Chapter 1 Who Makes Me Laugh?

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Heavenly Fantasy Continent.

Qianshan Pass, one of the four famous sects of the Northern Regions, is the residence of the sect leader of Lingyuan Sect.

"After traveling to this realm for more than 500 years, I thought that the Sky Mirror was in my hand, and I was the best in the world, but after all, I was on the wrong path, and I was seriously injured and destroyed by Qin Lao Mo's plot."

"Now that the longevity is coming to an end, I still haven't been able to break through the infant stage and lead to the realm of the gods, that's it, that's it, just melt the rest of my life into a wisp of essence, and bless the future generations."

An old man with white hair sighed, stroked the bronze mirror in his hand, and looked lonely and gloomy.

Half ringing.

"If there is a chance...... The descendants of the deity should also be able to return to the Heavenly Illusion Continent and inherit the mantle of the deity's sect......"

A long sigh, as if there is nothing.

As soon as Xingchen pointed out, his body suddenly withered and dissipated, and the golden pill, divine soul, and flesh and blood were smelted into a little essence and injected into the speculating mirror.

The void flashed, and the peep mirror turned into a streamer and fled.

Follow the connection of the bloodline and fly to the unknown plane.

……

"Hey, hey, I'm laughing to death, sand sculpture netizens are really happy."

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, Su Yiming, who had just come home from work, was still playing with his mobile phone in the rental house, lying on his back on the small bed.

The work has been too unsatisfactory these days, and the villain is harmful.

Annoying baldness.

It's just that even if he is sleepy and tired after a busy day, he still has to brush his phone for a while every night before going to bed.

Otherwise...... He had nothing but hard work for the day, and nothing else......

The sourness of adults is hidden in the bitterness of the night.

However, just when he was excited, the dim screen of the night eye protection mode suddenly brightened.

The streamer swiped over and melted into the phone.

"I'll go, what's going on?"

Su Yiming's eyes narrowed with stimulation, and before he could see the screen clearly, the tips of his fingers hurt.

Puff ......

A stream of water rushed down the screen.

Searing-hot, with a fishy smell.

Puff puffed Su Yiming's face.

The mouth with the laughter open is even more full......

"Bah, it's leaking?"

Su Yiming sat up and smacked his mouth, "This water seems to smell a little strange...... It seems like...... Urine? ”

Reaching out and wiping his eyes, he wiped the water around his eyes, opened his eyes, and was horrified to find that the water was sprayed from his phone screen!

Midnight Spirit!?

"Wow-"

With an exclamation, the phone was thrown away.

"Ahh

An equally frightened cry came from the phone, and then the upturned phone screen was no longer watery.

But...... A pale pink bag was thrown out of thin air!

Shivering, staring at him.

Half-loud, Su Yiming went to pick it up in disbelief.

Found that the mobile phone screen next to the ground was not his previous web page, but the blue sky and white clouds?

"Virus invasion?"

Su Yiming muttered to himself, reaching out and trying to exit the interface.

However, his fingers actually went through!

Passed through!

Su Yiming withdrew his hand blankly, touched the phone screen again, and indeed passed through!

His fingers seemed to have touched something wet, soft.

Su Yiming was so frightened that he subconsciously reached out and grabbed it.

In a panic, he withdrew his hand and shook it hard.

"Squeak."

A fist-sized rat with round white hair got up from the ground in horror, chirped, and collapsed to the ground with weak legs.

The little bow around my neck is gone.

Wet and soaked......

Su Yiming frowned, dazed, can you believe it, he grabbed a big mouse from his mobile phone?

After thinking about it, he cautiously turned sideways to the corner of the room to get the rat trap, and then approached cautiously step by step, and he couldn't hide his ears!

Bang dang!

The cage contained the large rat that was limp on the ground.

Poof.

The fleshy little eyes of the big mouse were panicked, staring at Su Yiming in a daze, burping, a shudder, a little fart, and pulling out a golden pea-sized ...... Excrement?

It landed on the ground along the wire gap of the rat trap, making a crisp sound of metal.

No, something is wrong! How to pull is metal?

Su Yiming was stunned.

