Chapter 57 I see
I also said that I was Lord Qincha, I saw that Li Tao was more and more outrageous, so I picked up the chopsticks in front of me, there were several dishes on the table, not to mention eating these dishes, even if I saw it for the first time, I filled the wine glass in front of me with a glass of beer, and then pointed at Li Tao with chopsticks and said: Brother Tao, you are talking nonsense alone, I will eat these dishes first, such a good dish, don't eat it wasted. I shook off my cheeks, activated my back molars, ate a few bites of food, drank a beer, and this meal was full of ditches and flattens. I swallowed the last bit of food in my mouth, rinsed the rest of the beer from my glass, and drank it down. I didn't go to get the napkin, I just wiped my mouth with my hand. Satisfied, I put down my chopsticks and leaned back in my chair.
At this time, I saw Li Tao holding a white porcelain teacup in his hand, smiling at me, and then I heard a snap, and the teacup in his hand shattered. I bounced out of my chair at once, hell, and he crushed the white porcelain teacup in his hand. I quickly picked up the cup of tea in front of me, and pinched it hard with both hands, this teacup is white porcelain, much thicker than the usual transparent glass teacup, I thought to myself that this guy should not have taken advantage of the time when I was crazy to eat just now, and made a move on the teacup in front of him, so I put the white porcelain teacup in my hand on the glass turntable in the middle of the table, I turned the turntable, so that the white porcelain teacup stopped in front of Li Tao, and then I stared at Li Tao's eyes, and crossbowed at the white porcelain teacup, I mean I want to take him to the army, little sample, aren't you capable? It's kind of crushing this teacup as well. Li Tao slowly reached out and picked up the cup I had just turned in front of him, and then slowly poured the tea in the cup into the plate he had just eaten, he naturally held the teacup with one hand, and moved closer to me, I leaned out a little bit towards him, at this time I was less than a meter away from the cup, and I didn't even dare to come out, for fear of missing something. With a snap, the white porcelain water cup shattered in his hand, and I shrank back in fright, afraid that the broken water cup slag would collapse into my eyes. I quickly got up from the chair, walked around half of the table and grabbed Li Tao's arm, Brother Tao, what did you just say? I completely believe it, you say it again, I patronized and ate just now, I didn't listen, you help me, I will listen to you in the future, I want to be the big brother of the province. I grabbed Li Tao's arm and began to shake it non-stop.
Li Tao slowly broke my hand holding his arm with his hand, and then he stretched out the hand that crushed the white porcelain teacup just now, shook it in front of me, and then slowly put his five fingers together and made a pinching motion. I suddenly saw a movie picture in front of me, in which an old man with white hair and white beard and white clothes was fighting with Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan used a trick to dig out the crotch of the black tiger, and then the picture turned, a hollow bamboo pole stood on the ground, and an egg was placed on the top of the bamboo pole. Jackie Chan is practicing snake boxing, his palm is like the head of a cobra, slowly spiraling up along the bamboo pole, until he catches the egg, Jackie Chan's palm is forced, the egg is pinched and exploded, the transparent egg white, yellow egg yolk, flows out, and the picture cuts back to the scene of the fight, as the egg is pinched and exploded, the old man with white hair and white beard and white clothes clamps his legs and screams. I looked at Li Tao, this hand that can crush the teacup is estimated to be stronger than Jackie Chan's hand in the movie to crush eggs, I suddenly felt a part of my body, trembling, Li Tao pointed to the chair I had sat on, signaling me to sit back honestly.
I honestly returned to my position, I was waiting for Li Tao to speak, he seemed to be deliberately hanging my appetite, and it took a long time before he opened his mouth and said: If you don't want me to deal with you, you'd better sit there honestly and don't move, listen to me. In the future, don't ask me who No. 1 is, I won't tell you, before I made No. 1 a guard, I signed a confidentiality treaty with the organization, and I can only tell you that the height of No. 1 is beyond your imagination. I don't know who chose you, why did you choose this pig? I came here three years ago to carry out the order of the 1st, and the order I received was to help you get into a key high school, and then send you to the army, of course, the most important thing is to protect your safety, although no one knows your future identity yet, but for the sake of insurance, you still have to be foolproof. When I first came, I went to your town to investigate your academic performance, and the result disappointed me, your kid's study is like a crotch diaper, not bullshit, even if you give the dog a piece of cake tied around his neck, the dog's academic performance is better than yours.
