049, the fake big fragrance is handsome
"Knife sister?"
Ouyang Jing suddenly arched his hand and said: "Disrespectful and disrespectful, it turns out to be Your Excellency the Will of the Blade!" ”
Blade Will, a powerful heroine of League of Legends, captain of the Ionian Guard, shocks the Quartet with a hand-me-down blade. He has good looks, good figure, firm will, calm and reliable. Being a teammate with her, Ouyang Jing felt very comfortable.
After Sister Dao introduced herself, the handsome guy in ancient costume who looked exactly like Zheng Shaoqiu shook the folding fan lightly, stepped forward, and smiled at Ouyang Jing: "This seat is Chu Liuxiang, and my friends on the rivers and lakes love me, and give me the nickname Xiangshuai." Little brother Ouyang, if you give face, just call me handsome. Don't give face, call me an old bug, I don't mind......"
As soon as the handsome guy who seemed to be handsome opened his mouth, Ouyang Jing felt wrong. The tone, the rhetoric, how awkward it sounds, doesn't feel like the temperament that Xiang Shuai should have.
Just when she was suspicious, Xiaolongnu suddenly sneered and said, "Ouyang, don't listen to him, he is a schizophrenic neurosis, not Chu Liuxiang at all." ”
Ouyang Jing raised his eyebrows: "It's not Chu Liuxiang?" Then he's ......."
I also said to myself in my heart: It seems that my feelings are not wrong, this product is really fake! But what's the matter with this product that looks exactly like Xiang Shuai? Could it be that the Temple of Reincarnation has undergone a facelift?
When he was guessing, he heard Xiaolongnu directly reveal the mystery: "His name is Ding Crab." A, B, C, D, D, Crab, Crab. ”
"Ding, Ding Crab!"
Ouyang Jing's eyes widened, looking at the fake handsome man in disbelief, and said in his heart, my God, why did this neurotic come to the boss team? Will the Hall of Reincarnation still send reincarnators to the world of fashion dramas like "The Great Era" to do tasks?
Ding Crab is the most classic villain created by Zheng Shaoqiu, who is born with infinite manpower, has practiced fists and feet, has been a club gangster, and is not close to seven or eight red sticks.
The most important thing is that the brain circuit of Ding Crab is seriously different from ordinary people, suspected of being mentally ill, acting and speaking upside down, doing all bad things, pretentious and upright, and even often putting the sentence "Good people do not deceive the sky, and evil people are afraid of the sky" on the lips.
Such a strange and strange brainie actually blended into the Hall of Reincarnation, and even mixed into the boss team, and became teammates with Xiaolongnu, Knife Girl, and Gandalf...... This made Ouyang Jing have to sigh, the world is really wonderful, only unexpected.
According to the current situation, Ding Crab's neurosis did not improve because of entering the Reincarnation Palace, but showed signs of deepening, and he actually began to pretend to be Chu Liuxiang......
The fake big fragrant handsome Ding Crab was unreservedly exposed by Xiaolongnu, but she didn't get angry, but smiled reservedly, shook the fan lightly, and said leisurely: "Little Brother Ouyang, the captain's words can't be wrong, I am indeed a Ding Crab, but I am also Chu Liuxiang." Otherwise, why do I look exactly the same as Chu Liuxiang? So there is only one ...... truth"
Speaking of this, he stopped talking for a while, took out a mobile phone, pressed it twice on the screen, and the music sounded: "Destined for a lifetime, fight with the sky; destined for a lifetime, false and true; The door of success, who wins or loses, I can't escape, fame and fortune are riddled ......"
In the BGM accompaniment of this handsome legendary theme song "Heaven and Earth", Ding Crab gently shook the folding fan again and said leisurely: "I, Ding Crab, am the reincarnation of Chu Liuxiang!" Now I have awakened the memories of my previous life and found Chu Liuxiang's identity. In this case, I am Chu Liuxiang! ”
The corners of Ouyang Jing's mouth twitched slightly, and he sighed with emotion: "When I am developed, I must take Brother Ding to the best hospital, find the best doctor, and take the most expensive medicine." ”
Ding Crab said: "Don't call me Brother Ding, please call me Xiangshuai." ”
Ouyang Jing twitched the corners of his mouth again, transmitted the sound into the secret, and said to the little dragon girl: "Captain, how did this guy Ding Crab sneak into the Hall of Reincarnation?" Even his kind of neuropathy has been recruited, and the reincarnation hall is too hungry to eat, right? ”
Xiaolongnu replied: "Speaking of this matter, it is also incredible-a rookie reincarnation team, originally just lucky, got a leisure card, so he went to the world of the big time that should be no danger to relax and relax, but he didn't expect to accidentally provoke his son who was the boss of the club, and then he was completely wiped out." ”
Ouyang Jingqi said: "Ding Crab can beat me, but his ability to fight only belongs to the category of ordinary people, a reincarnation team, even if it is just a rookie team, how can he be completely wiped out?" ”
Xiaolongnu made a particularly helpless expression: "You should know that Ding Crab has been super lucky for a long time, according to metaphysics, it is simply a son of the plane, or a particularly favored gentleman, and the luck is unimaginably strong." After the reincarnation team provoked his son, it didn't take long for them to die in an accident one after another, just like the Grim Reaper. After the reincarnation team was completely wiped out, the Reincarnation Hall recruited Ding Crab in. ”
Ouyang Jing was incredulous: "So, that rookie reincarnation team all died by accident?" And the Hall of Reincarnation counted all the heads on the head of the Ding crab? ”
The little dragon girl shrugged her shoulders, spread her hands, and said, "Maybe in the eyes of the Reincarnation Palace, it was the invincible luck of the Ding Crab that killed the reincarnators?" ”
"How can you still ...... like this"
Ouyang Jing was speechless.
At this time, Ding Crab suddenly spoke: "Hey, captain, you have been in love with Little Brother Ouyang for so long, are you in love with him?" ”
The little dragon girl glanced at him angrily: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute." Also, please turn off the music, you play this old-fashioned song all day long, and everyone's ears are calloused! ”
Gandalf and Dao Mei bowed their heads again and again when they heard this, showing that they seconded the proposal.
"Then I'll change the song...... Ding Crab is as good as a stream, picked up the mobile phone, pressed it twice, and changed to a song: "It's a long way, it's cold and quiet, and it's quiet in the snow......"
Hearing this song that was so old that their teeth were about to fall out, Xiaolongnu and the others were speechless for a while.
But the Ding Crab was still triumphant: "How is it?" This song is good, right? After all, it's my masterpiece......"
Ouyang Jing was also speechless, and complained in his heart: "It's Qiuguan's masterpiece, not yours." At the same time, I felt a deep sense of powerlessness for such a strange thing in the team.
"Captain, this guy Ding Crab is so weird, you can still tolerate his existence, why didn't you beat him to death?"
"Alas, we're also helpless, but who told us that the boss team is desperately short of manpower?"
Xiaolongnu sighed deeply, she didn't even bother to transmit the sound, and said directly to Ouyang Jing in front of Ding Crab: "Other gold-level teams, at least a ten-person team. Those large organizations have dozens or even hundreds of backbone members, and hundreds of peripheral members. And what about us? Before you came, there were only four of them. What do you think we can do? Of course, I can only tolerate him. ”
[The update time has been adjusted, and the first one will be advanced to 12 o'clock at noon, and the second will be advanced to 6 o'clock in the afternoon.] Ask for recommendation~】