I hung up the phone and waited in the hotel for nearly two hours, and when the dead fat man came back, it was almost ten o'clock in the night.

"Niu Bi, really Niu Bi, it's too similar, it's just a person, I said shrimp, is our father behind our mother's back, and he had an extramarital affair outside when he was young."

The first thing the dead fat man said when he saw me almost didn't me off.

As for him, he danced excitedly, like a big bear in the zoo.

"Your uncle's dead fat man, then my little mother can't give birth to a brother who looks exactly like me for my father."

I said angrily.

When the fat man saw that my face was black, he put away his hippie smile and told me about what had happened this afternoon.

The fat man drove back to his hometown in less than two hours.

When I arrived in the village, I went straight to my house, found my broken Ford parked in front of my house, and hesitated for a moment to enter the house.

The wife was playing with the children and saw the fat man coming, and shouted to the bedroom, "Brother, the fat man is here".

"Call the fat man in, League of Legends is doing it." The voice came from the back room.

Listening to the sound is your shrimp, it's exactly the same.

"Son, call uncle".

My wife asked my son to call the fat man uncle, and the fat man picked up my son and kissed him again.

"Shrimp, you don't know, my heart was about to jump to my throat at that time, and my legs and stomach were about to cramp."

The fat man recounted to me what had happened in the afternoon, and his expression was exaggerated.

Walking into the back room, the "me" game was in full swing, and when I saw the fat man entering the house, I didn't turn my head.

"What's wrong brother, your car is filled with water, I just went back to the city for a few days, and I came back again. It's useless for you to think about me, you can't get mine, I'm not good at this. Besides, I like men, and I don't like you big fat pig."

This fake "me" speaks in the same tone and speed as the real me, and even the jokes are exactly the same as mine.

The fat man was slightly stunned at that time, and then his expression was normal again.

"Go to that house and say, let's two old men in the same room, what kind of plane are we playing."

The fat man took "me" by the arm and walked to the living room.

"Shrimp, guess what I saw?" The fat man asked.

"There's a fart about to be released, when is it, and I still have the heart to talk about it, am I coaxing you not to cry."

"That you, the position of the tiger's mouth on your left hand, there is also a scar, which is exactly the same as the tiger's mouth on your left hand, which is also too scary."

The fat man has a problem, when he speaks excitedly, his eyes blink quickly.

I sat in the living room with "you" so that we could observe him closely.

"I can't describe what it felt like at the time, but the more I thought about it, the more scared I became, and I felt a chill in my back. It was as if the man had come out of a mirror, the corners of his mouth slightly raised as he spoke, and he scratched his head. Even the way he rubbed his legs and feet was the same as you. And the way he looks at your daughter-in-law is full of love."

"Dead fatty, I'll be your uncle".

I really want to strangle this fat pig with a mouth full of trains.

"Hahaha, Shrimp, brother, this sentence is my nonsense" said the fat man.

"By the way, in the process of chatting with him, I deliberately talked about your past. Found out that he not only knows you, but also knows me well. He also talked about the two of us when we were young, and the most terrifying thing is that he also talked about my sister, and I think he knows more things than we imagined."

"Our guess is right, these people know everything about me."

After saying this, I felt scared that "he" could become my face and learn my voice.

But my subtle movements, what happened when I was a child with the fat man, what happened between me and my loved ones. This person can imitate, he has a memory, and these things are terrifying to think about.

Could it be that for so many years, I have been living under the surveillance of others, every move, maybe lying in bed gritting my teeth and farting and snoring, he, or rather, they have a record.

What a huge project to do so much just to better imitate me.

"I'm thinking, what's the use of you kid, they bother to imitate you so much or at any cost, what are you trying to do, could it be that your kid is the first queen of Qin, and he has hundreds of billions of treasures."

"Roll, roll, roll, roll" I raised my leg to give him a kick.

"Xiami, do you say that these people also know when you hehehehe, and also know the length of time you hehehehe, how many years did you say that your kid has played live broadcast for them."

"Fatty, you will get divorced when you get married in the future, and you will be single if you divorce."

"By the way, didn't he behave a little out of the ordinary when he saw you going? We're under each other's watchful eye, and when you leave the city and go back to your hometown, the other party will definitely know," I said.

"There is no abnormal behavior, ah, by the way, I remember, when I left your house, he went out to see me off, and took out a piece of toffee from your son's hand, stuffed it into my pocket, and asked me to eat it on the road, I didn't eat sugar, let me put it in the car."

"Dead fatty, you're either or in your head, go get the sugar back," I scolded.

The fat man was scolded by me like this, and he was stunned at first, and then patted his head.

"Ahh

That "self" knows us so well that he doesn't know that fat people don't like to eat sugar, and they hate sweets the most. Stuffing a piece of candy in the fat man's pocket is not a superfluous move.

In less than five minutes, the fat man opened the door breathlessly.

Haha laughed, the dead fat man was still chewing candy in his mouth.

"Shrimp, important information, important information," he said, throwing me a crumpled ball of toffee wrappers.

I suppressed my excitement and flattened the wrapper. A line of small characters was written neatly with a carbon pen.

"My daughter-in-law is beautiful, I haven't slept yet".

