Chapter 57 Boy, You Have a Kind
"Teach you to touch, as the saying goes, practice makes perfect, and if you touch more, you will naturally do it. Wang Feng said with a smile.
"Touch~~~~ Touch whom?" Xia Huilan's voice began to tremble a little.
Wang Feng said as a matter of course: "When teaching, I touch you, so that you can feel the taste of being touched from the perspective of a patient, and when you practice, you touch me, so that you can experience the fun of touching others~~~~ Touch around like this, and you will soon be able to understand the mystery inside." ”
There was a thud.
Hearing this, Xia Huilan's heart, which had been hanging in her throat, was like falling into an ice cave, and it was shattered in an instant.
Touch, touch a fart, according to Wang Feng's teachings, it is estimated that the craft of massage and treatment will not be learned by then, and the vinegar jar at home will have to be overturned.
As a woman, in Xia Huilan's view, compared with learning crafts, it is obvious that reputation and women's morality are more important.
The three of them become tigers, and people's words are terrifying.
"That's still~~~~ or forget it, my aunt won't learn. Xia Huilan bent down and picked up the medicine box, shook her head, and then turned around and left.
Looking at Xia Huilan's panicked back, Wang Feng felt funny in his heart, and when Xia Huilan walked out more than ten meters away, he was still unsatisfied, and did not forget to shout loudly: "When will Aunt Huilan figure it out and want to learn again, come to me, I will teach and teach Baohui, and I don't charge tuition~~~~"
After Wang Feng said this, Xia Huilan quickened her pace and disappeared around the bend of the street as if she had fled.
"See if you dare to fight the idea of "Shennong Sutra" again in the future~~~~" Wang Feng pouted, and suddenly understood why "Shennong Sutra" is passed on to men and not to women, if it is passed on to the opposite sex, this comes and goes, it is easy to touch and touch something, but before getting Shennonghu, "Shennong Sutra" has the taboo of maintaining the body of a child, only let it be touched, not allowed to be on, in that case, whether it is for the man who is responsible for "touching", or for the woman who is responsible for "being touched", it is definitely a fucking torment.
Fortunately, Wang Feng has now got Shennong Hu, and with the secret help of his grandfather, he broke the damn curse!
"Little Wind!"
Finally sent Xia Huilan away, Wang Feng turned around and was about to go home, when Tong Zhipeng suddenly came out of Liu's house and called out to him.
Tong Zhipeng seemed to hear the conversation between Wang Feng and Xia Huilan just now, he glanced at the intersection where Xia Huilan disappeared, and then grinned and scolded: "Okay, you little cub, it's not simple, it's okay to take advantage of Xiaohua under the banner of exorcism, even your Aunt Huilan dares to tease." ”
Wang Feng's face darkened, and he secretly screamed that it was not good.
Xia Huilan is Wang Feng's elder, Wang Feng made that unserious joke with her just now, but in fact, he was not innocent to tease her, but deliberately scared her, so that she completely dispelled the idea of learning "Shennong Sutra".
But those who are clear are self-purifying, and those words fall into Tong Zhipeng's ears, and the nature is different.
"Uncle Tong, don't get me wrong, I just want to~~~~" Wang Feng hurriedly explained.
"Look at what scares you, haha, don't worry, Uncle won't talk nonsense everywhere. Tong Zhipeng didn't give Wang Feng a chance to explain at all, waved his hand, and took the initiative to change the topic: "Uncle came here to tell you that there is still room for maneuver in the matter between you and Xiaohua." ”
"What do you mean?" Wang Feng was stunned.
"Your Uncle Liu and Aunt Miao know that the demon is not dead, and it is on you, they are all frightened, so I will give you a word~~~~" Tong Zhipeng smiled and retold the frightened conversation between Liu Mingjiang and Miao Yinyi to Wang Feng just now, then lowered his voice and whispered: "Don't look at the tempers of the two of them, one is more stinky than the other, but the courage is smaller than the other, as long as the demon is still there, they will not dare to offend you easily." ”
As he spoke, Tong Zhipeng gave Wang Feng a "you know" look, obviously having something in his words.
How could Wang Feng not hear the string sound outside of these words?
"Uncle Tong wants me to use that evil demon to force Uncle Liu and Aunt Miao to marry Xiaohua to me?" Wang Feng frowned and asked.
In fact, Wang Feng had already thought of this method, and he didn't even have to let Huang Xiaobee go out, if he really wanted to scare Liu Mingjiang and Miao Yinyi, as long as he took the time to go to the Liu family's vegetable field and sprinkle another soak of urine, and then pee out a mutated Chinese cabbage, it is estimated that he can scare them half to death.
But~~~~
The gentleman has something to do, and he doesn't do something, Wang Feng peed last time purely to relieve the depression in his heart, and he didn't know that his soak of urine would have such a great power, which was an unintentional mistake, and this time the situation was urgent, there was really no other way, so he asked Liu Xiaohua to pretend to be evil, if he did this again, would it be too shameless?
"You have to watch and do this yourself, Uncle didn't say anything. "Tong Zhipeng is a good person, of course he won't talk too openly, so as not to be caught.
Wang Feng thought about it and immediately said: "I understand Uncle Tong's kindness, but ~~~~ I think it's a very pure thing, and I can't use that kind of bad means, I still want to rely on my own ability to marry Xiaohua home openly." ”
The next three rotten?
Tong Zhipeng's old face darkened, and he couldn't help but secretly scold Wang Feng for being hypocritical and pretentious, but on the bright side, he raised his thumb and praised: "You kid, there is a kind!"
Liu Mingjiang asked Tong Zhipeng to come to Wang Feng, wanting him to reconcile and prevent Wang Feng from being angry and then releasing the evil demon to harm the Liu family, but he was good, but instead instigated Wang Feng to use that evil demon to scare Liu Mingjiang, if Liu Mingjiang and Miao Yinyi knew about this, I don't know how to feel~~~~
Not to mention Liu Mingjiang, even Wang Feng never thought that Tong Zhipeng would actually stand on his side and give advice for him.
There is a saying that the weasel gives the chicken a New Year's greeting, and it is not good.
"Uncle Tong, if there is nothing else to do, then I will leave first. Wang Feng turned around and left.
Sure enough, Tong Zhipeng was stunned for a moment, and immediately caught up and said with a smile: "Xiaofeng, this time our village and Mr. Ye and their company can sign the contract at a price of 1,000 yuan per mu per year, thanks to you, you can rest assured, after the contract money is in hand, I will definitely set up a wine for you to celebrate, so that everyone in the village knows that you have made such a big benefit for the big guys~~~~"
Why did you suddenly get involved in the contract? Wang Feng didn't stop, shook his head and smiled: "Uncle Tong's words are serious, I grew up in the Divine Medicine Village when I was a child, and I depend on my grandfather for my life, and the big guys usually help us a lot, since I have the ability to do this now, I should repay everyone, and then ~~~~"
After a pause, Wang Feng said apologetically: "Although I have benefited the villagers this time, I have taken food from Uncle Tong and Uncle Liu's rice bowls, as long as Uncle Tong and Uncle Liu do not hate me in their hearts, I will be Amitabha." ”
"Look at what you said, is Uncle the kind of person who is cautious?" Tong Zhipeng's face was solemn, and he said seriously: "Actually, even if you don't mention it, your Uncle Liu and I didn't really want to be greedy for the villagers' money from selling land, and we drank too much that night and just talked a few nonsense casually, you must not take it seriously." ”