Chapter 3 Martial Arts

A petite figure was walking on the empty path, and if you looked closely, it was a miserable figure, and the figure was Xiaoman. At this time, Xiaoman's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he was pulling a stick with one hand and rubbing his ass with the other. This Aunt An is really heavy, and she is just a child. When he was about to get home, Xiao Man looked at the stick in his hand and remembered that it was this broken stick that caused him to be beaten twice. The more I look at it, the more unpleasant it is, the more I think about it, the more angry I become, I slammed the stick on the ground, it didn't matter, the stick fell to the ground and bent into an arc and bounced back, and it happened to fall on Xiaoman's head, Xiaoman squatted on the ground in pain and touched my head, I went to have another big bag. Even if you beat someone, even if you beat me, you will dare to bully me with a broken stick. I couldn't bear it, I picked up the stick and scratched and bitten, but it hurt him, and if he wanted to break it, he seemed to be still getting this vine toughness, and even the piece that was broken off in the morning was cracked before it was made. The angry Xiaoman picked up the stick and danced wildly, and finally threw the stick to the ground and kicked it for a while when he was really tired. At this time, the village chief came over and called him to eat, and saw this scene from a distance: "Xiaoman, why is this still fighting with a stick." "Xiaoman's stubborn temper came up, ignoring the village chief, and he continued to kick. The village chief walked over and couldn't help laughing when he saw Xiaoman's blue nose and swollen face, picked up the stick and pulled Xiaoman to walk home, this move spared the chicken blood vine, and it became a family heirloom for beating children, of course, these are all later words.

The village chief and Xiaoman returned to their home for dinner, but the village chief didn't say anything, he was waiting for Xiaoman to speak first about the whole story. While eating, Xiao Man asked, "Second grandfather, what is a hooligan?" The village chief just ate a mouthful of food, and sprayed it directly, spraying Xiao Man's face sitting opposite. The village chief thought for a moment, how old is this little bastard, this is the little girl who has caused trouble, what a crime! The village chief pretended to be calm and took a bite of food and asked, "What's wrong?" "Aunt An said today that I was a little hooligan. "Uh, uh" The village chief almost choked to death with a mouthful of rice, this complicated heart, fuck, hooligan, Aunt An, how old is Xiao An's daughter-in-law, thinking of this, he almost didn't come up with a mouthful of old blood. But after thinking about it, is it because this child has lacked maternal love since he was a child, so he has a mother-lover complex, but brute, how old is Xiaoman, he is still just a child, Xiao An's daughter-in-law is not a thing. No, you still have to ask clearly, in case the child really has any psychological problems, it can be detected and treated early. "Xiaoman, tell me what happened today from beginning to end. Xiaoman had no choice but to tell the story in 1510, and when he heard the village chief, he breathed a sigh of relief and scared Lao Tzu to death. Xiao Man finally asked what a hooligan was. The village chief told him that hooliganism was a profession. The village chief thought that it was not right, how could such a young child know this, so he asked him: "Xiaoman, who did you learn those words from Aunt An?"

"I learned from Brother Huang, that's what he said in the yard last time. ”

"Your brother Huang is a hooligan, the family is a hooligan, don't go to their house to play in the future. Xiaoman nodded, sighed, and ate. The village chief has scolded the Ah Huang family from old to young in his heart, and it is really in the same vein. The master is all sassy and has not grown hair, so he began to tease the girl. Therefore, their family inheritance is relatively fast, and when they reach this generation, they are as old as Xiaoman, but they are older. No, the next time we meet, we have to scold him and ask him to be more restrained, don't teach bad children regardless of the occasion.

"Xiaoman. ”

"What's wrong, grandpa the village chief?"

"Now there is no outsider to call the second grandfather. ”

"Oh. ”

"Xiaoman, in a month it will be the Flame Festival in the village, after the Flame Festival, you will be three years old, and after the age of three, you will be able to lay the foundation for martial arts cultivation. ”

"Great, I can finally practice martial arts. Xiaoman said happily.

"It's not a formal martial arts practice, but a plan for future martial arts practice, and only after laying a good foundation can you become more powerful, you know?"

"Hey, hey. Xiao Man gritted his teeth and said, "It's all the same, it's all the same." He even began to look forward to the days to come, he would become very powerful, how powerful, to what extent? Of course, he was as powerful as Brother Ah, and the other people who beat him didn't dare to say anything and swaggered out to play. In the end, it is still the child's idea to play. "Hey, stinky boy, wake up, what do you want to do?" Xiaoman wiped his saliva, "Second grandfather, what do you say?" "I want to ask you what you're up to, stinky boy. ”

"Of course, what can you plan, it is to practice martial arts well. ”

"That's what you're asking, who are you going to practice with. Two choices, the first one is to follow the martial arts head training. ”

"What about the second one?" the village chief pointed to himself, "Practice with me." ”

"That, second grandfather, are you very good?"

