If one day, you pick up Schrödinger's box and see the scenery outside this world, you may know how rare it is to ask for this life.

- "Volume 1: The Rhapsody of Hexiaohuan"

In the middle of June, in front of the History Museum of Jinju Normal University, many graduates in blue master's uniforms took pictures side by side.

Under the scorching sun, the photographer shouted in the voice of the already smoking child: "Come, three-two-one, eggplant, okay next group." ”

As soon as the shutter was pressed, the students who took pictures immediately disbanded on the spot and poured into the museum hall to escape the heat and enjoy the coolness.

At the entrance of the elevator, the boy who sat down next to the glass cover of the copy of the lotus crane square pot took off his hat and used it as a fan to fan it, the clothes were not breathable, and he basked in the sun for more than an hour, Xue Chen's little face was white and red, and his forehead was still oozing with sweat, and suddenly someone handed him a tissue and sat next to him, the thin and small one was his seven-year roommate Su Yang.

"Lao Xue, I heard that Professor Yu introduced you to the research work of the Jinju Museum, why don't you go?"

Su Yang didn't know where to conjure up a lollipop, unpacked it and threw it into his mouth, staring at Xue Chen suspiciously.

Going to Jinju Museum to do research work is equivalent to finding a safe and stable studio for yourself, blowing air conditioners, flipping through materials, making tea, and raising flowers, how comfortable and comfortable it is.

However, Xue Chen politely refused, to be precise, he refused without even thinking about it.

Xue Chen wiped his sweat and folded the tissues in his hand, and said a little absent-mindedly: "I have already found a good job, and I recommend you to go to the job of Professor Yu." ”

"Really!" Su Yang was very pleasantly surprised when he heard this, as if he was in the middle of it, he patted Xue Chen's thigh and said excitedly, "It's so interesting, old Xue!" Oh, by the way, what job did you get? ”

Xue Chen smiled inexplicably when he heard Su Yang's question, and as soon as he opened his mouth, a call came, Su Yang glanced at the caller ID, his eyes narrowed, it was her again.

The most important thing to be a man is to know how to see through and not to say it, watching Xue Chen answer the phone, Su Yang moved to the side with interest, but Xue Chen raised his voice behind him and said in surprise: "There is also a unicorn arm!" ”

Hearing Xue Chen's shock, Su Yang turned his head and frowned suspiciously, what unicorn arm? Lao Xue, who has not exercised for 10,000 years, can't he get fit?

Jinju, speaking of the most prosperous business district, is Jinju Normal University, and the countless commercial streets around it are particularly lively, especially Jingyang Street behind Jinju Normal University, which is mostly an Internet celebrity check-in place.

Due to the ban on fireworks and firecrackers, the first opening of the newly opened milk tea shop was changed to a "balloon" cannon battle, "crackling" is very lively, the fiery red banner with the rainbow gas filling door, and two columns of flowers are arranged left and right, it looks pompous, and the passers-by who come to watch are countless.

Just when the bubble tea shop was opening, the owner of a deserted shop opposite was lying behind the glass door, carrying a stool, sipping melon seeds, looking at the excitement on the opposite side, and muttering to himself:

"Wink Sweet Water Shop? Where did you get this Mary Sue store name, aren't you tired of panicking? ”

"Start a business, as for the pomp and circumstance, is it so big? I don't know if I think it's a five-star bubble tea shop, but the store is not as big as the rainbow door. ”

A shopkeeper opened the door early in the morning, a cup of milk tea was not sold, and the customers were all shouted away by the newly opened opposite.

However, the opening celebration on the opposite side was not over, after the sound of balloons and firecrackers, a man who looked fairly young stood in the center of the store and began to speak, and a certain shopkeeper silently pushed the glass door open a crack and listened carefully.

"Customers, don't miss it, I'm the owner of Wink sweet water shop, my surname is Su, I am twenty-eight years old this year, unmarried, I have a house and a car, but I don't have a girlfriend, all the fairies go down to earth, you can trouble to help introduce the object, I will give you a cup of milk tea for free......"

A shopkeeper silently complained: Is this product a store or a flirtatious girl?

"Let's get down to business, on the first day of the opening of the new store today, the store has a big reward, buy milk tea today with a discount, buy three discounts within a week, and within a month of the opening of the new store, get a five-fold discount, in addition, handle VIP members can add small ingredients for free for life, don't miss the ...... when you pass by"

When a certain shopkeeper heard this, he was so excited that he didn't pay attention and his head slammed on the glass door, and the person in pain almost didn't jump up.

She heard her right, right? One fold? Trifold? 50% off?

In that month, her Hehuan milk tea shop will not open for business!

Before the pain on his forehead eased, the bubble tea shop opposite was already overcrowded, and the queue was like a long queue, and I didn't know if it was for a discount, or if it was a single boss with a lot of money.

The store is deserted, miserable, Hehuan slumped behind the cash register alone, his eyes are blank, and the excitement is all from the sweet water shop opposite, handsome men and beautiful women who come in and out, as if she automatically blocked her bubble tea shop, and she didn't even look at it.

This is not scientific, her sales are also very good on weekdays, is it necessary to be blocked because of a man?

But if you think about it, it's right, most of the people who drink milk tea are girls, and this is also the law of attraction for the opposite sex, so it seems that she needs to move the rescuers......

After noon, Hehuan was not in the mood to eat, and continued to sit by the door and eat melon seeds, when suddenly a girl crossed the street and went straight to her milk tea shop, Hehuan hurriedly slipped behind the ordering counter.

"Welcome, what do you need?"

Should I say it or not, the voice of the acacia, when the words are round, it is still slightly sweet, the hair just over the shoulder is slightly curly, it is also a standard goose egg face, some flesh, the eyes are beautiful crescents when they smile, and the shallow pear vortex on the lips makes people look very comfortable.

The girl looked up at the menu and said, "A black tea latte, half sugar and ice." ”

"Okay~"

Hehuan turned around to do it after placing an order, the action was smooth, in one go, and he turned his head and asked: "Beauty, is the milk tea on the other side delicious?" ”

The girl shook her head and said, "I don't know, I'm waiting for a friend, there are too many people on the other side, but just now his house opened, the boss is quite handsome, by the way, there are unicorn arms, maybe there are eight-pack abs." ”

Hehuan silently sealed the milk tea, handed it to the girl, and said with a standard smile: "Okay, the straw is here, welcome to come next time." ”

After the girl left, Hehuan's smile disappeared instantly......

What unicorn arm? What eight-pack abs?

Sure enough, the boss on the other side is here to tease the girl! What kind of gimmick is it all about.

The bubble tea shop opposite is still crowded, Hehuan looked at the sea of people on the opposite side and sighed silently, in this era of looking at faces, Yan is justice, who cares if milk tea is authentic or not, and has a bad conscience.

Seeing the girl gone, Hehuan also lost his mind, turned around and cleaned up the operating table, wiped the tables and chairs, and directly locked the door of the store to get off work.