Alas, it's almost okay, scold a few words, I'm not the same as you, and tie a piece of cake to the dog, the dog is better than me, how much better is your academic performance than mine? I interrupted Li Tao to say.
He went on to say: "Later, when I saw that you were admitted to high school with your academic performance, it was impossible. I wanted to see if you could have any specialties and be sent to high school, but I found out that you kid is stupid like a Hara, and you can't be hairy. I know, there is a girl named Huang Rong who is from the same tun as you, so I will ask her about you. As a result, the girl said that you are lazy and greedy, and usually leave you at home to watch the house when others go to the ground, what are you doing and what are you not eating, and there is nothing left, her eyes are staring, and the plates are jumping around. I asked her again, what do you usually do when you are at home? She said: You are particularly accurate in throwing stones, because when you are looking after the house, you always take a small bench, find a shady place to sit down, use stone seeds to drive away, and scourge the chickens in the garden. I asked her if there was anything else. She thought for a while and said, you will also throw the hair knock pole, saying that there is a small land near your home, that piece of land is planted every year, every year after the hair is harvested, the hair knock pole has to be taken home to burn the fire, you are lazy not to go home all the time, just stand in that field and throw it directly into the yard, hey, Xiao Bizi, you say you have to be lazy with such a little work, do you say you are too lazy to have maggots?
I scratched my scalp and was a little embarrassed by what Li Tao said, Huang Rong, a dead girl, buried me behind my back, and I cursed her to eat the water of two wells when she grew up.
Li Tao saw my embarrassment and sarcastically said that the sun came out of the west today, and people like me knew that they were embarrassed. After sarcastically mocking me, he went on to say: It happened that the junior high school sports meeting held in the county that year added the javelin project, but I didn't expect that your kid staggered into high school with this skill of throwing hairy rods, which I didn't expect, and it saved me a lot of trouble. It just so happened that I had nothing to do, and the task was not over, but fortunately I entered the third middle school and became a student of the third middle school, and later was escorted to high school with a football specialty, and you were in the same class, and you will know what happened later. When I was a teenager, I had an experience that I will never forget, and it was that experience that made me practice the good way of shuffling the cards, no matter what kind of playing cards I had to hand shuffle a few times, I could arrange the cards in order and remember them all. When the cards are dealt, I deal the pre-arranged cards to the person I want to win. This trick does not steal cards or change cards, but the order is arranged when the cards are shuffled, so people do not know it, and they will not leave a handle at all. Ever since I came here, Brother Tian has always taken care of me. One day at dinner, Brother Tian told me that he had a small underground casino in Guangyi Coal Mine, and the people who went there to gamble were some coal bosses or the families of coal bosses. Brother Tian knew that I had such a method, so he proposed to let me go over to help take a look, in order to thank Brother Tian for taking care of me for such a long time, so I agreed, but I didn't expect that I would meet you for the first time. I know that your kid is usually poor, so I want you to be happy, anyway, I can't catch the old man for a while, so I thought of using the Morse code to inform you, I thought you kid was so stupid, I couldn't understand my intentions, but I didn't expect to be understood by your kid, so I sent you a pair of five dragons 21 points. I didn't expect you kid to be quite good, you paged me on the second day of winning, and when I called you back, you called me the gambling king on the phone. I was afraid that you would become addicted to gambling, so I made up a set of lies on the phone to tell you not to mention this matter again, if the forces behind me know that I deliberately released water, the consequences will be serious. Sure enough, until I caught that old man, you never went, even if you kid has a little conscience, and you know that you care about my safety. This also made me indirectly understand that you are not a person who has no bottom line for money. After saying the above, Li Tao spread his hands to me, meaning that he had already finished speaking, and I still had any questions.
What about the picture at the Magpie bookstore? Did you put that picture? I asked.
Li Tao smiled and nodded.