Before he could think about it, the round rat snapped off the wire cage...... Swallowed into the stomach, sneaky to slip away.

Metal-devouring rats!

Panicked, Su Yiming hurriedly picked up the ceramic mug on the table and covered it.

"Squeak squeak—"

No matter how much it struggles, this time it can't get out.

Picking up the pale pink bag on the bed, there is a faint aroma of fat powder, which seems to be a girl's product.

I pulled the rope and found that it couldn't be opened.

Dazed.

Leave it at the head of the bed for the time being.

Su Yiming had time to look at his mobile phone, and through the screen, he found that there was a grass field opposite, moving the mobile phone up and down, left and right, and the perspective in the screen was different.

And after he moved around, he found that the position on the screen had also changed!

Novelty!

It's like playing an AR game!

Su Yiming was addicted to playing and didn't fall asleep until he was really sleepy.

Early the next morning.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I went to touch the phone, but found that the phone screen had returned to its original appearance, which was ordinary and a little lost.

"Last night was not a dream......

Su Yiming muttered with frustration on his face, but in the corner of his eye, he found that the pale pink bag at the head of the bed was still there, and the rat in the mug was snoring and curling into a lump of sleep.

Not a dream!

Blank and glad, Su Yiming sat up, grabbed the hand of the mobile phone and rubbed the switch button, and the mobile phone restarted.

It's another world on the screen!

Ecstasy!

Anyway, if he doesn't go to work today and Sunday, Su Yiming played excitedly, and he was not satisfied with the messing around the house, and walked out of the unit building with his mobile phone.

It's only five o'clock in the morning, and there are not many people in the community.

When a passer-by sees the screen, he only thinks he is watching a video.

Walk to the community playground location.

Su Yiming raised his mobile phone and made a shocking new discovery!

"Wait, what is this faintly glowing plant?"

Through the screen of the mobile phone, you can see a small tree about two meters high, with a red fruit hanging on it, a cherry blossom

Gotta find a way to get it!

Su Yiming looked left and right and found a slide not far away, just enough for him to rise to the position.

However, there was a seven or eight-year-old chubby dun playing on the slide.

"Kid, would you like to let your uncle use it here?"

Su Yiming squeezed out a smile that he thought was kind and stepped forward.

The little chubby dun shook his head, and let go of the way, "Okay." ”

"That's good."

Su Yiming didn't notice the cunning flashing in the little fat pier's eyes, and climbed the slide.

Shifting his position, he finally approached the red fruit.

Hand in the sleeve, with the help of cover, fingers into the screen, thumb and forefinger proanding, grasp, tucked into the palm, clench!

When you take it out, there is a sweet smell, and the smell makes your mouth relish.

Take a closer look.

Su Yiming's surprised face just appeared, but a force suddenly came from behind him.

"Ah,...... Grunt. ”

With an exclamation, he was caught off guard, his body fluttered, and the fruit in his hand fell into his mouth and swallowed!

He's not sure if he's going to eat it!

Poof.

He fell to the ground heavily, and fell down the slide more than two meters high, very embarrassed, and his hands were scratched and bloodied by the rough cement floor.

"Hahaha big horse monkey, stinky fool!"

On the slide, the little chubby dun who was still honest just now had a bad smile on his face.

It was he who sneaked up on Su Yiming from behind!

Su Yiming got up in pain, the fruit was in his stomach, his stomach was hot, and he was terrified.

Glaring angrily at the bear child, "Why don't you give it down to me!" How did your parents teach you to be a human being! Do you know that this can kill people! ”

"Phew, slightly."

Little Fat Dun grimaced and spat a few mouthfuls at Su Yiming.

"Little bunny, stop me!"

Su Yiming dodged in a panic and angrily went to catch this bastard.

After a few minutes, it was hard to catch the bear child.

As a result, before he could do anything, the little chubby dun sat down on the ground and began to cry.

A tall fat man came running with an angry face on his face.

"Stop! What the hell are you doing to my son! ”

"Woo wow, Daddy save me!"

Little Fat Dun cried heartbreakingly, and secretly glanced at Su Yiming a few times.

"What's going on?"

The fat middle-aged man asked with a sinking face.

