24. There is no cure for brain damage

Silent.

There was a long silence.

It took a long time for Mrs. Lei's voice to sound.

Only this time, the tone has changed.

"You wait a minute."

Then there was the sound of a quick walk out of the room.

"Hello? Ikehara, ahem, what did you just say? ”

"I said, I found a little friend, maybe I can cure your son's neurosis." Old Man Chi said lightly, "Do you want to take the Lei family to our Jiangbei for a trip." ”

On the other end of the phone, it took a long time before it rang to respond.

"Ikehara...... You're a victim of a thousand cuts. You, you didn't mean to send these words to amuse me. ”

The old lady's voice was a little nervous, as if she couldn't believe it was true.

But in the dark, it is like a man in the water grasping a straw, even if there is no hope, he is unwilling to let go.

Old Man Chi smiled slightly, and then told the deeds of He Lan in the past two days, from the poems of the stone cliff in the East China Sea to the words of Magnolia flowers.

"How about it, with the text to descend the seal, can it cure your mother's boy's son's madness?"

"This neurosis, it's better to give it to He Lan Xiaoyou to try, I'm afraid it's not a show."

On the other end of the phone, there was no response for a long time.

After a long time, I could faintly hear a barely audible sigh on the other end of the phone.

But when the old lady's voice sounded again, it was still smooth and there were no mood swings.

"Chi Yuan, can you let that He Lan kid answer the phone?"

"Of course, you wait."

Old Man Chi covered his mobile phone and quietly winked at He Lan with joy on his face-

"Little friend, here's your chance."

"I'm an old friend, but Xijiang Province is second to none without conscience and a big dog! Beating her autumn wind can be regarded as doing the right thing for heaven. ”

Old Man Chi deliberately lowered his voice to remind him.

"In those mountains of Xijiang Road, there are many ancient mounds found over the years!"

"It can be said that the ancient seals and cultural relics unearthed in the past two years are basically the archaeological companies invested by her family, and they are being protected and developed in cooperation with the Star Alliance government."

"Did you see Commissioner Li's 'Shadow Cat Lady Umbrella' before? It is an ancient seal artifact unearthed from an ancient mound. Her family donates a batch to the college every year. ”

Old Man Chi lowered his voice.

"The seal antiquities of the top three prizes at last year's internal conference of the academy were also provided by her family. Those little characters almost grabbed it and almost knocked out their eyeballs. ”

"But I estimate that the most pressing treasure at the bottom of her house must not have been taken out."

"He Lan Xiaoyou, you haven't awakened the first seal yet, you don't need me to say that you also know how important the first ancient seal is, right?"

"If you take the opportunity to rob one or two top-level ancient seals, or take advantage of the seal artifacts in your hand, you will be guaranteed to soar into the sky!"

"This woman did too much evil in her early years, and her son can be regarded as retribution today, you must not pity her."

He Lan instantly gasped.

This old lady ...... It's kind of scary.

Sitting on various mounds in Xijiang, it excavates ancient seals and seal antiquities every year to supply them to the academy.

Isn't this the junfire boss in the cultivation realm?

The beard next to him was also shocked.

After all, they are only mixed in the literary and artistic circles, and even the bigwigs from all walks of life who came to the banquet around them, Party A's father, are already a group that makes them feel unattainable.

Not to mention the existence of this monster level.

Pambi has fallen into complete contemplation -

Is it better for me to go to Southeast Asia tomorrow or to Africa?

Old Man Chi took the phone and handed it to He Lan.

"Hey, hello." He Lan took a deep breath.

"He Lan Xiaoyou...... Hello. On the phone, the old lady's voice was very slow and soft, as if she was afraid of scaring He Lan.

is ten times more gentle than talking to Old Man Chi.

But for some reason, He Lan always had the illusion that the other side of the phone was the wolf's grandmother.

"What Ikehara said just now about you writing poems is true?"

"Yes. But I'm not sure if I can help you...... Son's symptoms," He Lan said stiffly.

It's not that he's lying, the main thing is that he's confused about the situation in front of him.

What does Old Man Chi mean by letting himself help treat neuroses?

How to cure the disease?

At most, I can recite poetry, which can also cure diseases?

