Chapter 45: The Recruitment Office of the Pavilion Soap Sect
Xiao Hua's Gu was solved, we stayed in Anlong County for one night, Jiang Ming and Xiao Hua discussed for a long time in the room, how did she become the successor of Yi Gu? I woke up the next day and saw that Jiang Ming was still asleep, so I kicked him in the ass.
"I also said that I will take Xiaohua to Guiyang by car today, see what time it is, hurry up!" I urged. Jiang Ming came back late last night and said that Xiaohua had a month to go before the summer vacation, and he had to make up for the previous class.
I asked him how the Bureau of Investigation and Kazekiko were doing. He said that Feng Qingzi was injured and escaped alone, more than a dozen people under his door were killed by President Qiu, and more than a dozen people were arrested by the Investigation Bureau. Mr. Qiu retreated, but he also injured a few people. There were also a few injuries on the side of the Investigation Bureau, and it was not a big problem.
On the car to Guiyang, Xiaohua took Jiang Ming's hand and rested his head on his shoulder. He looked up and said, "Brother Ming, I want to change my major." Jiang Ming and I both looked at her suspiciously, and didn't know how to answer for a while, can I change my major in college? Now her major is ethnology, and she said she wants to change to Taoism.
I smiled and said, "Jiang Ming, you got your wish, the football team is right in front of you!" "Xiaohua asked what football team? We smiled and didn't speak.
Xiaohua said that her school has a major in Taoism, which has also been added in recent years, and has been recruiting students for four years, with 60 people in each class, and she wants to transfer to the third year. Jiang Ming was overjoyed when he heard this, his Pavilion Soap Sect was a withering talent, and he urgently needed a group of graduates, but no one was willing to come, thinking that the temple was too small.
This time, I'll have to find a way to trick a few people over.
Jiang Ming said that he wanted to take down all these sixty people and put them in his Pavilion Soap Sect. Xiaohua looked at him in surprise, and said Brother Ming, the people in your Pavilion Soap Sect have few real estate, are they willing to go? Jiang Ming said that if someone is rich, he will have money, and if he is rich, he will have real estate.
After speaking, he glanced at Xiao Hua meaningfully. I said, "You're going to rob people with the Damen faction?" That's a ruthless idea, isn't it? But what can you do to keep people? ”
Jiang Ming smiled sadly and said that he would go to the school first and then find a way! By the way, you immediately blow the whistle and notify the fat man to gather in Guiyang. I took out my mobile phone and called the fat man, saying that Jiang Ming wanted to go to Guiyang to grab the source of life, and asked him to come over immediately, otherwise don't regret it!
Sent Xiaohua back to Guizhou University for Nationalities, and we found a place to live at the entrance of the school. Jiang Ming dragged me around the school every day, and this Taoist dress also attracted a lot of fans, and he was tall and handsome, and he was also teased by all kinds of people.
Through various inquiries, we know that this Taoist graduating class will go to a scenic spot next Saturday. This is the last time this graduating class will play, and then they will participate in the job fair in the school, and go their separate ways.
At that time, there will be a lot of gate factions to come to the scene to recruit, people are big factions, the environment is good, the welfare is good, there are many attractions in the sect, and the employment prospects of Taoist priests are very good. It is equivalent to the current state-owned enterprises, recruiting people is not worried, and graduates are squeezing their heads to get in.
It is understood that the scenic spot they visited was the Baihua Lake Scenic Area in Zhuchang Town. It was once a drinking water reservoir before being transformed into a tourist attraction. We immediately took a taxi and saw a place where the marble slabs were cut halfway through.
Jiang Ming pulled me out of the car, pointed to the slate being cut, and said, "Ten centimeters thick slate, can you interrupt?" ”
I said, "It's okay to interrupt, it's a little harder to fly." Jiang Ming made an OK gesture, then asked the boss for the phone, and said, "The stone slab with such a big door panel, come to ten pieces, and it will be ten centimeters thick." Then he gave a deposit of 10,000 yuan.
Jiang Ming told the boss to load the car at that time, install a piece every half a meter, fix it, and drive the car to the parking lot of Baihua Lake Scenic Area. I said, "What do you want this for?" Aren't we robbing for life? He patted me on the shoulder and said, "You'll know when the time comes." ”
I got in the car and continued to hurry, and I went to the scenic spot, where the parking lot was being expanded and many workers were laying floor tiles. He stuffed me with a pack of cigarettes, told me to smoke at the door and wait, and went straight to the management office.
