Chapter 170: The Vixen Steals the Corpse
Yin Hao ignored the jokes of the four purposes, and used the secret technique of "hanging up" to study various classics and his own boxing skills, while occasionally scattering paper money.
Faced with this situation, the best thing to do is to ignore it.
After Simu himself said that he was bored, he naturally would not bring up this topic again.
Sure enough, after teasing Yin Hao for a while, Simu saw that Yin Hao did not react at all, and looked indifferent, so he had to give up with a sense of boredom.
After chasing the corpse for a while, Simu felt that the journey was boring, and he couldn't help but think about having fun.
He looked at Yin Hao and knew that Yin Hao would not pay attention to his jokes, so he put his mind on other aspects.
He thought about it for a while, but after a while, his eyes lit up, and he said to Yin Hao: "This corpse is hard and lonely, why don't we have fun in the bitterness and find some fun?" ”
Yin Hao raised his head and looked at the four eyes, and said helplessly: "What kind of fun do you want to have?" ”
He is not a person who puts his mind on study and cultivation all the time, and his previous actions are only because he doesn't want to be teased by Simu all the time, so he ignores Simu.
And if Simu doesn't talk about the matter between him and Ren Tingting first, then he will naturally not give Simu face, pretending not to hear it and ignore it.
"Look at me, look at it......"
Hearing Yin Hao's response to him, the corners of his mouth suddenly turned up, and he said triumphantly.
As he spoke, he suddenly sang while jumping forward: "I jump, I jump, I jump!" We keep jumping, we jump with our legs crossed! ”
"We jump forward, we jump backward!"
The row of walking corpses in the back was controlled by the four eyes, so they naturally jumped up with the four eyes' movements.
And no matter what the four eyes do, how will the dozen or so walking corpses in this row move.
So, a very funny scene appeared.
I saw Simu playing with a living treasure in front of him, like twisting Yangge.
The dozen or so walking corpses in the back also followed suit and made neat and uniform movements, which was very funny.
The gloomy woods, the mottled shadows of the trees, the looming firelight, and the non-stop sound of bells at that moment, what should have been a rather eerie scene turned out to be unexpected at this moment, and there was a bit of joy.
Even Yin Hao, who has a relatively calm personality, can't help but be ruined by the childish behavior of the four purposes.
This four-eyed senior brother ...... That's enough!
Seeing Simu playing treasure in front, the corners of Yin Hao's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he had an urge to laugh.
"How's that, interesting, isn't it?"
Simu stopped the movement of the corpse, looked back at Yin Hao and said quite smugly, and then continued to jump forward with a smile: "Come on!" We twist and jump, we jump cross-legged! We crooked ......"
I saw that the four eyes seemed to be playing, jumping left and right regardless of the image, as if there was really some great fun in it.
Looking at Simu's behavior, Yin Hao shook his head helplessly and funny, but after all, he still didn't stop Simu's childlike behavior.
Just accidentally noticed something, and a strange smile couldn't help but appear on his face.
He slowed his pace and looked at his eyes quietly.
Suddenly, happiness and sorrow.
Before the three words "crooked jumping" were finished, the four eyes in the jump didn't notice a stone under their feet, and jumped up directly and broke their feet, and immediately fell to the ground.
The dozen or so walking corpses in the back naturally fell to the ground one after another like dominoes.
"Senior brother, are you okay? I can't jump yet! ”
Yin Hao had a smile on his face, gently rubbed his forehead with his hand, slightly covering the smile at the corner of his mouth, and stepped forward to help Simu up.
People are always amused by others making some harmless embarrassments, and Yin Hao is naturally the same.
Looking at Yin Hao's pretentious posture, Simu smiled awkwardly and explained: "Mistake, mistake, this is definitely a mistake......
……
In this way, after seven days of walking all the way, I finally approached my destination!
There are only two days left before the four-purpose dojo.
During this period, in addition to all kinds of living treasure behaviors, Simu was sometimes tired, and he would also play treasure and ask Yin Hao to help him travel for a while.
As for himself, he jumped on the shoulders of zombies and took a "ride".
This made Yin Hao feel very helpless.
The speed of chasing corpses is not to look at anything else, but to completely rely on the corpse chaser.
The level of corpse chasers is high, and the method of rushing is effective, so the speed of the corpse is fast.
Yin Hao's level of chasing corpses is indeed inferior to the four eyes who make a living from it.
But with the realm of his boxing skills, the distance and height of the jump are naturally not comparable to the four eyes, so in the same time, he definitely has more roads than the four eyes.
"Senior brother?"
After rushing for Simu for a while, Yin Hao turned around helplessly and asked.
"Oops! You should be considerate and considerate of your brother! Senior brother, this old bone, the body bones are no longer good, and there is no kung fu in the body, you can help, and then rush for the senior brother for half an hour, and I will take over after half an hour. ”
The four eyes that were being carried by the walking corpses naturally did not want to let go of this opportunity to be lazy, and said slowly.
