"Goodbye," Qian Yunen said

"Goodbye" Xu Bao replied "take care of yourself"

"Nothing else to say?"

"I'll see you later."

Do you think that's the end of it?

Oh no, I was supposed to set the record for the shortest chapter, and I found that I couldn't be such a black-hearted author

And it's not just that this chapter doesn't end, it's that the whole novel doesn't end!

I'm guessing there are a couple of sequels in the series, 2, 3, 4

Forget it, let's focus on the second season

But this must be a super short web novel, and I don't even know how those authors managed to write so many chapters

Sadly, though. Xu Bao's departure will be forever

But don't worry, there are new people

More exciting in the second season, stay tuned

All of the above are teasers

Why don't I bring you a chapter that is something special?

It's not an option, and of course I can't stop you from escaping via the button in the top left corner

Do you know why this novel has more than 3,000 views but only 17 collections?

Yes, I don't know either

Pity such a good novel

But I know how wonderful he is

Nonsense, I'm the author of it

But speaking of authors, do you know Charlie Ton?

Charlie Soup, the tallest boy in the dormitory

is rampant and domineering, and it accounts for 80% of the dog food in the whole novel!

Zhou Baodang must be unhappy, why did they break up

Shhhh

To be honest, I'm not sure if there are any of the 17 collections other than my classmates and parents?

Maybe not

But when it comes to Charlie Thomp, he's a competent web novel writer

So all the novels mentioned in this novel, all the novels written by Charlie Town

None of them exist

That's not the point, he's the most protective boy in this dormitory

Maybe it's also because he's the only guy who has a girlfriend

Wu Yiquan, Zhou Zhengyan, and Wang David were heartbroken

But

I'm the author

Do you want to see Wu Yiquan, Zhou Zhengyan, and Wang David have new emotional lines in the next novel?

I want to too!

But the deity disagreed

That's not the point, who knows in real life

Charlie Tong loves to prepare surprises

The surprise he prepared was the most surprising! And the most pleasantly surprised!

Las Vegas, skydiving, Beijing, which one is not a beautiful surprise?

Of course, it's all something that is unlikely to exist in real life

He is also the most violent, and he contracts most of the violent scenes throughout the novel

He has been involved in almost 14 fights in the novel

Are you asking really?

Of course... Not really

Who do you think would be boring enough to count the number of times a character fights?

Of course, in addition to his ability to beat people

He also has an ability that you have to serve, the ability to make money

At the same time, he contracted almost 99 percent of the banknote capacity

He can do whatever you can't think of it

Would you like to have a boyfriend who is so talented without any shortcomings

There are, of course, drawbacks

So welcome to the big inventory of Tom Charlie's shortcomings

First: Smoking

Of course, that's the way it is, but Charlie Tong smoked twice in his life

Once was before I met Xu Jiayi

The second time, he hadn't even touched the first bite

But does he have any other shortcomings?

I don't know the author, so come and find it

But when it comes to Charlie Thomp, would you ignore his nemesis

Yes, David the King

was born to refute everything about Charlie Tong, and the two were incompatible

Of course, after living together, I slowly got a relationship

Perhaps, you think you don't know the mediocre character of David Wang

But you know for sure how often he goes to the toilet

I'll give you two seconds and say how often he goes to the toilet

1

2

Sorry, you guessed wrong

Unless, of course, you guess right

That's good

Once a week

And once you pull it, it explodes once

Fat like a ball, you can feel his habits

So come on

When it comes to his digestive system, perhaps only Zhou Zhengyan knows best

That night, after Xu Bao accidentally used Zhou Zhengyan's toothbrush, he broke into the weekly Wang David's toilet

Then let's talk about Zhou Zhengyan

It can be said that it is the worst character in the whole novel

The shortest

The character is the most unremarkable

Especially at the beginning, only Xin sprinkled a few chapters of dog food on the audience, and then it was a tragedy

This man, let me tell you why he deserves attention

Because you can learn to be optimistic after a breakup

It's true

That's all

But what about his best friend?

What about Wu Yiquan, the resident guest of the party?

I forgot to bring the speech twice, did I dare not invite him to the wedding?

Afraid that he will say your name as your father-in-law's name?

feel relieved

He would definitely be like that

The most cowardly man in the dormitory, his real name is martial arts

Famous quote "My mother said don't get along with money"

This is his motto

You may wonder why he can eat so much and still look fat?

practice

Dressed to look thin and undressed with flesh

What you deserve ... Solid pillows

Of course, David Wang is also very thick, are you willing to sleep and hold him at night?

No, you will request a refund at the first sight of his face

David Wang will say that "appearance is subjectively judged, and cannot be generalized"

Do you know why Wu Yiquan sees Xu Bao at 2101 every morning?

Because she's come looking for something to eat

Then let's talk about Xu Bao

Hey, maybe talking about Xu Bao will make you cry again

But let's be honest

She really didn't have much to say

Except for the Death Cookies

and social skills

Will she have a better introduction next season?

She already has, second-place money ability

Let's talk about Qian Yunen first, Xu Bao's best friend

Looks like a sheep, if only there was a movie in this novel

You definitely want to see Qian Yunen at the moment you go to the little sheep hot pot to shabu two fat sheep rolls

Hmmm~ It's so fragrant

But what are her characteristics?

stupid

It's not the first time she's made a mistake

Lock yourself out of your room, and you may not really care about letting her keep your room key

Hmm~ The little sheep is really eating

Go on?

Let's talk about Xu Jiayi

How many dinners did Charlie Tong contract with you?

She has a lot of girls dream of life

Life is full of surprises, and the conclusion: money ability is the most powerful skill in the world

You'd love to have a figure of your own, just like her

But you don't want shelly to be the kind of person in your life

Unless she sends you a figure too

Of course, now there is only one person left

Endo

Oh yes, she's not awake yet

"Endo, get up"

"Ahh

"There will be a date later!"