Chapter 170: This Thing Looks So Delicious

"Dean, what's wrong with you?"

Turning over the window and falling in front of Dean Kong, Zhou Yi looked at Dean Kong's injuries, his face was full of curiosity.

This injury doesn't seem to be light!

Could it be the legendary domestic violence?

However, I heard that Dean Kong seems to be a single dog who can't find a wife, where can he be violent?

That...

Could it be that this guy has been in love with Sister Meng for hundreds of years, and he finally couldn't help but confess last night, but he lost control of his emotions after being rejected...

Then, he was hammered by Sister Meng?

After thinking about it, I felt that it was a bit unlikely.

Meng Ke's temperament doesn't look like such a ruthless person, even if this guy is really out of control, Sister Meng probably just gave him a click, so he won't be beaten like this!

So, what is the truth?

Why did our venerable and respected old Yin Bikong end up like this?

Could it be that there are too many people in the pit, so they have finally suffered retribution?

Dean Kong turned his head and saw that Zhou Yi looked concerned, but his eyes were full of gossip, and he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

Why does he always feel that he is gloating when he looks very concerned?

"Ahem~"

Coughed lightly twice, with a straight face, "It's Teacher Zhou, it's nothing."

I had something wrong with my cultivation last night, and I accidentally got a little injured, and I'll be fine in two days. ”

Zhou Yi glanced at a circular mark on the left side of his face that was missing, although the quaint lines left on the mark made him feel a little familiar, and he was very curious about how Dean Kong had cultivated his face like this after his practice went out of control.

But seeing that Dean Kong seemed to be in a bad mood, Zhou Yi finally wisely chose to suppress his curiosity and did not ask the words.

"Then Dean, you have to be careful when you practice again, it's okay if there is a problem with your arms and legs, if you want to be permanently disfigured, it will be troublesome.

After all, it's not easy to get a wife like you, dean, in case you have to be disfigured again..."

The corners of Dean Kong's mouth twitched.

What's wrong with him like this?

Is he bad-looking?

Does he look like he can't get a wife?

Is he the kind of person who can't get a wife?

Is he the kind of person who wants to eat by his face?

Continuously asking himself in his heart, Dean Kong finally smiled helplessly.

All right

He is!

However, what's wrong with his bad looks?

Don't you look good and eat your rice?

What's holding you back from not looking good?

If you don't look good, you will be beaten inexplicably!

Isn't it just a courtyard? Is there anything you can't say well, as for beating people up as soon as you come up?

Although you said that I should not agree as soon as you came up, you can wait until I refuse before beating this one.

At least I'm still convinced!

For an unreasonable girl, Dean Kong didn't dare to be angry or speak.

As for Zhou Yi.

glanced at Zhou Yi, although he didn't dare to speak, but at least he dared to be angry!

Heh, you're good-looking, then you have the ability to eat with your face, do you have the ability to rely on a face to make that crazy last night... The big guy who came at night on a cloudless day can reason with you!

If you can really eat the world with one face, I Kong Konggong will really convince you!

Amitabha, immeasurable celestiality, prosperity, democracy, harmony...

Zi said: Learn and learn, don't you say!

As he was thinking in his heart, Dean Kong suddenly heard a sound of light footsteps behind him.

The body subconsciously stiffened, and reflexively jumped forward two steps.

"Puff~"

Forgetting that one leg was actually still lame, one was unstable and lost his balance and fell to the ground.

"Huh?"

The girl was dressed in a long green dress and came from outside the hospital.

When he got closer, he ignored Dean Kong's fake fall, and a pair of big eyes fell on Zhou Yi's body.

"Zhou Yi, you're coming to my house!"

Before he finished speaking, a smile now spread across his face, and at that moment...

Zhou Yi felt that even the sun in the sky was a little brighter.

It's just that...

"Your home?"

Zhou Yi looked at her and pointed to the house behind him with some uncertainty.

"yes, yes. ”

The girl's hands hung down to the sides of her legs, her fingers gently pinched the edges of the long skirts on both sides, gently lifted the hem of the skirt upwards, and jumped forward lightly with her feet and landed in front of Zhou Yi.

Stand still.

This action was learned after she observed the performance of tens of thousands of girls of all ages overnight.

Standing in front of Zhou Yi, the girl nodded lightly.

"Your dean is very welcoming, and knowing that I don't have a place to live, he gave me a courtyard here that no one has yet to live in, so that I can settle down for the time being. ”

As she spoke, Miss Yue'er looked around the yard suspiciously.

"Huh, what about your dean, didn't you say you'd help me clean up the yard? Why is the person missing?"

Zhou Yi: "......"