"That's right, your son kicked me off the slide, it's good that I'm fine, if I don't get it right, but I will fall to death, this matter must be taught well, not naughty."

Su Yiming tried his best to express himself calmly, and showed him the abrasions and blood marks on his hands as he spoke.

"Teach my son? What the hell are you? ”

The fat middle-aged man sneered and looked down condescendingly, "Aren't you not dead, what are you yelling about, how old are you, what are you competing with children!" ”

"You!"

Su Yiming was sullen for a while, this fat man turned out to be an unreasonable man, could there be such a vicious and mischievous son.

Chubby Dun secretly hid behind his dad and grimaced, smiling proudly.

The corners of Su Yiming's eyes jumped, and anger surged!

"What are you, what kind of eyes are you, why are you still not convinced?"

The fat middle-aged man smacked the ground.

"Can you make some sense?"

"I'm talking about Nima, Lao Tzu's big fist is the truth, get out of Lao Tzu!"

Without saying more, the fat middle-aged man directly slapped Su Yiming on the back of his head.

put Su Yiming down on the spot.

It was dark in front of him, and he couldn't get up with half a sound, his angry qi and blood surged, his stomach became hotter, and the warm current spread to his limbs and bones.

The movement here attracted the attention of some aunts and uncles who got up early to buy groceries, pointing in the distance.

There was an old man who couldn't stand it and stepped forward to try to uphold justice.

"Get out! Whose face is the old thing lying on? Go aside! ”

The fat middle-aged man had a face-wrenching face, angrily scolding and driving away.

The sixty or seventy-year-old man was unceremoniously pushed to the ground by him, and screamed in pain.

The fat middle-aged man snorted coldly, and was about to leave with the little fat pier.

Wicked people!

Outrageous!

"Stop!"

Su Yiming gritted his teeth aggrievedly, his green muscles burst out, and the infinite power in his body surged out, and he slowly stood up from the ground.

"Huh?"

The fat middle-aged man trembled, looked back, and his eyes were playful.

However, he was greeted by -

A little under Su Yiming's feet, suddenly a strong force exploded, and the pig advanced suddenly!

Raise your arms and make a fist!

Boom!

A powerful punch hit the fat middle-aged man in the stomach.

The fat middle-aged body arched into a shrimp, his eyes bulged, he spit out a mouthful of stomach acid, and knelt on the ground, facing the old man.

"This punch is for the old man, don't respect the old, it should be beaten!"

"What the hell are you looking for......?"

The fat middle-aged man was furious, and he didn't finish looking for death.

Boom!

A kick of the whip exploded and pumped on the head of the fat middle-aged man!

The fat middle-aged man suddenly leaned back and fell backwards.

"This kick is for myself, bullying Ruoxue, it should be beaten!"

"You're ......"

The fat middle-aged man who fell to the ground struggled to get up, his face was hideous and angry.

Boom!

Pounced on it and punched the fat middle-aged man on the left cheek.

"Woo, don't, don't fight......"

"This punch is for you not to educate your son well! It's time to fight! ”

The little chubby dun was already scared silly, and his tears and snot were sparse.

Su Yiming glanced at him, the little fat dun trembled, turned around and fled, and even his father didn't care. I'm afraid that I will be beaten up when I go home.

Boom!

Another punch hit the fat middle-aged man on the right cheek.

"And why!"

The fat middle-aged man collapsed and yelled.

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's easy to hit, there's no reason for this punch, you said, the big fist is the truth."

Su Yiming grinned.

Fat middle-aged, "......"

"Well played!"

"I've been bullied by him before, it's disgusting!"

"Well deserved!"

"It's retribution!"

There was a round of applause.

The fat middle-aged man looked around in astonishment, his face was pale, and he ran away with a red face.

"Grandpa, aren't you going grocery shopping, what's the matter?"

A girl in the crowd squeezed out in a panic and ran to the old man who was sitting on the ground and looked dumbfounded.

She looks like she is in her early twenties, with long hair and waist-length hair, and a delicate face, but she is a beautiful little girl.

But at this moment, he glared angrily at Su Yiming next to him.

"Do you still have a little conscience, even the old man can do it! What did you do to my grandpa!? ”

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