Facing Simu's faceless appearance, Yin Hao felt a headache, he rubbed his forehead and sighed: "Senior brother, you have already said this half an hour ago!" ”
I'm only in my early thirties, so what am I, middle-aged and elderly?
Yin Hao sighed and complained in his heart.
Simu was stunned for a moment, and asked with a somewhat embarrassed smile, "Is it?" Alright then, I'll come down and take your shift! ”
As he spoke, he reluctantly jumped down.
Just as the two were about to change shifts, a white cloth suddenly flew out of a tree, silently stretched out from behind like a snake, quickly tied up the last walking corpse in the walking corpse team, and then pulled it back violently.
This move naturally can't be hidden from Yin Hao and Simu.
Seeing this, Simu was immediately furious, someone dared to steal his customers under his nose?
I'm really impatient!
I saw him step a little, his figure jumped up in the air, grabbed the walking corpse that was caught in the air, pulled it hard, and dragged it down.
When he looked up, he found that there was a woman in white hidden in the tree, and she was quite gorgeous.
However, in the middle of the night, in the wilderness, they still came to steal the corpse, and with that bit of appearance, it was obviously impossible for an ordinary woman.
What's more, Simu is a natural life Geke wife, in order not to harm others and himself, he has always been uninterested in women, so naturally he will not have any pity for the jade.
Simu rolled up his sleeves, directly pulled out the big sword behind his back, and said, "Oops! How dare you steal my corpse, I'll make you an idiot! ”
"Senior brother, help me take care of the customers, I'll solve her!"
After saying that, Simu rushed up and fought with the woman.
Seeing that the four eyes said so, what else could Yin Hao do? Originally, he was going to rush to solve the evil spirit, but now he ...... I can only watch the play from the side.
Anyway, this matter is not a matter for Simu!
Yes, evil, this woman is either evil or demonic.
Anyway, a gorgeous woman came to steal the corpse at night, not for money, but for bizarre means, it will definitely not be enough for an ordinary woman.
The more Yin Hao looked at the side, the more surprised he became, and the more he looked at it, the more he frowned.
It's not that this woman in white is so powerful.
It's this plot.,It seems a little familiar.。
It seems that at the beginning of the movie "Uncle Zombie" in his previous life, the four-eyed Taoist was on the way to transport the guests, and he encountered a fox spirit stealing the corpse, right?
Yin Hao raised his eyebrows, and immediately instilled mana into his eyes, and opened his eyes to look at the woman in white with secret techniques.
When he saw the real body of the woman in white, Yin Hao couldn't help but be surprised: "It's really a fox spirit......
Thinking of the plot of "Uncle Zombie", Yin Hao's heart couldn't help but flash a trace of worry.
The royal zombie who was struck by lightning in the plot seems to be a hairy zombie at the very least, and it may even be a flying zombie that can only be solved by a heavenly master to a large extent......
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The cultivation realm of the four purposes has reached the peak of the mage realm, and the strength is actually not as good as Lin Fengjiao in the real human realm, but it is not necessarily inferior to Yin Hao, a half-real human realm monk.
Of course, the strength brought by boxing is not counted.
So this vixen was forced to be embarrassed by Simu in just a few moves, and then he was directly kicked in the head by Simu and flew out.
Simu snorted coldly: "With this ability, you dare to come and steal my corpse, it's really impatient!" ”
As he spoke, he did not hesitate, waving the peachwood sword in his hand, to slash the fox spirit under the sword.
The vixen's face had a large footprint on the bottom of his feet, and his eyes were full of anger.
She was so angry that she didn't shoot back or dodge when she saw the sword rushing towards her, but wiped the footprints on her face and tore her clothes.
Yes, that's right, torn up.
"This ...... What is the meaning? ”
Simu was stunned for a moment, and he still didn't understand what this vixen wanted to do.
He soon understood, though.
I saw that in the broken white clothes of this vixen, an extremely sexy underwear was revealed, which was much more revealing than the woman in the brothel.
Breasts, thighs, there are large patches of white flower skin exposed outside, which is extremely attractive.
Moreover, this vixen is not bad looking, especially a pair of eyes that are big and bright, watery, full of charm, with a strange magic.
In this wilderness, it is also an extremely beautiful scenery.
She no longer resisted, but put on a pitiful look, scratching her head and looking at her eyes.
The fingers are placed between the red lips, and they make a lewd panting sound, which is tickling.
"Hmm~~Oh~~"
The sound of the glamour sounds!
The four-eyed sprint suddenly stopped, and the peachwood sword in his hand shrank back slightly, his eyes closed and closed, and his head shook and shook.
I don't know if he, an old bachelor, doesn't dare to watch this scene, or wants to see it more clearly.
PS: 18500 words are still owed.