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Love the mountains

A girl dressed in a pink Luo skirt, long hair to the waist, a small melon seed face, a pair of peach blossom eyes with special purple eyes, a straight nose bridge, and a small cherry mouth, fluttering butterflies among the flowers.

The laughter like a silver bell penetrated into the ears of Qi Ran next to her, but it made her very worried.

"Ugh." Qi Ran sighed again, and beckoned weakly to a mentally handicapped girl with a smile among the flowers, "Baby, come here." ”

The girl was stunned, immediately gave up chasing butterflies, ran to the side of Qiran, squatted down, and said obediently: "Mother, what are you doing?" ”

Qi Ran sighed again and rubbed Simu's head.

According to the time in the time mirror, they stayed there for five years, but according to the normal time of the fairy world, Nima is five thousand years!

So Simu grew up, but he didn't ......

The body is 5,000 years old, but the mind is ......

I'm still an eight-year-old!!

Just when Qi Ran sighed bitterly, Simu grabbed the thing in front of her with both hands and rubbed it, she said strangely: "Mother, this is uncomfortable, Simu doesn't want to be good, okay?" ”

Qi Ran: "......" (; ́༎ຶД༎ຶ') Who will save her?

Qi Ran couldn't say a word and took Simu's hand off, and patiently explained: "Baby, this is something that every woman will have, if you don't have it, it will look like a man, it's not good-looking, and if you have a child in the future, he will have to rely on this to survive." ”

"Survival?" Simu listened in a daze.

"Newborn children are all breastfed."

"What is breast milk?" Simu scratched his head.

Qi Ran is a little difficult, she has never drunk breast milk, how to explain it?

Suddenly, she had an idea: "It's when you were just born and couldn't walk...... Something that my mother fed you. ”

Simu's eyes lit up: "Milk!" ”

Qi Ran slapped his palm: "Yes, yes, yes, that's it." ”

Simu was strange again: "But why should I feed it?" I don't have milk. ”

Qi Ran: "...... So where did you get the milk you drank? ”

"The deer milk that my mother found for Simu."

Qi Ran swallowed his saliva: "I ...... Gave birth to you without milk? ”

Simu shook his head: "No." ”

Qi Ran thought of a possibility, and when he thought of breastfeeding, the Demon King's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he lifted his clothes and wanted to feed, but he was a man!! I really couldn't accept it, so I grabbed a doe from the love mountain to feed Simu......

"Hahahahaha......"

I don't know why, what is my mother laughing at?

Qi Ran smiled enough, and said: "Anyway, the woman's bear is very effective." ”

Simu nodded: "Oh." ”

She thought about it, Simu is 5,000 years old, and she must have a menstrual period, so she started her common sense education again: "Is there anything uncomfortable recently?" ”

Simu said aggrievedly: "Yes, my stomach has been uncomfortable recently. ”

"Does it hurt to swell?"

"Uh-huh."

Qi Ran touched his chin and said, "That's right, baby, that stomach pain, you will have it every month in the future." ”

Simu's face turned pale in an instant, as if he was about to cry: "Mother, am I going to die so I hurt every month?" ”

Qi Ran flicked her forehead: "Silly girl, this stomach ache every month is inevitable, if you regulate it...... It shouldn't hurt, this one, it's called the eldest aunt is immortal. ”