"My day your sister"

Although the news brought back by the fat man did not have much value, I was ninety percent sure that the other party would not hurt my family if he tried his best to play me. As to why they would resort to such an extreme and cumbersome approach, I don't know now.

There was nothing to say all night, the fat man's snoring was still there, and I wanted to open a separate room for him, but the fat man said that it was safe to live in a room with me.

When I woke up, it was already past nine o'clock in the morning.

"Your eyes, how can you see my heart broken, how many nights this woman has spent with me, maybe I, once turned my back on you and went off the rails, how did you give me the only capital crime......"

The phone rings, it's my mobile phone, and I secretly scold the dead fat man for changing the ringtone of my mobile phone.

The quilt in the hotel is a bit small for a fat man, and this dead fat man can't cover his face with his feet, showing a pair of small eyes, looking at me shyly.

"It's still my shrimp and rice cow, more than 3 million sold my wife and children, and stayed in a high-end hotel with my brother, this bell is more suitable for the occasion."

I ignored him and picked up the phone.

"Hello, Mr. Jiang Yi, I have your courier, please go downstairs to sign for it, I am in the lobby of the hotel."

"Ah, ah, wait a minute".

The courier called me Jiang Yi, but I didn't react for a while.

"Who?" asked the fat man curiously.

"Your father," I picked up the pillow and slammed it on the fat man's head.

Go downstairs to pick up the express, the express is a rectangular cardboard box, the size of a suitcase, quite heavy, only the recipient address on it, and the sender's information is empty.

I asked the courier what was inside, and he shook his head, not knowing. I asked him how he knew the sender, and he told me that this situation was very common and difficult to find.

Moved upstairs, the fat man came over, "Xiami, you are so chic, it's all like this, and you still shop online?" ”。

"Get out of the way, I didn't buy it, I don't know who mailed it to me".

"Shrimp, don't be in a hurry to open it, what if it's a bomb, biochemical weapons, turn it on and you will become a zombie, I haven't lived enough."

"Dead fatty, can you stop making trouble for me, or I'll get you money, you go for a massage."

"No, no, it's too early" the fat man smiled.

Finding the key and slowly cutting open the box, the fat man hid in the bathroom, revealing a round head.

"Ah, how can this be, help"

When I opened the box, I exclaimed loudly, and the fat man ran over, stretched out his head and looked into the box.

"Shrimp, you're insane, scare Lao Tzu"

"Isn't this to ease the awkward atmosphere," I said.

Looking at the box full of things, I was a little confused by the second monk, all of them were books, different thicknesses, unopened books.

The fat man took out a copy casually, glanced at it, handed it to me, and pointed at the author "Jiang Yi".

I flipped through the books one by one, and they were all travelogues and adventure memoirs from all over the world.

"This cow, shrimp, people have to die more than people, and you have to throw more goods, you kid is nothing compared to him," the fat man said.

A black notebook at the bottom of the box caught my attention, and judging by the extent of the wear on the cover, it was a few years old. Flipping through the notebook, a silver USB flash drive was dropped.

"That's all?" The fat man asked suspiciously.

"When did you go blind, or do I know magic, is it possible to take out an inflatable doll from the box for you and make your fat man feel refreshed."

I grew up with a big black bear, and I never shy away from talking.

"Fuck off, what do I mean to do with these books for you? Let you go out and set up a stall," the fat man said.

"Are you stupid, thanks to your sister's different IQ from you, otherwise, it's not bullshit, their meaning is obvious, since I have become Jiang Yi, I should always know something about him, a freelancer, a famous adventure enthusiast, I want to know myself better than anyone else, these books are the key to my understanding of Jiang Yi."

"And what's in this USB stick?" The fat man scratched his head and said.

"Brother, don't scratch it, it's snowing soon, so it's really not okay to wash your hair."

"Can you read and write on a USB flash drive in your mouth, if you can't read it, let's finish dinner and buy a computer," I said.

"It's so troublesome, the whole network disk, and then tell you that it's not easier to extract the code," the fat man said.

"Go to dinner, I don't talk to fools".

It's been so good these past few days, and I finally understand that the happiness of rich people is beyond the imagination of poor people like us, and it's too comfortable.

Especially the money in the card is not his own, it is more comfortable to spend, a breakfast, it cost more than 200, the fat man sat in the co-pilot, holding a toothpick, with a satisfied face.

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it," the fat man said leisurely.

"What's wrong Lao Tie, Ah Yi broke up with you, aren't you a little fool of Ah Yi's family anymore?" I asked.

Ah Yi is the little sister he met in the bath, the kind that must be ordered every time.

"Get out, Xiao Yiyi and I really love each other, don't talk about us like that, I didn't expect that one day, my shrimp brother will sell his body and take his brother to eat and drink spicy food" The fat man said with a smile.

I went to the electronic city and bought a laptop, drove back to the hotel, put the USB flash drive in it, double-clicked to open it, and delayed it for a few seconds.

"There's a lot of stuff in here," said the fat man.

"Well, it's the same with the USB flash drive you have."

U disk open, is a PDF document, and many video files, open the PDF document, a few eye-catching large characters appeared.

"Do a good job of Jiang Yi".