"Iβ€”I'm here. ”

Just when Zhou Yi hesitated to point out Dean Kong on the ground to her, Dean Kong, who was lying on the ground, raised one of his left hands weakly.

As if I was afraid that if I responded slowly, I would be crazy by this woman... The sun is beautiful, the sky is cloudless, the sea of clouds is surging...

Miss Yue'er looked down at the voice, and subconsciously took a small step back.

"Y-Why are you lying on the ground?"

Let's just say that I feel a little awkward, and sure enough, the little devil is not reliable at all, and he doesn't know how to remind me.

Magic Mirror: "....."

Feeling the resentment of his master, the magic mirror is also full of resentment... I don't dare to have that thought.

It's just that...

Sure enough, the master of his own house is getting lazier and lazier, and he lets it do everything, so if he goes on like this, will his master one day even forget about his own cultivation?

Really become an ordinary girl?

But, is itβ€”it's just a mirror?

Why should it be under pressure that it shouldn't be at its age?

Why carry a pot that it shouldn't carry at its age?

Dean Kong turned over and glanced at Miss Yue'er calmly.

"I want to say that I think the scenery on the ground is good, and I want to lie on the ground and watch the scenery, do you believe it?"

Miss Yue'er doesn't care if he thinks the scenery on the earth or the scenery in the sky is good.

nodded, and said perfunctorily, "Oh, then you can lie on the ground and watch the scenery, and when you have seen enough, don't forget to help me clean up the yard." ”

After speaking, he turned his head and looked at Zhou Yi again, thinking about how to talk to him more?

How can we learn about his past?

How can you figure out why that feeling of closeness exists without hurting him?

On the ground, seeing the woman in the green skirt perfunctory, she turned her head and looked at Zhou Yi.

The two looked obviously familiar, and Dean Kong felt a heart jam.

Heh! Dog... The life and death of the country.

With a sneer in his heart, Dean Kong put his hands on the ground and prepared to get up from the ground.

Still lying on the ground to watch the scenery?

Have you seen enough and get up again?

He's not stupid, there's something beautiful on the ground.

Such an excuse will be believed, how perfunctory is this to him?

He's doing things for her, okay?

They don't look good, so they have no human rights, right?

Thinking unbalancedly, Dean Kong prepared to get up.

It is impossible to lie on the ground, there is no beautiful scenery on the ground, and there are no spirit crystals on the ground to pick up.

Thinking like this, Dean Kong's hands suddenly strained.

A brace...

"Smack~"

As soon as his arm went limp, he fell to the ground again, and his whole face was buried in the dirt.

Dean Kong: "....."

The whole person is confused, okay?

Anyway, he is also a cultivator of the Law Realm, how could his arms be so weak that he can't even support his body?

Lying on the ground, it took a long time to pull his face out of the soil, and Dean Kong tried to get up several times but couldn't get up.

After being put on the ground again and again, Dean Kong gave up turning over like a salted fish and crawled on the ground to doubt life.

On the side, the magic mirror looked at Dean Kong who was lying on the ground like a dead dog, and sneered in his heart.

"Heh!

My master said to let you lie on the ground and watch the scenery, do you think you can get up if you think about it?

Even if my master is perfunctory to you, do you think you can still get up without my master opening his mouth?"

Sneered.

Sneered.

As soon as the magic mirror's eyes turned red, tears almost fell.

On the side, after a long chat between Miss Yue'er and Zhou Yi, when she turned around, she saw Dean Kong still lying on the ground.

I can't help but be a little curious.

"Huh, haven't you seen enough of the scenery on the ground?"

Dean Kong didn't even have the strength to roll his eyes, and responded sullenly, "Well, I want to watch it for a while." ”

"Oh," the girl looked at him strangely, not understanding how anyone liked to climb on the ground and look at the scenery.

But after thinking that people couldn't help but give the yard to herself, and took the initiative to help her clean up the yard, the kind-hearted Yue'er girl felt that she shouldn't be so selfish and deprive the dean of the dean of other people's last hobbies in order to live in it quickly.

Nod.

"Okay, Zhou Yi said that he was going to class, and I was going to listen to what he had to say.

Then if you haven't seen enough, lie on the ground and watch it again, thinking don't forget to help me clean up the yard. ”

With that, the girl turned and went out the door.

In the courtyard, Dean Kong was lying on the ground alone.

I glanced up at the grass and trees that I had never felt so tall before.

Withdrawing his gaze, he lay on the ground and rested for a moment.

Hold your hands on the ground and exert force...

One two three... Rise!

Bang! Didn't get up!

One two three... Rise again!

Bang! I didn't get up again.

