Chapter 217: I'm Sorry, I'm actually an undercover agent
Tossing and turning to find the right sleeping position, Tai Xi once again changed to a habitual position.
It's just that after lying down, I still feel very awkward, and I obviously feel that this position is my usual sleeping position.
But how to sleep and how to feel uncomfortable, it's always like... Something is missing.
Don't... Didn't I actually sleep on my stomach?
Lying down to sleep?
When I think of some of the humanoids I know, it seems that they are all lying down and sleeping.
Taixi rolled over again, ready to see if sleeping on the back would make him more comfortable.
Then, as soon as you turn over... Pause.
The body suddenly froze there, not daring to move, even breathing subconsciously stopped, and the heartbeat suddenly stopped.
The whole bird, as if it had lost all its vitality in an instant, turned into a dead bird and froze there.
Eye!
Lots of eyes!
Pairs of beautiful eyes were watching him.
Person!
What a lot of women!
One good-looking woman after another stared at him without blinking.
It stands to reason that Tai Xi, who is a chaos giant, is naturally not a cowardly person.
It stands to reason that even if it is a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, it will definitely not make him frown.
However...
These people in front of him, these women, each of them is someone he doesn't want to, doesn't want to, and doesn't dare to provoke.
One is fine.
Two are fine.
Under the watchful eyes of such a group of warblers and swallows, Taixi did not have the slightest restlessness in the deep flowers.
On the contrary, a heart was completely cold.
Eye... A little bit of whitening.
A little bit of restraint to make yourself look like a dead bird as much as possible.
And then...
"Tsk, play dead?"
A nice female voice sounded behind her, listening to this familiar voice, Tai Xi subconsciously looked back.
The expression on his face changed to flattery.
"Little... Little sister, what's going on with this, what's going on with all this fanfare?"
The girl frowned, and the corners of her eyes raised, "Don't be close, who is your little sister?"
"Ahem..."
Cautiously got up from the nest, exposed half of his head and secretly observed.
The thief glanced at the girl who spoke.
"Look, don't you see the outside? This is the outside, isn't it? I think I was in the chaos back then, our brothers and sisters..."
The girl's brows furrowed even tighter, "Taixi, you want to die, don't you?"
Taixi: "....."
He craned his neck and smiled wryly.
"Look at this, why are you still alive and divided? Even if there is no blood relationship, we are both too generational, aren't we?"
"Huh!"
The girl smiled coldly, "According to your logic, Taichu, Taiyi, Taichang, and Taihao are also your younger brothers and sisters, right?"
The girl pouted, "Do you dare to say this in front of Sister Taiyin?"
Taixi: "....."
When I opened my mouth to say something, a sentence suddenly rang in my ears.
"Remind me, Sister Taiyin has woken up. ”
Taixi: "....."
He shrunk his neck and didn't dare to speak.
There's no way, the situation is stronger than people.
Thinking about how majestic and domineering he was back then, now... Isn't it no longer as brave as it used to be!
Seeing him like this, the girl smiled coldly, and her heart couldn't help but feel refreshed.
Thinking that he had just been born back then, he was ignorant and didn't know anything, so this guy came up to him and fooled him that he was his long-lost sister.
It happened that the rules he mastered and the rules he mastered had the same root and origin, and he really believed it when he was fooled.
Stupidly called him brother for many years...
If it hadn't come across it later...
Thinking about that year, the girl was angry.
After thinking about it, I looked at this bird again, and my heart became even more angry.
When the two of them were done, the other man spoke up.
"That's it, it's time to get down to business. ”
Tai Xi, who was in the nest, poked out half of his head and looked around at a few aunts and grandmothers who had surrounded themselves.
The bitterness on the face is even stronger.
"A few aunts and grandmothers, it's not enough to kill people, I've been like this for a long time, and I've been keeping to myself for many years.
Even if I did something wrong, I have been so badly cheated by that guy..."
Talking, pause.
"Hmm, who was I trapped?
Have I ever been cheated by anyone?
Why do I always feel like I've been cheated by someone, and I'm miserable... But, why is there no impression at all??
Puzzled, wondering.
Taixi doubted himself for a moment, and continued to speak.
