Although I scolded myself for using "things gather like and people gather in groups" to describe Chen Haobei's relationship network, I still want to say that his gang of gangster friends are really quite shameless, everyone is frank and straightforward and empty-handed, and everyone only has one mouth.

This mouth today has only two functions: to eat someone else's and to blow one's own.

I went downstairs after receiving a call from Chen Haobei, his friends had already arrived at his house, and I was afraid that I would be lonely at home alone, so I asked me to go to his house to be lively.

Probably today's dinner was relatively sudden, I was on the way from the courtyard to Chen Haobei's house, and I saw that although the tables and chairs in the courtyard were almost opened, there was no stove.

That's right, there is always a time process for the stove to be built to the soil solidification, and then it can finally be put into use.

Chen Haobei's house is quite lively today, playing cards and chatting and playing mobile phones, I casually join a card game to pass the time with them, waiting for the old Gu notice.

As usual, after the meal was ready, Lao Gu called us to go down, and everyone went downstairs in two elevators.

The food and drinks are almost ready, and today's dishes can also be seen in the rush of the dinner, because there is nothing special, basically cheap seafood that is common in coastal cities, and some home-cooked dishes such as shredded potatoes and tomatoes and scrambled eggs that must be ordered at every banquet.

I don't know why, I felt a sense of relief when I saw that there was no air-dried sausage common in Marina City on the table.

We sat down at three tables, Chen Haobei's group of friends occupied two full tables was not enough, Chen Haobei and I, Xu Fatzi and another gangster I didn't know four people gathered at a table. Before the official opening of the banquet, the Mei sisters also came back from work, Chen Haobei called them, and the sisters also came directly to our table and sat down.

Xu Fatzi's face was full of eyebrows, and Chong Mei Tian'er looked at Chen Haobei, and whispered a few words to Chen Haobei from time to time, how to look at that expression and how to reveal endless obscenity, no need to ask to know what topic these two are talking about.

But I'm still quite comforted, which at least shows that Chen Haobei didn't tell his fox friends about Li Xiaomeng's incident that day, after all, the incident of that day is more or less a "troubled matter", and the fewer people who know, the better.

After Lao Gu took the stage and spoke a few words, the dinner officially began.

As usual, there were people singing on stage, and we ate and drank separately offstage, and there was nothing new.

Except for Mei Di'er at our table, everyone is also playing very openly.

Mei Tian'er has a bold personality herself, and she doesn't have any resistance to drinking, although she does not like the two gangsters at the same table a little, but probably for Chen Haobei's sake, on the surface, it is still very passable.

As for Mei Di'er, she has been playing with her mobile phone, she eats when she asks her to eat, and she drinks when she lets her drink, but other than that, she is playing with her mobile phone, and there is almost no communication with the people at our table, and Mei Tian'er said that she was useless twice.

And I peeked twice in curiosity, and from my point of view, I could see that she was chatting with someone on WeChat, and she didn't deliberately hide it, but even a little like she wanted us to see it.

How so? It's probably like a child who loves to show off to his friends when he buys a new toy, right?

After a while, suddenly two tall figures came to our table, and when I looked up, it was the toilet paper brothers.

The brothers were still smiling at us politely and modestly, I gave them a polite smile back, and before I could react to why these two brothers came, Mei Di'er got up first and greeted, "You guys are here?" Sit down, sit down. ”

The two brothers were not polite, and directly pulled the bench and sat down, and one of them said while sitting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm busy with work, I'm late, it seems that there are still empty seats at our table, don't you mind adding the two of us to open your mouth?" Hehe. ”

Mei Di'er was very enthusiastic to help set up the dishes and chopsticks, as if the host was treating the guests, and Mei Tian'er somehow was never enthusiastic about the two brothers, hearing them say this, Mei Tian'er just said expressionlessly: "It's not our family, it's all sitting, what's hypocritical?" ”

The two brothers must have heard Mei Tian'er's words, but they didn't say anything, they just laughed, but Mei Di'er complained a little unhappily: "Sister, what are you doing?" ”

Mei Tian'er pursed her lips, ignoring Mei Di'er, who turned her elbow outward, picked up her wine glass and shouted at Chen Haobei: "Come on, rat, cheers." I also hurriedly picked up my wine glass, and cooperated with Xu Fatzi and another gangster to have a drink.