"I'm not great, but I know how to make people great. ”

"Cut, bragging. I choose"

"Stinky boy, there's no need to be so anxious, everything will wait until after the Festival of Flames, and you can think about it during this time and tell me the answer when the time comes. Xiao Man sighed, and then took a mouthful of rice, at this time the village chief had finished eating, and was leisurely adding a pot of tobacco leaves to his smoking gun, and talking while lighting it: "Hurry up and eat, wash the dishes after eating, and brush the pot." I'm a lot older, and I have to wipe your ass. Xiao Man listened and hurriedly finished eating and came to the well with the bowl, he didn't forget Aunt An's consistent style, you have to complain to your family when you turn around after the fight. Now he just wants to sneak out and play and get away with it. Xiaoman's speed is called a fast, and after a moment of cleaning up, he ran outside, and was just about to run to the gate and thought about it, and there was a turn back to run to the back door. The village chief smiled when he saw Xiao Man's smart move, and continued to smoke and squint his eyes happily, just when a pot of cigarettes was about to run out, the village chief opened his eyes, and it came so fast.

Soon, a voice sounded, "Village chief, is the village chief at home?" The village chief didn't need to listen to it to know that it was Xiao An's daughter-in-law. replied, "What's the matter, Xiao An's daughter-in-law?" Aunt An walked over to greet the village chief, and started before she reached the front. "Village chief, you don't know, that little man in your family is really skinny, the underwear I soaked today...... Let's go, let's go, "It's good to calm your nerves, but your temper is too stinky." "You have to discipline Xiaoman well, don't learn well at a young age. "This is unbelievable, and the village chief is angry, it's all his own family who doesn't take care of a calf, and I'm going to have a good fight with you today. "Xiao An's daughter-in-law, I have to talk about this, you said that he can understand a fart as a child, and those words to tell you must have been heard elsewhere and are now sold, and besides, you have so much to do with a child who eats, and if the child makes a mistake, you will be beaten and beaten, and you still run to me to complain, you can really do it, I see that you are old enough to live to a dog, you said that Xiaoman's mother is back, I will tell her about it, you can still have a good one. Aunt Ann was visibly excited when she heard this. The village chief hasn't stopped yet, and the mouth is like a repeater, a crossbow. My mother didn't find that the village chief was so able to talk before, and she lost and lost.

"Village chief, don't say it, I was wrong. ”

"Know it's wrong?"

"Got it, got it. Village chief, can you stop talking to Xiaoman about this?"

"Okay, I'm not going to say that. "Sample, fight with me, you're still very tender. The village chief bared his teeth proudly. Aunt An was walking out, and the village chief spoke: "Xiao An, his daughter-in-law, children should be beaten if they make mistakes, otherwise they will be lawless." "This can be regarded as a concession by the village chief, whose fault is beared, don't bother me, Aunt An outside the door is also relieved.

Xiaoman's nose and face were swollen and he found a few friends, and the friends laughed out loud when they saw Xiaoman's appearance. "I said, can you guys stop laughing so happily. ”

"We didn't want to laugh, but we couldn't. Hahaha. By the way, who called you like this, and what did you do?"

"Don't mention it, what kind of chicken blood vine is the stick I picked up last time, the village chief said that it can be used as a dye, so I got a piece and put it in the basin where Aunt An washed her clothes, who knew that the effect would be so good. When I went back to eat at noon, I was beaten by Aunt An, and that's it. "A few people thought they deserved it, the wicked still had to be grinded by the wicked, and Aunt An dared to provoke them. "By the way, where are we going to play today?" Xiaoman said. A few people said that they would cancel and catch fish, some said that they would catch insects, and some people proposed to steal chickens. It seems that these bad things are not less.

"By the way, what about the second fat?"

"Erfat seems to be three years old, and he went to the martial arts arena. ”

"Ahya, did he really go to the martial arts arena?"

