Chapter 116: Joy to be a father
The people who eat melons look confused.
What is this inexplicable dispute for?
The boy and the old man soon disappeared from everyone's sight.
The dragon followed suit.
The old man had entered a narrow alley lined with low, dilapidated bungalows on either side.
Soon there was no way back.
The old man stared at the child: "There is a way in heaven, you don't ...... go"
"Lao Tzu doesn't believe in Jesus!" The child scolded him with a word, "What kind of paradise are you going to?" If you want to go to hell, Lao Tzu can give it a ride. ”
The old man sneered: "Lao Tzu will give you a ride first!" ”
Dense worms immediately emerged from the child's feet.
"I thought I was so capable, it turned out that with such a small skill of carving insects, I would dare to get an axe in front of your ancestors." The child scoffed.
Sitting on someone else's roof, Long Xiaoxiao watched the play with interest.
Hearing the child say this, she thought that the child had a way to solve these white and chubby bugs.
As a result, the child immediately crawled towards the wall after the cruel words.
The frightened look was as if there was a demon chasing after him.
Long Xiaoxiao: "......"
Is the style of this worldly master too much to support?
"Stinky boy, don't run away!" The old man's eyes showed murderous intent.
"Hey, how long do you have to watch the play, Lao Tzu is dying, and you still don't make a move?" The child yelled in the direction of the dragon.
Long Yao was stunned, she was hiding her breath and figure, which humans can't see!
"Don't look at it, if you look at it again, I'm going to be a meal for these Gu worms!" The child struggled to climb up.
The dragon's figure flickered and appeared in front of the old man.
When the dense group of Gu worms saw that the dragon was dying, they immediately retreated like a tide and hid behind the old man.
The child jumped down: "Harm, why didn't you come out earlier?" I was almost eaten. ”
"Who are you?" The old man stared gloomily at the dragon.
His Gu worm was so afraid of her?
This has never happened before!
"He is your little ancestor, of course I am your big ancestor." Long Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "It's really tasteless to raise such a large group of insects." ”
"That's not a bug, that's a Gu worm, eating people!" The child speaks.
"So scary?"
"Didn't you see that I was almost eaten by them just now?"
"Weak chickens are so weak that even bugs can bully you."
"Hey, how do you talk?"
"Do you believe I can get these bugs to come by beckoning?"
"If you could, I'll call you Daddy!"
"Yes, good son."
The dragon who likes to be a father is dying and his eyebrows are crooked.
The old man listened to the conversation between the two and almost exploded: "Go to death!" ”
"Get the hell out of here." Long Xiaoxiao shouted at the group of white fat bugs.
"Kill it for me!" The old man was furious.
However, the next scene made the old man's soul fly.
The large group of insects, all in a clump, obediently rolled to the feet of the dragon, and then prostrate, with a gesture of surrender.
Child: "!! ”
"Damn, did I really find myself a father?"
"How is this possible?" The old man couldn't believe that the Gu worm he had worked so hard to raise for more than thirty years was defeated without a fight and surrendered directly.
He hurriedly took out a small black flag in an attempt to control this group of Gu worms.
However, no matter how he waved the flag, the Gu worm was still motionless!
"How so? Who are you? The old man's face turned pale.
Long Xiaoxiao smiled evilly, and took out the spirit flag: "Now, it's my turn!" ”