Today, there are relatively complete types of alcohol, including the kind of jar wine brewed by the community, liquor, and barrel beer.

The gangsters all like to drink beer, according to Chen Haobei, the reason is that drinking beer looks bold, and you can find the feeling of ancient heroes eating meat and drinking in a big bowl, so Mei Tianer and I drank beer together.

After all, there is a saying that 'cigarettes and alcohol are not separated', and the toilet paper brothers were a little raw with everyone when they first entered the table, and after a few glasses of wine, they gradually chatted, and the cups were more and more lively. As for Mei Di'er, since the two big men came, they haven't touched their mobile phones again, and they are chatting happily with everyone.

Even a fool can see why.

But after all, this is a private matter of other girls, and Chen Haobei is now in his heart with Mei Tianer, and there is no conflict at the table.

Although Xu Fatzi took the initiative to chat with Mei Dier at the beginning, he was dumbfounded as soon as the toilet paper brothers appeared.

Also, after all, as long as the aesthetics are normal, no one will be unsure of the difference between a fat man and a handsome tall man.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors, gradually everyone drank almost, the advantage of beer is that it is really enjoyable to drink, and the disadvantage is that the top is over, and it is time to go below.

The night breeze blew a breath of urine, and I was thinking about going home to the toilet and then fighting with them for 300 rounds, when suddenly a thug at the next table shouted at our table: "Brother Hao! How can there be a toilet in this courtyard? Urine! ”

Chen Haobei took out a bunch of keys and threw them over and replied, "Do you still have public toilets in your community?" Let's go to my house and solve it. ”

The thug took the key and staggered to his feet, when another thug next to him suddenly stood up and said, "How troublesome is that?" Wouldn't it be enough to find a random place in this yard? Come on, come on, water the flowers, haha..."

The thug was about to go to the garden as he spoke, and Chen Haobei scolded: "Rub! Can you give me a little more face? You are not wild cats and wild dogs, why are you so willful, wherever you leave your house, it is your toilet? ”

Xu Fatzi followed and coaxed: "That's it, don't you see that there are so many female compatriots at the scene?" It's like a toothpick for the two of you, so embarrassed to pull it out? Hurry up and listen to Brother Hao. ”

One of the two gangsters said with a hippie smile: "Hey, Brother Xu, it's not that my brother doesn't listen to you, it's my brother's bladder who doesn't listen to you, hey, no, just come on, what, then I'll pee behind the puppet, don't let the women see it, don't water the flowers, brother give this puppet a boy urine hot spring bath, haha." ”

After the thug finished speaking, he made a gesture to go to Wufu's side, and the other thug also followed him and got up.

Suddenly, an inexplicable chill made my back break out in a cold sweat, and I turned my head, and the toilet paper brothers were staring at the two drunken thugs with cold eyes that I had never seen before.

In addition, many young and middle-aged people at the scene also focused their attention on these two gangsters.

It wasn't until the two thugs stumbled to the edge of the garden that a particularly bad premonition gradually rose, and my brain spun rapidly and hurriedly leaned into Chen Haobei's ear and said, "Hurry up and let those two fools come back!" You forgot? When Xifeng and Meng Meng got married, people didn't worship their parents and had to worship Wufu, which shows that Wufu's status in the hearts of these people is higher than that of their parents! If these two fools sprinkle on other people's five blessings. Pee, people can't hack them to death?! ”

Fortunately, Chen Haobei was not too drunk, as soon as he heard me say this, he reacted immediately, slapped the table hard, and with a "bang", he knocked down several wine glasses on the table, and everyone's eyes were attracted by him, including the two gangsters.

