can go to develop a second career.

The deputy provincial-level municipal bureaus are different, they often have to go out on tasks, so one director, two deputy directors of business, in addition to clerks, there are also action teams. Because the sub-provincial municipal bureau is often next to the provincial bureau, or even two sets of teams in one group.

Of course, I have no interest in being an official, and I am just joking with Jiang Ming. He has his Pavilion Soap Sect to develop, and taking the official career is a shortcut. Fat people also have their own sects, and being a monk is also the best choice.

And I, a scattered person, helpless, and if I really enter the unit, I will be excluded, and that is not the way I want to go at all.

After Jiang Ming and I finished, I asked, "What's the matter with you and Serapina?" ”

He said, "I like it, I can't help it!" The first time I saw her, I felt a heartbeat, and this feeling went straight to the soul. When I go home tonight, I have to do the work of two good wives! ”

This is a brother's private feelings, I can't say anything, just like it anyway. Then the fat man held up his beer and said, "Come!" Cheers, everyone! Cheers to the fish that slipped through the net of quality education! ”

I squirted beer out with a "poof" next to me. Haha, isn't that what Jiang Ming is talking about? Want to make me laugh out of internal injuries?

Jiang Ming laughed, and also raised his beer and said to me, "Thank you Daheng for your two slaps." Serapina, who was singing an English song next to her, looked back and saw that she might have heard something. But I don't understand Huaxia very well.

I slapped Serafina twice in the country, I actually did it on purpose. The woman my brother likes, I'll be a wicked person, so that it will happen quickly. If there is no contrast, there is no harm!

The fat man took a sip of beer and said: "The 'four joys' of life are 'long drought and sweet rain, and you meet old acquaintances in other places; The cave room spends candle night, when the gold list is inscribed. "Jiang Ming, you have two wives, and now you have another big Yanma, can you afford it?" ”

Jiang Ming giggled when he heard it. The fat man said: "In fact, there are 'four major incense' among the people, have you heard of it?" ”

"The four incense? Haven't heard of it! I've heard of spiced meat, dog meat! Jiang Ming said with a smile.

"This folk 'four incense' is to open river fish, lay laying hens, return to the cage, and the second wife!" The fat man stopped talking after speaking. We all asked him to explain, but he had never heard of it, and he always wanted to find out.

The fat man said that each of you should drink a can, and I will tell you. Then Jiang Ming and I drank another can.

"I'm sure you've never heard of 'Kaijiang Fish', have you?" In the middle of April every year, the ice and snow melt, and the ice in the river gradually thawed, and the ice discharged on the river surface flowed downstream, which is the Kaijiang. ”

"Kaijiang fish is the fish caught at this time. After a long winter, these fish lose all the fat in their bodies, and the meat is firm and delicious. If you eat it at this time, it will be fragrant and unforgettable. ”

We all nodded, there are a lot of fish in western Guangdong, and we eat them almost every day, so we don't feel it deeply.

"The laying hen is an old hen that is more than a year old. This chicken is old enough to lay eggs and hatch chicks. This old hen stew on the ground is delicious, nutritious, and can improve the body's immunity. ”

"Old hens are very common nowadays, but in ancient times, old hens that could lay eggs were treasures. The eggs can not only be eaten by themselves, but also sold for money. Generally, in ancient times, laying hens would not be killed casually. ”

This is also common, if you want to eat, you can go to the market to buy an egg-laying hen to eat, it's nothing. However, in the eighties, it was true that laying hens were rarely killed.

"Back to the cage, there is a saying that 'the most fragrant but back to the cage sleep', stay up late at night, wake up in the morning, and then go back to sleep, you can sleep until dark. This is something that the ancient working people could not have imagined. ”

Sleep! At home on vacation, you can sleep whenever you want. But the ancients were really pitiful enough to work every day.

"Second wife! It's the little wife. In ancient times, there was no monogamy, and a rich man could have 'three wives and four concubines', this little wife! They are all young and beautiful like flowers, so compared to the original match, it is naturally a good little wife. ”

"However, those who can have 'three wives and four concubines' were all high-ranking officials and nobles in ancient times. It is difficult for ordinary working people to marry a wife, let alone marry a young wife. I don't have this blessing. So these are the four major incense summed up by the folk. ”

When the fat man finished speaking, he looked at me. I said, "I'm not a second wife!" After speaking, I secretly pointed at Jiang Ming.

Jiang Ming said, "What are you doing with me? I'll marry two of them at once, and it's not a second-room wife, it's both a one-room wife. ”

"Hah! Ha! Ha! Ha! The fat man and I both burst out laughing. Serapina looked over and asked us what we were laughing at.

There are so many fat people in Balabala, in fact, they are referring to Serafina. Now it is enough for Jiang Ming to have a headache, how to deal with this relationship, he can only rely on himself.

