Chapter 218: The Big Pig's Trotters with Different Hearts
Liu Tianyi sat on a plate, looking at Liu Feixu sometimes indignant, sometimes sentimental, his mouth was still babbling, talking to himself and not knowing what he was talking about, and his little brows wrinkled unconsciously.
After thinking about it for a long time, he finally made up his mind, mustered up the courage, and bravely took the first step.
Looking at Liu Feixu, he asked seriously: "Mommy, you are honest, are you ...... Recently, I have been under too much pressure at work, and I still haven't had a good rest, so what mental problems have I had? β
When Liu Feixu heard this, his eyes widened all of a sudden, staring him up and down, and he looked at him seriously.
Liu Tianyi was furious by her, subconsciously clasped his hands around his chest, and his face was full of vigilance: "Mommy, what are you going to do?" I'll tell you, I'm a serious person. β
ββ¦β¦ If you can say such things to your mother, it's obvious that you're not a serious person. β
glared at him, Liu Feixu was not polite, and directly reached out and knocked on his little head.
"Ah, it hurts!"
Looking at Liu Tianyi covering his head in pain, Liu Feixu snorted lightly, not angry: "The pain is right, the pain you feel now, after saying it like you just now, the pain it brought to my heart is not comparable to one-tenth of it." β
Full of emotion and sadness.
Liu Tianyi: "......"
Taking a deep breath, he plucked up his courage again, looked at Liu Feixu, and said seriously: "Mommy, forget it, this kind of affectionate personality is not suitable for you, it's too discordant." β
"Oh, really?"
Hearing this, Liu Feixu immediately restrained the sadness on his face, "Then which one do you think my temperament is more suitable?" β
"You're not the kind of person who can easily suffer, so you should be a noble and cold look, many times you don't say a word, just a look in the past, 'pop'! The other party is gameover. β
"Makes sense."
Liu Feixu touched his chin and nodded thoughtfully, "This feeling sounds more domineering and more intimidating, right?" β
"That's pretty much it."
The mother and son glanced at each other and immediately clapped their hands excitedly.
And thenβ
"Don't think I'm going to forget about the previous thing, stinky boy!"
Liu Tianyi's smile suddenly froze on his face.
Why did the topic shift fail?
It doesn't make sense!
Obviously, Mommy doesn't have a brain.
For this question, Liu Tianyi felt very distressed, sighed, and felt extremely melancholy.
However, Liu Feixu rarely came to the spirit, and he was babbling on the side, and he was not at peace.
"Come on, stinky boy, tell me, who is mentally problematic? Can't my aunt and grandmother be in a bad mood? Can't you be emotionally frustrated? Can't you think that the male protagonist of the book you read is a fool and wantonly makes his own remarks......"
Liu Tianyi: "......"
Who is this woman bouncing in front of her? Definitely not!
Butβ
Thinking of the important words in Liu Feixi's words just now, Liu Tianyi frowned, and asked puzzledly: "Mommy, is it because of this actor that you are so ......?"
After frowning and thinking about it seriously, he continued cautiously, "Are you excited? β
You still have to be cautious about Liu Feixu's words, otherwise maybe any word will touch her nerves.
And then......
A battle broke out in an instant!
"Of course ......"
subconsciously wanted to deny it, and suddenly realized that if some things were admitted, it would be too shameless.
Don't say anything, there are not so many taboos against your loved ones......
It's because it's a close person that you can't say it!
Otherwise, this little soul knows it, and he doesn't have to laugh at her.
This is all about experience, after all, this kind of thing, they don't know how many times they have experienced it between mother and son, and they already know each other's little obscene fetishes.
Imperceptibly, close to Zhu Zhechi.
Pursing his lips, Liu Feixu coughed lightly, nodded and said, "Yes, I just think that the male protagonist is too angry, so, that's why I'm excited, do you have any opinions?" Can't I, as a reader, have my own thoughts? β
"Of course you can, I didn't say anything......" Liu Tian blinked, and replied with a weak, innocent and pitiful look.
Seeing this, Liu Feixu opened his mouth, and suddenly didn't know what to say.
I'm probably stunned.
was so deeply affected by Jiang Mo's words that he actually vented to Liu Tianyi, he may really have a mental problem.
Just when Liu Feixu was doubting himself, he heard Liu Tianyi's immature voice again-
"Actually, Mommy, it's normal for you to think like this, when I watched it for the first time, I also thought that this male protagonist was too angry, and he obviously liked it, but he still denied it there, and did something to hurt the female protagonist. But looking at it, I calmed down, in fact, it's all the same routine, first abusing the female protagonist, and then abusing the male protagonist, in order to cause conflicts. β
"It's cool to abuse my wife for a while, and I chase my wife to the crematorium, otherwise I won't be able to look at it. I've seen so much and come up with a profound truthβ"
"Can you still make sense?"
raised his eyebrows, Liu Feixu was skeptical of his words.