The fat man called me at this time and asked where we were? I said in the Baihua Lake Scenic Area, he said grass! Why didn't you say it earlier, he passed by there just now, and now he is at the school gate.
The fat man came by chartered car, chartered a Jinbei van, was checked several times on the road, and the fat man also entered the police station a few times. He said that many people reported him for reselling wild animals, but fortunately he had a job voucher and was fine. When the car came to Baihua Lake, as soon as he opened the door, a large pink bird more than one meter long flew out.
The fat man looked at the big bird and roared, "I'll come back after playing for a while!" Don't do bad things, or you'll be spanked! After saying that, he ran over, hugged me and laughed, saying that after a few months of staying in the watch, he was about to suffocate to death. Q: What are my big plans?
I punched his fat belly, and it was very elastic. I said to listen to Jiang Ming's arrangement, he knew that this national university has a graduating class of 60 people, all of whom are majoring in Taoism, and they want to cut off their beards! The fat man was surprised and said, how can he rob a small temple with a few people?
The surrounding tourists watched such a big bird fly out, and they all pointed at it curiously, saying that this can't be a macaw, right? How is it such a big one? Look at the tail is a meter long.
The cage bird also held back for several days, and after coming out, it flew around and flew towards the center of the lake and caught the fish.
I asked the fat man, is this your little cock? The fat man proudly said that Xiao Zhu had grown so big in a few months, and he didn't expect it, he said that Xiao Zhu could eat, and he was about to eat him poor. I said that if I signed a contract with this attraction, I would see if I could increase the passenger flow by half and make some milk powder money.
The fat man slapped his thigh and said, this is a good idea, and it can also generate income! As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Ming came out of the management office. He said excitedly, fat man, you came just in time, and now you are still missing your program, report your program list!
I said that the fat man and I don't understand the situation, or you can spoil it! The fat man said very much, I didn't understand the situation when I first came, if you don't say it, we won't be useful!
Jiang Ming pulled us to squat under the shade of a tree. Then he said that on Saturday, the graduates of Guizhou University for Nationalities, majoring in Taoism, organized an outing as the last party before graduation. Then I learned that this time there was no mentor to lead the team, and it was completely organized by the class cadres.
When he said this, he glanced at us, and what was the favorite thing about the priest? Fat man says money? I said beauty? Jiang Ming was so angry that he stood up and stopped talking, and pointed at us tremblingly. Hahaha! We all burst out laughing.
In the end, he said that he wanted to have a thrilling job fair here, but the people of the small temple didn't like it! So I thought we would cooperate with a show, calm down these sixty people, and then recruit them to the Pavilion Soap Sect.
I see! He said that he paid 50,000 yuan to the management office, asked the management office to provide the venue, cooperated with the recruitment, and just signed the contract. As long as 50 people are recruited, another 50,000 yuan will be given to the management office. In other words, before the recruitment ends, the management office is our people.
After Jiang Ming finished speaking, he smiled sadly, looking like a traitor playing with power. Finally, we were taken to the hotel in Zhuchang Town to study the details together. I also found a fabric store to make a Taoist outfit for me and the fat man.
On Saturday morning, we had breakfast, put on our uniforms, and came to the parking lot of Baihua Lake Scenic Area early. Several people in the management office have set up tents in the parking lot, and there is a table in it with an old man sitting. On the tent is written "Jiangxi Yichun Pavilion Soap Sect Recruitment Office".
Not far behind the tent was a large truck with ten large stone slabs neatly placed on it. Jiang Ming walked over, and the people from the management office stood up and said that the boss is here? Jiang Ming waved his hand and said How are you ready? The uncle said that the management office will not sell a single ticket today, and no car will be able to come in except for the students' cars.
Jiang Ming nodded and asked how the lake was prepared? The uncle picked up the walkie-talkie and asked, saying that it was all in place. Then we looked into the middle of the lake, where the boats in the scenic area were lined up, each with a scarecrow. Jiang Ming said that everyone in the management office knew that we were going to perform a magic trick.
It seems to be a big deal! We found stools to sit on inside the tent. After a while, a bus came over and stopped across from us. A group of young men and women came down, looking at this side curiously, and when they saw the recruitment office above, they were all covering their mouths and laughing.
