Chapter 61: Catch a Big Fish!
To tell the truth, Su Chengzhe can really be called a handsome guy now, his height of 178 has reached the standard line, since he has exercised his physique once, there is no fat in his whole body, and his every move is a sense of strength.
Because he has been in the house for a long time, his skin is fair and clean, his face is a little bit of a micro-Chinese face, and his thick eyebrows and big eyes will not look like a sissy.
"Uh...... Little, sister, sister, have you been emotionally troubled lately?"
Su Chengzhe saw the face of the "little sister", and shook it for a moment, the back killer! This aunt is definitely the back killer!
"It's coming, it's coming, the routine is coming!" The aunt is full of inner drama, she always thinks that the handsome guy in front of her wants to soak herself, and when she encounters this thing, she will come.
"yes, yes, how do you know? I just fell out of love. After the aunt finished speaking, she threw a wink at Su Chengzhe.
"Ouch, I'll go!" Su Chengzhe chuckled in his heart, almost petrified.
"Forehead ......"
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After being silent for a moment, Su Chengzhe straightened his mentality, I am a job!
"Hehehehehehe~ There is a fate between you and me, I can't hide it, I am the eighth generation of the Heavenly Master......"
"Neurotic!"
Before Su Chengzhe finished speaking, the aunt scolded and walked away.
“......”
“......”
Su Chengzhe and Xulong were speechless for a while.
Su Chengzhe stood at the scene, a few dead leaves falling, and the picture was a little bleak.
But soon Su Chengzhe adjusted his mood, in fact, think about it from another angle, fortunately she is gone, otherwise her life would have been shortened for a few years.
"Look at the other side, that person should have a situation, go over and take a look. The Void Dragon suddenly reminded.
Su Chengzhe looked up and saw a middle-aged man with a big belly wearing the standard configuration of a local tyrant: a big gold chain and a black super, and a bag under his arm, walking around slightly anxiously while playing his mobile phone, looking for something with his head down.
For the sake of safety, Su Chengzhe deduced it in advance, first to obtain some basic information: obviously lost something, the pace should have been lost not long ago, the bowing range is a little large, it should be a smaller object, look at this outfit, full of oil and sweat, at a glance it is a person who rarely walks, plus walked out of the parking lot, there is no doubt that the car key was lost, and he was calling who to get the spare key at this time.
"Is this boss looking for something? If I'm right, I guess I lost my car keys or something, right?"
The local tyrant brother really stopped and looked up at Su Chengzhe.
"Boy, did you pick it up? Hurry up, give it back to me! Brother doesn't blame you!"
"If I pick it up, I'll give it to you directly, I'm a fortune teller, I figured it out. ”
“...... Don't come with me for this set, I'm really in a hurry, I don't have time to joke with you, hurry up, or Lao Tzu will clean you up. ”
"Don't be in such a hurry, there will be a phone call telling you that the spare key is missing and you may need to reassign it. ”
“10,9,8...... 1 "Su Chengzhe began to count down the seconds.
Brother Tuhao was about to scold, but as Su Chengzhe counted to 1, the phone in his hand really rang, and he answered the phone with a little surprise.
After a while, Brother Tuhao was convinced, and suddenly felt that the guy in front of him was too mysterious, if it was arranged in advance, then he was too good, because it was his boss who just called him, and it was impossible for the boss to cooperate with him to make this joke.
Could it be that he is really so magical that he will know it? This is not scientific, it is purely a coincidence? There can be no such coincidence, it must be that he knows the boss, and if so, then he can't afford to provoke the great god in front of him.
And he had to hurry back to report to the boss, so he said: "Dude, just now I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, please bear more if I offend, I still have work to do, I won't drive the car, I'll take a taxi." ”
"Don't be in a hurry! There will be a phone call after a while, asking you to get the car back, change the locks in front of your boss, and lose your job if you don't find it. Su Chengzhe said with the old god there.
Sure enough, the phone rang, and then the look on the face of the local tyrant changed from doubt to surprise, and finally to horror.
"Brother, you can do it, let me go, I can't lose this job, please raise your noble hand!" Brother Tuhao finally confessed, he felt that today was really eight lifetimes of mold, and he actually met a bad star that could not be provoked.
"I've already told you, the car keys aren't with me, and if you want to find them, I can do the math for you. ”
"But ~~ to do our business, the deduction of divination is to steal the heavenly machine, it is to damage the yang longevity, in order to offset the negative impact of stealing the heavenly machine, you and I need to have a little karma. Su Chengzhe said that he looked at his nose and nose and heart, looking unfathomable.
"What do you mean? What karma? As long as you are willing to return the key...... No, I can do whatever I want. ”
"Karma is the thing...... Generally speaking, it is a bit of a exchange, a courtesy, and a relationship......" Su Chengzhe said and raised his right hand and rubbed his thumb twice.
"Oh oh oh! I know, I know, I know, this one...... Some some some some" Brother Tuhao also rubbed Su Chengzhe's thumb after speaking, and then his face was full of smiles, and said: "Hey, brother! ”
Brother Tuhao is now sure that the little brother in front of him has a lot to do with the boss, and it is estimated that the boss wants to beat himself through the little brother, and he has indeed been a little too ruthless recently.
"Brother is refreshing, then it's going to be my brother's expense, I thank you for your support on behalf of the Divine Calculation Heavenly Master!" Su Chengzhe used this completely apocryphal, the so-called Divine Calculation Heavenly Master, quite easily.
With a text message prompt of "Ding Dong ~", Su Chengzhe saw that his account had successfully arrived 200,000......
He counted the string of 0s, almost didn't stare out of his eyes, really a local tyrant, I thought it would be very good to have a few hundred and one thousand, but I didn't expect people to throw 200,000 yuan directly!
Su Chengzhe suppressed his excitement, as the so-called receiving money from others, eliminating disasters for others, and starting to work, about looking for the car keys of the local tyrant brother, in fact, he already had some eyebrows before this.
"Brother is good enough! I won't be verbose, it seems that my brother drank a lot last night, and the car keys leaked in the unworn pajamas pocket of the wardrobe in room 1150 of the Kington Hotel. Anyway, the goal has been achieved, Su Chengzhe simply told the local tyrant brother the specific location, and he was too lazy to spit a little more with him.
Because he knew some dirty things that this local tyrant brother did in the process of deduction, if it weren't for this bit of gold and silver, he would really be ashamed to deal with this kind of person.
"Alas~ It's really sad to fall to this point......" Su Chengzhe looked at the back of the local tyrant brother who was hurrying away, and sighed.
"Superior, really superior!" Brother Tuhao was in a cold sweat, his heart trembled, full of awe, Su Chengzhe had been listed by him as one of the characters who could never be provoked.