Chapter 7 [You Have a Sick Brain]
The condition for this is to cut off the enemy's weapon, which obviously requires the presence of the enemy and the weapon.
And this weapon probably has to be made of metal, after all, if you listen to this request, it doesn't look like you can fool around with a stick.
Of course, he will have to give it a try when the time comes.
Thinking about these conditions, Yu Ge found that there seemed to be no requirement for the quality of weapons, so it was actually quite easy to do, as long as he spent some silver money, it would be almost enough to let the blacksmith in the town fight such a sword.
But the enemies mentioned in it are a little difficult to deal with, and he has no enemies in this town, where are the enemies, and there are a hundred special ones.
At that moment, Yu Ge even remembered Boss Zhao of the butcher shop in the town.
Just shook his head in a blink of an eye and shook off the thoughts in his mind, the shiny boning knife in Butcher Zhao's hand didn't look like a vegetarian if he didn't say it.
No matter, let's buy weapons first.
Yu Ge returned home, took some silver from the house, ran to the blacksmith shop on the south side of the street, and bought two inferior and rough swords from the blacksmith, and he couldn't even tell that they were defective swords.
The weapon is now available, and there is still a lack of enemies.
Yu Ge, who was walking on the street, was troubled, and suddenly saw a little girl who looked to be eight or nine years old picking flowers on the side of the road, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
stopped her at the moment, "What is your name, sister-in-law, can you do me a favor?"
The little girl's little head with loose hair tilted her head and looked at him, and said crisply, "Don't help, my mother said that your brain is broken!" β
Yu Ge is a Spartan, who is this girl, talking so nonsense, she immediately couldn't help but speak, "How can your mother smear people's innocence out of thin air!" β
However, Xiaogu Liang raised her little head and said vigorously, "I also saw that you cut your thigh on the steps that day." β
Yu Ge listened more and more outrageous, and suddenly felt that the girl in front of him was a little familiar, and when he contacted this again, he suddenly remembered the day when he completed his first achievement and got the black iron dagger.
The two ladies and sons who passed by on the other side of the road, aren't these girls the ones who said that he was not possessed by demons!
Her mother's throat is scary!
"That, your mother must have made a mistake, my brain is not broken, I want to ask you for help......" Looking at the girl who had gone astray, Yu Ge decided to explain patiently.
"Don't help, you've got something wrong with your brain!"
it! Isn't it looking for a fight!
Such a cute girl should be able to cry for a long time with a punch!
Yu Ge had a bruise on his skull, and he endured it for a long time before he resisted the urge to blow up the little girl in front of him on the spot.
kept muttering in my heart, this is a child, or a child, the child's words are unscrupulous, Brother Ben has a lot, and he can support the boat in his stomach, and he can also support the boat and her mother.
"Whew...... Anyway"
"You're sick in the head!"
Hiss!
I can't take it anymore!
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Unexpectedly, Yu Ge still endured it, and finally persuaded her with a copper coin by the way, this hateful girl named Meng Xiaoya, with a slightly broken mouth.
"So, you take this stick first, first diagonally to the sky, and then I'll let you swing it slowly at the beginning, at a slower pace."
Yu Ge didn't know what the specific process would be, so he thought of a random action to let the girl implement it like this.
Meng Xiaoya didn't understand what Yu Ge was going to do, but thinking of the small money that was about to arrive, she happily took the branch handed over by Yu Ge with her little hand and waved it at the air.
For the cooperation of this girl's film, Yu Ge said that he was very satisfied, although his mouth was a little broken.
"By the way, you still have lines, just say, just say anything, just say that I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon."
Suddenly thinking of this line, Yu Ge's eyes lit up.
"What are the lines, and why should I destroy you on behalf of the moon?"
Meng Xiaoya's little head couldn't understand, and it was full of questions.
But I don't know why, just hearing this sentence made her feel a strange sense of shame that she couldn't tell.
"Don't care why, then slowly chop the stick from the top to the ground, and shout it in the middle!"
Yu Ge grinned, and smiled in his heart, brother doesn't beat you, brother lets you have a complete childhood, how can a complete childhood have no black history.
