83. A horse kills a chicken
"No, I've seen Wang Tianhao, tall, rich and handsome, gentle and polite to people, not to mention Qingqing, I like it a little."
Xiao Yumu rarely showed a expression, who made this kind of rich and handsome, in line with the fantasy in the hearts of most girls.
Such people are even more liars. Rich and promiscuous, nine of the ten richest people are promiscuous, Wang Tianhao is promiscuous, and he has abandoned it from the beginning to the end, I have seen it. In short, this person is not credible, so let Qingqing stay away from him as soon as possible. ”
Chen Lin is still running with his mouth black, the eldest brother called Wang Tianhao, but although his mouth is black, Chen Lin is still silently mourning for him in his heart and showing respect.
"How do you know if he's a big liar or not, you won't be a black family on purpose, right?"
Xiao Yumu heard Chen Lin's unrelenting persuasion, and a trace of doubt flashed in her heart, and she asked tentatively.
"Hmph, Brother Lin, how could I not know, Brother Lin, I even know that you are 70C, and what else will I not know." Chen Lin snorted, wrinkled her nose, and was very resistant to Xiao Yumu's suspicions.
"What, Chenlin, you, you, how do you know I'm 70C."
Chen Lin's unintentional words stopped in Xiao Yumu's ears, but they made her look discolored.
She usually likes to wear loose shirts with tight bandeau to make her breasts look smaller, even Ling Yuqi and Tang Qingqing in the dormitory don't know her size very well, and Chen Lin, a boy who has only been here for half a month, will accurately call out her size, which undoubtedly makes her both surprised and panicked.
"Uh..."
Chen Lin only noticed that he had missed his mouth at this time, but he reacted quickly, and each side of the strong ability to talk nonsense quickly justified himself,
"Ahem, since I can't hide it, Brother Lin, I won't hide it anymore, in fact, I'm not only a student, but also a warlock who walks the rivers and lakes to read the fortune telling, and is proficient in touching the legs and bones. The first time this warlock looks at you, he knows you're a 70C. ”
"Although I don't know why you little girl hides her big breasts, but the master I kindly advise you a few words, this kind practice is not good for your breasts, won't your breasts be so bright and inexplicably swollen and painful every month?"
"Ah, how do you know people's chests... It hurts every month..."
In the headphones, Xiao Yumuzhen's surprised voice came again.
"Hmph, of course, because I can pinch it, you have a disease, the old man has seen it a few times over the years. This disease is caused by a series of reasons such as your daily life, diet, hobbies, etc. This is a serious illness, very serious, and it needs to be cured. ”
Chen Lin snorted and continued to make up the train with her mouth full, anyway, all the words she could think of had already been used.
And while Chen Lin said these words, her heart was also shocked and the waves rolled,
Doesn't this little sister know that there are always a few days a month when girls are not normal, especially girls with big breasts, when the aunt comes, her chest will hurt a little?
"Woo woo, my illness is so serious, will I die, I don't want to die."
Chen Lin's words of lies, I didn't expect Xiao Yumu to really believe it. The little girl is crying with rain now, as if she is in the terminal stage of cancer, and she is very pitiful.
Chen Lin looked at her pitiful appearance, and almost laughed so much that a mouthful of salt soda squirted out, since this is the case, she simply has to take another inch.
"Ahem, although your illness is serious, it is not hopeless, and you are lucky, you have to meet Brother Lin and me to have this glimmer of life."
"Really, really, my illness can still be saved."
Xiao Yumu listened to Chen Lin's words, and her eyes brightened a lot, as if she had been saved by the last straw.
"There is salvation, there is salvation, but this process is a bit difficult, I'm afraid you can't accept it." Chen Lin said with hesitation.
"It's okay, I can accept it, I can definitely do it."
Xiao Yumu said very stupidly and innocently, with a firm gaze.
"Yes," the words were inexplicably playful, and Chen Lin's laughter was a little ill-intentioned.
Moreover, the next news, Chen Lin no longer repeated it verbally, but turned it into QQ text.
Chenlin: Little sister, have you ever heard of Ma Sa Chicken?
Xiao Yumu: No, what is Ma Saji?
Chen Lin: Ma Sa chicken is a horse killing a chicken, the specific situation is your own Baidu. Your incurable disease must be taken over by eight generations of ancestral massage bone grafters like Brother Lin and me in order to have a chance to save it. I won't say more, how to choose, it's all up to you.
After saying this, Chen Lin instantly retreated from QQ, and didn't even fight the king, leaving Xiao Yumu with a profound back.
Putting down the phone, Chen Lin almost didn't laugh out loud, she couldn't imagine that this little girl was usually quirky, she turned out to be stupid and cute, and she didn't even understand this basic physiological knowledge.
Of course, he is just teasing this little girl, how dare he really make a horse chicken for others, it is estimated that when Xiao Yumu Baidu comes out of the meaning of the horse and chicken, Lima will give him a round of language bombardment on QQ.
However, not long after Chen Lin lay in bed, the phone rang, which made him a little surprised, only Lao Ma should know his mobile phone number, but obviously the screen showed an unfamiliar number.
After Chen Lin connected, she was surprised to find that it was Xiao Yumu's voice.
"Chen Lin, you won't reply to your message."
"Ahem, what's that, you can't receive it when the traffic is gone."
Chen Lin's face was embarrassed, he was just teasing Xiao Yumu for two sentences, but this little girl directly asked Xingshi to ask the guilt on the mobile phone, and I don't know where to get Chen Lin's number.
"That, Chenlin, I'll accept your massachusetts treatment, you can say when."
The embarrassment on Chen Lin's face had not yet resolved, but Xiao Yumu's next sentence directly made his brain circuit collapse for three seconds.
What the!
Nani!!
I heard you right???