"Anyway, I've been honest these days, can't you always catch me in a bird pit?"
As he spoke, it seemed that his brain had suddenly opened up.
"Yes, you can't catch me in a bird pit!
Isn't there a bird next door with a burning body?
That bird's three legs, it's more valuable to roast than my one... Huh, I have a leg?"
Look down and see...
Shook his head suspiciously, I obviously don't have legs!
Why have you always been confused lately, is it really that you have been trapped for too long and have Alzheimer's?
"Forget it, anyway, whether I have legs or not, you can't keep catching me as a bird and bullying me, right?
I'll tell you, I've recently gotten the grapevine that the bird in the little dark room next door is planning a prison escape.
I heard that I got in touch with some organization outside, do you want to consider going to his side?
It's okay to beat it up, or add some seals.
You can't let him really get out, can you?
In case he runs out and learns to shrink somewhere, and then comes out when he is fully recovered..."
The more he talked, the smoother it became, Taixi even contacted the bird next door to which organization, planned how to escape from prison, and even poured out the plan after the escape.
As for why he knew so clearly.
Naturally, it was because the bird had contacted him before, and was going to unite him with the cow next door and the pig on the other side to escape from prison.
Although he agreed at the beginning, he also discussed with the bird for a long time, and even put forward some constructive suggestions of his own.
But the question is... Isn't he already in great trouble now?
In line with the principle that dead friends don't die poor, who will this sell if he doesn't sell him?
Isn't the existence of teammates sold at critical moments?
As long as I can keep myself, I don't care if he dies!
Sure enough, after pouring out the plan of the bird next door in detail, Taixi found that the eyes of the girls around him began to change.
More than a dozen girls glanced at each other, and they all saw the information in each other's eyes.
The girl who spoke first looked at Taixi and asked, "What you said is true." ”
"That's for sure!" Tai Xi awkwardly snapped his wings and slapped his chest.
"Oh," the girl nodded, looking at him suspiciously, "how do you know so clearly about such an important matter?"
"Hey, it's not like he's trying to pull me along...", he paused, and quickly changed his words.
"No, I don't!
I've always been pretty honest, and when the bird contacted me, I was ready to say no.
But just as I was about to say no, a thought suddenly crossed my mind.
I thought, it's not right to break out of jail!
This kind of behavior should be strictly resisted, but there is no evidence, and even if I tell you, you may not believe it.
Even if you believe it, you may not be able to prevent it, right?
So I thought about sacrificing myself, and I went into the enemy first.
Sure enough, with my superb acting skills, it was easy to win the trust of that bird.
With my constant efforts, I finally escaped with all the detailed plans they wanted to escape from prison. ”
After speaking, Taixi looked like he even believed in himself.
"Heh! His sunbird really looks down on me, what kind of bird am I? It was a pure bird, a noble bird, a bird detached from low tastes.
Can I do this with them?
That is, you came early, otherwise I guess it won't be long before I can say that to him: I'm sorry, actually... I'm an undercover agent!"
Girls: "....."
Seeing that Taixi flickered and even believed herself, a group of girls were speechless.
This... Who are you fooling for?
"Shut up, don't add drama to yourself!"
It's still the girl from before, and the girl has always been bitter and hateful about being fooled by a bird as soon as she was born.
Taixi: "....."
A bitter face showed an aggrieved expression.
"I didn't add drama to myself! I'm really undercover! You believe me! You must believe me!
Too no, you can't put my people on me because I've ever made mistakes... Bird products are completely denied.
Although I misbehaved and deceived in the past, I have always been very principled in terms of right and wrong!
Jailbreak... Is there such a thing as a prison break that a principled bird like me would do?
I'm really undercover, I've had the idea of going undercover from the beginning!"
"Heh!" the girl who was called Tai Wu sneered and her face was full of disbelief.
"You have principles? Do you know right from wrong? Have you forgotten why you got into the little dark room in the first place?"
"I..."
Taixi opened his mouth and was speechless for a while.
yes, why did I get into the little dark house in the first place?
I was... It seems that someone has cheated it.
Hey?
Wrong!
The reason why I was cheated was because I was... Want to return the heavens and the earth to chaos?
