Chapter 77: Emotions and Desires (3)
One of Zheng Yi's strengths is that he can chat, not with men, only with women, and it is easy to fall into a strange circle when chatting between men and men, you will say, you can say, then the other party will never be willing to admit defeat, or unwilling to admit defeat, and immediately raise the bar with you, or say the opposite thing in a weird way, in the face of such a situation, Zheng Yi will never back down, either use words to slap others to the wall, or tease the other party into anger. If Zheng Yi wants to, it's not that he can't coax men to be happy, but if the same sex repels each other, who wants to bow to whom?! Zheng Yi can't do it by lowering his posture to please men, and he can't do it, and he can't do it as a man who is 1.8 meters tall and has a figure enough to compete with a cow. However, it is different for women, always say nice things in front of women, do things that make women comfortable, no one will think that Zheng Yi is not like a man, only that he has high emotional intelligence, humor and decentness, and even said that he is a gentleman.
When he first joined the company, Zheng Yi had already coaxed everyone almost, saying some ambiguous things from time to time, and even saying some pun jokes, which could make the other party laugh. After lunch, Zhong Liting went out for a stroll as usual, leaving only Li Na to look after the store, and Zheng Yi, who had a ghost in his heart, saw the opportunity and sat opposite Li Na.
"Look at what, look!" Li Na saw Zheng Yi supporting his head with his hands, staring at himself motionless, a little hairy in her heart, and roared Zheng Yi with a smile, Zheng Yi at this time was very familiar with every woman in the company, and it was common for them to joke with each other, so even if it was a roar, as long as she laughed, what Li Na wanted to say was not the meaning of the words, nor the meaning of the tone.
"Look at the beauty!" Zheng Yi understated, and a flattering sentence was directly scolded.
"Look again, gouge out your eyes!" Li Na smiled even more happily at this time.
"It's okay, the eyes are gone, and the eye sockets can be seen!" Zheng Yi's dead-skinned face and experienced speaking skills make the response flawless, and people can't say anything bad.
"Hahaha!" Li Na smiled as brightly as a flower, and subconsciously slapped Zheng Yi's arm with her hand.
"Seriously, no one has ever said you're very good-looking before!" Zheng Yi suddenly said to Li Na with a serious face, which was obviously a sycophant.
"No, it's just you!" Li Na also seemed to be serious at this time, but the smile remained at the corner of her mouth and eyes.
"I'm not kidding you, I'm serious!" Zheng Yi is more serious.
"Oh! What a good view! Li Na shook her head and asked Zheng Yi.
"Huh!? This is a problem, and if I were to say it, it can only be described in poetry! Zheng Yi nodded and replied in the affirmative.
"Oh ho! And poetry?! You're quite learned! Which one? Li Na stared at Zheng Yi with those oversized eyes and asked.
"It's boring to say! Bring a pen!" Zheng Yi pretended to be mysterious, and stretched out his hand to let Li Na take a pen for himself.
"Good! Ballpoint pen can not! Li Na readily responded to Zheng Yi, there is no woman who doesn't like to be praised with poetry.
"Everything!" Zheng Yi looked at Li Na and picked up the ballpoint pen in his hand, and nodded with a smile.
Zheng Yi took the pen Li Na took and began to write poems on the paper on which the shipping bill was issued. It didn't take long to finish writing, and I turned the bill in one direction and showed it to Li Na.
"The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, the spring breeze blows Revlon, if it weren't for the jade mountains, they would meet the moon in Yaotai." The more Li Na reads, the more happy she laughs, and after reading the last sentence, she laughs so much that she almost leans up to the wall behind her, picks up the bill to cover her mouth, and continues to laugh.
Zheng Yi saw this scene, his heart blossomed, his judgment of Li Na was right, although she has a boyfriend, she can't see each other once a month, loneliness and boredom are the dark side of her life, as long as she can keep her happy, she will definitely have a chance.
"What are you laughing at, you two!" This Zhong Liting finished walking, and as soon as she came back from outside, she saw Zheng Yi and Li Na laughing back and forth, although it was a joke, it has been the norm since Zheng Yi came to work in the store, and it was ridiculous so intense, Zhong Liting saw it for the first time. She didn't want to blame anyone, or stop the two of them from going crazy, she just wanted to gossip and get involved.
"It's okay! Jokes! Li Na quickly took over the conversation, as if to prevent Zheng Yi from telling Zhong Liting the truth.
Zheng Yi understood, of course, he wouldn't think that Zhong Liting knew that he had sent a poem to Li Na, so he quickly stood up and asked Zhong Liting flatteringly, "I'm done shopping, are you tired!" ”
"Go away!" Zhong Liting looked at Zheng Yi's servant appearance, walked around Zheng Yi with a smile, and walked to the counter.
"Okay! But ah, next time you go shopping, I'll go for you! It's tiring, I'll just do it! Zheng Yi followed Zhong Liting backwards unrelentingly.
"Otherwise, you can help me go to the toilet too!" Zhong Liting was fighting with Zheng Yi while holding the paper in hand.
"Okay! But it's really not easy! Zheng Yi put away his smile and became serious.
"Easy to do, easy to do! You go for me now! Zhong Liting kept sending the paper to Zheng Yi's hand.
"I'm easy to say, but the women's toilet won't let me in!" Zheng Yi's face was full of embarrassment.
"Get out!" Zhong Liting may be a little anxious, but seeing that Zheng Yi was a little angry, she scolded Zheng Yi directly.
"Okay, you're busy!" Zheng Yi sat on the stool with a smile, and he didn't feel at ease about this roller.
"I'm still sitting, what time is it, I've eaten, I've rested enough, I've chatted, and I'm not going out to work!"
"Yes! Be! Be! Be! Let's go, let's go! Zheng Yi immediately bounced up from the stool again, grinned at Li Na, and quickly ran out of the store. When leaving the store, Zheng Yi deliberately glanced at the shipping list with his poems written and found that the page where he wrote poems had been torn off by Li Na.
Walking out of the store, Zheng Yi was very satisfied with his performance, he was undoubtedly playing the role of a clown in front of Zhong Liting, the duty of a clown is to make people happy, so no one doesn't like clowns, as long as they don't make people annoyed, how to make trouble, others are very tolerant of clowns, after a long time, in her memory, there will always be scenes of Zheng Yi making herself laugh, as long as she is not happy, she can think of herself, this is Zheng Yi's plan, of course, it may not be completely to Zhong Liting's appetite, but this is the first step, The first step for Zhong Liting is very important.
At noon, he took the first step against two women one after another, and one woman couldn't let go, Zheng Yi planned to continue his plan.