"By the way, Jiang Ming, what happened to the results of the two scientists?" I didn't follow this matter, so I had to ask Jiang Ming about it.

"Serafina, she's not one of the ten scientists, she's a doctoral student in the United States, and this time she's collecting materials with her supervisor, so it's none of her business. But she doesn't want to go back to the United States now, and the country doesn't have good arrangements for her for the time being. Just let her play for a few years. ”

"The other Brans, one is an expert in embryology, the other is an expert in genetics. They are all willing to stay, and the state has other arrangements. ”

"Yimu went to study, you know, in two years I will return to serve in the National Salvation Army. Kurban has raised a battalion of the National Salvation Army in Afghanistan, which is now fully equipped and occupies a large territory. Including the mosquito forest we walked through. ”

"Now we don't have to worry about what happens over there, we have a good way, and the state will send someone to follow up." Jiang Ming said what he knew in one breath.

I'm also listening, anyway, I'm not a person with big ambitions, my wife and children have a hot kang head, and there is no shortage of money for the time being, so I don't seem to have any pursuits.

"Daheng, you have to buy a trolley!" The fat man said.

"Why buy a car? If you go out on a mission, you leave it at home. "I have a driver's license, but I don't have much enthusiasm for buying a car.

"You have a big family, and it's inconvenient to have a car. Just in your brother-in-law's car? He is also a member of the family. How can one car be enough? The fat man continued.

He was right, I didn't have a car before, but I bought one, and now that the family is bigger, it's really not enough.

"So what kind of car do you say is good to buy? More than 200,000 don't talk about it. "There is a trolley at home, and it will be much more convenient to travel.

"Just buy a cheetah! 168,000, even 180,000 households, this car is convenient to go anywhere. "Jiang Ming knows more about cars, so listen to him!

After drinking, we made an appointment to wait downstairs the next day and take a car to Jiangmen City to see the car.

After returning home, I told Brown Sugar that I wanted to buy a car, my brother-in-law's car was too small, he was also a family, and we had a large population. Brown Sugar Girl said buy it! It is much more convenient to have a car, but if you travel a lot, the car will break if you don't drive.

When my sister heard that I was going to buy a car, she said that it was good to buy a car, and she also contributed a share of the money. I said no, I have my own money. Sister, why don't I invest another 500,000 yuan in my brother-in-law's store and let him open the store bigger, so that he can make more money.

Sister smiled bitterly and said, I have taken so much money from you, how dare I let you invest? I said it's okay, I will earn the money, this time I will invest 500,000 first. When my brother-in-law earns money, he will gradually give me the principal.

Then I called my brother-in-law and asked him to come over for a while. After my brother-in-law came over, I asked what was the matter, and I said that I would invest 500,000 yuan to open a clothing store for you. He was very happy, so I gave the bank card and he went to pick it up himself.

The next day was the National Day holiday, and I got on the bus to Jiangmen with the fat man and Jiang Ming. At that time, Jiangmen and Guangzhou sold more cars. Jiangmen is close to us, so we went to Jiangmen to see the car.

Find a shop that sells cheetahs, and there are many people in the National Day promotion. Jiang Ming and the sales lady blew violently there, spitting all over people's faces. He sat in the highest-priced car, and kept haggling there, and his mouth was dry.

The fat man and I looked at him coldly, we didn't know what he meant, and the sales lady was not pretty.

In the end, I finally got three highest-spec, dark green cheetah off-road vehicles. I thought I was the only one to buy the car, but it turned out that they also bought it. At first, I thought they would accompany me to buy a car, which was very moving, but it turned out that they were a group to bargain?

After paying the money and taking the **, I went to fill up the gas, and then the three cars drove slowly, all the way home. It's a holiday now, and you can't get on the cards until after the holiday.

The new car is really easy to drive, but there is a strong smell of plastic in it. When you get home, remove all the clear plastic, open the four doors, and lower the windows to get rid of the smell.

The family came to watch, and the three children wanted to go up and sit when they saw it, but the smell of formaldehyde was still forgotten. I have a car, so I want to drive it and have some fun. Then on the last day of the National Day, I went to Hailing Island with my brother-in-law's family to play.

It's really convenient to have a car, I didn't feel like I didn't have a car before, but now in the suburbs of the county, I can go wherever I want. The air conditioning of the car was also cold and it was comfortable to sit in. After the card is played, I go to the scenic spots in the suburbs for a week, and it is really fun for the family to go. I played like this until the New Year, and then I put my heart away.

There was no mission, and I was still very happy this year. I tease the baby at home every day, and the three children have a lot of fun. The older two are already able to walk.

After the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Brown Sugar Mei packed my luggage, and she said, "Daheng, it's time for you to go to Tibet!" ”