In the distance, the magic mirror watched Dean Kong's struggle, and smiled coldly in his heart.

What a familiar scene.

Some people just don't hit the south wall and don't look back, and they don't give up if they don't see Yujiang!

I think it used to be such an ideal and ambitious demon at the beginning.

Thinking that at the beginning, it also felt that it might hit the south wall and not look back, and it would not die when it saw Yujiang, and it would go to the dark one way, and resolutely not be a demon who was in the same stream as the gods.

Outcome...

When reality taught her how to be a demon, she realized that she was wrong.

What a mess!

After a last look at Dean Kong with pity, the magic mirror withdrew his gaze and conscientiously performed his job as a full-time housekeeper.

On the other side, Zhou Yi held his lesson plan and walked slowly to the classroom.

To this day, the two industries of alchemist and refiner have been violently impacted by his actions these days.

If you don't want to change, you will inevitably end up at the end of the road.

So joining his plan for the Chinese Academy of Sciences has almost become the only choice for these two industries.

And after last night's failed assassination, I believe that those forces will also recognize the reality and no longer act rashly.

His path to meritorious enlightenment has been on the fast track to success.

In the next short period of time, the net of his merits will be rapidly woven and extended to many laws and principles, forming a complete and systematic network.

The seed of his spiritual law will soon be able to thrive and grow into a towering tree.

With good expectations, Zhou Yi pushed open the door of the classroom.

Like the previous classes, when Zhou Yi walked in, the classroom was already full of people.

On the seats, in the corridors, on the walls, and on the roof, you can almost see the figures of students, especially female students.

Walking to the podium, a cloud who has been familiar with these days nodded, so that everyone could feel that they were not cold and greeted.

Zhou Yi directly opened the lesson plan he had prepared.

After quickly flipping through it from beginning to end, and making sure that there was nothing wrong with his preparation, Zhou Yi cast a spell on his lesson plan.

It is a small spell he created based on the encapsulation of the original card and his understanding of the magic.

There is only one function - to store words as books.

The spell was successfully cast, and the content of the lesson plan about the beast turned into one book after another, piling up on the lectern in front of Zhou Yi.

"Okay, these books are the content of our class, let's get them. ”

Zhou Yi waved his hand and distributed the books to everyone's hands.

The first person to get these household registrations was Meng Ke.

The first time he got the book, Meng Ke looked down.

As soon as I saw the name of the book, the corners of my mouth couldn't help but twitch.

The first book, "On the Postpartum Care of Female Animals".

Author: Zhou Yi.

Adapted from "On the Postpartum Care of Sows".

The name... Just by glancing at the name, Meng Ke couldn't help but be speechless for a while.

Sure enough, Mr. Zhou never takes the usual path, how do other people's beasts communicate with spirit beasts, how to make spirit beasts more obedient, and better control spirit beasts.

To him... Postnatal care for female animals?

Is this preparing to tame the beast from the doll?

Thinking like this, Meng Ke moved the first book away and looked at the second book.

Title: "A Thousand and One Ways to Eat Spirit Animals".

Author: Zhou Yi.

What the hell is the way to eat? Is this a mistake in writing?

Should it be a thousand and one ways to feed spirit animals?

With a skeptical attitude, Meng Ke opened the second book in his hand.

"Hiss~"

"Woo~"

"Suck and slip~"

There are many people who open this book with skepticism at about the same time as her.

So... For the next few moments, the classroom was filled with the sound of swallowing saliva.

"It's... It's really a thousand and one ways to eat?"

Gently closing the last page of the book from beginning to end, Meng Ke had to admit that this teacher Zhou had really reached the peak of his attainments in all walks of life.

It's just a cookbook, but after seeing it from the beginning to the end, she actually feels a little... Hungry?

He set aside the second book and looked at the third.

Seeing the title of the book, Meng Ke nodded slightly.

This one,It's finally something to do with the beast.。

Title: "On the Scientific Breeding and Breeding of Spirit Animals".

One book after another, a set of nine books in total.

Nine books, from the breeding and breeding of spirit animals, the postpartum care of female animals, the scientific breeding of young animals, how to cultivate intimacy with spirit animals, and how to make the spirit animal meat more delicious.

Almost every development direction related to spirit beasts, Zhou Yi has come up with a systematic idea.

As soon as these nine books get out, the entire beast master industry will be shaken and earth-shaking changes will occur.

The most intuitive manifestation is that from now on, most of the beast masters will have an additional sub-class: cook.

It's really the food of those spirit beasts that Zhou Yi made, and just the description gives people a feeling of drooling when they look at it.

This thing... It looks so delicious!