"Hiss~"
Thinking of his original small goal, Taixi couldn't help but gasp.
This...
This Nima is hundreds or thousands of times more serious than a prison break!
Just this one stain, don't even think about washing it away in your life.
Sure enough, seeing that no one around believed that he was innocent, the corners of Taixi's mouth twitched, and he gave up the idea of adding drama to himself.
"Okay! I confess, I confess.
Confess and be lenient, sit in prison, I am willing to go to prison, you must give me a chance to continue to go to prison!"
Taixi wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, "Actually... When the sunbird escaped from prison with me, I was moved.
This prison escape plan was conceived by me along with the Sunbird, the Sky Swallower, and the Chaos Pig.
I've explained it all, but haven't I had time to run yet?
I haven't made a big mistake yet, and now I'm taking the initiative to confess again, so it should be regarded as a meritorious service, right?"
Looking at his bird-like words, a group of girls were happy.
Just look at his bird-like appearance, how can he still have the true character of a majestic and domineering hero?
Ever since he was locked in, this guy seems to have been fooled.
Now it seems that there is really no need to be so cautious to guard against him.
Thinking so, the girls glanced at each other.
After making eye contact for a moment, it was finally the girl named Taiwu who spoke, "Taixi, planning to escape from prison, even if you are guilty of meritorious service, the merits and demerits are offset." ”
After speaking, without waiting for the joy on Taixi's face to spread out completely, the girl's next sentence made the joy on his face freeze there.
Even, instead of being full of bewilderment.
"It's just that I don't have anything to do with planning a prison break, but you just sneaked out... I'll have to settle the math with you. ”
Taixi: "......"
I looked at Tai Wu in a daze, and then looked at the other girls.
After looking around, Taixi pointed at himself with his wings uncertainly.
"Prison break?"
The girls nodded.
"Me?"
The girls still nodded.
"I... Just escaped from prison?"
The girls nodded in unison.
"Impossible!"
Taixi's wings are comparable to a five-speed electric fan, "I've been sleeping on my stomach, when did I escape from prison?"
"Didn't break from prison?"
Tai Wuzhi pointed to his stomach lying in the nest.
"You didn't break from prison, can you explain how you didn't have that leg?"
Taixi: "......"
He looked at his stomach along his fingers, and looked at Tai Wu with confused eyes.
"Legs? do you mean... Did I really have a leg?"
After speaking, without waiting for the other party to answer, Tai Xi, who got the answer from the other party's eyes, couldn't help but mumble to himself.
"No wonder! No wonder I always felt uncomfortable sleeping just now.
No wonder I think it's a habitual sleeping position, but I feel awkward and uncomfortable.
Originally... I really lost a leg!"
muttering, the doubts in Taixi's eyes were even worse.
"But... How did I lose a leg?
Even if I did lose a leg, I shouldn't have forgotten about it in a blink of an eye!"
Seeing that Taixi looked completely ruined, the girls secretly exchanged opinions.
Eventually, the results were obtained.
The seal is definitely going to be sealed!
And added quite a bit.
Even the most basic mobility is partially restricted.
As for the bug that can be connected with other small black houses, it was patched without hesitation.
In the small dark room, it is simply outrageous to let several prisoners secretly plan to escape from prison.
After sealing the Tai Xi inside and out, several girls used their own means to interfere with the origin path he had mastered.
In the meantime, Taixi's violent beating naturally failed to dodge.
Everything is done, before leaving, the girls, you picked up the better-looking feathers on Taixi's body one by one, saying that it was seeing that the weather was going to be hot, so I got it back to make a few fans.
So, when the girls left one after another, Taixi, who was lying in the nest and even had great difficulty turning over, once again became a bald bird that had been bare.
The bald bird lay in the nest without love, and the moment when the door of time and space was completely closed in the last flash.
In the eye... A flash of hatred vanished, and then reverted to the appearance of the stupid bird that had been played with.
At the same time, outside the city of Dawn.
Zhou Yi, whose face was full of confusion, stood on the wall of Dawning City.
I am covering my left shoulder with my right hand, and I am covering my shoulder with my left hand, and I can't cover it with both hands pouring it out of my body... Blood spurts all over the body.