Xiao Yumu needs to be treated????
Can't she see that Brother Lin is joking with her.
"Chen Lin, why don't you speak, are you not good?"
Xiao Yumu's ethereal voice came from the opposite side, and there was still a little anxiety in his voice.
"Okay, why not, of course."
The most unacceptable thing for Chen Lin is the word 'no', so she agreed without thinking.
When he agreed, he was still a little flustered, and he didn't understand what Xiao Yumu was doing.
Let him make a big man for her.
It's exciting to think about!
But can't she see that this is her deliberately taking advantage of her?
"Okay, so when are we going to start?"
Hearing Chen Lin's affirmative answer, Xiao Yumu seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and then continued to ask, with a sense of impatience in her words.
This made Chen Lin even more curious and puzzled, this little sister was so looking forward to Brother Lin to take advantage of him.
Don't?
Brother Lin's handsomeness has conquered her?
Chen Lin turned on the selfie mode and looked in the mirror, and sure enough, she was a lot more handsome, alas, there is no way, who let us have such a good dripping skin.
"Okay, I'll let you know when I think about the specific time."
Chen Lin returned.
"Okay, but hopefully soon, because I, I, may be in a few days... Not very comfortable. ”
Xiao Yumu's voice carried a little urging and the shyness of some little girls.
After saying this, Xiao Yumu finally hung up the phone.
Seeing Xiao Yumu hang up the phone, Chen Lin exhaled deeply, this wave of the whole thing, he himself was a little confused.
"Master, there is, there is, there is."
At this moment, a scream of surprise interrupted Chen Lin from her state of thought.
"What you have, what do you have?"
The thought was interrupted, which made Chen Lin, who was already not calm, even more impetuous, and shouted directly at Liu Zhen.
"It's not that I have it, no, no, no, it's me, it's me who has an idea."
Liu Zhen was overjoyed and handed the tablet to Chen Lin's hand,
"Here, there is a snack street three kilometers away from the school, after my personal experience and big data analysis, this Jiuge barbecue is very good, affordable and delicious, but the geographical location is a little remote, but it can't hide its popularity. Let's go here for barbecue, we will definitely have a good time. ”
"Now that pork is so expensive that I want to sell you as a pig, are you sure you want to eat barbecue at this time?"
Of course, barbecue Chenlin does not exclude, but what is excluded is the current price.
"Hey, Master, let's celebrate Wang Zhiyu's singleness, and it must be Wang Zhiyu who is treated."
Liu Zhen gave Chen Lin an 'Anla' look, and in an instant, Chen Lin calmed down.
"It seems to make sense, okay, that's it, Friday night, together, don't get drunk and don't go home."
The barbecue that fell from the sky was not eaten in vain, Chen Lin waved her hand very chicly, and decided this matter happily, from beginning to end, she still did not ask for Wang Zhiyu's consent.
"Hey, Liu Zhen, what kind of song is on your kid's phone, it's pretty good."
Chen Lin pointed to Liu Zhen's mobile phone.
"Hehe, Master, you've discovered all this, you're really knowledgeable. This is a song that has become popular all over the world recently, called "Looking Back at the Ancient Road for a Thousand Years", and it is the famous song of the big star Zhaoyue. If you want to say that this big star Zhaoyue, it is even more awesome, the emerging traffic flower, who is only 18 years old, is already popular all over the world. ”
"Touching my conscience, she is also the goddess in my heart."
Longing and admiration appeared on Liu Zhen's face.
"Is there such a god, you can be so popular at such a young age, it can't be that you have betrayed your soul."
Chen Lin pursed her lips, full of sneers.
"Damn, Master, it's just a matter of saying this in our dormitory, if you go out and say it on the street, be careful of being cut to death by thousands of fans. Zhaoyue is completely different from those gossip stars, and they really debuted with strength. Pretty, of course, that's for sure. ”
Hearing Chen Lin slandering the goddess in his heart, Liu Zhen was suddenly unhappy and retorted.
"There is such a powerful star, who is popular all over the world at the age of eighteen?"
Chen Lin's whole body was still questioning.
"Zhaoyue is indeed loved now, and her songs seem to be like a clear spring, which can cleanse people's souls." Wang Zhiyu also spoke for this big star at this time, "It's not just me, Yuqi, Yumu They also like it, listening to her songs has become a fashion, Chen Lin, don't be left behind." ”
"Her song can still become fashionable, and I think this song title is nothing special, it's just an ordinary ancient style song." Chen Lin touched her nose, she didn't expect that this Zhaoyue was still a big man who led the trend, and it seemed that it was necessary to understand it in the future.
"The most important thing is not the name, it's the connotation, didn't you just say it sounds." Wang Zhiyu emphasized, "You go to the Internet to search, the connotation of this song, it is said that the song expresses twenty different emotions, which can resonate with listeners with various personality experiences, which is very powerful." ”
"So strong, twenty different emotions, how sentimental she is, she can contain so many emotions in a song, Lin Daiyu doesn't have this ability."
Chen Lin exclaimed.
"I don't know, maybe it's hype." Wang Zhiyu spread his hands.
"None of this is important, the important thing is that Wang Pang invited everyone to dinner on Friday night." Liu Zhen hurriedly said.
"Please eat, I invite you? Where to? Wang Zhiyu was stunned.
"You don't need to ask about this, the organization will notify you when the time comes, and you can just come when the time comes. It's okay if people don't come, just the money. ”
Liu Zhen waved his hand, and he didn't have the idea of explaining to Wang Zhiyu at all.
"I protest!"
"Protests are ineffective! This is the result of the vote. ”
"What vote, how do I not know?"
"Because you're more than halfway through the votes, you don't need to know."
“..... And you are the ones who are pranking me. ”
"Congratulations, you got it right, the reward is the price of this meal."