Seeing that she didn't believe it, Liu Tian stiffened his neck and was confident: "Of course! Don't look at who I am, President Wen Xiaoprince! β
Liu Feifu: "......"
Where did the title of sand sculpture come from?
Are you sure it's not mixed with insults?
"In fact, the men in the president's article are all big pig's trotters with different hearts, the more they like it in their hearts, the more unfamiliar they are on their faces, and they don't want to get close, and some will deliberately hurt the heroine...... I guess it's all the author's bad taste, because she doesn't have a boyfriend, so she takes revenge on society. β
Liu Tianyi said that there was a lot of matter, and his delicate little face was full of seriousness, "But art often comes from life, there must be such a thing, so it can be written, of course, there are exaggerations." But in general, men are big pigs' trotters, and that's absolutely true. β
"Men are all big pig's trotters with different hearts......"
Liu Feixu muttered to himself, thinking of the words Jiang Mo said to him before, his eyes gradually lit up with dazzling light.
If Jiang Mo really has a different heart, then it proves that he still has feelings for himself?
"Any woman can do it" and "It's just a normal physiological reaction" are all lies!
"Heh, I knew that the soul was pretending, and he dared to lie to me, which was really embarrassing."
Grinding his teeth, Liu Feixu's dull mood was swept away, his fists were clenched, his eyes were firm, and his fighting spirit was rekindled.
Liu Tianyi on the side looked confused, and he didn't know why.
He didn't know what was going on, he just complained about these cookie-cutter male protagonists, why did Liu Feixu suddenly be so emotional, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
Could it be ......
Or is there something wrong with the brain?!
Thinking of this, Liu Tianyi couldn't help frowning, looked at her secretly, and thought in his heart: "It seems that I have to find a chance for Dad to take Mommy to the hospital for a good checkup, she is still young, and there can't be any problems." Alas, the current adults, the pressure is too great, it's really hard. β
Liu Feixu didn't know that his heart was beginning to be rich again, and he was still immersed in his own joy, unable to extricate himself.
Before this, she was actually a little shaken, hesitating to continue.
Although he was very firm when he said it to Feng Mianmian, when he thought of Jiang Mo's indifferent and unfamiliar appearance, Liu Feixu was also very uncomfortable in his heart.
Who doesn't want to lose face, who doesn't have self-esteem anymore.
If it weren't for liking, according to Liu Feixu's character, he would never be so compromised.
But even if you bow your head, there must be a limit.
Jiang Mo's indifferent refusal shattered Liu Feixu's original confidence.
If it hadn't been for hearing Liu Tianyi's words just now, maybe ......
"Oh my little darling, come and let Mommy hug it!"
Liu Feifu suddenly went against the norm and rushed towards Liu Tianyi with enthusiasm.
Liu Tianyi was not mentally prepared in the slightest, and he couldn't dodge, so he was dragged into his arms by her neck.
At that moment, he almost couldn't tell whether this was a hug or a ...... In the name of hugging, ready to lock his throat?
No way, the movements are too similar for him to think too much.
"Mommy, Mommy, slow down, I, I'm a little no, I can't breathe......"
Hearing Liu Tianyi's faint voice in his arms, Liu Feixu realized that he was too excited just now, and quickly let go of his hand and looked up and down with his face.
"Are you alright, are you still alive?"
Liu Tianyi: "...... I'm sorry, but I'm alive. β
"It's okay."
Seeing this, Liu Feixu breathed a long sigh of relief, and smiled, "I'm sorry, your mother and I have been developing better recently, so ......"
That's all I have to say, puff up my chest, everything speaks for itself.
Liu Tianyi suddenly felt that a row of crows flew overhead, leaving a string of ellipses by the way.
People who are almost thirty years old are embarrassed to say that they are still developing......
Don't bring such a thing when you grow late!
"Mommy, it's a sunny day, but maybe when it will thunder and rain."
"Huh? So? Liu Feixu blinked, his face full of puzzlement.
Why did they suddenly talk about this topic, and does it have anything to do with them before?
"So...... You still have to pay more attention when you speak, I heard that you always talk nonsense, you will be struck by lightning, and I don't know if there is a lightning rod here, I am a little worried about you. β
Liu Feifu: "......"
If you hadn't heard what Liu Tianyi said, just looking at his expression, maybe you would have been moved.
After all, this kid cares about himself.
But after adding the content......
Liu Feixu felt that he could fight, but he didn't "dare to move"!
This little soul is faint, and it needs to be cleaned up!
"Liu Tianyi, little friend, I understand, are you particularly bored recuperating from your injuries during this time, and now your injuries are almost healed, so you want me to accompany you to practice and move your muscles and bones, don't you?"
Liu Feixu said as he moved his wrist and slowly approached him.
There is quite a posture of "sharpening knives and huo to pigs and sheep".