And it's neuropathy, how can this be treated?

Ancient medical books say: There is no cure for brain damage.

Do you still expect me to persuade me to come back?

Otherwise, do you need me to read a piece of "Eighteen Phases" to your crazy son, and let him be born directly?

He Lan was still puzzled, but Mrs. Lei on the other end of the phone was a little trembling.

"It's true that the seal is lowered with a text...... That's it. ”

"As long as you can lower the seal with a text, maybe you can cure him."

"He Lan, I want to thank you in advance." Mrs. Lei let out a long sigh of relief, "If you have anything you want, I can bring you some 'souvenirs' from here." ”

It's coming, it's coming!

The old man Chi next to him winked desperately at He Lan, suggesting that he hurriedly took the opportunity to rip off the bamboo.

"Oh, nothing particularly needed." He Lan smiled.

"You can just come directly, and if there is anything you need my help with, I'll talk about it when I'm done."

In his previous life, his neighbor had a crazy son, who was in his fifties, and he would only do two things a day-

Squinting and smirking and shouting at Crooked Bibab.

His seventy-year-old mother took care of him every day, which lasted for decades, and everyone who watched him felt a little miserable.

The most important thing is that sometimes he was taken to see a doctor, and he often bit the attending doctor hard, then looked up to the sky and laughed and went out, and came back for dinner in the evening.

And as soon as he disappeared, his mother seized the opportunity to cry and make a fuss on the spot, so as to get a sum or two of living expenses.

Both men are well-known locally.

He Lan is not afraid of blackmailing this big guy.

It's just that he really doesn't know how to cure a neuropathy...... And he is really afraid that the other party will not be able to cure him, but he will hold a grudge against himself.

If you can't cure the disease, you dare to ask for a bicycle!

When it's really cured, then the lion will open his mouth, and the family will be hollowed out for you!

As soon as He Lan's words came out, the surroundings suddenly became quiet.

Old Man Chi was also stunned, and his eyes suddenly became anxious.

This He Lan Xiaoyou, why is he hesitant at this time?

I'll give you support, I can knock on Mrs. Lei's bamboo pole, this is an opportunity that many people can't ask for!

And you don't know what kind of ruthless woman this Lei family helmsman is, she is not something you can get away with just a few witty words!

It is not easy for Mrs. Lei to run a family, and she is extremely strong in her life, almost to the point of perversion. Pay attention to both money and goods, and do not owe each other.

I hate it when others condescendingly pity her, or deliberately sell favors to her.

If you do this, she will definitely sneer and take a bite of the situation, and the bones will be broken for you!

If you do this, I'm afraid it won't provoke her to make her temperament, which will be the opposite effect.

There was silence on the other end of the line.

After a long time, he slowly spoke.

"Haha......"

Mrs. Lei smiled with relief, and there was an indescribable bitterness in her voice.

It seems to have lifted the burden of exhaustion and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"He Lan Xiaoyou, thank you."

"I believe you when I can say this...... You definitely didn't collude with that old thief in Ikehara and deliberately lied to entertain me. ”

There was a hint of emotion in the old lady's voice.

"I remember your mind...... In these years, more things are better than less, and there are really not many warm-hearted people like He Lan Xiaoyou. ”

"Thank you, really."

Old Man Chi was stunned for a moment, and his expression was as if he had seen a ghost.

Why did this Mrs. Lei change her temper and be so easy to speak?

The old man frowned, and found that things were not simple.

Sure enough, Mrs. Lei immediately changed her words-

"My son is really crazy, can you invite He Lan Xiaoyou to come to Xijiang Road?"

"After he is cured, I will ask He Lan Xiaoyou to visit our Xijiang Thirteen Tombs and Ancient Seal Street...... Let you enjoy your happiness......"

On the phone, Mrs. Lei's voice was as gentle as a wolf grandmother who coaxed Little Red Riding Hood.

Old Man Chi frowned, stepped forward with a dark face and snatched the phone.

"I said why did you suddenly become so talkative, it turns out that you are a rake, and you want to poach people from me." Old Man Chi sneered, "You can save it, He Lan Xiaoyou is already a member of our Chi family!" ”

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