Chapter 367: Call Grandpa to save you

The ghost dolls tell stories one after another, that is, they are not afraid to see Nian Fu, thinking that this kid is really incurable, he is not afraid of anything, he has thought about it so much, he is not afraid at all, this is really there, it is really okay to have the courage like him, but he doesn't know that he has been dealing with ghosts in this place with his grandfather since he was a child, where is he afraid of him!

Nian Fu said: "You ghost cub, why don't you hurry up and help find the exit, then which pit is so empty and so big, seeing that you are about to trap people in it, it really stinks, I have never suffered such a big sin in my life!" ”

The ghost doll smiled: "You kid looks scared, if you don't want to be afraid, why don't you let me talk about it, I won't help you, I'll continue to talk, I don't believe that in this case, no one can afford to drink Ma Hei, I don't believe that you are not afraid of ghosts, I haven't seen him go, and then you also said that there is an onmyoji or a Taoist priest, I have seen it all over, the cemetery, as soon as I appeared, he was not so scared that he peed his pants!" ”

Nian Fu said: "Because you ghost cub said that it seems that I can't kill you, if you feel unwilling, you can continue to speak, I think you can still tell a flower." ”

The ghost doll smiled: "Hahaha, of course I have to continue to speak, I have to give a big lecture, I want to talk until you are so scared that your ass is urinating, kneel down and beg me, I will save you, otherwise you want to get out of this pit!" ”

Nian Fu smiled: "Hahaha, then you can talk about it casually, if you don't fall asleep, if you don't stink to death, you can grow up, talk about drying your saliva, drinking two mouthfuls of urine should always be able to dispel your desire to tell a story!" ”

The ghost doll smiled: "Hahaha, you are wrong, I can't dispel this desire all at once, I keep saying what I want to say, how can I dispel it, hahaha, you have to bear it, you have to bear it, you have to bear it if you can't stand it." ”

Nian Fu said: "I have never seen you such a perverted pervert in my life, you are really perverted in this paragraph!" If you don't want to go out in the big thatched pit, you won't stink, then I'll follow you here to smell the smell of in the thatched pit, don't you think it's particularly enjoyable! ”

The ghost doll smiled: "Hehe, don't talk about it, those ghosts, how can there be anything stinky or not, of course, if there is anything more than qigong, I don't bird you at all, many ghosts don't die in the toilet, I want to eat two bites of dung when I see it, what's the way to this environment, you can adapt to it, anyway, I don't care, I just want to see how long you can get away with this kid?" I want to see when you kid can stop calling me a ghost cub to tell me to talk to me well, call me grandpa, I will be merciful for the face of your grandfather and grandfather, and I will be more respectful to me, I'll save you hahaha, how about it? Otherwise, you plan to stay in this pit for the rest of your life, this pit is really big enough, anyway, you can't die, wait for the second day, the master finds out that you estimate that you have to stink to death, if he is said to have been out of the family for all these years, this is carried by the ghost sedan chair, thrown into the toilet to die, you say how ridiculous this thing is, hahaha......"

The ghost doll continued, "One day they met God while they were shopping! They said to God that they had all died miserably, and they wanted to let them go to heaven! God reluctantly said that there were so many occupants of heaven that it was full. But now there is still a spot! Say, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven! So, the first ghost began to speak......

I was a cleaner when I was alive. It's hard work! From morning to night!

One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building! It's the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hangs outside!

On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! I'm going to die! But survival instincts keep me scratching unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, on the 13th floor. I thought, saved! So I wanted to climb up after I had recovered my strength! Suddenly, someone grabbed my hand, and I fell down again! I thought, I'm really done now!

However, my life should not be decided, there is a tent under me to catch me, I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life! I want to wait for the strength to go down. Unbeknownst to me, a refrigerator fell from above and smashed me to death! The second ghost said...... I was a clerk when I was alive. Everything is fine, I have a wife and it's beautiful. Great figure! But it's a bit watery. I have a slight heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and her clothes disheveled. There must be adulterers. So I searched all over the house, in the kitchen, in the toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand. I thought, 13th floor! Look at the fall that doesn't kill you!

As a result, when I looked, I didn't die! Caught in the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally stoned him to death! I was so happy! Laughing out loud. Who knew that the heart muscle was so choked with laughter that he died laughing!

The third ghost said...... I was a thug when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house and hung out! Just finished running errands, her husband suddenly returned! I've got to find a place to hide. So I searched for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator down from the 13th floor! I just fell to death with a refrigerator!

The ghost doll kept talking: "Chu Yangxiang went to the countryside to visit the door, and when he was chatting with his relatives, his relatives told him that there are ghosts in the toilets here, but if you don't accept ghost things, ghosts won't hurt you." may be the reason for the lack of adaptation, and at night, Chu Yangxiang's stomach hurts terribly. There was really no way, Chu Yangxiang had no choice but to go to the toilet with fear.

As soon as Chu Yangxiang squatted down, he heard the voice of the ghost: "Do you want red tissue paper or white paper paper?" Chu Yangxiang knew that he couldn't accept ghost things, so he replied, "I've always used newspapers." It seems that Chu Yangxiang has dysentery, and after a while, Chu Yangxiang ran to the toilet again, but this time, he was no longer afraid. When the ghost saw Chu Yang backwards, he stretched out his hand again and said, "Do you want "Youth Daily" or "Central Daily"?" "I've always used sports newspapers." At night, Chu Yang went to the toilet for the third time. "Youth Sports or Central Sports?" The ghost asked. “...... I...... I just want to pee. ”

Nian Fu smiled: "Hahahaha......"