"No, you didn't say this before, unless you add money." Meng Xiaoya pursed her lips, feeling that she had to add some fees to the strange sense of shame.
"Yo he, I also temporarily increased my salary, I don't know if the current trend is to reduce pay and reduce salary, if you don't do it, I'll change it."
"You change it, hmph, don't you know that they all listen to me!" As she spoke, Meng Xiaoya waved her hand and puffed up her chest proudly.
Yu Ge was stunned for a moment, and was impressed by this girl's film, the child king didn't say anything, and even seemed to know that he didn't want to find an adult.
Indeed, where did he find an adult who did such a shameful thing.
"Okay, okay, add two more."
It's also troublesome to find someone again, and Yu Ge compromised.
So, a strange scene happened by the river where the water was gentle.
A little girl, who was no more than eight or nine years old, slowly slashed the stick in her hand to the ground, her movements were slow and strange, and at the same time she shouted strange words that I would destroy you on behalf of the moon.
The boy on the opposite side slashed with a dagger and slashed at the long stick that seemed to be in slow motion.
Click!
With a crisp sound, the stick became in half.
Yu Ge withdrew the dagger and waited for a while, but did not respond.
Does it really have to be a weapon?
"Alright, let's change this long sword."
Motioned to the girl on the other side to throw away the stick in her hand, and then handed her a long sword that she had spoken.
Meng Xiaoya took the so-called long sword handed over by Yu Singer, where it looked crooked like a long sword, it was just a long piece of iron that shivered.
Holding it in her hand, Meng Xiaoya suddenly rolled her eyes with a look of disgust.
But when she thought of a little money, she didn't say anything.
Just when Meng Xiaoya followed the previous action, Yu Ge suddenly remembered something and shouted to wait a minute, and then ran out with a whoosh.
"Stick this to you."
After a while, Yu Ge rushed over with a piece of paper and handed it to Meng Xiaoya, who was waiting by the river a little bored.
At this time, Meng Xiaoya, who was holding it in her hand, also saw clearly the two ugly-looking big characters written on the paper.
Enemy?
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Meng Xiaoya's little head was confused for a while, and then she felt so naΓ―ve.
Then he looked at Yu Ge's eyes as if he was looking at some strange species, and suddenly felt a little pitiful.
She thought, in fact, there is no need to explain.
With such a change, Yu Ge naturally has a feeling, but he is a little confused.
However, although her eyes are a little weird, this girl is quite dedicated, and she has not proposed to add money.
In this case, Meng Xiaoya swung her sword, and Yu Ge took a black iron dagger and slashed at the long piece of iron that could not be seen.
Since it was a leftover scrap, it was not strong at all, and with an extremely crisp sound, the iron bar split in two and broke in the middle.
At the same time, Yu Ge also heard a mysterious reminder from the bottom of his heart, and this voice made him can't help but smile.
Meng Xiaoya's eyes looked at him even more pitiful.
Achievement [Break His Blade].
Completion Requirements: Cut off the enemy's weapons 100 times, and the current progress is 1/100.
Reward: Unknown.
It really worked!
Seeing the change in the number behind the progress column, Yu Ge was overjoyed, indicating that this would work, although the completed process was a little shameful.
However, it's not him who is ashamed, I'm afraid it's the girl who shouts lines.
The second piece of iron was also a repeat of the same trick, and the progress was quickly increased by one time.
The facts have proved useful, Yu Ge asked the little girl to wait, and ran to the blacksmith shop on the street, and bought a bunch of long iron bars and long swords from the blacksmith who couldn't see their appearance.
Negotiate with Meng Xiaoya about the salary, and then continue.
So there was a crackling sound on the quiet riverside, and a pile of scrap iron bars broke into two sections, and the progress of the broken blade had been brushed sixty-seven times for a long time.
It was completed after more than thirty more visits, but Yu Ge found that he had no money.
These scrap iron that need to be disposed of don't cost much, but if you can't bear the predecessor, there is no money in itself.
It's just a pity that these cut scrap iron can't be reused, otherwise he would have used that one as ten, and a few more were patched.
At this time, a penny is difficult to defeat the hero.
Yu Ge could only agree with Meng Xiaoya to solve the problem of funding next time.