"Bang~"

"Oops, my feet!"

Liu Feng calmly listened to the screams outside, he had never seen such a pen!

Kicking the door?

Are you still the same ordinary wooden door as a few decades ago?

This is made of high-strength alloy!

Do you really think you're a chengguan?

Calmly took a bite of tofu brain, Liu Feng quietly looked at the two funny people outside the door, at this moment Liu Feng just became a little calmer because of the panic that ran over people.

"Brother, your method doesn't work." Another voice said with some schadenfreude.

"Listen, if you don't open the door again, don't blame us for being rude to your door!" Funny Byi just kicked the door, the guy said a little annoyed.

Liu Feng was stunned.

You're welcome to the door?

I really want to see why you're welcome, anyway, can the police threaten people casually now? Are you sure that this is really not the team of only 3,000 people cultivated by the state secret?

"Click~" The sound of metal rubbing between them entered the room.

Liu Feng showed a strange look on his face, this was obviously the sound of picking the lock! Anyway, those two goods outside are really police? Are you sure you're not someone who wants to come to our house to steal?

"Click~"

"I'll just say, I think when I was in the northwest, I arrested a drug dealer, and that person wanted to escape through the window, because I opened the lock quickly and caught the other party." Funny B said proudly.

"But Lao Tie, how did I hear that the door was kicked open at the end?" Funny A ruthlessly debunked Funny B's lies.

Until this time, Liu Feng finally saw the appearance of the two clearly, comic A is 1.7 meters tall, and comic B is 1.8 meters tall, as for why Liu Feng can distinguish between A and B.

Because Funny Than B is still limping when he walks, he can tell it all at once.

Both of them are dressed in black suits, black leather shoes, shiny leather shoes, small flat heads, and black sunglasses on their Chinese faces.

It's no different from the black super in the movie.

Just at a glance, Liu Feng knew who the other party was.

But he hasn't shown his Pai Yun palm yet, why did these two super seminary admissions officers come over? Could it be that I hacked the other party on the Internet and the other party came to retaliate, right?!

Liu Feng glanced at the pants pockets of the two men.

It's bulging, and when you see it, you have a second gun!

"NSA's! Come with us! Funny Bijia showed his ID and said to Liu Feng forcefully.

"Sniff~" "Sniff~"

"Heresy!" "Heresy!" The two black supers first sniffed the smell of breakfast in the air, and then saw the tofu brain in front of Liu Feng and said in unison.

Lie down and be reasonable, we can't bear it!

"Salted tofu brains are heretical!" Liu Feng put down the spoon and said righteously, although he is afraid of retaliation from the other party, but when it comes to issues of principle, we will not back down!

At this time, the two black supers were obviously unhappy, but they didn't mean to do it directly.

In this regard, the locals of the Huaxia Alliance are still relatively rational, and under normal circumstances, when it comes to the salty and sweet issue of tofu brain, they will sit down and debate very rationally.

There is also a wild history legend among them.

That was about ten years before the establishment of the Huaxia Alliance.

At that time, although China's comprehensive national strength was second to none in the world, it was still very difficult to unify the entire Blue Star, especially a country called Eagle Country opposite the Blue Star, and its comprehensive strength was not inferior to that of Huaxia.

Until... Until one day, the tofu brain was transmitted from the Eagle Country, and then a great dispute broke out in the Eagle Country.

Most of the people in the south of the Eagle Country say that the sweet tofu brain is orthodox, and the salty tofu brain is heretical, while the Shadow Country in the north says that the sweet tofu brain is a marinated taste, and how can you eat it without a little seasoning.

So from quarrels to skirmishes, and then to large-scale conflicts, at that time almost everyone abroad had a gun, so finally the famous Civil War broke out in history.

Due to the civil war, the population of the Eagle Kingdom was greatly reduced, and China unified the world and established the current China Alliance.

Well, this is a funny little story written in some history books, and Liu Feng doesn't know if it's true or not, anyway, the later members of the Huaxia Alliance will always become calm and sit down and debate once they discuss the salty and sweet dispute.

"No coriander, no chili, no seasoning, can you eat sweet tofu brain? You can't even get rid of the lo-mei, the sweet party is garbage! Hei Chaoyi sat down and looked at Liu Feng and said majesticly.

Combined with his big waist and round figure, it is still very oppressive to ordinary people.

But Liu Feng is not an ordinary person.

"Tofu brain needs to be combined with sugar to be delicious, and adding other seasonings is blaspheming tofu brain!" Liu Feng argued on the basis of reason.

"And." Liu Feng paused, smiled secretly, and continued.

"In Gui Youguang, I wrote that there was a sweet tofu brain at home, and what my wife did in the year of her death is also shining brightly.

Zhuge Liang also wrote in the middle that you should stay away and eat a bowl of sweet tofu brain, I don't know what to say.

Yu Xin tasted it in the past, sweet tofu brain; Look at the shaking and falling today, sad Jiangtan. Eating salty tofu brain, how can people be worthy!

Li Bai snorted, sweet tofu brain! Compared with salty tofu brain, its taste is both sweet and syrupy!

Sweet tofu brain, long source and distant lineage, crown attack, prince succession. Salted tofu brain, it is a sharp light, a disaster in the palace, and I am afraid of misfortune.

It can be seen that the tradition of sweet tofu brain has existed since ancient times, so salty tofu brain was gradually developed in later generations, which is the so-called heresy! ”

"Old... Dude, is this all true? Do you remember these articles? Hei Chaojia said that he had been said to be confused.

Liu Feng glanced at the two of them with disdain, Ye has recently studied fortune-telling and other knowledge, and it is not easy to fool you two illiterate people.

"Nonsense, there is no such sentence in the Shu Dao Difficulty!"

Liu Feng glanced at Hei Chaoyi in surprise, this product's IQ is actually online? But I don't care.

"Then I remember wrong." Liu Feng said without blushing and panting.

"The others must have been made up by you!" Hei Chaoyi seemed to feel that he had caught Liu Feng's tail, and said suddenly.

"Please, you have to have evidence for this, and if you have the ability, you can memorize all the articles mentioned above for me, otherwise be careful that I will sue you for slander!" It's really a ghost that middle and high school articles can be memorized now!

"You." Hei Chaoyi was a little angry.

"Two illiterate people, fight with me? Let's go back to kindergarten and start again! Liu Feng glanced at the two of them with disdain.

"Take away, take away!"

you, this cliff is a communiqué personal vendetta! Looking at the two muzzles on his head, Liu Feng's originally proud expression instantly drooped.