Chapter 452: Teasing
Although this small stall owner doesn't want to drink this bowl of "boy urine", he can't stand the fuss in his stomach! So this brave little stall owner took the bowl and drank it all!
After drinking this bowl of "boy urine", the stall owner immediately began to vomit again, this time for a longer period of time.
"Look at it!"
The old lady next to her suddenly pointed at the small stall owner's vomit and shouted, and everyone covered their noses and looked at it.
It didn't matter what they saw, so they immediately took a few steps back, and it turned out that there was a crayfish-like bug in the stall owner's vomit, and the worm was wrapped in a layer of mucous membrane on the outside of its body, as if it had just been born.
This little insect is black and red, and it is a few circles smaller than the size of a crayfish, otherwise the little stall owner would have been tossed to death by it.
Just when everyone thought that the little insect was dead by itself, they didn't expect it to move, and it broke through the coating in three or two clicks and crawled out.
After this little insect crawled out, it shook its body slightly, and actually grew two pairs of wings, it turned out that this little insect could fly!
I saw that the little insect shook its wings, flew up, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Seeing the bug fly away, the stall owner fainted in fright.
"Whew! It's boring! After the little old man finished speaking, he stood up and patted his body and left.
Zhou Lei saw that the little old man was gone, and immediately followed.
This little old man looks dry, and he doesn't look like two taels of meat on his body, but he walks like a fly, but he hasn't seen how fast people are walking, but Zhou Lei has already run, but he can't keep up.
This little old man walked for a day, and it is estimated that there are not three or four kilometers away, which can make Zhou Lei tired.
On the top of an unknown hill, there was a small gazebo, and the little old man walked into the gazebo, looked out, and saw that it was getting late, so he simply lay down on the long stone bench in the gazebo.
After a while, the little old man fell asleep and even snored.
Zhou Lei was infected by this snoring, and his sleepiness also came up, and he lay down on the stone chair next to him, and just wanted to squint for a while, but he didn't expect the little old man to suddenly wake up, and scolded and said, "This damn mosquito!" Bites so much that your grandfather can't sleep! ”
After the little old man finished speaking, he took out a broken folding fan, fanned it a few times, and fell asleep again.
This is a mountainous area, and there are a lot of mosquitoes at night, and Zhou Lei is surrounded by a few mosquitoes that bite him so much that he can't sleep, but Zhou Lei is not annoyed at all, because he knows that the opportunity for his hospitality has come!
Zhou Lei got up and quietly walked to the little old man's side, picked up his folding fan and began to repel mosquitoes for the little old man, and took the fan to cool off.
With Zhou Lei's artificial fan and mosquito repellent, the little old man really fell asleep.
I don't know how long it took, anyway, Zhou Lei's eyes became red, and his two arms were numb, the little old man sighed, opened his eyes, and saw that Zhou Lei was still there fanning himself, revealing a mattress but peeing expression, and then fell asleep again.
For Zhou Lei, this little old man's simple expression was the dawn of hope, so Zhou Lei fanned harder!
Gradually, the sky was white, and the little old man suddenly jumped up with a carp, stretched his waist and said, "Aha! What a good night's sleep! Grandpa, I haven't slept so comfortably in a long time! ”
After the little old man finished speaking, he suddenly found Zhou Lei standing beside him who was still fanning the wind.
"You brat! How to mess with other people's things, this is my treasure fan! After the little old man finished speaking, he snatched the broken folding fan from Zhou Lei's hand and walked out of the pavilion.
Zhou Lei didn't sleep all night, endured mosquito bites, and fanned the little old man, but he didn't even say a word of praise, and complained that he moved his fan.
Thinking of this, Zhou Lei's tears couldn't help but roll in his eyes, when did he suffer this kind of grievance, but because of this, Zhou Lei had to endure these hardships even more.
Zhou Lei gritted his teeth and followed behind the little old man again.
This time, the little old man did not perform "Ling Bo Weibu" again, and walked on the mountain path as if playing, which really fulfilled Zhou Lei, Zhou Lei didn't sleep all night, and didn't eat, if this little old man exerts his strength again, Zhou Lei may lose him.
The little old man seemed to be familiar with the neighborhood, and came to a stop at a small gentle slope, and stood there as if listening to something.
Zhou Lei saw the little old man standing there listening carefully, and he also stood there like him, but he didn't hear anything.
"Little grandson! Did you hear that? ”
Seeing that the little old man finally asked himself, and this was called...... It's quite intimate, Zhou Lei really wanted to answer, but he really didn't hear anything, so he could only stare there with his mouth open.
"Haha! What a dumb grandson! Don't you hear so many field chickens crowing again? ”
After the little old man finished speaking, he listened carefully there, and at the same time said to himself: "This is an authentic mountain hash worm!" The season is also right, the hash ant at this time, that is the fat girl! ”
Zhou Lei finally knew what the little old man was listening to, it turned out that he wanted to eat Hash Ants!
The so-called Hash Ants and Field Chickens are actually frogs, with Zhou Lei's former identity, there is no difference between frogs, small animals and those disgusting little insects crawling on the ground, not to mention eating, even catching makes Zhou Lei feel disgusting!
However, now this little old man wants to eat frogs, and in order to please this little old man, Zhou Lei has no choice but to catch it.
"Grandpa! Grandson, I'm going to catch a field chicken for you! ”
After Zhou Lei said these meaty words, he wanted to smoke himself a few big mouths.
Although this hash ant is also a kind of frog, it is much more difficult to catch than ordinary frogs, first of all, this hash ant lives in the small forest of the tide, where the terrain is complex, there are small shrubs everywhere, it is not easy for you to catch them, and the retreat of this hash ant is longer than the hind legs of ordinary frogs, and it is also thicker, so it has to jump farther.
In this way, Zhou Lei caught two or three hours before he caught a dozen Hash ants, but as the little old man said, these Hash Ants are really fat, and it is estimated that these dozen or so are enough for the little old man to eat!!
Thinking of this, Zhou Lei carried these dozen Hash ants in his clothes, came to the little old man's side, and said flatteringly: "Grandpa! Look at the little grandson who caught you with these hash ants, it's enough to eat! ”
When the little old man saw these Hash Ants caught by Zhou Lei, his eyes were glowing green, and his tongue kept pursing his lips, but he suddenly sighed and said, "These Hash Ants are really fat, and they are really big!" But Heaven has the virtue of a good life! Grandpa, I can't kill lately! Ay! Little grandson, you let them go! ”