"Well, yes, yesterday for his birthday, his mother made a table of delicious food, and his father beat him, and he will be three years old after eating. ”

"Then Xiao Wu, Xiao Shuai, Xiao Kong, Ah Ya, let's go to the martial arts arena to see how the second fat is practicing?" "Okay," everyone replied, as long as this ancestor didn't want to go to the forbidden land in the back mountain, he could go anywhere. A few people said that they would go, and they trotted all the way to the martial arts arena, and it was obviously not the first time they had gone to see them familiar with the road. Soon, several people touched the edge of the martial arts arena. The martial arts arena is still very large, and there are also regulations here that people under the age of three are not allowed to enter, and they feel that it is not good if they enter at a young age and learn from each other and then practice themselves badly. A few little ones came many times, but each time they could only look at the edge. Now a few little ones are lying on the same fence made of bamboo. Xiao Wu said: "I can't see anything, where is the second fat?" At this moment, Xiao Man's eyes fell on the most central martial arts stage, and he could only see a few black spots. "Why the hell it's so far, why don't we go in?"

"Xiaoman, we were just beaten last night, do you want to make a mistake again today?"

"What are you afraid of, we are almost three years old, and there will be nothing to see if we go and see, at most we will be punished. Don't worry that you won't be beaten, are you curious?" How could you not be curious, a few people hesitated, they wanted to see it but were afraid of being beaten. They were still thinking about it, Xiaoman had already climbed in and was walking inside. "Hey, Xiaoman, you wait for us. As he spoke, they crawled over as well. A few people walked cautiously like thieves, and they also looked around with their eyes, for fear of being discovered by others. Look at Xiaoman, this guy is swaggering like a brother is nothing. Xiaoman still wondered why these people hadn't caught up yet, and when he looked back at the appearance of a few people, he couldn't help but smile, "Come over quickly, don't be like a thief, we are not stealing things this time, we are going generously." A few people walked over quickly, a few people walked side by side, and after a while, they arrived at the martial arts stage in the middle of the road, and several people kept looking at each other, and soon Xiao Wu spoke, "Look, the second fat is in the easternmost side." A few people followed the direction of Xiao Wu's finger and saw Er Fat. They walked along the martial arts platform to the easternmost side, and as soon as they arrived in the east, they saw Er Fat wiping his tears, and Er Fat's crying snot came out. But the second fat is stronger, he doesn't want his friends to see him crying, but the time is too rushed, and he hasn't wiped it clean yet. Xiaoman stood under the stage and looked at Er Fat. "Erfat, what's going on?" "It's okay, it's just that practicing martial arts is too hard." Er Fat replied. Xiaoman saw through at a glance that Er Fat was lying, Er Fat had been playing with him since he was a child, he was too familiar with him, as long as he lied, he would buckle his fingernails, and he just buttoned it again. "Why are you here?" asked Erfat. "Let's come over and see how you're doing. Saying that, Xiao Man's expression on his hippie smile was all put away, "Er Fat, don't lie to me, what's going on?" Xiao Man's voice raised a few points. As soon as the second fat heard this, he couldn't hold back anymore, and his snot and tears came down together, "They say I'm stupid, I can't learn anything, I'll reply to them, I'll practice it after I just came, they.... And they beat me. "When the second fat was crying, a few guys who beat the second fat came over. Xiao Man knew them to the east of the village, a few months older than them. "Yo, this waste is still crying, and there are still people playing with him like a pig, is the waste all piled up now?" "Erfat, who will hit you first" "Yan Fei" "You call me back, otherwise you won't play with us in the future." "But he came earlier than me and practiced more than me...""How long can he be earlier than you, how much more can he be than you, you don't dare to fight now, you can only be bullied in the future." Xiao Man roared and interrupted Er Fat's words. At this time, Yan Bin, who took the lead, spoke: "If you want to fight Yan Fei, don't you take me Yan Bin seriously." "I'll fight you. Xiao Man said angrily, when he heard his partner's tearful story, Xiao Man's anger rose slowly, and now he finally couldn't hold it back. "Second fat, if you can't beat it, you can bite a piece of meat for me. After speaking, Xiao Man instantly rushed to the martial arts stage like a little leopard, and the target was Yan Bin, who took the lead, a few people behind Yan Bin took a step forward, and a few people behind Xiao Man shouted "Fight!" rushed up, and the situation was formed in an instant. "I can't help myself," Yan Bin said as he walked towards Xiao Man, who rushed towards him, and it was a straight punch. hit, he didn't expect it to be so easy, he thought that Xiaoman would dodge. Just thinking of this jaw pain, Xiao Man directly chose not to dodge, one punch for another, this punch plus the weight of the running impact fist just now can be imagined, this time directly stunned Yan Bin. Although Xiaoman is angry, he is not stupid, on the contrary, he is smart. I haven't practiced martial arts, and if I don't change with him, I will definitely not be able to beat him. Several people scuffled together, but there was one less person on Xiaoman's side, and a girl definitely couldn't fight with them, so she hurriedly ran to find the head of the martial arts.