Chen Haobei put the swollen hand behind his back, pointed at the two gangsters with the other hand and scolded: "I'll go to your uncle's, it's really a public toilet here, right?" Yes? You two keep your dog's eyes open! Is there anything dirty in the yard of our community?! Don't talk about people, you two can find out the shit for me, and I'll give it to you right away! To urine. Pee on my house to pee! You're going to blow up your face with me again! ”

The status of the two gangsters was obviously not enough, so Chen Haobei roared and stood still directly, his expression was extremely embarrassed.

Fortunately, at this time, Xu Fatzi got up and said, "Hey, Brother Hao is angry, it won't be enough." What, you two, I just have to pee too. Pee, go, go flush the toilet at Brother Hao's house, how do you say the old saying? Fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields, right, Brother Hao? Ha ha. ”

After speaking, Xu Fatzi walked towards the two gangsters, grabbed them, and staggered towards Chen Haobei's unit building.

After these two people left, Chen Haobei was still standing in place with angry eyes, and the gangsters at the other two tables were a little puzzled, but they didn't say anything, I hurriedly got up and said to them: "It's okay, it's okay, everyone should continue to eat and drink, and urinate bigger, haha." ”

After I finished speaking, the two table gangsters eased a little, and some began to continue eating and drinking, Chen Haobei was still staring at the three of Xu Fatzi who were far away, I hurriedly pulled him hard, and then he sat back on the chair.

After sitting down, I whispered, "No, just let you stop them, you don't have to be so fierce, right?" Chen Haobei asked in a low voice: "I'll go, Qian'er, did you feel the murderous aura just now?" ”

I was stunned, and then turned my head to look at the two brothers on the toilet paper, who had returned to normal, talking and laughing with Mei Tianer and Mei Dier. The two sisters didn't seem to care about Chen Haobei and the gangsters at all, and let him make trouble, pretending not to see it at all.

I looked at the other people in the community, and they all returned to normal, and some of them even threw a slightly appreciative look at Chen Haobei.

Seeing that the atmosphere was back to normal, I also whispered: "Yes, that buddy of yours just said that he was going to Wufu to pee. I felt it when I urinated, didn't I tell you, the aboriginal thief in the community believes in this, isn't he dead? ”

Chen Haobei pretended to be unintentional and picked up a glass of wine, and I hurriedly picked up a glass, and drank it all together after toasting with him, and the two of us breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

After a while, the three fat men came back, wine was a good thing, and after a few more drinks, they forgot about the little episode just now, and everyone continued to push the cup and change the lamp.

However, when someone wants to go to the toilet, they will take the initiative to ask Chen Haobei for the key, and no one dares to say that they want to go to Wufu to solve this kind of thing.

The night is getting deeper and deeper, and the wine is getting more and more confused, I don't know when, the toilet paper brothers actually opened a jar of community to make their own wine, at first they just poured themselves a glass, but this wine does taste good, Xu Fatzi at the same table looked at it, and the harazi was about to fall.

The two toilet paper brothers understood, and smiled and poured a glass for our table one by one.

We didn't have any special feelings about this wine before, but it was the first time for Xu Fatzi and another gangster at the same table, both of them were full of praise after only tasting it, and Xu Fatzi drank it directly after the second sip.

'The aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys', this is very reasonable, and soon the gangsters at the next table shrugged their noses and came over, and when the toilet paper brothers saw this, they simply got up and poured a glass for the two tables next door.

Of course, the two tables of thugs had the same reaction after drinking, and the toilet paper brothers simply opened another jar for them to drink.

In fact, what I am most afraid of is that I am most afraid of drinking, a pound of weight, a mixture, at most eight taels will come to an end.

Naturally, we are no exception, beer mixed with this homebrew, many gangsters can no longer sit still, spinning and jumping and refusing to stop.

In the haze, I saw Lao Gu walking towards us with Ah San Ah Si, and all three of them had strange smiles on their faces...