A few young male and female students came over and read: "Jiangxi Yichun Pavilion Soap Sect Recruitment Office? Hey, have you heard of this sect? A pock-faced man said, "What kind of small temple is this, I haven't heard of it." ”
And another man with glasses said: "This Pavilion Soap Sect is the Lingbao Sect, one of the three major sects, it used to be very brilliant, but unfortunately it was." After saying that, he sighed.
Jiang Ming stood up, took a recruitment registration form and handed it over. The man with glasses waved his hand and said, "No need, thank you!" I already have a favorite sect, and it is also your Jiangxi, Longhu Mountain! Jiang Ming smiled and said nothing.
There was a large group of students over there, and there was a girl who seemed to be a class leader, a slightly chubby girl. She called out over there, "Assemble everyone!" Don't look at it! More than a dozen major sects will come to recruit next month! Then there was a burst of laughter.
Several male and female students who came over here walked back in embarrassment. After they had gathered and counted the numbers, Jiang Ming nodded to me. I stood up and walked to the back of the truck and let out an "ah" cry, and all sixty students looked at me.
Then I used the internal force in my left hand, and with one punch, I broke the ten-centimeter-thick stone slab, and with a "clang", the top fell off, smashed onto the car board, and then fell to the newly paved square brick floor, and there was a "boom" sound.
A few of the girls in the class screamed "ah" in fright. I saw that my eyes were all attracted, so I smashed four more pieces in a row before I returned to the tent, and the stone slabs behind me fell one after another. As soon as the sound of the broken stone slabs hitting the ground was over, I sat down. The students on the opposite side didn't dare to come out when they saw the atmosphere.
After a while, the pock-faced boy who said, "What kind of little temple is this, I haven't heard of it," shouted, "Fake, right?" It's magic for sure. ”
The fat man stood up and said loudly, "That's what I'm waiting for." Then he took out the Four Elephant Token, threw it into the air, and flew in four directions. He chanted a few incantations at the same time, and the entire space around him was blurred and distorted.
Another match was thrown, and the sky darkened, and the stars could be seen. In the early morning, the sky suddenly darkened, causing several girls to cry out in fright. A few bold boys stood up and protected the classmates behind.
Jiang Ming raised his hand and said let go! A one-meter-high fire suddenly rose outside the students and buses. The students were in chaos and were all together. Jiang Ming raised his other hand again and said let go! A circle of flames rose further along.
This time the flames were farther away, so there was no major commotion. The boys who stood up rushed over, and the fat man shot a few fireballs, which frightened them back and back. The man in glasses shouted violently: "Who are you demons, dare to come here to do evil?" ”
Jiang Ming pointed to the banner of "Jiangxi Yichun Pavilion Soap Sect Recruitment Office", stood up and stretched his waist, and said, "I am a personal disciple of the head of the Pavilion Soap Sect, and I am here to recruit workers today." See if you dare to stand up, you will be the second senior brother in the future. ”
The students don't believe it, they have seen a lot of recruitment, they are all good sects selected by students, and the sects with more money and good development are popular, but the number of places is limited. But now this shocking recruitment scene is the first time I have seen it.
Seeing that the students were a little hesitant, Jiang Ming turned back to the fat man and said, "Withdraw the formation!" Add some more! The fat man waved his hand, and the match returned to his palm, and the sky showed blue sky and white clouds. With another wave of his hand, the Four Elephants Formation was also withdrawn, and the token returned to his hand.
The students breathed a sigh of relief. I saw the fat man whistle, and a big pink bird flew in the sky, "cluck, cluck, cluck" a few times. When the students looked up, this bird was so big, and it was dragging a long tail, this big pink bird, it couldn't be a parrot, right? I've heard that macaws are huge.
The big bird flew to the middle of the lake, and suddenly its tail emitted a burst of fire. The students said, "Look, the big bird is on fire." I saw the big birds fly over the row of scarecrows one by one, and then the scarecrows were all on fire. After the big bird lit the fire, he extinguished the fire on his tail and flew back to the fat man.
Just when the students were dumbfounded. Jiang Ming said loudly: "Who is signing up now?" Just ten people! If you're late, there won't be a quota! "The students didn't even think about it, they flocked to me and said I'm going to sign up, I'm going to sign up. All of a sudden, the registration office was surrounded by a group, and all the registration forms were snatched up.